Trunks takes Goku to Master Roshi's island, where they find him looking at porn in his TV.
"Yes! Spread your crotches wide open, baby!" Roshi shouted as he watched.
Trunks then blew up his TV. "You make me sick, Roshi! Now train my dad, or I'll kill ya." Trunks threatened.
Roshi began to cry. "Ah, alright I'll train the youngster, but you owe me a TV!"
Trunks chuckled. "I owe you nothing! Now train him, I have to go back home to check up on my kids right now. I'll leave Goku with you for one year. You better not pervert him!" Trunks said as he gave Goku one last hug goodbye and flew away.
Goku then saw Krillin approaching from the sea. "Who's that!? His head is shiny."
Then Bulma suddenly arrived in a helicopter. "Hey, Goku... hope you don't mind me living with you for awhile... you are suppose to be my husband someday... so I thought I might as well get to know you some more."
Goku smiled. "I'd like to know you some more too, Bulma."
Then Krillin arrived. "Wow, I didn't think Master Roshi had such a beautiful wife!"
Bulma chuckled. "Thanks for the compliment kid, but I ain't that old man's wife, in fact my future husband is Goku here." Bulma said patting Goku on the back.
Krillin looked shocked. "B-But he's not even older than me! No way, he could never score such a hottie like you!"
"While that may be true, looks aren't the only thing a woman cares about in a man... we also want a man to be brave and good in his heart. Basically a gentleman." Bulma said.
"I can be a gentleman." Krillin said, although he had absolutely no idea what he was talking about, he was a clueless pervert like Roshi.
Goku smirked. "Let's train together, bald one!"
"My name is Krillin, you dummy." Krillin said.
Thus Goku began his training with Krillin, while he enjoyed the company of Bulma for a whole year.
Day 1 - Goku licks Bulma's feet while they sleep.
Day 2 - Bulma hits Goku for licking her feet again.
"I'm sorry, Bulma! Your feet are just so cute and tasty." Goku said to her as she kept trying to hit him with a frying pan.
"You little pervert! I'm so not gonna let you near me again when we sleep!" Bulma said, screaming in anger.
Day 3 - Goku beats Krillin up.
Day 4 - Roshi shows Goku and Krillin the flying Nimbus, which Goku is able to ride on because he's pure of heart, while Krillin and Bulma both failed to ride on it.
Day 5 - Goku shows Bulma how to catch a fish in the sea, but not how Bulma intended to learn.
Day 6 - Krillin plans to use Goku to try and steal Bulma's panties, his plan fails and he gets slapped hard by Bulma.
Day 7 - Goku manages to steal Bulma's panties without Krillin's help. He enjoys the smell of them, but then Bulma catches him and pulls his tail hard, causing Goku to feel incredible pain. Bulma notices this and plan to use Goku's weak spot in the future.
Day 8 - Bulma forces Goku to wash her clothing with the water of the sea. She does give Goku some gloves and soap.
Day 9 - Krillin tries to beat Goku up, but fails.
Day 10 - Master Roshi makes Goku and Krillin find a rock at a nearby island. Bulma goes with them and helps Goku win the contest.
Day 11 - Bra pays them all a visit and shows Goku how to use the Kamehameha technique. Then she leaves.
Day 12 - Goku begins to be taught math by Bulma.
Day 13 - Bulma had a dream where she and Goku kept kissing all day long. She wondered if she was beginning to feel love for Goku in her heart.
Day 14 - Pochawompa visits Goku.
Day 15 - Goku kisses Bulma on the cheek.
Day 16 - Bulma continues to teach Goku math, she then later orders some pizza for them to eat.
Day 17 - Bulma shows Goku how to tie his shoes properly.
Day 18 - Bulma hugs Goku and asks him a strong question. "Would you die for me, Goku?"
"Bulma... I love you... of course I'd die for you." Goku said.
Bulma couldn't help but feel loved by Goku, she hasn't ever experienced such love. She tells Goku all about how she was treated badly at school for being rich and smart, almost every girl picked on her and all the boys just kept staring at her body. She never had a boyfriend, because to her all men were pigs, that is until she met Goku. She was sure that she met the best man she will ever meet, even though he was just still a preteen. Bulma was now in love with Goku. "Hey, Goku... kiss me."
"Okay, Bulma." Goku said as he gave her a peck at the mouth.
Bulma smiled warmly. "We'll have to practice more."
Krillin looked at them from afar, he was so jealous of Goku.
Day 19 - Bulma lets Goku lick her feet.
"Make sure you embrace my feet gently now." Bulma said as Goku worshipped her feet.
Day 20 - Goku begins to understand the math Bulma was teaching him. He sooned mastered the basics of addition and subtraction.
"Now I'll be teaching you how to multiply." Bulma said as she began to scribble on her notebook.
