Chapter 21.
The High Escape.
Hey guys, Sorry it's been awhile I've been focused on a lot of things, Mainly My other stories which I urge you to Read and Review, Also I was waiting to see which Story would be for my next Chapter, Kyle's Trial Or Wendy and Randy's escape, So far The vote is two to one so Randy and Wendy's escape it is… I prefered that concept anyway, So without Further adieu, Here you go.
"No I'm telling you, Lord of the Rings is better than Star wars!" Snapped Randy.
"I wasn't even talking about either of those things." Replied Wendy.
It had been 9 hours since they had been incarcerated, And night was already setting in.
"Fine, Fine, But you have to admit Disney buying the Franchise up has kinda screwed it up a bit." Said Randy. "The Extended universe is good enough."
"It's called Legends and If you ask me it's just an awkward jumble of Concepts Following the Original trilogy, No one evan remembers them." Said Wendy.
"I remember them." Said Randy. "And if you ask me, Disney just wants to throw it all away for Children."
"Several parts of it- Okay how did we get down this Tangent this isn't even what we were talking about."
"It's not?" Asked Randy. "Then uh… What were we talking about?"
" … We were talking about something concerning Impeachment." Monotoned Wendy.
"Oh right." Sadi Radny, Now remembering what their previous conversation. "The more people Get tired of Garrison, The more they'll want him out of Office."
"Regardless of the fact It's not going to Happen." Said Wendy.
"Yes it will!" Pouted Randy. "The more People signed to Impeach Garrison, Than he'll be out of Office!"
"That's not how Impeachment works." Said Wendy.
Randy was surprised.
"Oh… Uh… Er… R-really?" Asked Randy.
"No! It's not." Said Wendy. "Impeachment is nothing more than the Acknowledgement that a President has done his Duty poorly, Not throw him out of it, Like a drunk after a bar fight."
"Hey I'm a Drunk!" Snapped Randy.
"No surprise there." Mumbled Wendy.
"Look… Can we just find a way out of here already?" Asked Randy, Changing the topic.
"How? There are guards crawling everywhere." Said Wendy. "I mean sure this is a pretty shoddy built cage and there is a good chance we could break out but…"
"I just can't believe it anyway." Said Randy. "I mean, Kids rising up against their Parents? And for what? Because we're in truth the Actual Children and their the Actual Adults?"
"You just answered your own Question…" Said Wendy.
"And this whole Skankhunt42 business." Randy Continued. "I highly doubt it was Gerald."
"I can't either." Said Wendy. "This was the whole reason I became Call Girl…"
"What?" Asked Randy?
"Nothing." Sadi Wendy, Quickly getting back on topic. "Anyway how could you not have figured it out, He gave… Hint's right?"
"What do you mean?" Asked Randy.
"Like an insult or two?" Said Wendy. "Something a Bad person online would say."
Randy thought for a moment. "Well not that I-
Randy Suddenly membered Something.
Flashback.
Gerald: Well you've got a Fat pussy, and you should go and fucking kill yourself!
Flashback end.
Randy's eyes widened "Oh my God… That son of Bitch…"
He then ran to the Bars the Yelled to the Heavens. "YOU SON OF A BITCH!"
"Shh! Not so Loud." Cautioned Wendy.
"Sorry, Sorry…" Randy said, Calming himself and sitting down, His face still full of disbelief. "So… All this time… It was him, And now our own children wanna kill us over it."
"Not all of them." Said Wendy. "They're the ones with Skankhunt, We have to get out of here and find them before Clara does."
"How do we do that?" Asked Randy.
"Hey, Over here." Said a Voice.
Wendy and Randy looked over and saw in the Corner with a cigarette, Was Towelie.
"You wanna get High?" Asked Towelie?
A few hours passed, Everything was winding down into night, The walls were monitored, The Surviving Adults all pinned up and what the Kids were setting up as a "New era." Was starting to begin in Full swing, The two Guards in charge of Randy and Wendy's cell were Bill and Fosse, They lazed about as Night started creeping in.
"Hey Bill." Said Fosse sleepily. "You wonder what we evan stand guard here for, I mean it's not like anyone important is placed here."
"You mean like the Mayor?" Asked Bill. "I heard The boss has her locked in a secret cage somewhere, Don't know where though."
"What are we gonna do to her?" Asked Fosse.
"Don't know, They put the Surviving Adults to either death or Hard labor." Mussed Bill. "So why wouldn't the same apply to her?"
"Yeah I guess-" Suddenly the two heard a noise.
"What was that?" Asked Fosse, Whirling around to see the Makeshift cage.
