Chapter 18.
Horrific Discoveries.
Stan, Kenny, Heidi and Cartman did not go to the Broflovski Residence, Immediately, They had to wait until, Night time to go there, The Soldiers patrolled the Streets by day, But they were fewer by Night, So that night Stan woke up in his bed and Texted To Cartman and told him to get the others and meet him at the park.
Stan than crept out of his Room, Careful not to Wake his mom or Sister, He made his way outside his house and went to the town square, He ducked behind a bush as a guard went by then turned left on the end of his Street and headed up the road past the Mayor's office, He went past that and went to the Town Square, Where Heidi, Kenny and Cartman were waiting for him.
"There he his, The damn Sluggard." Said Cartman.
"What kept you?" Asked Heidi.
"Nevermind that." Said Stan. "We have to get to Kyle's house and Find out about His Dad."
The Other kids Agreed, And off they went to Kyle's house.
Randy and Wendy walked along the sidewalk to the Marsh residence, Till at last they reached the house.
"Well I better get inside, My family are probably worried about me." He walked up to the Front porch, But stopped and looked back at Wendy.
"Hey, You coming?"
Wnedy glanced at the house and then to Randy. "Uh… You want me to…?"
"Yeah." Said Randy. "You said you were gonna help me."
Wendy felt slightly uneasy all of a sudden, She was just entering the House of Her Ex-Boyfriend, It felt uncomfortable to be in his house, And Possibly meet his Entire Family, Especially since they had no Idea of his Relationship, But she did say she'd help Randy get his Memories back.
"I did." She said. "Yeah, I'm coming."
The two went into the House together and Randy turned on the light, His family must be asleep by now.
"Wait here." He said to Wendy, Who sat on the Couch.
He went up to his and Sharon's room and Opened the Door slowly so as to not wake up Sharon.
"Sharon…?"
He found the Bed Empty however, He then went to Stan's room and Found the same thing.
"Stan…?"
Lastly he tried Shelly's room.
"Shelly…?"
Meanwhile, Stan, Kenny Cartman and Heidi were sneaking into the Broflovski home, Kenny Climbed up to the Nearest window and slipped in, He double checked to make sure no one was home before making his way to the Front door and Opened it, Allowing the Others to enter.
"Alright Remember." Said Stan. "Look for anything that could prove Mr Brovflowski is Skankhunt."
The four kids split up, They checked under the Couch, The Closets, The Basement, Evan Gerald's Computer room.
But they could find nothing, Heidi, Kenny and Cartman met back at the living room, Stan had not yet returned.
"Nothing!" Cursed Heidi. "We've found Nothing."
"Maybe it's all just Propaganda." Said Kenny.
"No it's not!" Said Heidi. "I heard it myself, I did emoji analysis on it, It was him."
"Has any one sean Stan?" Asked Cartman.
"Uh guys!" Stan called. "You might wanna see this."
The others found Stan in Geralds Room, He had just pulled out a box of Id Cards.
"What is all this?" Asked Heidi.
"I don't know, I just found it in a secret stash under that file cabinet." Said Stan.
Cartman took a closer look.
"Jason Nofenski? George Tolkein? Tony Curry?" He Red. "What the fuck? These are fake Ids."
"Why does he have fake Ids?" Wondered Stan.
"Hey guys look!" Said kenny, He looked through Geralds twitter account. And found several unread messages.
"What are these?" Asked Stan, Looking through the usernames.
"I think I've seen the usernames before." Said Cartman, He than reds through the names.
"DildoSwaggins."
"Anonymouse821."
"SuperSexyLisa18."
"I've seen these names before, They're from the great denmark trolling during our school fundraiser."
He sighed. "Ah those were good times right Heidi? Heidi?"
Heidi had taken out an unknown newspaper, She opened it and a shocked look crossed her face as she showed it to the Guys.
"WHAT?!" Stan took the Paper and read it.
"Gerald Broflowski dead?!" He read.
"Foul play suspected in Broflovski's death." Read Heidi.
"Fiery Car crash?" Read Kenny.