Day 21 - Goku and Bulma continue to kiss, then Bulma shows Goku her tablet device and they both watch a movie on the internet together.
Day 22 - It's Bulma's birthday! She asks Goku for a gift, so Goku cooks her favorite food, but it doesn't come out as expected. Still Bulma eats it either way, and it isn't too bad. She kisses Goku and then they both fall asleep while looking at all the stars showing up in the night sky. "Bulma... did you enjoy your birthday?" Goku asked.
Bulma nodded. "Everyday is a good one with you, Goku. Don't ever leave me, okay?"
Goku smiled. "Okay, Bulma... I'll never leave you, I promise! And that's a promise I'll keep till the end."
All of a sudden, Bulma begins to have a vision of the future. She and Goku are shown as adults facing a group of alien invaders. Bulma now has a monkey tail just like Goku's. "Leave this planet in peace, or me and Goku will destroy you all."
"Oh, how funny is that, princess! I am Zarbon, one of Frieza's elite men. Now hand over the dragon balls, and I might just spare your life!" Zarbon said.
Goku looked at Bulma in the vision. "I'll handle him, my love. Go see if Vegeta is done training with Trunks."
Bulma nodded. "Show that alien freak just how strong we Saiyan's are!"
The vision then ended. "Saiyan's!? What is that? Could Goku... be an alien?" Bulma wondered.
Day 23 - Bulma tells Goku all about the vision she had last night.
"Wow, Bulma... it sounds like were gonna train together I think." Goku said.
Bulma chuckled. "No way, Goku! I can never be a warrior like you."
"Don't say that, Bulma! I can show you how to fight! C'mon Bulma, let's stop all the math lessons, so I can teach you how to be a martial artist. Don't you think that would be awesome? You can be both strong and smart." Goku said.
Bulma loved the idea. "Alrighty... let's train then! Hiya!" Bulma tried to kick at Goku, who didn't even blink as she struck her knee hard on Goku's face, only hurting herself in the process.
Goku chuckled. "Boy, we sure have a lot to work on, but in the end, I'll make you a strong woman!"
Day 24 - Goku accidentally kicks Bulma too hard and breaks her leg. Goku is very scared at seeing her very hurt.
"What the fuck, Goku!" Bulma shouted in pain and anger.
"I'm sorry, Bulma... guess I don't know my own strength." Goku said, only futher angering her.
Krillin chuckled. "Your so stupid, Goku!"
Bulma began to cry. "It hurts so much! Do something, Goku!"
"Uh..."
Then Trunks flew down and gave Bulma a senzu bean. "Your lucky I was nearby and sensed that you were hurt. Seriously dad, be more careful." Trunks said.
Bulma looked surprised as she felt her whole bone heal up instantly. "What kind of bean was that!? Do you have more?" Bulma asked.
Trunks nodded. "Yeah, I've got a whole bag of them, I tend to use them for a quick snack or to heal my kids whenever they get injured. I got them from a cat named Korin." Trunks said.
"Facinating, I could probably use them to create medicine that could heal a whole nation if I could reproduce them with my technology." Bulma said.
Trunks smiled. "Well, I'll give you the whole bag then. I'm gonna go back home now, please don't get hurt again. Bye mom and dad." Trunks said as he then flew away.
Day 25 - Goku bakes a cookie.
Day 26 - Bulma smooches Goku on the lips, and she would had gone further than that too, but it just wasn't the time yet.
Day 27 - Krillin begins to take training seriously and gets his butt beaten by Goku again. He does however begin to enjoy training with Goku.
Day 28 - Goku shows Bulma how to do a double kick in the air. Her reflexes slightly improve.
Day 29 - Krillin learns how to use a ki blast from Roshi.
Day 30 - Goku continues his training with Krillin and Bulma.
Day 31 - Yamcha arrives on Master Roshi's island. "Hand over all your valuables, old man!" Yamcha threatens taking out his sword.
Then Bulma appears. "Huh? What's going on? Who are you? Some low life theif?"
Yamcha looked scared at seeing Bulma. "Uh... wait, I can explain!"
Bulma then punched him in the face, knocking him down. "Hey, Goku! I did it! I won my first fight!"
Goku chuckled. "What are we gonna do with him?"
Bulma smiled. "Let's make him our slave!"
Goku nodded. "I've never had a slave before, could be fun."
Day 32 - Yamcha tries to escape the island, but Goku and Bulma beat him up.
Day 33 - Yamcha pleads to Goku for mercy. Then Bulma beats him up.
"Maybe were treating him too badly, Bulma." Goku said.
Bulma sighed. "Yeah, your right. Let's let him leave. You hear that, ass face! Were gonna let you go."
Yamcha smiled. "Oh, thank you so much, Son Goku. I'm in your debt."
