Chapter 29

Help.

Kyle felt the darkroom around him, Still trying to determine if he was now safe or not.

"Hello?" He called out quietly.

No one replied at first, Then Kyle suddenly heard a noise in the corner, It almost sounded like a fart.

"Who's there?" Asked Kyle.

"Who do you think, kid?" Said a voice.

The lights suddenly came on and they're sitting at a table where a few roughed up Canadians, Among them to Kyle's shock! We're not old Terrance and Phillip!

"Hey, Kyle." Said Terrance.

Kyle was surprised! "Terrance and Phillip?"

"In the flesh kid." Said Phillip.

"Or the Fart." Siad Terrance and he held up his let and farted, the two comedians erupted in laughter.

Kyle was still stunned. "But… Y-you're- last time I saw you guys…"

"What? That Netflix show?" Asked Terrance. "Oh, those weren't us."

"Yeah, those were our Crazy Great uncles." Said Phillip. "They locked us in a Closet and pretended to be us on Netflix."

"WHAT?!" Kyle Exclaimed.

"Yeah, To be honest." Said Terrance. "It was kind of lucky."

Kyle didn't know what to think, He just slumped down into a nearby chair in Utter disbelief.

"I can't believe… I thought." He stammered.

"That you had us as your Mom did?" Asked Terrance. "Sorry kid no chance."

Kyle suddenly fainted.

A few minutes later He woke up on a bed.

"Oh wow." He said, rubbing his head. "I just had a weird dream where… Oh."

Terrance, Phillip, A little girl Kyle didn't recognize, And a few other Canadians stood around him.

"Well, we were hoping you'd be up." Said Terrance.

"You've been out cold since yesterday." Said Phillip.

"Where am I?" Asked Kyle.

"Same place as yesterday." Said Phillip. "In this old warehouse, Don't worry the Military won't find you here."

Kyle sighed as he lay back down on the bed.

"Maybe you guys should leave me and Phillip alone with him." Said Terrance, He knelt down to the little girl. "You too Sally."

Nodding, The Two men left the room with Sally.

"Ya comfortable?" Asked Terrance.

"I guess." Said Kyle. "So what's going on? Why are you hiding here? Why did you save me?"

"Well, you were kinda in trouble so we did what we could." Said Terrance.

"Why did you bring a bomb to your trial?" Asked Phillip.

Kyle felt a lump form in his chest, As he slowly remembered.

Flashback.

Clara: I Vant you to do something for me.

Kyle: What kind of Something?

Clara: (Pulls out a Bag from behind her back and shows it to Kyle.) Do you know Vhat this is?

Kyle: No.

Clara: (Pulls it out and shows it to Kyle, Which shocked him.) It's a Bomb!

Kyle: A what?!

Clara: A bomb you are going to use against the Canadiens.

Kyle: (Is Horrified.) What?! No!

Clara: Why not?

Kyle: I already hurt Canada once, I'm not doing it again!

Clara: Oh but you Vill, Because right now they are taking this country over, Cock-A-Doom is clearly the next Hitler! And soon, All of America vill be subject to a Holocaust of its own! You Vant that to Happen?! You Vant more Blood on your hands? Your Family's Hands?!

Kyle: What you want me to do will only put more blood on my hands!

Clara: Oh don't worry, there won't this is a small bomb, Which will only cause a relatively minor explosion that will Dazzle everyone or cause minor burns to the skin but not enough to kill, You will use this to escape the Canadians as when they find you guilty.

Kyle: And then what?

Clara: Not sure really, You'll have to decide for yourself.

Kyle: Why are you making me do this? How does this makeup for what My dad did?

Clara: It helps to know that some of you Broflowskis know what needs to be done, To bring Revolution to this God-forsaken country.

Kyle was still unconvinced.

Kyle: But this will just make them more pissed.

Clara: I know, But better they put that attention on you than us.

Kyle: So that's it? I'm just a piece of meat?

Clara: A piece of Poisonous meat.

Kyle: What would happen if I don't.

Clara: Vell… I'd hate to see Vhat would Happen if The Canadians would launch a Nuke on South Park, There'd be more blood spilled, All because of you.

Kyle was quiet.

Guard: Times up Buddah!

Clara left the Bomb with Kyle.

Clara: Have a good think about this Kyle.

And she left the Room, Leaving Kyle picking the Bomb up in his hands…

Flashback.

Kyle just finished telling all this to Terrance and Phillip.

"Wow… This Clara girl sounds like a crazy bitch." Said Terrance.

"Yeah…" Said Kyle. "And now Canada wants me dead now more than ever."

He buried his face in his lap and cried, Phillip sat beside him.

"Kyle." He said. "I don't know what exactly been going on, But what's happening now, Is on Garrison's head, Not yours."

Kyle looked up. "Yeah right, Tell that to all the dead Canadians in Toronto."

"How can we?" Asked Terrance. "They're dead."

"Exactly!" Said Kyle.

"Well, you can't change that now Kyle." Said Terrance. "But you can help change Canada's future."

"How?" Asked Kyle.

"Not all of us Canadians want to destroy America Kyle," Phillip said. "These Canadians here, They don't agree with what Canada's become. It's starting to make us look like Hitler. We couldn't do anything against the new government, So we have hidden away in safety."

"But there are those among us that say we should stand up and stop the New regime." Explained Terrance. "But there are too many. We didn't know what to do until you showed up."

"Me?" Asked Kyle. "What, does this have to do with me?"

"What you did in court." Said Phillip. "It gave others the courage to stand up, You gave us hope and they're planning to rise up against the General."

"What does this have to do with me?" Asked Kyle, Although the Answer was pretty clear.

"Cock-A-Doom is a tyrant and a mad man." Said Terrance. "He wants America crushed under Canada's heal, If he succeeded there could be a Mass threat to the world as we know, So we're gonna smuggle you back to the U.S."

"Really?" Asked Kyle as he lit up.

"Once you're sent back, You need to warn everyone you can about the threat to come, Rally them together, and make a stand." Continued Terrance. "We'll do what we can to destabilize things here."

"Will you do this Kyle?" Asked Phillip. "For Canada? For America?"

Kyle looked down in thought.

To be Continued.

Well, this is certainly a crossroad huh? And if you're reading this, You should Probably know that Joe Biden has won the Election, Which means no more Trump and Garrison might go back to normal in South park.

This has been a long time coming for everyone. I can tell you that I will continue to work on this Fanfic until I reach the end, And Believe me there is a lot more I have, So stay tuned, stay safe, and Don't forget to look up my other stories.

Also wanna give a shout out to Pfizer for the COVID Vaccine, Thank you for this Miracle and I hope this works.