"Brakes cut?" Continued Cartman. "By who?!"
"Why doesn't anyone remember this?!" Asked Stan. "We're a small town, If someone in it died we would have known!"
"Like you know about my deaths…" Mumbled Kenny.
"Cartman took out another newspaper clipping.
"Unnamed Felon at large?" He Read. "Why would they call him unnamed?"
The kids froze.
"Unless." Began Stan.
"Gerald." Said Cartman.
"Isn't." Said Heidi.
"Gerald?!"
"Than who has Kyle bean living with?" Asked Stan. "Does he even know? What about his Wife?!"
"Was this all covered up? If so, Who covered this up?" Asked Heidi.
"Guys! Guys!" Said Kenny. "I think he's coming home!"
Back at the Marsh house, Randy had just met with Wendy Downstaries.
"I don't understand." He said. "Where are they? They couldn't be out this time of night."
"Where do you think they could be?" Asked Wendy.
"I don't know." Said Randy.
A faint noise was heard.
"What was that?" Asked Wendy.
Back at the Broflovski residence, Gerald had just come home with Ike.
"Now, Ike we have to keep a level head about this." He said. "You'r mother and Kyle are probably gonna be fine, Canada's probably just gonna give them a slap on the wrist."
While Gerald was talking, Stan, Kenny, Heidi and Cartm appeared behind him.
"More like a slap in the face." Sneered Stan.
Gerald whirled around in shock.
"Oh- Uh, Hello Kids… What are you-?"
"You Don't Get to Speak Right Now!" Shouted Stan.
"We know about your Actions Broflovski!" Snarled Kenny.
"Actions!? I don't know what your talking about."
"Don't play dumb Asshole!" Snapped Heidi. "I heard you're argument with Kyle!"
Gerald started to go pale.
"What Argument?" He asked.
"Hm, I don't know why don't you elaborate to us more?" Said Cartman. "SKANKHUNT42!?"
"AAAAHHHHGG!" Gerald Screamed, He fell to his Knees. "PLEASE I SWEAR I DIDN"T INTEND TO HURT ANYONE! I WAS JUST BEING-"
"Shut up!" Yelled Stan, Punching him in the face and Knocking him to the Floor, Ike starred in absolute Shock.
"Pp-please, I have enough Problems as it is." Gerald Begged. "My son has been kidnapped and my Wifes in the Hospital!"
"Over a punch in the Stomach?' Asked Cartman.
"To be fair it was a pretty hard Cuff." Said Kenny.
"Guys! Can we please stay on topic!?" Aksed Heidi.
"Ike is it true?" Asked Stan, Turning to Ike, Did he frame you?"
Ike was completely unsure of what to say.
"Unless you want the whole town to know, You'll tell us what's going on with you!" Threatened Kenny.
"You won't tell?" Asked Gerald Pleadingly. "Will you?"
"Not unless you tell us about these!" Said Stan, Holding up the Fake Ids and the Newspaper Clippings, Geralds eyes stared in shock at these.
"Where did this come from…" He asked, Taking at the newspaper clipping of his supposed death. "I'm dead?! How did no one say anything about this?!"
"That's what we'd like to know." Said Heidi.
Just than the TV suddenly turned on.
"Uh, When did the TV Turn on?" Asked Cartman.
They all went over to see what was going on.
"It is… With great pleasure… That we are happy to say… The Canadian occupation… Is over."
"WHAT?!"
"Over?" Asked Cartman.
"The Canadian forces… Are dead." Continued the reporter, Who seemed more scared than Happy. "In addition to this… great day… An old enemy is Revealed."
"What old Enemy?" Asked Kenny.
"We have… Confirmation… From the competent… That the School troll known as… Skankhunt42… is-WAS! Gerald Broflovski…"
"AAAAGGGGHHHH!"
"Just a reminder... Vigilante justice is not allowed, Evan for a Pathetic, Worthless, Son of a bitch like HIM!" The Reporters voice turned from fear to Anger. "Unless Vigilante justice gives us results, Than it can be endorsed by the Public, Which it will, From They that Skankhunt hurt the most."