Goku smiled. "Can I have your sword?"
"But my dad gave me this sword before he died..." Yamcha said.
Bulma chuckled. "Give him the sword, or I'll crush your balls again."
"Okay, okay..." Yamcha cried as he handed the sword over. Then he left in a raft.
Day 34 - Bulma is able to lift a huge rock from off the ground.
Day 35 - Launch arrives on Master Roshi's island.
"I wonder why people keep showing up here." Goku said wondering why so many people were seeking this place.
Bulma walked over to Launch. "Hey, blondy, why are you here?" She asked.
Launch smirked. "I'm running away from the law, and what better place to hide than in an island in the middle of the sea. Now are we gonna have a problem?" Launch asked, showing her gun off.
Master Roshi came out of the house. "No problem at all! Heh heh."
Bulma glared angrily at Roshi. "You make me sick."
Goku came out to see Launch. "Who are you?"
"My name is Launch kid, and boy am I gonna show you a lot of things." Launch said with a wicked smile on her face.
Bulma didn't like this one bit. "Oh, no! You are not gonna come near Goku! Do I make myself clear to you, bitch?"
"What did you call me! Wait, I know you! Your the infamous Bulma Briefs! I saw you on TV, you created a capsule device that can seal things up like a pokeball." Launch said.
Goku looked confused. "What's a pokeball?"
Launch smiled. "Well, I won't hurt the kid. So how about we all just get along and smoke some weed together?"
"You've got weed..." Bulma said with her mouth drooling in anticipation.
"What's weed? Some kind of flower?" Goku asked.
Krillin chuckled. "I've used that stuff before, ain't it illegal?"
Launch chuckled. "Not where I'm from it ain't. Now let's light this sucker up."
Bulma looked at Goku. "Get in the house Goku, your too young for this."
"Ahh okay..." Goku said, walking away.
Master Roshi looked upset. "You youngsters with your weed, it's not good for your mental health."
Bulma chuckled. "I'm a genius, weed doesn't hurt me at all."
Master Roshi sighed. "Well, don't say I didn't warn you later."
Thus Launch, Bulma and Krillin smoked weed all night long.
Day 36 - Launch is found naked in Roshi's bed. Goku wonders why. "Hey, Launch... why are you sleeping in Roshi's bed?"
Launch wakes up and smiles at him. "Let me show you how to please a girl, Goku."
(The following is censored. This is rated T after all. Use your imagination.)
Goku then walks out of Roshi's house to see Bulma smoking near the ocean. "Hey, Bulma... wanna make out?" Goku asked.
Bulma smiled. "Why, sure Goku! Why are you so happy today?"
Goku chuckled. "I played a game with Launch."
"Uhh... a game? Oh, no... what did she do to you, Goku?" Bulma asked in shock, but she was too high to really care.
Goku smiled. "That's a secret."
Krillin then walked over. "Let's train, Goku! I bet I can kick your ass now that I've learned the Kamehameha from Roshi!"
Goku chuckled. "I learned that from my future daughter a few days ago."
"Future daughter? Goku have you been smoking weed?" Krillin asked in shock.
Bulma chuckled. "It's a long story."
Day 37 - Goku is found making out with Launch behind Roshi's house. Bulma is so angry that she punches Launch in the face. "Get away from my boyfriend!"
Launch chuckled. "Hey, that kid is the one who wanted a kiss, it's not my fault I'm cute."
"Cute? Bitch please, I'm way better than you!" Bulma yelled.
"Cat fight!" Krillin cheered.
Goku looked confused. "There's no cats here..."
Bulma and Launch beated each other up all day long. It was a fight to remember.
Day 38 - Goku tends to Bulma's wounds. "She really hurt you, didn't she Bulma?" Goku asked as he rubbed her bruised leg.
"Goku... I'm sorry that I allowed her to corrupt you so much. Please... go back to being the same cheerful innocent boy you were before." Bulma said, crying.
Goku smiled. "I've already forgotten all the weird things she did to me. I'm sorry I kissed her yesterday. I won't betray you like that again."
Bulma smiled. "Thank you, Goku."
Day 39 - Trunks pays them a visit. "Wow, mom... I see that you and my dad have been getting along well together, huh?" Trunks asked as he saw them laying down together in a bed.
Bulma woke up. "Uhh... it's not what your thinking! We only just made out all last night."
Trunks chuckled. "I understand mom. Now I know I'll definitely be born someday."
Bulma smiled. "Your father is very sweet... so Trunks do you have a girlfriend?"
Trunks chuckled. "I've been alive for a million years... yeah I've had plenty of girlfriends."
"W-What you've been alive that long! You gotta tell me all about your life! Were you there when John F Kennedy got shot? Did you ever meet Martin Luther King? Why didn't you stop all the bad things from happening like 9/11?" Bulma asked.
