Back at Master Roshi's island. Raditz regains consciousness. "What happened? Where on Earth is Kakarot?"

Trunks sighs. "Don't make me hit you again!"

Raditz takes a step back. "Okay, fine! I give up... Let me leave back to my comrades. You'll never hear from me again."

Trunks sighs again. "I'm afraid I can't let that happen. God has a plan for you, uncle Raditz."

"Again with that shit! What kind of Saiyan are you!" Raditz yells.

Trunks chuckled. "Funny, this coming from a Saiyan as weak as a Saibaman. You know in my timeline I as a kid and even Krillin here defeated Saibamen easily, something that you probably can't do! That's right even a bald human dwarf surpassed you! He even survived an attack from Frieza!"

Raditz looked shocked. "Impossible!"

"Is it though? With God anything is possible. I've been living here on Earth for millions of years!" Trunks angrily said. "Let me tell you the story of a man named Nimrod. He was a lot like you, a mighty hunter that wanted to be in control." Thus Trunks began to talk about his long history again.

The story of Nimrod all started millions of years ago. He was the great grandson of Noah and was a popular warrior. In fact he was trained by Trunks himself. One day, Nimrod decided he wanted to find the Gods so he began to construct a tower to heaven.

"I shall reach the most high!" Nimrod claimed.

However, Trunks did not allow this to continue and blew up the tower. "Nimrod you have angered the lord! Repent or be destroyed!" Trunks shouted.

Nimrod evilly smirked. "You won't kill me! Your a man of God and you and I both know that killing other's is against God's will!"

Trunks sighed. "If you ever try to make another tower again, I will tear your arms off so you won't ever be able to do it again! Do I make myself clear to you?"

Nimrod nodded. "Fine you win, Trunks. But don't you want to see what's up in heaven?"

"You idiot! Heaven does not even exist in this realm! Now leave this place at once!" Trunks yelled in anger.

Years later, Nimrod began to build another tower again so Trunks had to rip his arms off. This was just one of many of Trunks's stories.

Back to the present time. Goku and Suno find the next dragon ball in a pond, when all of a sudden a mermaid with a shirt with the words Pie Pie jumped out to greet them. "Well hello humans! My name is Pie Pie, and that's mine!" Pie Pie yelled attacking Goku with her tail.

"Your that crazy mermaid I found for Master Roshi all those years ago! Okay, calm down! What do you want in exchange for the dragon ball?" Goku asked.

"I want my own son! That's always been my dream, but I can't have children because I'm a stupid mermaid! Why did God create me like this! Why!" Pie Pie began to cry out.

Goku looked over at Suno. "I think I know a way to give her a son! Calm down, Pie Pie. We'll be right back. I know just the person that can be your son. Suno stay here and keep her company. I have to go to Master Roshi's real quick."

Goku then flew down at Master Roshi's island to see Raditz trying to hit Trunks, however, Trunks easily avoided each attack. "Darn it, Raditz! I don't want to have to knock you out again!" Trunks yelled as he avoided an uppercut coming from Raditz.

Goku sighed. "I know just the thing!" Goku shot spider webs at Raditz and managed to trap him in.

Trunks looked surprised. "Dad you never told me you could shoot spider webs from your wrists like that!"

Goku chuckled. "I'm spider man!"

"Anyway... dad did you find all the seven dragon balls yet?" Trunks asked.

Goku looked over at Krillin. "I still got three more to go. Krillin I need your help for this one! I need you to act as a kid for me."

Krillin looked confused. "What!? Why!?" he asked.

"Just do it." Goku said.

And so Goku and Krillin flew back to the pond where Suno and Pie Pie were waiting.

"You've gotta be kidding me, Goku!" Suno shouted.

Goku chuckled. "It could work."

Suno sighed. "I have a better idea. Goku... would you... and me... have a baby together?" Suno dared to ask.

Goku nodded. "Sure, why not! I had one with Bulma before and being a dad is real fun. My son from the future is so powerful and cool. I wanna have lot's of kids."

Suno blushed. "Are you sure about this, Goku?"

Goku nodded. "Let's do it!"

Suno blushed. "What will we name our son?"

"Gohan." Goku said.

Suno nodded in agreement. "What if it's a girl?"

Goku smiled. "Karina."

Goku then embraced Suno, kissing her all over and handling her with care. He almost broke her back, but in the end they both slept very happily. Krillin smiled. "I feel so wrong for having seen them. Oh if only I could find true love someday."

Goku then returned to Master Roshi's house and told Trunks that he couldn't get the fifth dragon ball until he and Suno have a kid.

"Dad! How could you cheat on mom!" Trunks shouted in anger at him.

