Chapter 31
Close escape.
Kyle padded along the alleyway as he followed Terrance and Phillip. They quietly slipped into crevasses to avoid spotlights and watchdogs as they made their way out of the city.
"Where are we going?" Asked Kyle.
"To the woods." Said Terrance. "We have something there."
Kyle followed them to a gate, where two Canadian guards were posted. Both had dozed off while on duty so they managed to easily sneak past, And quietly opened the gate, Kyle, Terrance, and Phillip hurried through and crossed into the woods.
"What do we have there?" Asked Kyle.
"You'll see." Said Phillip.
"It may take a while so we have to be quick." Said Terrance.
After trekking a few more miles they turned to the left and came to a road beside the road, where a small truck was waiting for them.
The driver made a quick surveillance check before speaking to Kyle, Terrance, and Phillip.
"C'mon guy." He said. "They're waiting for us at the border, get in the back."
The three hopped in the back and he shut the doors.
"Is this it?" Asked Kyle.
"Just the first part." Said Terrance, and he farted, Causing him and Phillip to laugh, Kyle quickly shushed them.
The Nervous guard crept slowly into the room, Where the General was having work done, He gulped as he saw him on his personal throne, Having his work done, He walked in fearfully and cleared his throat.
"G-general Cock-A-Doom." He stuttered.
The General turned his head back to look at the guard, Hidden in shadows, Mechanical noises could be heard, Dark silhouettes worked on his left arm, Than retreated upwards as Cock-a-doom stood up.
"Have you found the boy?" He asked.
"N-no, sir." Said the Guard. "And… there's something else."
Cock-a-Doom went over to a closet, Pulled out his cloak, and put it on.
"And what pray tell might that be?" He asked as he emerged from the shadows.
"Well, sir." Said the Guard. "We've recently uncovered some information regarding… Holdouts.
"Holdouts?" Asked Cock-a-Doom.
"Yes sir." Said the Guards. "Canadians refusing the light of the new order, They've been secret for a while now."
"Than how do we now know of them?" Asked Cock-a-doom.
"Uhh…" The Guard trailed off. "I don't know."
"You don't… know." Asked Cock-a-doom.
The Guard Nervously shook his head. "It… just said so on our message boards."
"Have you traced them back?" Asked Cock-a-doom, As he walked out of the room, with the Guard following behind.
"We're trying all we can." Said the Guard.
"Than try harder!" Said Cock-a-Doom harshly.
As they rounded a corner, Another soldier came up to them.
"General." He said. "One of the guards at the east gate reported seeing a Van slipping out of the city, Heading for the Border south of Ottawa.
"Broflovski?" Asked Cock-A-Doom. "He must have stowed away in the van, Assemble a hunting party Captain, The Broflovski boy must not be allowed to escape."
"Yes, General." Said the Soldier as he Marched off.
"Perhaps you may rest easy now buddy." Said Cock-A-Doom as he addressed the Guard. "I may forget your spineless bumbling after all." And he walked off leaving the guard to breathe a sigh of relief.
Meanwhile.
The Van drove down the road on its way. Kyle had dozed off on the ride but was jolted awake by a bump.
"Are we there yet?" He asked.
"Just a few more Miles." Said Terrance.
The Van soon pulled to a stop after those said Miles and they all got out.
"So what's out here that will get me out of Canda?" Asked Kyle.
"Something that we have been working on in secret for a while now." Said, Phillip.
"Is it some kind of Fart related thing?" Asked Kyle with a deadpan.
"Oh no no no no no." Said Terrance. "Nothing like that."
They came to the site where several other Canadians were waiting with a big tarpaulin.
"What is that?" Asked Kyle.
"The Key to getting you back to America Kyle." Said Terrance.
He and Phillip walked over to the others and Phillip waved his hand as a signal, Two of the men and a woman pulled on the Tarpaulin as a drumroll sounded, When the Tarpaulin was removed Kyle stared dumbfounded as he stared at a Giant Red Canon.
"What… Is that?" He asked After a few dumbstruck minutes.
"This." Said Terrance. "Is your way back home."
"A giant cannon?" Asked Kyle.
"Yes." Said Phillip.
Kyle was silent, Completely unsure of what to think. "How will this help?" He asked.
"Well, launch you out of the canon and you'll go on your way to Washington." Explained Terrance.
"Washington?" Asked Kyle. "Why?"
"Because your Government needs to know what's coming." Said Phillip.
"What's coming?" Asked Kyle.
"War Kyle." Said Terrance. "A war possibly worse than the last one, We don't want that to happen."
"But won't that still happen if Cock-a-Doom is still around?" Asked Kyle.