An Image of Gerald flashed on screen saying: GET HIM! GET HIM! GET HIM! In Red.
"How do they already know?" Asked Stan.
"That's what I'd like to know!" Sadi Gerald. "You told someone didn't you!?"
"No! We didn't-"
"Bullshit!" Gerald suddenly pulled out a gun.
"Holy shit!" Cried Cartman.
"If I end up dead, I might as well take a few with me before that." He said as he undid the safety, Before eh could fire, A large light of Reddish yellow shone through the window.
"W-whats that?" Asked Stan.
Cartman and Gerald looked outside the window and dropped their jaws.
Marching outside with Torches, Swords, Pitch forks, Axes, Guns and other terrifying weapons were marching outside, Chanting Kill! Kill! Kill!
"Ha!." Laughed Cartman. "Those dumbasses don't even know where Kyle's family lives!"
The kids Stopped and Looked behind them, THan marched over to the Brovflowski's house.
"Oh Thanks a lot Dumbass!" Snapped Gerald.
The kids stood outside and shouted angrily.
"We want SkankHunt! We want SkankHunt!"
"How do they all know?!" Asked Gerald.
"Some girl came here and told them it was you." Said Heidi. "She said you caused her aunt's death."
"Her aunt?! Who?" Asked Gerald.
"Freja ollengard." Said Kenny.
Gerald nearly fainted at this, But was caught and held up by Cartman.
Ike gingerly walked up to him. "Daddy, You have to face that mob and say sorry for what you did."
"I would." Said Gerald Recomposing himself. "But If I do that, They'll kill our entire family."
"No we don't! We're just after you!" Called Clyde.
"Aren't we out to kill or Capture all adults in town?" Asked Token.
"WHAT!?" Exclaimed Gerald.
"Yeah, Should have mentioned this earlier." Said Cartman. "But said Girl somehow talked all our friends into committing Genicide against all those over the age of 18."
"Seriously!?" Cried Gerald. "Nobody tells me anything!"
Fists banged on the Door, Luckily it was locked for now.
"We don't have time!" Said Stan. "Kenny! Heidi! Bar the Door! Cartman keep Gerald here with Ike! I'll go upstairs and look for an escape!"
And he hurried up to the upper windows and stared out amongst the crowd and Angry, Jeering Children, A few saw him and started throwing Projectiles at him, Forcing Stan to Retreat back into the House.
Downstairs, Kenny and Heidi had bordered up the Windows and Door, and Also blocked them with Furniture, Stan came hurrying back down.
"I couldn't find a way out!" He said.
Several Arms Burst in through the Window and Started Grasping at anything they could reach.
"Stand back you guys!" Said Cartman. "I have chainsaw!"
And he then started making fake chainsaw noises, Causing the arms to retreat, Their Eyes peered into the holes they made and saw that Carmtan was faking it.
"Uh Oh." Said Cartman.
The Arms reached out once more.
"Up stairs!" Called Stan as he and the others raced back up them.
Outside, Two boys named Luis and Taylor Facened a pair of Hooks to the Door and chained them to Timmy.
"Pull!" Called Bebe.
Timmy pulled and Pulled with all the might his wheelchair could muster.
"More Lines!" Yelled Craig.
Harpoon lines were fired at the door by Vamp kids and pulled by Sixth graders, They Pulled and Pulled and Pulled Until eventually the door gave way.
"We're in!" Cheered Clyde. "FIND SKANKHUNT!"
The children raced into the House, Wrecking anything that stood in their way.
"They're upstaries!" Shouted Craig.
The kids Raced up stairs and went for Geralds room.
"Bring in the Ram!" Called Bebe.
On Que, The goth kids raced up with a Improvo Battering ram, Made from a Trash Can, The Began pounding it against the door.
"We'll never escape them now!" Moaned Cartman. "We're done for!"
"STAN! STAN!"
Stan looked over to the window opposite the Broflovski residents and saw His dad, Hauling a plank over to them.