Goku chuckled. "I had no choice! We need a kid for Pie Pie or else we can't get the dragon balls."

Raditz looked at Goku as he kept trying to get freed from the spider webs. "The dragon's what?"

Goku chuckled. "The dragon balls are magical orbs that can grant any one wish."

Raditz smirked. "Now my Saiyan comrades have heard everything! They'll be here in one year! Then you will all die! Ha Ha Ha Ha!"

Trunks smirked. "Let them come, by then we'll be able to wish back Bardock and Gine."

"How do you know their names!?" Raditz asked in confusion.

Trunks smirked. "I've been to Planet Vegeta before. Even met with the king, but those people were so evil. They deserved what they got."

"You've been to Planet Vegeta!? How is that even possible!" Raditz could hardly believe it.

Trunks smirked. "I'll tell you my adventures in Planet Vegeta and why I didn't stop Frieza from blowing up the planet."

Raditz tightened his fists in rage. "What!? Frieza did it!? He blew up Planet Vegeta! He killed my father... and my dear mother... he did this to me... I've given everything to that bastard. He made me into what I am today! Are you listening to this Vegeta?" Raditz asked tapping his scouter for a response.

Nappa answered. "Vegeta is having a rage fit right now, Raditz. Call back later."

"Oh no, Vegeta's rage fits... I'd hate to be Nappa right now." Raditz gasped.

Trunks smirked. "So at least we can both agree that Frieza must die. But before that it's important that I let you all in on what happened on Planet Vegeta over 30 years ago. It all began when I met Bardock at his age of seven and his father, Targon. There was a grand tournament on Planet Vegeta when I first arrived there." Trunks began the story.

God appeared to Trunks in the past as he had done many times by this point in Trunks's life. "Lord... I wish to go to Planet Vegeta. Goku hasn't even been born yet and there's nothing interesting happening here on Earth at the moment. I know I have the responsibility of protecting the Earth from all the evil spirits, but even I need a break sometimes." Trunks said.

God smiled. "After everything we've been through together Trunks, of course you can go." God spoke and it happened, they appeared on Planet Vegeta in an instant.

"I love you, lord." Trunks cheerfully said.

"I know you do, Trunks. Have fun, you deserve a break. Just make sure you keep that bastard Buddha sealed inside your sword. We can't risk him getting freed again."

"I understand, I'll make sure to charge the sword every night." Trunks said as he looked up at the sky and saw millions of Saiyan warriors traveling in the sky. God had already disappeared.

Trunks began to sense for the strongest energy level and flew off towards King Vegeta's castle. "Here we go again, time to change the future!" Trunks said as he entered the castle.

King Vegeta sat in his throne. "Who might you be? Speak! Now."

"Wow so your the father of Vegeta! It's so good to meet you sir! My name is Trunks, I know your son, he raised me!"

King Vegeta looked annoyed. "Are you insane? My son hasn't even been born yet! Nappa come here quickly! Get rid of this clown with the fancy sword and jacket."

Trunks sighed. "Well... I had hoped this would had turned out better." Trunks said as he tossed Nappa away easily.

King Vegeta looked impressed. "You may be crazy, but at least your strong. You just beat my second in command. How would you like to join my army? There's a tournament happening right now and the winner will get a place in my army and a massive salary."

Trunks nodded. "Sounds like fun, since I'll probably be staying here for a long time, I'll definitely need a job."

King Vegeta smirked. "Good. Now leave my presence! Bring in the Saiyan whores." King Vegeta ordered Nappa.

Trunks looked shocked. "That's sort of what I'd expect from Roshi... or Yamcha."

"Please!!! Someone help me!" came from a man trying to run into the throne room.

"I swear, I've seen it! The end is coming! Frieza is coming!" The man kept on screaming out loud.

King Vegeta looked angry. "Another nut job! Let me guess, another one who failed trying to conquer Planet Kanassa, right Nappa?"

Nappa nodded. "At this rate, it will take forever to get someone to conquer it."

King Vegeta sighed. "Remove the man's right arm first. Then rip his balls off. Drown him next and then cut off every finger in his hands until he pisses himself. Then burn him." King Vegeta order Nappa to do so to the poor man.

Trunks gasped. "That's so evil..."

Then Nappa did as he was commanded.

Trunks flew away looking very disappointed. His step father Vegeta had once told him about the cruelties of the Saiyan race, but nothing like this.

Trunks then arrived at the tournament arena where the contest that King Vegeta spoke about was just about to begin!

To be continued...

Power Levels -

Goku - 487 (After recovering from Arale's headbutt.)

Raditz - 1475 (After recovering from Trunks's fist.)

Pie Pie - 5

Nappa - 3000

Nimrod - 77

King Vegeta - 6000