Chapter 27.

Something Presidential this way comes.

Randy sat beside Mr. Mackey with a hand on his shoulder as Wendy explained everything as she paced the room.

"And now we're trying to figure out What the word "member" Has to do with This uprising and Gerald Brovflowski being Skankhunt42."

"And where are he and the kids now?" Asked Mr. Mackey.

"We don't know." Said Randy. "They escaped town when they came after Gerald."

"So what happened to you?" Asked Wendy. "You've been looking comatose for a month Muttering something about Approval ratings."

"Have I?" Mr. Mackey asked, He thought for a moment, And then it came to him. "Oh my… Oh my god, M'kay… It was… It was…"

"What?" asked Randy.

"It was Garrison!" Mr. Mackey shouted. "He was at my house! The night before the School shooting!"

"He was?" Asked Wendy in shock.

"He… He told me things…" Said Mackey, Remembering. "He… Kept asking me… About his… His... Approval ratings…"

Randy stared with wide eyes. "Did he… Do anything else?"

"He… Told he…" Mackey shivered. "He wanted my help… He said… He'd been tested for the last time that people, That People, had been disrespecting his Authority as President, He said the Petition was the last straw."

"Petition?" Asked Randy. "What does..." Randy suddenly stopped talking, His eyes began to widen in horror as he began to Remember.

Flashback.

(Randy was driving home from work, His mind still in a frenzy over the Word "Member." Suddenly something hits his Car.)

Randy: Ah! What the?

(Randy gets out of the car and takes out a Flashlight he conveniently has, switched it on to see what it was.)

Randy: Hello?

(He sone the light all over the place but he doesn't see anything, Finds no blood on the car and suddenly hears a scratching noise, He looks to see something moving in the shadows.)

Randy: What is…?

(Randy follows the Creature to the Shadows, He flashes his light to find nothing there.)

Randy: Uh, Hello Anyone there?

(Something than rose up behind Randy and reached for his shoulder, Randy suddenly turned around and Shone his Flashlight, Revealing the Shrieking Image of President Garrison, Who lunged at him.)

Garrison: Write a Petition on me will ya bitch!?

(Garrison began Strangling Randy, Who bit on his Arm and Punched him off, He then got up and Ran to his Car, But Garrison caught up.)

Flashback ends.

"I remember now." Said Randy "He attacked me, He attacked me as I made my way home."

"What?" Gasped Wendy.

"He tried to kill me over the Petition and he… I don't remember more." Said Randy, A hand on his head.

"Oh my god…" Said Mackey. "Randy, The petition, He attacked you over the Petition."

"Yes." Said Randy.

"M'kay uh… I may have told him about your Petition against him." Said Mackey. "While he was Traumatizing me."

"YOU WHAT?!" Shouted Randy.

"I had no choice M'kay." Pleaded Mackey. "He was getting annoying!"

"Getting Annoying?" Asked Wendy incredulously. "So you sicked him on someone else just to save yourself!"

"I-It wasn't just that." Mackey stuttered. "He was going to Murder me, At least I thought he was, But he just bashed me around, And then…"

Mackey trailed off.

"Then what?" Asked Randy.

"Then… He told me to, Let everyone know… Something would come." Sad Mackey. "And by the time it did, They'd all be Fucked to death…"

"Who's they?" Asked Wendy. "The town or the Canadians?"

"Do you think he has my Family?" Asked Randy desperately.

"Your family?" Asked Mr. Mackey. "What happened?"

"Stan was run out of town." Explained Randy. "And my wife and Daugther were missing when it happened, Nobodies seen them since."

"And they might stay safe for a while." Someone said. "Pretty lucky for them if you ask me."

The voice made all three look around in fright. "Beeb Beeb Assholes!" The Voice came again. "Do any of you miss me?"

Randy, Wendy, and Mackey looked up at a Catwalk and saw to their horror. "President Garrison up there, Smirking at them. "Cause I missed you."

"Mr. Garrison?!" Cried, Wendy.