The Nighttime made it impossible for someone to see what was going on inside, But It sounded like someone Digging.
"There trying to escape!" Panicked Bill, He quickly unlocked the door and hurried inside!
Fossee Followed after and the two found nothing.
"Where'd they go?" Asked Fosse?
"I don't know!" Said Bill. "Search for a tunnel, They couldn't have gotten far!"
The two Homophobes searched the Cage, Until Bill uncovered some Moss, Covering a hole. "Found something!" He called.
Fosse came over. "Looks like an Escape tunnel." He said. "We better-"
Suddenly, A rumbling was felt on the Earth. "What's that?" Asked Bill.
They looked around, But saw nothing in the Darkness.
"You don't think it's an Earthquake do you?" Asked Bill.
"I don't quite-"
Suddenly, The Bars burst open and the Two screamed as they were Trampled by hooves as the Cage collapsed on them.
Alarm bells rang as the Guards woke from their slumber, Kids walked out of their homes drousely.
"What the Hell is going on Now?" Asked Bebe.
"How the hell should I-" Began Clyde until he saw what was coming towards them. "HOLY SHIT!"
A large Stampede of Cattle raced out of the Darkness heading at them! The Kids screamed and scattered about for cover!
Clara soon came out of Her Quarters. "Vhat is going on out here?!"
Wendy, Randy and Towelie rode in the Middle of the herd, Unseen by the Panicking and surprised Guards, Each rode on a separate cow next to each other.
"Yeah! Look at em Run!" Cheered Randy.
Cattle charged about in a flurry as Guards jumped to avoid them.
"Yep that shakes up a little!" Said Towelie as he Smoked.
"What is the Point of all this?!" Asked Wendy as she clung to the Neck of her cow.
"Oh you know." Said Towelie. "To create a Diversion!"
"A diversion for what?" Asked Wendy.
"FREEDOM!"
A cow had Crashed into a Cage and somehow Knocked the Door open, Stephan Stotch suddenly Scrambled out from the Cell and Scampered off as the Guards fought off the Cattle, The same incident began repeating itself with the Other Cages!
"C'mon Everyone! We gotta get out of here!" Called Jimbo.
And Several Adults followed after him.
"No! No!" Growled Clara. "Stop them!"
What guards could try Running after them, But they were cut off By Cattle.
"Damn this is Fun." Said Randy. "Hey maybe you and I should go into some kind of Business together!"
"Maybe not." Deadpanned Wendy.
Not saying anything Else, Randy then Jumped From his Stead to Wendy's.
"Happy Trails!" Called Towelie as He rode off.
"So what do we do now?" Asked Randy.
"First we get out of here!" Said Wendy.
Wendy and Randy rode their way out of the Stampede and away from the Chaos, They rode to a High Position and Looked back to see Clara shouting at Everything and Everyone at once.
"Well… She doesn't look Happy." Snarked Randy.
"No she doesn't." Said Wendy.
"So what do we do now?" Asked Randy.
"I… Don't really know." Said Wendy. "We better hide First."
And with that, Randy and Wendy rode off into the Night.
Gregory led Stan, Kenny, Heidi, Cartman, Ike and Gerald down the Alley way to a small dead end in Conover.
"There's nothing here." Said Gerald.
"Ah to the Untrained Eye there isn't." Said Gregory, He walked over to a wall and Knocked.
"Yes?" Said A Voice that Stan and Cartman found Familier.
"I have brought them, Just as we said." Said Gregory.
"Password?" Said the Voice.
Gregory then made a noise like a Dying Giraffe.
"Was that a Dying Giraffe?" Asked Kenny.
"Wait…" Stan said. "Is that-?"
A hidden Door swung open and out from the Mouth… Was Christophe Ze Mole.
"Took you cocksuckers long Enough." He scowled.
"Oh hey I remember him, that's the British guy." Said Cartman.
"I have them here Mole." Said Gregory. "Where are the others?"
"They're waiting for you." Said Ze Mole as he led them inside.
The Group walked down a Staircase and Found a Dark room with a Lighted table.
"Holy shit." Stan Murmured.
There around it, Were The Cotswalds siblings, Tammy warner, Kelly, Bridon Gueermo, Gary the Mormon, Thomas and other One-off kids from their Past Adventures.
"Welcome My Friends." Said Gregory. "To the Irrelevants."
Wow, What a Chapter huh? Hope it was worth the wait, It's just been so hard these days, Next Chapter focuses on Kyle's Trial in Canada, Be sure to look out for that, Provided I don't get writer's block Stay tuned. :)