Chapter 24.
What does Member mean?
Stan, Heidi, Cartman, Kenny, Gerald and Ike sat where they were the day before, As the irrelevants sat around the table.
"So let me get this straight." Said Stan. "What you said yesterday, There are more of those… Robot things?"
"That's what the evidence we've gathered shows." Said Gregory. "And that's not all. These Robot things appear to have some form of Organic matter to them."
"I'm pretty sure we saw some of that from the Creature that attacked us at school." Heidi said.
"But what does this have to do with Kyle's dad and us?" Asked Cartman.
"We don't exactly know." Said Tammy. "But a few unknown sources have led us to believe Skankhunt42 could be a link to it all."
"My name is Gerald!" Gerald snapped.
"Shut up you!" Said Heidi, And she elbowed him in the Groin.
"But wait, The creature was after me." Said Stan. "Are you saying… He's behind this?!"
"No, not that we can tell." Said Mark.
"Have you captured one of these things?" Asked Kenny.
"No." Said Briden guirmo. "Not a single one, They get completely destroyed before we do."
"You said I was involved with Something." Said Stan. "But I don't even know or Remember what you mean by that."
"Stan that Creature attacked you for a Reason." Said Gregory. "A reason that you may be connected to."
"I thought you said the Answer lied with Kyle's Dad." Siad Kenny.
"Only a part of it." Said Linda. "It's still rather difficult to explain, But there are ways of learning more."
A moment later, Gerald was strapped to a desk, Gary Harrison seated Infront of him with a notebook and Pencil.
"Mr Brovflowski, Why did you become a troll." He asked.
"Well, You know because it was funny." Said Gerald. "I just thought this town could use a little Satire you know, A little Satire never hurt any one, Okay it may have made someone kill themselves, But still-"
As this was going on, The kids watched the whole scene through a window in the room.
"So how is this gonna help us?" Asked Heidi.
"This will fill in his thoughts in the meantime." Said Mark. "When Gary's done we'll file them into a machine Christophe and Gregory built and try to make better sense of Geralds lies and truths.
"What machine?" Asked Cartman.
"This one." Said Gregory, As he and Ze mole hauled out a large blue box with buttons and a computer screen on it.
"What the Heck is that?!" Asked Ike.
"A lie Scrambler." Said Mole. "It is designed to read out a lie or Truth and confirm whether they are true or false."
"You mean like a lie detector?" Asked Stan.
"Quite so." Said Gregory.
"How will this Help us?" Asked Heidi.
"Once we determine Skanhunts lies and truths we can then ask him the real questions and find out what he could possibly know." Said Kelly.
"Which could probably end up a waste of time." Said Estella.
At last, Gary came out of the room. "It's done." he said.
"Excellent work Gary." Said Gregory. "Now submit your files to the lie Scrambler."
Gary slipped the papers into the small port on the Lie Scrambler side and it took it in and turned on.
"How did you make this anyway?" Asked Stan.
"Oh we didn't actually make this." We had Estella buy it on Amazon for us." Said Briden.
"Which was a one time Generous offer you Burly pack of Cackling cockshits." She sneered.
"Bitch." Muttered Heidi.
"You get used to it." Said Rebecca.
"Alright enough chit chat." Said Gregory. "Bring out the Troll."
Tammy Warner dragged out Gerlad.
"Mark starts asking the Questions." Said Gregory.
"Right." Said Mark and he went up to the Machine. "Okay Lie detector, You may answer when ready, Who is Skankhunt42?"
Gerald Brovflowski.
"Don't you already know that?" Asked Gerald, Tammy punched him in the chest. "Shut up!"
"Ow!"
The kids glared at Gerald before continuing. "So… This is how it works, Just ask the machine any question about the Subject and It will answer."
"Okay." Said Stan, He went first. "What is Mr Brovflowski's… Dream girl?"
Courtny Cox.
"Courtney cox?" Asked Cartman. "Really? Dude I doubt she's even that hot anymore."
"You take that back!" Snapped Gerald.
"What's his… Lust?" Asked Mark.
Randy Marsh.
"Dude!" Said Stan, Clearly horrified.
"What?!" Screamed Gerald. "I do no such thing!"
Yes you do.
"No I don't."
Yes you do.
"No I don't!"
Yes you do.
"Well now I do because you put the thought in my head!" Said Gerald crossing his arms.
"What the Hell Dude?!" Asked Stan angrily.
"What kind of Truth machine is this?!" Asked Kenny.
"It works damn it!" Said Gregory. "These are just the beta Questions, Mark has yet to start asking the real Questions, That Gary wrote."
"What the hell were you thinking when you wrote this crap?!" Asked Heidi.
"They seemed to fit him." Gary shrugged.
"Are you kids High!?" Asked Gerald.
"What's the next question?" Asked Stan, As he ignored Gerald.
Mark red the Paper out loud.
"Why were you Skankhunt42?" He read.
"For the last time, Because it's Funny!" Said Gerald.
So Kids could Die.
Everyone looked at the message in total shock, completely unexpecting this.
"That… That's not what he told us." Said Heidi.
Mark looked at these notes again.
"Uh… After the closure of trolltrace Mr Brovflowsk left Colorado, Where did he go?" He read.
"What are you talking about I never left?" Said Gerald.
Washington D.C.
"Washington?" Asked Rebecca.
"What have you been doing since the Internet rebooted?" Asked Patty nelson.
Waiting for the time.
"What time?" Asked Kenny.
The time for you… To Member…
The kids all looked at the Screen in confusion.
"What does Member mean?" Asked Stan.
Kyle ran though the War torn Canadian streets as Soldiers searched for him, He stopped to catch his breath then looked back, He could see silhouettes of Guards searching and the Barking of Dogs, He took off again and completely ignored the Figure watching him from the side, Leslie pulled out a device and made a call.
"He is still on the Run, But I'm sure Cock-a-Doom will capture him soon, My lord."
"I care not for the boy's fate, Our pawns are on the move, and So too are our Rivals, They will clash and make a stand, But by then we will have arisen."
To be Continued… Dun, Dun, Dun…
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