Chapter 33.
A way to get away.
Butters and Nelly sat in the clearing of the woods, Nelly had put a fire together and was roasting Rabbits over it with a spit she had set up, Much to Butters horror and he screamed so loudly that he began to cry.
"Oh shut up already!" Groaned Nelly.
"Y-You killed the bunnies!" Wept Butters.
"Yeah for food, you dumbass." Snapped Nelly. "You wanna starve or not?"
"No, But don't wanna kill animals." Said, Butters.
"It's the wilderness kid." Said Nelly. "You either survive or you die out here, Now shut up."
She turned her attention back to the fire and turned a spit she had the Bunnies on Butters just sat there miserable as this happened.
"So… where exactly are we going now?" Asked Butters.
"How the hell should I know?" Asked Nelly.
"W-Well I was thinking maybe… If we get out of Colorado we could find somewhere out of the country to hide." Said, Butters.
"Where?" Asked Nelly.
"Well, my Aunt and Uncle live in Los Angeles." Said, Butters. "W-we go there and hide it out."
"Los Angeles?" Asked Nelly Incredusly. "That's half the country away! We don't have any means of getting there!"
"We could try uh…" Butters quickie thought up what he would say. "Maybe… Get there by plane?"
Nelly stared incredulity at Butters. "Okay several things wrong with that, 1. We don't have money to pay for flight tickets, 2. We don't know where the nearest airport evan is, And 3. We're currently stuck in the middle of the FUCKING WOODS!"
Her screamed echoed all around, Causing a few birds to fly away in fright.
"Any more of those several things?" Asked Butters.
Nelly let out a groan. "You're so god damn Stupid!"
Butters twidled his hands nervously. "I-I just thought we could try it, I mean we could find a way."
"How?" Asked Nelly.
"Well maybe if we just went back into town and grabbed a few bucks we could make the trip." Said, Butters.
"What!?" Asked Nelly incredulously. "We can't go back! They'll be looking all over for us by now!"
"W-Well you could take them." Said, Butters. "You did kick four of their Asses with your Karate."
"It's not Karate, It's jiujitsu." Said Nelly. "And that was barely an Easy fight."
"Looked kinda easy to me," said Butters. "F-for you I mean, You kinda are the badass here."
Nelly felt her cheek turn pink upon hearing this. "Uh…Yeah…"
"So we just get to our houses and find some money and be off." Said, Butters.
"What? No!" said Nelly. "That's still a horrible idea."
"Okay, then what do you think we should do?" Asked Butters.
Nelly thought for a moment. "Hmm, Look we just hideout in the woods for a while, Find a road, wait for a passing vehicle, Hitch a ride on it and get the hell out of here."
"But where do we go after that?" Asked Butters.
"I don't know." Said Nelly. "But anything is better than hiding here."
"Evan going back and getting money?" Asked Butters.
Nelly immediately regretted what she just said. "Wha- NO! I didn't mean-"
"Okay let's do it." Said Butters as he got up. "We can maybe get in while they're still out looking for us."
Nelly quickly got up and barred his way. "I didn't say I agreed with it! You can't honestly think this will work can you?!"
Butters looked a bit pained. "Well, I don't really I guess… But-"
"Than we don't do it." Cut off, Nelly. "You honestly want to get yourself killed in there?"
"I never said I did." Said Butters. "But at least tell me your plan isn't better?"
"I don't know… I guess…" Said Nelly, She hesitated for a moment then walked off. "Look it doesn't matter we should just find the nearest road and-OOF!"
Nelly suddenly tripped on something and fell flat on the ground, She quickly picked herself up, looked at what tripped her but then heard Butters gasp.
"What?" She asked, She then looked at what tripped her and her eyes widened in horror, and screamed.
Sticking out of the bush next to her, Was a human Arm, It looked like it was still attached to something.
Butters quietly walked over to the bush and felt through cautiously, Then lurched back with a horrified Scream!
In the Bushes were bodies of two dead men in government suits, Mangled and Rotting, They're eyes looked like they had been torn out and multiple Stab wounds riddled their bodies, Butters and Nelly stared down in horror.
"Wha… W-W-What happned to…" Stammered Butters.
"Dear christ…" Murmured Nelly, Holding a hand to his mouth.
They looked around frantically, Fearing whatever did this was around somewhere Probably watching them.
"Uh, you know…" Said Nelly. "I think we'd be better off with what you had in mind."
"Good call." Said Butters.
And the two kids ran off, Not bothering to look back or notice President Garrison watching them runoff.
Meanwhile.
Kyle slowly regained conciseness, He felt his legs stiffly come to life again as he pulled himself out of the shallow body of water he was in.
Once he was back on dry land he removed his safety helmet and rolled onto his back, Groaning heavily as he felt pain course through his body.
After a while, He slowly started to get up, His clothes wet and torn he stumbled along the woods, Completely unaware of where he evan was, Or what he was doing now, ALl he felt was pain… And Internal bleeding.
"Hey, kid." Called a voice.
Kyle looked up and saw a man looking down at him from the path away from him, He was dressed in Hiking gear and held a Hiking pole in his hand, Kyle lifted himself into a sitting position as he looked at the old man.
"You okay there?" Asked the Old Man. "Look like you bean soring out form somewhere."
"Y-yeah." Said Kyle feeling his bruises. "I kinda… Yeah."
"Must have been a hell of a flight here." Said the Man. "Your parachute musta gotten lost."
"Yeah, I… Don't think I had a parachute." Said Kyle, As he stiffly got up. "Where am I?"
"In Missouri." Said the Man. "You must have come crashing here far away from someplace, And not to one for wear."
Kyle then noticed his torn jumpsuit, covered in Broken twigs and leaves. "How far is it to the Capital?"
"Washington D.C.?" Asked the Man. "That's miles and miles away, Don't know how long myself."
Kyle let out a frustrated groan, This was going to be a long walk.
To be continued.
Hello, I get this is kind of a boring chapter, But there will be more exciting things ahead I swear, I kind of want to start building up Butters and Nelly more before going into the Others, With Stan, Kyle, Wendy, Randy, and the others, I honestly don't know how long this story will take and at this point I just want to finish it and move on to other projects, It will be a while, And I may have some plot holes in between, Feel free to fill them yourself if you want.
So yeah, I have other stories to make and this one will wait until I get more stories on there so Stay tuned for more until then folks.
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