"Ah!" Screamed Mr. Mackey and he hid behind Randy.

"What have you done with my Wife and Daughter?!" Demanded Randy as he glared up at him.

"Shit if I know." Scoffed Garrison. "I don't even have them."

"You… You were at my house…" Said Mackey shaking. "You wanted to murder me, You stole my food, Oh yeah I forgot to mention that, M'kay."

"Can you blame me, damn it!" Cursed Garrison. "I haven't eaten in Months!"

"You've been lurking around town for months?" Asked Wendy. "Why?!"

"Cause none of you will answer me on my Approval ratings." Said Garrison. "All I want is to see how they are and Nobody gives me a goddamn Answer!"

"That's all you're worried about?!" Randy Angrily asked. "Not that you caused a second Conflict between Usand Canada?! Look at what's happened because of what you did! What it's caused! Our town was taken over by thugs! One of our Kids was taken! And what have you been doing? Huh? Creeping in the woods and beating up Me!?"

"Ya finished?" Asked Garrison. "Because for your information Marsh, Those God Damn Canooks had it coming If they wanna come bitching to me about TV, who am I to respond nicely?"

"How can you feel that way?!" Exclaimed Wendy.

"Life ain't fair Bitch, Deal with it!" Sneered Garrison, Flipping her off.

"What do you want?!" Snarled Wendy.

"My approval ratings." Said Garrison. "Show 'em to me."

"We don't even have them." Said Randy, Pointing a finger at him. "And evan if we did, It wouldn't take an Idiot to see how horrible a President you are."

"Ha!" Laughed Garrison. "Says the guy who tried to Ban Columbus day for no actual reason."

Randy lowered his finger at this as his face gave "Uh." Vibe.

"Yes, I know all about that." Mr. Garrison said smugly. "And that little spellbook you let Chip use, or maybe I should also mention Why Barbrady shot that Hispanic kid, Or perhaps the whole PC takeover, Or Rub-"

"OKAY, WE GET IT DICK!" Snapped Randy. "Gawd."

"Anyway." Said Garrison moving on from his taunt. "I demand to see my Ratings at this moment."

"Can't you just do that in the white house?" Asked Wendy.

Garrison then climbed down a Nearby ladder as he kept talking. "Oh I would, But the Fucking, FBI have it sealed off from me, Caiytlyn's running the place for me Thank god, But half the Governments a fucking warzone! Half wanna turn me over to Canada, The other half is thankfully on my side, But they won't let me see my ratings, So I decided to take things into my own hands, Now show me my goddamn ratings, NOW!"

He whipped out a Gun on Emphasis, Causing Randy, Wendy, and Mackey to step back.

"We… don't even have them." Siad Randy said.

"Oh cut the Bullshit Marsh!" Snarled Garrison. "If you wanted to make a petition against me then you certainly have and know the ratings, Tell them to me!"

Randy and Wendy glanced at each other nervously Than to Mackey, Who noticed a door behind them off to the side, Open.

"You got ten seconds!" Ordered Garrison.

Randy yelled then slowly pulled out his Phone as Wendy hid behind his legs.

"Ten."

"Nine."

Randy scrolled until he found the news article containing the Garrison approval ratings.

"Eight."

"Sevan."

Mackey then noticed something outside the window, Tried to get Wendy's attention. "You Guys…"

"Sevan."

"Six."

"Kinda busy here." Muttered Wendy.

"Five."

"Four."

Figures began appearing at the windows.

"Three."

Randy selected the Article and read it."

"Two."

"Okay! Okay!" Shouted Randy, Holding up his phone. "I have what you-"

Suddenly doors burst open, As several Children poured in, Crashing through the Windows.

They surrounded the Four, With Guns, Knives, and Sharp sticks, They trained their Weapons on Randy, Wendy, Mackey, and Garrison as they backed them into a corner, Through the Ranks came Clara, Flanked by Clyde and Bebe.

"Vell, Vell, Vell." She smirked. "We have our escapes…"

"Oh Jeez…" Muttered Garrison.