"DAD!?"
"Climb across Stan!" Called Randy. "CLIMB ACROSS!"
"Dad No!" Called Stan. "If you try to help me they'll kill you!"
"Oh." Said Randy. "Well when you put it like that-"
"NO!" Shouted Wendy. "Put that back right now!"
"Alright! Alright!" Said Randy, As he put the plank in place.
"Wendy!?" Asked Stan.
"Stan hurry!" Called Wendy.
And with that, Stan, Kenny and Heidi made their way across the Bridge, Ike following with Cartman Prodding a Terrified Gerald along with it.
"Look up their!" Called Sally Turner.
"They're getting away on that Plank Bridge!" Shouted Brimmy.
The kids at Geralds Door burst in and charged to the Plank bridge.
"Archers!" Called Nichole. "Prepare to fire!"
Several Kindergarteners came forward with Bows and Arrows and Aimed them at the Bridge.
"I'm using a red one so I know who I kill." Said Filmore.
"Uh oh." Said Kenny.
"They all ducked under the Arrows and looked back to see Karen and Kevin near the end of the plank behind them.
"Karen! Kevin!" Called Kenny. "What are you doing!?"
Kenny's siblings looked conflictingly at each other.
"Move aside!" Snapped Craig as he and Tweek took over, Tweek then pushed the Plank bridge away from the window and the Plank bridges occupants fell to earth.
They reached the bottom with a crash and gingerly rubbed their sore spots.
"Run!" Cried Stan as the kids came after them, They ran over to the Car, But found that the kids had beat them to it and were currently wrecking it.
"Hurry!" Shouted Kenny. "take that car!"
An unused car was standing unused and un destroyed, Stans group hurried over and Got in.
"They found another car!" Shouted Bebe.
"Where did that come from?" Asked Clyde.
"Who cares!" Snapped Craig. "Get after them!"
The Kids all got their Bikes Scooters, Tricycles and evan some cars of their own and Chased after Stans group.
"They're after us!" Screamed Kenny.
"I know! I Know!" Panicked Cartman.
"Drive you son of a bitch!" Shouted Heidi.
Gerald Cringed as he slammed his foot on the Gas pedal.
Suddenly the kids were starting to surround them, Dougie jumped right onto the windshield with his face pressed against it.
"I'll have your head on a spike!" He cursed.
"AAAGGGHHH!" Gerald swerved to the RIght and caused Dougie to be thrown off the Car and into a sixth grader.
The chase went on for what felt like forever, And the Kids showed no signs of Giving up.
"GO! Faster you swine!" Shouted Bebe.
"Tear them to Pieces!" Snarled Craig.
The car sped faster and Faster, Until eventually they came part of the Road that ran by a forest.
Filmore aimed his red arrow at one of the tires and fired, The arrow hit the tire and the car swerved off the road and into the Forest, Where it crashed.
The kids stopped and surveyed the wreckage.
"You think they're dead?" Asked Clyde.
"Maybe." Said Bebe. "Send someone down there to check, We're all wanted back in town."
The kids than got on their modes of Transportation And headed back to town, Leaving two kindergarteners alone to search the wreck.
Down below, Stan, Kenny, Heidi, Cartman, Gerald and Ike emerged from the Crash, And hid in the Bushes.
"Are they gone?" Asked Gerald.
Kenny looked out. "I think so."
The two Kindergarteners, Having found nothing, Made their leave as well.
"So what now?" Asked Heidi. "What do we do?"
"We run." Said Stan as he ran off towards the forest, The others following behind.
The Helicopter landed in it's helipad, and two guards escorted Kyle from it, There standing before him was the very man he'd bean dreading to meet again.
"Welcome to Canada, Scum." Said General Cock-A-Doom.
And that's it, So I hope you all enjoyed that, And about the Latest Episode, I will not watch it until morning, Say what you want, But I like Randy and I really have big Plans for him in my other stories, So whatever happens to him, I hope it's a kinder fate than he Deserves.
Stay tuned Folks.