Trunks chuckled. "I didn't know much about history before I came here. But I did change the best parts of history. I'll tell you about them later."
"Oh, c'mon Trunks! Tell me now." Bulma said.
Goku woke up. "Oh, hey, son... can we train together?"
Trunks nodded. "Sorry mom, maybe later. I've got to train my dad first. I bet I can get him to turn Super Saiyan early on, or at least make him stronger than Vegeta." Trunks said.
"Who's Vegeta?" Bulma asked.
"Uhh... your other husband... Bra's father." Trunks said, hoping he wouldn't make his mother to get freaked out about having two husbands.
Bulma couldn't believe her ears. "I would never cheat on Goku!"
Trunks chuckled. "No, no it's not like that! Dad died because of a heart virus and then you got together with Vegeta. Vegeta is a really good guy, he raised me most of my life."
"Sounds like a cool guy." Goku said.
Trunks nodded. "Yeah, he is... but he did do a lot of bad things..."
"Like what exactly?" Bulma asked.
"Mass genocide." Trunks replied.
"W-What... he was a murderer..." Bulma couldn't believe she would ever marry someone like that.
Trunks nodded. "Yeah, but he really changed his evil ways in the end. He died saving my life, and I believe he's in heaven for doing that."
Bulma smiled. "Well, I'll never get married to another man other than Goku, so I guess Bra won't be born in this timeline."
Trunks chuckled. "Good, I'd hate to have two Bra's to deal with."
Day 40 - Trunks brings a bible to show to Goku. "Father... it's time that you learn all about our creator. I think this book will help you a lot."
Goku takes the book and begins reading it. "I'm confused... who is the devil? He barely shows up at all in the book."
Trunks chuckled. "The stories are more about the morals of our ancestors. The devil works behind the scene's. I've met him a few times in the past, he's a real dickhead."
"Where is he now?" Goku asked.
"In hell, he's busy torturing all the bad souls that have passed away. He does, however, come to the Earth to tempt people by speaking in their ears. We can't really hear him, but his voice does get through to us and tries to make us sin."
"What kind of things does he say to us?" Goku asked.
"The worst kind of things... it's hard to understand I know, but he can't really do anything against us because God is always working hard to make sure we follow his plan and not the devil. However, keep in mind that their are a million evil spirits that exist coming from hell, they are always working for the devil and trying to find a dozen ways to get us to fall like them. I once even heard Hitler trying to get me to hurt a poor jewish kid that was stealing from a store. I decided that the poor kid needed to eat, so I didn't let Hitler's evil spirit influence me. But don't worry about hearing any voices like that, dad. God is always protecting us." Trunks said, only making Goku even more confused.
"Your crazy, Trunks." Goku concluded.
Trunks chuckled. "Yeah, I've been alive for way too long."
Day 41 - Goku continues reading the bible.
Day 42 - Launch attempts to kiss Goku again, but he avoids her.
"Hey, kid! Why are you treating me like that? I thought we really formed a good bond." Launch said.
"Your nasty, Launch! I belong with Bulma! I don't want to kiss you anymore." Goku said.
"C'mon, you don't mean that, Goku. Come here and play with me. I promise I'll give you a lot of food later." Launch said.
"What kind of food..." Goku said, being tempted.
"Your favorite... chicken." Launch said.
Goku felt excited. "Okay, but let's go somewhere far away so Bulma doesn't catch us again."
Launch wickedly smiled. "I know just the place!" Launch took him to a bar.
"Uhh... isn't he a bit too young to be in a place like this?" The bartender asked.
Launch chuckled. "He's a midget! Look I've got a million bucks, so make like a rat and bring us some beer."
Goku smiled. "So... are we gonna play again?"
Launch chuckled. "Not in front of people, Goku. I'll get you drunk a little, then we'll go to a motel room. Just act like your my son or something."
Goku felt bad about all this. "No! I don't care about the food anymore. I'm outta here."
"Oh, c'mon Goku! Don't you want to go inside me again." Launch asked, in a seductive way.
"No! This isn't right, I'm not playing anymore games with you, Launch. I know God doesn't want me to cheat on Bulma anymore." Goku said.
Launch smirked. "So... it's Bulma then. Guess I'll have to get rid of her."
Day 43 - Goku and Bulma make out all day. Launch takes a knife from Roshi's kitchen and plans to use it against Bulma when nobody is looking. "Maybe I'm taking things too far, Goku is just a kid..." Launch then sneezes. "Oh, God! What have I done... I took advantage of Goku and robbed him of his innocence... I deserve to die!" Launch says as she puts the gun to her head and fires it.
Day 44 - Goku finds Launch's dead body in her room. "L-Launch... did I make you do this to yourself?" Goku wondered.
Then Bulma walks in. "What happened?"