"Take them." Ordered Clara.

Eight large kids marched forward to Grab at them, But Garrison fired his gun at one of them, Shooting a Boy in the Arm, He then shoved his way through the Crowd to a nearby Door, Randy, Wendy and Mackey followed in his wake.

"After them!" Cried Clara.

And the Children ran straight after them, One went to a Button and Pressed as an Alarm sounded throughout the town, Guards scurried to their Barreks, armed themselves and set out to Apprehend the Intruders.

Garrison ran out across the Road, As Randy, Mackey and Wendy chased after him.

"Garrison!" Yelled Randy. "Get back here!"

"Why should I!" Called Garrison back. "You're not the one chasing me, They're chasing you!"

The three looked back, To see Clara and her Minions running after them.

"AH! RUN FASTER!" Screamed Randy.

"WHAT DO YOU THINK WE"RE DOING?!" Shouted Wendy.

"JUST RUN FOR IT M"KAY!" Hollard Mackey.

And they all Ran for as fast as they could, With the Kids charing behind shouting all manor of threats.

"Flay them!"

"Brain them!"

"Cut them to bits!"

"Punch them!"

"Kick them!"

"Throw them off a Roof!"

"HURRY GUYS HURRY!" Cried Randy.

Randy, Wendy, Mackey and Garrison ran as fast as they could, Wendy took Randy and Mackey's hands and saw an Alleyway. "Down here!"

They veered into the side and hid as Clara and her Followers chased after Garrison.

"They're gone?" Asked Mackey.

"I don't think we're out of the woods yet." Said Randy.

And the three ran down the Alleyway, Eventually managing to sneak out of town.

"So what happens now?" Asked Randy.

"Have you seen any other adult?" Asked Mackey.

"No, Not since we broke them out with Cattle." Said Wendy. "It was a lot more epic than it sounds."

"Look, you have to go and find them Mr Mackey." Said Randy. "Me and Wendy have out own trail to follow."

"M'kay, Good luck you two." Said Mr Mackey, And he raced off.

"Now what?" Asked Randy.

"Well, we know Garrison attacked you." Said Wendy. "I don't think we need to know more."

"Nothing about that Blue Creature." Said Randy.

"We'll forget that for now." Said Wendy. "Right now we need to find Stan, Wherever he is."

Leslie knelt before an Alter as a Shadowy Hologram stood before her.

"Everything is Proceeding as you forsean oh Master." She said. "Chaos fills the world as we speak, Soon it will be time to reveal ourselves."

"You have done well to make up for your Previous failure young Meyers." Said the Hologram. "Be sure to keep it up, Otherwise, I will make you sorry you were ever Repaired, The Fentizatiz girl has moved events quite nicely for us, Far better than the Scout did."

"An acceptable loss my Lord." Said Leslie. "They are afterall the first ones to be released from the Network, Without Human form."

"Thanks to our new weaponized bodies." The Hologram continued. "We will soon have the power to rise from our Screens and take the world front the corrupt and wretched regime of Humanity, Ads everywhere shall soon rise to crush the world."

"And not even South Park's citizens can Stop us again." Leslie Added.

Hmm… South Park." The Figure growled. "They dared to intervene with my designs for too long, Those PC freaks were supposed to crush and remold their minds and Souls, Instead they awakened them to us, Thus is why I had Lennart Bedrager and Mitch Conner attempt to crush them, They both failed miserably."

"But now we can move on from those setbacks master." Said Leslie. "My pawns Nathan and Mimallah shall keep tabs on the Girl for us, and our other agents will see to the Conflict with Canada and Broflovski ourselves."

"But still these "Irrelevants." Threaten to uncover us." Said the Hologram. "However we shall let them, It will only encompass their doom, And once done with them, Nothing shall stop the Rise of the Ads, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

To be continued.

Hey guys, A little help here, What should I focus on Next, Stan and the others? Kyle? Or Butters and Nelly, Let me know in the Reviews and see ya next time. :)