Chapter 38.
Washington Bound.
"Okay, So what you're all saying is?" Wendy answered after a full rundown of what the Trolls knew. "That Skankhunt42, who so far, was thought to be Gerald Brovflowski, was an ad duplicate of him, this whole time?"
"Yes." Dildo replied, as Randy and Wendy sat around the table listening to the whole story from the other trolls. "It was all part of the Ads New plan, To sow chaos among your town by starting a Gender war between the local children, than attempted to use Troll-Trace and Mitch Connor to further that goal, And when both failed, they had their agents expose Skankhunt and cause an uprising!"
Wendy and Randy both stared, completely dumbfounded by what they heard.
"Pfft, Yeah right." Randy scoffed, finally speaking up. "And this little girl is dating an AI."
Wendy glared at Randy in response as Dildo spoke again.
"Believe what you will, But don't you see how it all adds up?" He asked. "I understand the impossible happens in South Park every once in a while, But now… it all connects, The School shooting, The Canadians, The Uprising of the kids, This was all planned by the Ads!"
"How do you people know all this?" Asked Randy.
"Because they've targeted us too." Said one troll in a mask. "Those drones that attacked your Son and his friends Mr Marsh? They've come for anyone the Ads see as a threat."
"But why?" Wendy Asked. "What does Stan have to do with the Ads? Why haven't they gone after… JImmy or Kyle?"
"Probably because they currently consider the Irrelevents their main threat."
"The Irrelevants?" Randy questioned.
"The Irrelevants is this underground group of obscure Children that have also been targeted by the Ad Drones, For some reason." Dildo explained. "Through them, We've so far learned enough about the Ads and began piecing together their plan."
"But what do they have to do with my Family?" Randy asked, starting to get impatient. "Or the President for that Matter."
The Trolls all looked at each other before Dildo spoke. "That's… another matter entirely."
He rose from his seat and turned to face the wall as he spoke.
"Do you remember your old experiments, Mr Marsh?" Dildo asked.
"Old experiments… on wha-" Randy then stopped as the memories started to come back to him.
Flashback.
"Hey, Member Spock?"
"Yeah, I member."
"Member Space Jam?"
"Sure, I member."
"You almost make it sound like JJ Abrams is responsible for this entire election."
"There's nothing great! About rehashing the old Star Wars moments into a new-"
Flashback ends.
Randy's eyes went wide with Horror. "Oh my god… I remember everything now…" He got up from his chair and stumbled to the ground.
"The… The MemberBerries… They brainwashed me…" He breathed. "Made me like… Force Awakens…"
"Yeah, Pretty nasty shit." Said another Troll.
"So… The Election was rigged by Member Berries…?" Wendy asked hesitantly, still having trouble digesting all this in.
"From what we can tell, yes." Said Dildo.
"And then they Brainwashed my Family." Randy said. "I… I member now… I-It has to be them, They took my family!"
"And we'll get them back." Said Dildo. "But first, We need to find Skankhunt, And deal with the Ads."
"How do we know they aren't the same Problem as the Member Berries?" Asked Wendy.
"From what we've seen ourselves, They appear to be on different sides." Said Dildo. "We were monitoring Skankhunts captors to see what they knew, before attacking and getting Skankhunt back." He went over to a projector as he spoke. "But the Ads beat us to it."
He flipped it on and everyone watched as the screen showed the irrelevant being attacked by the Ads, Wendy's eyes widened as she noticed a familiar boy in a brown coat and a blue and red goofball hat running outside the madness.
"Wait a minute." She said, as she quickly asked for a pause. "Is that… Stan?"
"Oh my god that's…" Randy quickly grabbed Dildo by the brim of his coat. "Where the hell is he?!"
"What?"
"WHERE THE HELL IS MY SON!" Randy screamed as he shook Dildo.
"Gah…! I… don't know…" Two more Trolls then got up and dragged Randy away from Dildo, Who quickly regained his composure.
"We never found them… The Ads seized everyone of them, except those Kids, We think they escaped and are heading to Washington."
"Washington?" Randy asked.
"Wait… that's where the Member Berries are… Right?" Wendy inquired. "Why would Stan be going there?"
"Difficult to say." Dildo replied. "Perhaps if he's going there, that must be where the Ads took Skankhunt."
"Then that's where we're going." Said Wendy determinedly, everyone looked at her as she spoke.
"If Stan and the others are there, then we need to find and help them!" She continued. "I don't know if It's Ad's, or Member Berries, or The President, or Canadians or Angry kids that we're up against, at this point, so much has happened over so much, But I don't give a damn! Because the Boy I love is out there right now, And I'm going to find him and put an end to this!"
"Geez, talk about girlboss." Randy said.
But before more could be said, A loud bang was heard that shook the building, followed by the sound of screaming and stomping from outside the room. Then, all at once, The walls burst open and four Ad Scout drones burst into the room.
"TERMINATE! TERMINATE!"
"TERMINATE! TERMINATE!"
"TERMINATE! TERMINATE!"
The Trolls all screamed.
"Oh Shit!" Cried Randy.
All at once, The Scouts began attacking the Trolls, Blasting and Stabbing at any they got near, Randy and Wendy quickly hid behind the overturned table and watched in Horror as they watched the Trolls die one by one.
"Jesus Christ!" Randy cried.