Goku begins to cry. "It's all my fault she's dead... I should had just played with her again..."
Bulma hugs Goku. "No, it's not your fault. The weed made her do it. She was a bad person, Goku... Let's go bury her."
"Okay... maybe we could use the dragon balls to wish her back to life in a year." Goku said.
Bulma nodded. "Sure, Goku... let's just pray that she's in a good place now."
Day 45 - Goku and Bulma walk around the beach, talking about their future together.
"What are you going to do when you grow up, Goku?" Bulma asked.
"I'm gonna be a marital artist! And you?" Goku asked.
"I'm probably gonna take over my dad's work and continue to build all kinds of new stuff, I did make a time machine after all." Bulma said.
Goku smiled. "What are we gonna do together?"
Bulma smiled. "Lot's of things, Goku... were gonna have a son and raise him right."
"Like how? Will I have to change his diapers?" Goku asked.
Bulma chuckled. "We'll both handle that together."
Goku smiled. "I love you, Bulma."
Bulma smiled. "I love you too, Goku."
Day 46 - Bra pays them a visit.
"Hey, mom... how are things going?" Bra asked.
Bulma smiled. "So good... so Bra, tell me... what's the future like?" Bulma asked.
Bra looked horrified. "Not good... I mean we took care of the androids, but then this crazy angel came along and switched bodies with my brother... and then he took over the world and became God. We all lived miserably, then you and Goku had another son and named him Trunks. We send him to the past, but he was already good as dead. Then Vegeta came to our timeline and he fought with Zamasu, then I used the time machine and came here."
"Huh? But wait, that doesn't make any sense! Your brother is already here." Bulma said.
Bra sighed. "It's very complicated. You see, I first traveled back in time a few years ago. I met Trunks there, he had already changed the timeline and met Goku. He came back with me to our timeline and wished back all our dead friends and family back to life. We had good time together for awhile, it was so good to see my dad again, but then we went back to the other timeline because things were much better there and we even faced the God of Destruction and met new friends. When we came back home, things got bad and Trunks lost his body to Zamasu. Vegeta stayed to fight him, then I came here and the rest you know."
Bulma looked shocked. "All that happened? Wow, time travel is crazy! So, are you and Trunks going back after all this?" Bulma asked.
Bra nodded. "I need to use Trunks's sword to seal away Zamasu for good, but he doesn't want to let me have it, he says Buddha will get out and hurt us all. So we'll have to find another way to get rid of Zamasu."
"B-Buddha!? But wasn't he a good guy?" Bulma asked.
"It's a long story, let's just say Trunks really hates that guy, he says Buddha is like Majin Buu... whoever that is." Bra said.
Bulma chuckled. "But people worship that guy... he can't be all that bad."
"Oh, mom. Have you seen those statues of Buddha? There so creepy." Bra said.
Bulma chuckled. "Your right about that, plus what kind of deity is so fat. Talk about gluttony, I mean Goku eats a lot, but he works hard to stay fit. A good person usually works hard on their body." Bulma said.
Bra nodded in agreement. "Yeah, your right about that. Fat people usually do bad things because instead of working hard, they're just eating too much and so they do bad things instead. You know I was a fat girl when I was younger, I always hated my appearance, but that all changed when I started working hard to change my body. So yeah, work hard, eat well, and your life will always be good." Bra said.
Bulma chuckled. "Yeah, that's the way to a good life."
Then Goku walked over. "What are you girls talking about?"
Bulma smiled. "Nothing, just girl talk. So Goku, you hungry?" Bulma asked.
Goku nodded. "After training with Krillin so hard, yes, boy am I hungry!"
"I'll go make you some pancakes." Bulma said.
Day 47 - Pochawompa arrived with her parents to visit Goku. "Hey, Goku... can I tell you something?"
"Sure Pocha. What is it?" Goku asked.
Pochawompa blushed. "I really like you."
"I like you too, Pocha." Goku cheerfully said.
"No, Goku... I mean I really like you..." Pochawompa said.
Goku kept starring at her in disbelief. "Wow, sorry Pocha, but I'm with Bulma now."
"B-But she's much older than you..." Pochawompa said, trying hard not to cry.
Goku chuckled. "We can just be good friends, Pocha."
"Oh, well, guess I'll just have to make you change your mind." Pochawompa said.
Goku chuckled. "You can try, but it's gonna be hard... I really love Bulma."
Pochawompa smirked. "Challenge accepted! Tickle fight!" Pochawompa began to tickle Goku's belly.
Bulma was happy to see Goku having fun. "I wonder what the future has in store for-" Bulma paused as she began to have another vision of the future.
"Kakarot... we are Saiyan warriors! Come with me and leave your family! You belong with us." Raditz said to an older looking Goku.
