"I'm your lover!? Who are you?" Goku asked.

"Before I reveal myself, let me tell you my whole story. It all went to shit when your brother Raditz arrived on Earth in a few years from now." Shin said as a flashback of the future began.

After Goku defeated the evil king Piccolo with no mercy this time. Goku married Bulma and had their son named Trunks. They lived happily in Capsule Corp and Goku trained and read the bible with Krillin and Bulma. All three of them became insanely strong, and they even trained with the future warriors Bra and Trunks.

One day before Goku defeated Piccolo, Bulma decided she wanted to become a Saiyan like Goku so they could have even more fun in bed and of course so that she could get even stronger with the zenkai boosts. So they gathered the dragon balls and wished for her to become a Saiyan.

Then Goku also met Suno and Eighter in his journey and became friends with them as they fought the red ribbon army. With Arale's help, they won and destroyed the red ribbon army.

Then Goku had an affair with Suno and they had a daughter named Karina. Bulma found out about Goku's betrayal and kicked him out of Capsule Corp. So Goku lived a rather poor life with Suno and Karina, but they were very happy together.

That all changed when Raditz appeared at their home. "Come out Kakarot, I've come for you!"

Goku walked out with his wife and daughter. "Who are you?" Goku asked.

Raditz smirked. "I am your older brother Raditz, but a better question is... wait, is that your brat? No, you didn't... you mated with an earthling!? Kakarot are you insane!"

"Hey, at least I have a woman." Goku said.

Raditz looked angry. "You dare mock me! So what if I don't have a woman yet! I work hard for a living selling planets to Frieza! While you haven't done shit with your life!"

Goku chuckled. "I'll have you know I work hard as a farmer."

"A farmer!? Are you fucking kidding me! No, I won't argue with you anymore! Clearly being with these earthlings has made you soft! Now your gonna die!"

Goku chuckled. "Come at me bro."

Raditz attempted to hit Goku, but Goku easily blocked it and then wooped his ass with ease. "Is that all you got?" Goku asked as he kicked Raditz to the curve.

Raditz looked at his scouter. "100778... no, the scouter must be broken..."

Goku chuckled. "I've been training my whole life with Super Saiyan's, I may not be one yet, but I'm damn close to it."

"W-What... Super Saiyans!? No way... this is all unexpected..." Raditz said as he clicked a button on his scouter. "Vegeta did you hear? He says their are Super Saiyan's on the planet and he has an insane power level of 100778."

"He's lying, you fool! Raditz we've decided you and your brother are a complete waste of our time! Don't come back, we'll tell Frieza your both dead." Vegeta said.

Nappa chuckled. "You should be happy, weakling, were gonna let you and Kakarot have a nice and cozy life together. But make no mistake, were gonna tell Frieza all about the Earth and someday he'll send us to conquer it!"

Raditz gulped. "So... I'm free then..."

Goku looked happy. "You can live with me, so long as you behave around my wife and daughter. Is that clear? The moment you try and do something to them, I'll blast you to pieces. Am I clear?"

Raditz nodded. "Yes, brother... your clear and... thank you."

Goku smiled. "I can tell your in need of a family. Go on Karina, hug your uncle Raditz."

Karina hugged Raditz. " Can we fight?" Karina asked.

"W-What! Your just a mere toddler! Like I could lose to you." Raditz said.

Then Karina kicked his ass.

The years quickly passed and then the androids appeared to face Goku. At this point, Goku had already become a Super Saiyan and defeated them easily.

"I'm gonna spare your lifes androids, but let me be clear, if you ever try to hurt anyone again. I'll destroy you." Goku said as he let them go.

A year later, Android 18 came to visit Goku. "I want to train with you! I want to get stronger, please train me, Son Goku." Android 18 asked.

"Okay, we can train. Karina needs a new sparring partner. Raditz is too weak for her now." Goku said.

Then as the years went by, Goku and Android 18 became very close, since Suno couldn't keep up with their training, she was only human after all.

"Son Goku... I want you..." Android 18 said.

"Huh? What do you want from me?" Goku asked.

Android 18 smiled. "I love you, Goku."

"W-What!? Wait a minute, your cool and all, but Suno's my wife..." Goku said.

Android 18 sighed. "I'll make you some chicken if you let me kiss you."

Goku smiled. "Well... we have known each other for a long time, so I guess one kiss won't hurt."

That was the beginning of the end. Karina found out all about Goku and 18's affair and told her mother. So Suno and Karina left Goku.

Then Trunks began to blow up a bunch of cities. So Goku went to see him. "Trunks... why are you attacking the city?" Goku asked.

Trunks wickedly smiled. "Because I want to kill them all!"

Then Bra arrived. "That's not the same Trunks we know, Goku!"

"W-What!? But they look exactly alike." Goku said.

Bra sighed. "He's the son you abandoned with Bulma... he's grown insane without a father."

Goku couldn't believe his ears. "Trunks... I'm sorry."

Trunks chuckled. "You were never there for me! I had to blow up these cities just to get your attention! I hate you! I want to kill you!"

"Calm down, Trunks! Let's talk about this for a minute." Goku said.

Trunks chuckled. "I'm done talking! When you die, I'll piss on your grave and laugh!"

"You don't mean that, son. Look I'm sorr-" Goku was cut off as Trunks blew a hole into his heart. "N-No... I can't die like this..." Goku said as he fell unto the dust.

Then Bulma arrived. "Trunks what have you done! He's your father!"

Trunks chuckled. "He ain't my father anymore. You can forgive him, but I won't. I'm done here, and don't try to find me, or I'll kill you too mom." Trunks said as he flew away.

"B-Bulma... am I really dying..." Goku said as he held her hand close to him.

"Hush, Goku... you'll be in heaven soon..." Bulma said as tears began to form in her eyes.

"B-Bulma... is see the light... I shouldn't never had betrayed you like I did... Trunks wouldn't had grown evil... we could had been a family..." Goku said as he began to see a big white light.

Bulma kissed Goku. "I'll always love you, Goku... too bad you killed Piccolo back then... I know you did it to save my life... but man I wish we could've gone back in time to fix that mistake."

Goku chuckled. "I made too many mistakes Bulma, even Suno hates me now... I lost my daughter too... and now I've lost everything... Bulma... make me a promise..."

"What is it, Goku?" Bulma asked.

"Change the future."

Flashback End: "And then I build a time machine and came here, to the time I knew I could make everything better." Shin said as she ripped her coat off, revealing her long blue hair, her tight black jeans, a green scouter and a blue jacket which was identical to the one Trunks wore. It was Bulma.

"N-No fucking way... Bulma." Goku said.

Bulma nodded. "I'm back my love, now let's make things better."

Bulma in the stand couldn't believe her eyes. "No way... that's me!"

Master Roshi got a boner. "Damn... you aged well Bulma."

Krillin nodded. "Goku... you lucky bastard."

To be continued.

A/N: Now there's two Bulma's. Makes you wonder how things will go now. I hope you all enjoy how things turned out in this Bulma's timeline.

Originally I was gonna make Frieza come and kill everyone, but I thought an evil version of Trunks would be better.

Stay tuned for more!