Then Dildo was thrown right before them, A large bleeding gash in his chest.
"...Find… Skankhunt… Save your family…" And then he died.
Wendy and Randy didn't need telling twice, As soon as they saw an opening, they took it and bolted out of the room as quickly as they could.
"Oh by now, thanks choosing Airport Hilt-"
Randy punched the guy and kept running.
The Duo hurried into the forest, fighting to keep their breath as they ran, with the terrible sounds of crashing and "TERMINATE" coming up behind them.
"SHIT!" Screamed Randy, Up ahead, they heard the sound of a Train, As they cleared the woods, they stopped before a small ravine, with a set of Train tracks passing by at the bottom. They looked to their left and saw a Train coming down the tracks from the left side.
"A train!" Cried Wendy. "We can get away with that!"
"What are you nuts?!" Randy exclaimed.
"Would you rather stay here and face them!?"
Randy looked back at the sound of falling trees.
"Alright, One the count of Three, We jump to the nearest Car."
As the Ad scouts got closer.
They began to count.
"One"
"Two"
"FIVE- I mean THREE!"
Randy and Wendy hurled themselves onto an open boxcar and watched the Ad Scouts grow smaller and smaller until they were gone.
The two then breathed a Heavy sigh of relief.
"Phew… That was… close." Breathed Randy.
"Where do you think this Train's headed?" Asked Wendy.
"I don't know." Randy looked around and noticed a few crates labeled to Washington DC.
"Hey, , This train is heading for Washington." Randy laughed. "Hah! Lucky us!"
Wendy looked at the label's on the Boxes and turned to Randy. "Are you sure about that?"
"Where else could this train beheading?" Randy Asked, carefreely. "Anyway, It beats having to face those Drones again."
"If only I knew Stan was okay right now." Wendy sighed.
Randy looked at the little girl with sympathy before he spoke.
"Hey, We'll find him." He said, putting a hand on her shoulder. "If he's going where we are, then there's a good chance we'll see him, You'll see."
"I hope so…" Wendy sighed wistfully. "You know… Randy… I honestly think you're a complete moron and a manchild, But you're not that bad to be honest."
"Aw thanks kid." Said Randy. "And hey, Throughout all this, I guess you could say this adventure has been… Well, fun!"
"You could say that." Said Wendy, as music started to play. "And now…"
Randy and Wendy: We're off on the Road to Washington!
We're having the time of our lives!
"Take it kid!"
Wendy: We're a quite pair of partners,
Just like Shaggy and Scooby!
Randy: Well Zoinks I must be Shaggy!
Cause I can tell you're into snacks.
"Wait what?"
Randy and Wendy: We're off on the Road to Washington!
We're certainly going to war!
Randy: I'm with a perpy little tike,
Who makes my Son like Dolls.
Wendy: We'll clearly that's not saying much,
Since you'd just cry for your wife.
"Oh please!"
Randy and Wendy: We've traveled a bit and we've found…
Like a masochist in Newport, We're Washington bound!
"Crazy travel conditions huh?"
"First Class and No Class!"
"Whoa, be careful with that joke, that's an antique."
Randy and Wendy: We're off on the Road to Washington!
Be damned at any dangers we find!
Randy: Whatever perils we may face,
We'll never fear or cry!
Wendy: Unless we're discontinued.
Or get sued by Family guy!
Randy and Wendy: We're off on the Road to Washington!
Let's just hope that the dangers are not far!
Wendy: We have to find our loved ones and hope that we don't die.
Randy: Well if we do, then that would suck, cause I still need some one last drink to go!
Wendy and Randy: We certainly have gone around so far!
"Like a bunch of nutty kids that parody the Goonies!"
Wendy and Randy: We're Washington bound!
"Or like a cutthroat congressman who says global warming is real! (It totally is.)
Wendy and Randy: WE'RE WASHINGGGGTOOONNN BOUUUNNNNNDDDD!
Meanwhile,
"Hear this America! Your war criminal, Kyle Brovflowski has escaped our justice. If you have any information on his whereabouts, inform us immediately as I can kill you all!"
(Whispers.)
"Oh sorry guy, Kill him! Failure to do so will be considered an act of war and we WILL attack your capital in the process-"
"Turn it off!" Caitlyn Jenner ordered, The Aide quickly switched off the Television, It had been months, MONTHS! And still no sign of Garrison since he dropped ship, Not even the Agents they sent could find him, or come back themselves, Then the Occupation and Uprising of children in South Park occurred, More sightings of Blue Creatures, America was getting out of hand.
"God Damn it Garrison, Where are you?!" Caitlyn groaned.
Just then, Another secretary came in.
"Mrs. Jenner." He said. "There's someone here to see you."
"They found the President?" She asked.
"Uh no, This is something else."
The Secretary stepped aside and allowed Kyle Brovflowski to enter the room.
"Mrs. Vice President." He said. "I think we can help each other."
To Be Continued.
I hope you all enjoyed this new Chapter, Just gotta update Butters and Nelly's story next, sort out everyone else going to Washington, But for the Most part, things are starting to head in one direction at this point.
I also hope to make updates to Mabels Adventure and Go God Go (Retelling) next, So please go check those out in the meantime, Because Intend to write down the next chapters.
And if you want to talk directly, just PM me.
Stay tuned for now. :)