"Raditz... I can't leave... I have a son and wife to look after..." Goku said.
"Kakarot... we have eternal life now! You don't need these pathetic earthlings anymore! Come with me back to Planet Vegeta! A better life waits for you there." Raditz said.
Then the vision ended.
"Who was that Raditz guy? Goku's brother? Why does he want to take Goku away, and why is God showing me all this!?" Bulma wondered.
"To prepare you." a voice said to her ear.
"G-God... was that you?" Bulma asked.
"I love you." was all God said back.
Bulma smiled. "Well, whatever awaits me in the future, I know for sure I'll always have Goku with me!"
Day 48 - Trunks pays them a visit again.
"Hey, mom, what's wrong? You look like you have something on your mind." Trunks said.
Bulma nodded. "What can you tell me about a guy named Raditz?" Bulma asked.
"R-Raditz!? I know who your talking about... he's bad news mom, he tried to kill dad and take me away! Piccolo used the special beam cannon to kill him and save me as a kid. Raditz is pure evil! He has no soul." Trunks said.
"Wow, all that happened... I had a vision yesterday, I saw that Raditz guy trying to take Goku away to a planet named Planet Vegeta." Bulma said.
"W-What!? But Frieza destroyed that planet! I made damn sure of it! I was there..." Trunks said.
Bulma looked confused. "Who is Frieza? And what are you saying? You made sure that a planet got destroyed? Why would you do something like that?" Bulma asked.
"It was for the greater good... Planet Vegeta was filled with monsters like Raditz! If I hadn't allowed Frieza to blow them all up, then I fear that someday those Saiyan's would try and take over the universe." Trunks said.
"B-But... that's not right! People can change, Trunks! You even said it yourself, a mass murderer like Vegeta changed his evil ways, so why can't you believe that the Saiyan race couldn't change?" Bulma asked.
Trunks sighed. "After what I saw... no, there's no way! Some people are beyond redemption, like Raditz."
Bulma sighed. "Well, this Raditz guy seems to have survived Planet Vegeta's destruction, so what are we gonna do about him?" Bulma asked.
"We'll kill him of course." Trunks said.
Bulma slapped him. "I'm not gonna let my son turn into a murderer! We can find another way."
Trunks sighed. "Well... I don't think there is another-" Trunks paused as he sensed God's presence near him. "Speak my lord."
"There is another way, let Raditz live." God said.
"B-But... he's pure evil!" Trunks said.
"He will have a son named Steve. This boy must be born someday. Let Raditz live." God said.
Trunks sighed. "Man... alright... you know best God." Trunks said.
"What did God tell you, son?" Bulma asked.
"He wants Raditz to live, says that he'll have a son named Steve someday. I guess maybe the Saiyan race can be redeemed." Trunks said.
Bulma smiled. "Well... we'll see what happens."
Day 49 - Goku trains with Krillin and Bulma. They eat chicken together, then Goku and Bulma make out. Then they continue training.
Day 50 - Master Roshi tells them all about a world tournament that will be held in a few months. Bulma decides to enter it, hoping she can impress Goku.
Day 51 - Goku asks God to talk with him.
"God... are you really there? If so, why don't you talk with me?" Goku asked starring at the sky above.
"I love you, Son Goku." God replied.
Goku smiled. "Thank you, God... that's all I needed to hear."
Krillin wondered why Goku was talking to himself. "Man... that guy is nuts! How can he believe in God? If God is all powerful, then why is there so much suffering going on in this world!?"
"That's a good question..." a voice said to Krillin's ear.
"What the! Who's there! Show yourself!" Krillin yelled.
Then Jesus Christ appeared to Krillin face to face. "Hello, my son..." he said.
Krillin looked shocked. "W-What the! Where did you come from?" Krillin asked.
Jesus smiled. "I am everywhere, Krillin. Why do you not believe in me?" Jesus asked.
"I-I just didn't grow up believing in you... but why did you appear to me?" Krillin asked.
Jesus sighed. "To save you, Krillin..."
Krillin began to back away in fear. "I don't need saving!" Krillin yelled.
Jesus sighed. "Fine..." Jesus then disappeared.
"D-Did I just... reject God!? Oh no, I'm going to hell..." Krillin said.
Then Goku appeared behind him. "I saw everything Krillin."
Krillin looked shocked. "W-What! Why didn't you say something then!?" Krillin asked.
Goku chuckled. "I didn't want to interrupt your talk with God. That would be very rude."
Krillin sighed. "It doesn't matter... I'm going to hell anyway."
"No! Krillin! Your going to heaven with me." Goku said.
Krillin smiled. "Okay... Goku... I'll try to change so we can go together to heaven."
Goku smiled. "I don't care if I have to go to hell to take you out of there! Your my friend Krillin."