"Yes, But if we warn America of what's coming, Perhaps they can stand a fighting chance." Said Phillip.
"Now to get you ready." Said Terrance as he led Kyle to a small booth with several items and clothing on them, Prepared for Kyle specifically, Terrance put a pair of Goggles on Kyle, While Phillip loaded a Backpack of Essentials.
"When you get to Washington, You have to go to Congress itself, Tell them that Cock-A-Doom is preparing to attack the Capital directly and that they need to prepare their defenses for when he does." Instructed Terrance.
"But how will they listen to me?" Asked Kyle.
"Because you're one of those kids, who tells people what they learned." Said, Phillip.
Kyle went silent. "That was… Another time."
Terrance and Phillip looked at each other.
"What do you mean?" Asked Phillip.
Kyle didn't say anything, Phillip knelt down to his level. "Kyle, You used to give great speeches in the past, What happened?"
Before Kyle could answer one of the Canadians came running up. "Terrance! Phillip! We've been tracked!"
"What?" Asked Terrance.
Phillip got up and Pulled out some binoculars, He looked to the distance and saw a mob of Army jeeps and tanks charging towards them, He dropped the Binoculars in Horror. "Oh, Shit!"
"The Army is coming!" Cried another of their men, The rest of the Canadian resistance went into a frenzy, Some ran around and Panic, Others took up whatever arms they had, Rocks, Knives, Guns anything!
"Kyle, we don't have time! Change into these clothes, take everything we've given you, and get in the canon!" Cried, Terrance.
Kyle did as he was told, He ran quickly to the changing screen, Changed out of his regular clothes, put on an orange and gray jumpsuit, Put on his backpack, and ran up a scaffolding that led to the mouth of the Canon, He was followed by another Canadian.
The Army rolled up and dismounted from the jeeps, Shouting warnings and Orders as they ran up and aimed their Guns on the Resistance, General Cock-A-Doom emerged from their Ranks and addressed the Rebels.
"Attention insurgents!" He called from a megaphone. "You are all charged with aiding and abetting the war criminal Kyle Brovflowski! Surrender yourselves and be presented for execution!"
Terrance, Phillip, and the rest of their rebels stood their ground as they approached Cock-A-Doom and his men.
"You don't Scare us Cock-A-Doom." Said Terrance.
"You can do what you want with us." Added Phillip. "But you won't get the boy!"
Kyle and the guy accompanying him climbed up the stairs and went straight for the cannon, Kyle looked inside to check if it was safe. "This will be fine right?"
"Yes! Now get in!" Cried the Canadian. "I'll launch you!"
Kyle quickly scrambled in.
Back with the Others, Cock-A-Doom had the tanks positioned to fire at the Cannon.
"You would dare to side with that Boy?" He interrogated. "Evan after what he nearly did to you?!"
"Those old men weren't us and you know it!" Snapped Terrance.
"You betray your fellow Canadian kind!" Snarled Cock-A-Doom.
"We stand against a madman you bastard!" Snarled Phillip.
"You're a bastard!" Snapped Cock-A-Doom.
"No, You're A bastard!" Retorted Terrance.
"You're a bastard!"
"You're a bastard!"
"You're a bastard!"
"You're a bastard!"
"You're a bastard!"
"You're a bastard!"
"Enough of this!" Growled Cock-A-Doom. "All Tanks aim for that structure behind them and fire on my command, Gunman do the same!"
Cock-A-Doom's men complied with the Order, While Terrance and Phillip each pulled out their weapons, Terrance was armed with a sword and shield, While Phillip had a Shotgun, The rest of the Rebels held their weapons up and readied for a fight.
"Tanks prepped!" Called Cock-A-Doom.
Kyle had fallen headfirst in the Cannon; he squeezed through it to right himself upward.
"Ready!?"
The Canadian aimed the cannon just right.
"AIM!"
Kyle could see out the other end and closed his eyes.
"FIRE!"
The Canadian fired the Cannon, Sending Kyle flying through the air and out of sight, Just as the Tanks fired upon the Cannon blowing it to smithereens…
To be Continued.
Well, I hope you all enjoyed this chapter, Things will be to come together in future chapters you'll see, Now as Lord Candycane pointed out, I have a lot of Subplots in this story which I have been making for three years now, While writing down other stories, I have sought to finish it for years, It may take a few more chapters but I'll get there, Someday, Than I can focus more on My Crossover Legends universe more, Which are as Follows.
Tales From Animal Farm.
Crossover Legends Season 1.
The Conquest of Egypt.
Viva la New Queen.
Crossover Legends Season 2.
And Many, Many other stories well on the way,
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