Chapter 17

Dark Mysteries.

"You really want to know?" Asked Heidi. "FINE!"

Flashback.

(During Doubling down. At the Restaurant.)

(Heidi was leaving Buca de Faggoncini, Rather upset at the roast she had unintentionally received, She decided to go to Kyle's house to see what he was up to, When she got there though She heard things.)

Gerald: Now look Kyle, What I'm saying is-

Kyle: You don't even know what you're saying!

Gerald: What I do is for the Sake of Comedy, It's what every Satirist do.

Kyle: No it's not! I don't know how long I can cover this up, When All you do is try to do it again.

Gerald: How can you be sure I'm trying to get into the Message boards, I could be trying to give a Yelpers review.

Kyle: You stopped being a Yelper!

Gerald: Fine, But can you blame me? It's supposed to be funny!

Kyle: Putting dicks in women's Mouths isn't funny, It's just being a Dick!

Gerald: It's funny cause It's Not Funny!

Heidi: What?

Kyle: You really want people to eventually find out who you are?!

Gerald: Of Course not! No one knows except you me and Ike, And those other trolls from that one time.

Kyle: How can I cover for you when you try and be Skankhunt42 again?!

Heidi: (Gasps in shock as her already deteriorating Emotions come crashing down in feelings of Betrayal, The Boy who had wanted to help and Loved her was the Son of the Monster who had Terrorized her and Her "Friends." Who made her Quite twitter and Led her into this hell of a life and What's worse, He knew all along and Did Nothing!)

(Heidi than runs back to home and Cries herself to sleep, Next day she goes to Cartman and Listens to his words And when she Broke up with Kyle, She felt a pang of Satisfaction.)

Flashback.

"You… You knew about Kyle's Dad all along as well!?" Asked Stan In Disbelief. "And you just used as Personal Motivation for being a Dick to Kyle?!"

"Bitch." Said Kenny.

"What?" Asked Stan, Confused.

"The Correct term is Bitch." Said Kenny.

"Oh Right." Said Stan.

"What did you expect?!" Snarled Heidi. "That I would really feel comfortable with the Boy whose dad caused all this trouble?! That I would be manipulated by someone else!?"

"I thought you were the Manipulative one." Said Cartman.

Heidi Kicked him in the Stomach.

"OW!"

"Learn to keep your trap shut." Sneered Heidi.

"That doesn't change that fact that you knew and Said Nothing!" Snapped Stan.

"Well Sorry if I was dealing with other things." Retorted Heidi.

"Okay Enough!" Snapped Kenny. "We accomplish nothing by fighting Among ourselves, So I say we find the truth for ourselves, Maybe Clara's just using this as a lie to get support."

"I just said it was him!" Said Heidi. "Ike can probably tell you the same too."

"Be that as it may." Kenny said. "I think we should learn the truth for ourselves."

"I agree." Said Cartman. "There could be more to this I suppose."

Meanwhile.

Randy and Wendy had sat down in the Park, They didn't attend Kyle's departure and Probably didn't know about it, Wendy was Busy trying to Jog Randy's memory.

"So what exactly can you remember?" Asked Wendy.

"I told you, I don't know!" Said Randy. "I just remember leaving work and that's it!"

"Who did you talk to last?' Asked Wendy.

"My Co worker Peter Nelson, Left work with him and got in my…" Randy racked his head together to try and think. "My… My…

"Car?" Wendy asked?

"Well, Yeah, At least I think it was my Car."

"Can't you remember anything?" Asked Wendy, Starting to get Irritated.

"Well sorry I can't member much." Randy said, Than something flash inside his Head.

"Aprova…"

"Aprova…" He said.

"Aprova?" Asked Wendy. "What does that mean?"

"I don't know." Said Randy. "I think… I think… Do you ever Feel like this is supposed to be set in 2018, But skipped ahead?" He suddenly asked.

"Focus!" Snapped Wendy. "This is Serious!"

"What?" Asked Randy. "I'm just saying."

"This is completely off topic, We're trying to find out what Happened!"

"Gawd, You're no fun."

"Do you ever take things seriously?!" Asked Wendy.

"I try to take a smoothie seriously." Said Randy.

"God, I'm beginning to see why Stan never introduced me to him in the First place." Wendy Thought.

"So who do you think is a better Comic relief Character? Iago from Aladdin? Or Timon and Pumbaa from the Lion King?" Asked Randy.

"What does…? Wendy started to say and then sighed. " I would say Timon and Pumbaa, But Iago kinda has more of a charm to him."

"Really? He Sounds like a weirdo trying to appease to his own kids somehow?" Said Randy.

(FYW, Iago is one of my Favorite Characters.)

Randy seemed to look a little hurt by that somehow, But he quickly brushed it off.

"So, We were saying something about… Aprova…?" He asked.

"What do you think it means?" Asked Wendy.

"I don't know, Maybe it's some code?" He asked.

"It might be fun to solve." Said Randy.

"I don't know about Fun." Wendy Said Skeptically.

"C'mon, Isn't fun what friends do?"

"Friends?" asked Wendy. "W-we just interacted, Like a day ago, I highly doubt that would make us friends.

Randy: Listen kid, I don't you quite realize what you got here, So why don't you just luminate, Whilst I illuminate the Possibilities.

Well Ali Baba had them forty thieves,

Share is out he had a thousand teams!

But Girly you're luck cuz up your sleeves.

You got a brand new magic never fails!

You got some power in your corned now!

Some heavy Ammunition in your camp!

You got some Put, Pizzazz, Some who and How,

All you gotta do is say my name and I'll say.

Hey I forget your name But what would you have to be?

Let me take your order jot it down.

You ain't never had a friend like me, HaHaHaHa!

Life is your restaurant, And fun's you'r Maydardi!

C'mon whisper to whatever you feel about,

You ain't never had a friend like Me!

Yes sir, We give ourselves to service, We're the Boss the Kind The Czar!

We dream, We wish and lives our Dish, How 'bout a little more Baklava!

Have some of Column A try all of Column B!

I'm in the mood to Tag you dude!

You ain't never had a friend like me!

Wah, Wah, Wah!

Oh, My!

Wah, Wah, Wah!

Oh, Oh!

Wah, Wah, Wah!

Ha Ha Ha!

Dab-a-Dab-A-Dab

Randy: Can your friends do this?

Wendy: What can they evan-?

Randy: Can your friends do that?

Wendy: What are you even describe-

Randy: Can your friends pull this!

Wendy: Is that your-!?

Randy: Off their Little Crotch.

Randy: Can you'r friends go- OFF (Starts Raping.

I'm the Randy of the Map, I can sing rap dance if you give me a chance.

So don't just sit there talking like a dope, We've got mystery we gotta solve.

You got a bone feeling certified, You got a Buddy who can catch your fall.

I've got a powerful urge to have your back!

So what we do, I Really wanna know!

You got a plan that might achieve success,

Well, If you do than I for one am so on board!

Yeah, Little-

Wendy: Wendy.

Randy: Yes!

We've got a mystery!
I'm on the job You big name bob

You ain't Never had a friend, Never Had a friend.

Never Had a friend, Never had a friend.

You ain't… Never… Had a… Friend… Like… MEEEEEEEEE!

You ain't never had a friend like me.

Well this was fun, And Almost time for Season 23 too, Hope you all enjoy!