Krillin smiled. "You'd go to hell just to take me out of there!? Wow, your a good friend, Goku."
Goku smiled. "C'mon Krillin, let's train some more."
Day 52 - Goku shows Krillin the bible, they spend time reading it together.
Day 53 - Goku recites the Lord's prayer. "Our father, who art in heaven, hollow be thy name, thy kingdom come, thy will be done on Earth, as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily bread and forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us. And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from the evil one. Amen."
Krillin sighs. "Yep, Goku's crazy alright."
Day 54 - A mermaid with the words Pie Pie on her shirt arrives on Master Roshi's island. "I need water!" She yells.
Goku gives her a cup of water. "Why are you here, miss?" he asks.
"I... uh..." She's lost for words.
Krillin chuckles. "She's kinda pretty, too bad she's a mermaid."
"I take offense to that!" Pie Pie yells.
"Calm down, tell us what you want." Goku said.
"Well, if you really want to know... I want a son." Pie Pie said.
Goku looked confused. "Where do babies come from?"
Bulma chuckled. "From a women's belly, Goku."
Goku smiled. "I have an idea! Why don't you have a son for her, Bulma?"
"W-What!? Goku are you mad? I'm still just a teenager! I mean... were just too young for that, Goku." Bulma said.
Goku smiled. "Wait... maybe Chi-Chi has a baby now."
"W-What!? The Ox King's daughter? Why would she have a baby, Goku?" Bulma asked.
"Because I fucked her..." Goku said, having been taught bad words by Launch.
Bulma looked shocked. "Goku... are you serious?"
Goku nodded. "It was an accident... we were fighting and I got too excited..."
"Don't... just don't... Goku." Bulma said as she walked away.
Krillin chuckled. "Man, Goku... you always so stupid? You shouldn't had told her that."
Bulma then sat on the beach. "Oh, Goku... I just don't understand you anymore. Do you really love me? I mean... your still so young... I guess I'll have to just... be patient." Bulma said to herself.
Goku then went to sit next to her. "I'm sorry, Bulma."
"I don't want to hear it, Goku! You have a responsibility now to go see Chi-Chi again and apologize to her." Bulma said.
Goku nodded. "Okay, I'll do just that. Sorry again, Bulma."
"Just go, Goku." Bulma said.
Day 55 - Goku arrives at the Ox King's castle. The king isn't too happy to see Goku again. "You got my little girl pregnant, Goku!" The Ox King yelled.
Then Chi-Chi walked down the stairs, she was wearing a long pink dress and her belly was big. "G-Goku! Your back!"
Goku smiled. "Hi Chi-Chi... I'm sorry about what happened before between us."
Chi-Chi smiled. "Are you kidding, Goku! This is the best thing ever! Were gonna be a family now."
The Ox King nodded. "You will marry my daughter, Goku, in ten days! Or else I'll have to use my big ax on you!" The Ox King threatened.
Goku sighed. "Do I have to? I wanna get married with Bulma though..."
Chi-Chi looked angry at him. "Your mine, Goku! And that's final!" Chi-Chi yelled.
Goku sighed. "I guess I have no choice then."
Day 65 - Goku is married with Chi-Chi now.
Day 66 - Goku runs away from the Ox King's castle and returns to Bulma at night.
"Goku! Where have you been? I've been so worried about you." Bulma said.
Goku was crying. "It was so terrible, Bulma! The things she made me do..."
"Goku calm down! Tell me what happened." Bulma said.
"S-She made me marry her... then she... oh God! It was horrible." Goku said in tears.
Bulma sighed. "Your not going back to her, Goku! It's clear to him that you've learned your lesson now! As punishment, your gonna spend the whole night licking my feet!"
Goku smiled. "I love you feet, Bulma."
"This is a punishment, Goku! Your not suppose to enjoy it." Bulma said as she crushed Goku's face with her feet.
Day 67 - Goku wonders if he'll ever see Chi-Chi again and his baby.
Then Chi-Chi arrives at Master Roshi's island. "Where is he! Where is my Goku at!" Chi-Chi yelled.
"Oh, no! She found me." Goku said as he hid himself in a closet.
"Where are you, Goku! Stop hiding and face me like a man!" Chi-Chi yelled.
Then Krillin walked over. "Sorry, but Goku isn't here right now. He and Bulma took a vacation to west city, they'll be gone for months." Krillin said.
Chi-Chi sighed. "I guess I'll have to go to West City and find Goku, then I'll kill Bulma and take him back by force! Ha Ha Ha." Chi-Chi said as she left the island.
Goku came out of the closet and hugged Krillin. "You saved my life, Krillin! I owe you one."
Krillin smiled. "Just looking out for a bro."
Day 68 - Goku makes out with Bulma, then she punishes him a little more, then they eat, then Goku and Krillin continue training, then they eat again, then Goku and Bulma watch a funny video on the internet, then Goku trains with Krillin some more, then they have dinner, then Goku sleeps with Bulma in their bed, then Roshi sneaks into their room at night and takes Bulma's panties.
Day 69 - Bulma finds out who took her panties and punches Roshi in the face, breaking his glasses.
Day 70 - Bulma thinks it's time that she brought Goku to meet her parents. "C'mon, Goku! We've been dating for over two months now! You have to meet my parents, if were gonna get serious about this relationship."
Goku sighed. "Okay, Bulma... let's go."
They arrived to Capsule Corp. Dr. Briefs and his wife came out to greet Goku. "You must be Son Goku, our little Bulma has told us so much about you." he said shaking Goku's hand.
Goku smiled. "Yeah, nice to meet you sir. I really love your daughter so much."
Dr. Briefs smiled. "Is that so? Well, tell me then, Son Goku... will you marry my daughter when your all grown up?" he asked.
"Well, uh, you see... I'm already marri-" Bulma put her hand on Goku's mouth.
"Of course he's gonna marry me dad! Let's not talk about that anymore and let's go eat, okay." Bulma said.
Dr. Briefs smiled. "Well splendid! Let's go eat."
Then after eating and getting to know each other, everyone went to sleep at Capsule Corp. Little did they know that Chi-Chi had found them at last. She snuck into their kitchen and hid under the table until the next day.
Day 71 - Everyone sits at the table to have breakfast. Chi-Chi grabs Goku's by the balls and threatens to cut them off if he doesn't excuse himself. " I have to use the restroom... uh..."
"Tell them to give you a backpack so you can put me in it." Chi-Chi whispered to him.
"B-But..."
"Goku I'll rip your fucking balls off!" Chi-Chi threatens.
"Huh? Are you okay, Goku?" Bulma asked.
Goku nodded. "Can I have a backpack..."
"What for, Goku?" Bulma asked.
"Throw up your food on your shirt, Goku." Chi-Chi said.
"Why are you acting so weird for, Goku?" Bulma asked.
Goku then tries his best to throw up his food on his shirt, but only wets it a little bit. "Uh... my shirt is wet... can I have a backpack to put it in?" Goku asked.
Bulma chuckled. "Just take it off and place it on the counter, Goku."
Chi-Chi looked angry. "Tell her to fuck off and give you the backpack!"
"B-But..."
"Do it, Goku! Or I'll cut them off! I swear I will! I already have a baby from you." Chi-Chi said.
"B-Bulma... fuck you..." Goku said.
"What manners!" Dr. Briefs said in anger standing up. "It's clear to me that you don't love my daughter! Now leave, Goku."
Goku ran out the house. "Oh, crap baskets! She found me..."
Bulma came chasing out behind him. "Goku! What was that all about?"
"Bulma she found me!" Goku yelled.
"Who found you?" Bulma asked.
Chi-Chi then appeared behind them and shot a blast at Bulma, which Goku quickly got in front of. "Damn it, Goku! Your my husband!" Chi-Chi yelled.
Goku held his bleeding arm tightly. "Your crazy, Chi-Chi! Bulma run! I'll handle her."
Bulma nodded. "Right... I'll go get the police."
Chi-Chi evilly smiled. "Your coming home with me, Goku!"
Goku aimed out his other hand. "Ka... me... ha... me..."
"You wouldn't dare kill me! I have our baby in my stomach!" Chi-Chi yelled.
Goku smirked. "I don't care! KAMAHAMEHA!" Goku blew her up.
"Jesus Christ! What happened here?" Dr. Briefs asked as he walked out of Capsule Corp.
Goku sighed. "The nightmare is over..." Goku said as he fell unconscious from all the blood lost from his hand.
Day 365 - Goku wakes up at a hospital. "Huh? Where am I?" Goku asked.
Bulma smiled as she stood up from her chair. "Yay! Goku you finally woke up!"
"B-Bulma... how long has it been?" Goku asked.
"A few months... I've been by your side this whole time." Bulma said as she hugged him.
Goku smiled. "I love you, Bulma."
To be continued.
A/N: Alright so here's the deal, I'll be updating this chapter every day with more stuff until we reach Day 365. Then I'll make the next chapter. I know it's a bit lazy of me, but I really wanna make this chapter long and funny, and really give a sense as to how Goku and Bulma's relationship grows from friendship to love. So please stick with it till Day 365. So if it hasn't reached that day yet, just come back later.
Update: Okay, so I decided to skip a few months with Goku going into a short coma. I hope everyone liked how things turned out.
Please review! Thank you for reading my story.
Power Levels -
Goku - 122
Krillin - 88
Bulma - 5
Goku after training - 255
Krillin after training - 233
Next up is the first tournament! Stay tuned.