The next day, Bulma took Goku out to eat at a fancy restaurant. The female worker had huge boobs and came to get their order. Needless to say, Goku was drooling like an idiot and not on the menu. "Goku stop starring at her! She's a human being, have a little respect!" Bulma yelled.

"Okay... mommy." Goku got slapped for saying that.

Bulma sighed. "This is gonna be too much work for me... I'll need some help... who do I know that can control Goku? Someone who made Goku get scared... a woman with a strong attitude... ox... king... Chi-Chi... huh, I wonder... Goku did Chi-Chi ever scare you?"

Goku looked horrified. "She tried to cut my balls off, Bulma... and then she got me hospitalized... and she did really bad things to me when we were married for a day... unspeakable things... Why do you ask?" Goku asked.

Bulma smiled. "Oh, no reason... now how about we go gather the dragon balls?" Bulma asked as she secretly planned to use them to wish Chi-Chi back to life, she knew that Chi-Chi had been the only one to have really threatened Goku's whole mind. If anyone could set Goku straight, it would be Chi-Chi.

"But they won't be active for another year." Goku said.

Bulma smirked. "Then let's change that shall we? You see, Goku, in my spare time I worked on a project to make the dragon balls work permanently at any time. You would still have to look for them, but at least they won't turn to useless stones anymore. So I brought that device with me, all I have to do is inject the dragon balls with this serum I have in my pockets, then we'll be able to use them at any time."

"Your a genius, Bulma! Let's go hunt down the dragon balls. Now I'm excited." Goku said.

Bulma smiled. "Ahh, shit, I just remembered. This is the journey where you meet that red head cow Suno. We'll have to wait a little while before we go searching. That should give us enough time for the red ribbon army to kill Suno and her family."

"That's so evil, Bulma." Goku said.

Bulma chuckled. "Oh, I'm sure the girl will be fine... maybe."

Goku sighed. "What would you say, if I told you that I really would never cheat on you again, I'm serious."

Bulma chuckled. "I'd say kids lie all the time."

Goku sighed. "How long are we supposed to wait?"

"We'll give it a month or two. Now we'll share some good moments. Let's go watch a movie at the theaters." Bulma said taking Goku by the hand.

"Yay." Goku said.

The next day, Future Bulma takes Goku to the park with her puppy Sol. "Goku don't hurt the puppy." Bulma said as she saw Goku throwing her dog up and down.

"Uh, what are we gonna do here?" Goku asked.

"Were gonna take little Sol out for a walk. If she takes a dump, your cleaning it with this paper towel." Bulma said handing over a few paper towels to Goku.

"But I don't wanna!" Goku cried.

Bulma chuckled. "I forgot you didn't have any parents to teach you anything. Hmm... maybe we should wish them back to life. Bra told me they were very good people in the other timeline she was in before..."

Goku smiled. "Heck ya we should! I wanna meet my dad and mom."

Bulma smiled. "Yes, and what better people to raise you, but I still think wishing back Chi-Chi first would be a good idea though."

"W-What!? Were gonna wish that crazy woman back to life! No! I refuse!" Goku shouted.

Bulma looked scared at seeing all the people starring at them from afar. "Calm down, Goku!"

"No! Not Chi-Chi! Anything but that! Please Bulma! No! No! No! NOOOOOO!" Goku kept yelling.

Bulma slapped him hard. "Shut your mouth, Goku!"

"Someone help! This isn't my mom! She's trying to kidnapp me and sell me into sex slavery! Someone please help me!" Goku shouted, as then people nearby got out their cell phones and called the police.

"Oh, you motherfucker..." Bulma said as she was arrested.

Goku then flew back to Master Roshi's island. There he saw the younger Bulma smoking weed with Launch. "Bulma! I'm so sorry for leaving with the older you! I love you so much more!" Goku shouted as he embraced Bulma in a hug. Then he saw that Launch's hair was yellow again. "Hi... uh... Launch."

Launch wickedly smiled. "Want some weed, Goku?"

"C-Can I really try some, Bulma?" Goku asked.

"Whatever, I'm too blazed to even give a damn anymore, Krillin." Bulma said, her eyes were so red.

Goku smiled. "Yay! Hey, where's Krillin at?" Goku asked as he took the bong and began to take a big gulf. "W-What... what is this funny feeling... why is Bulma glowing?"

Launch chuckled. "It's your first time kid, just take it easy."

Goku took another big hit. "W-What! I see... clowns... and a dog... wait is that Sol? Huh... Bulma?"

"You little bastard! I had to pay one million zenie just to get bail and... oh, no... Goku... are you getting high with younger me and that crazy bitch Launch! Stop! You stupid head!" Bulma yelled taking the bong away from Goku.

"Bulma... I love you..." Goku said.

Future Bulma sighed. "It will pass, Goku... just don't ever do it again! You'll mess up your brain, plus your a Saiyan, so weed might affect you differently." Bulma said.

Goku then turned into a Super Saiyan. "Kill all humans!" Goku shouted as he attacked Bulma.

"Shit Goku! Get control over yourself! Your just really fucking high right now!" Future Bulma yelled as she blocked a heavy kick from Goku.

"Kill all humans!" Goku shouted.

Bulma sighed. "Guess I have no choice then, time to go Super." Bulma said she transformed into a Super Saiyan 2.

"Woah, Super Saiyan Bulma..." Goku said as he stopped attacking and powered down. "I'm so sorry, Bulma! I don't know what got over me... I would never kill all humans." Goku said, crying.

Future Bulma sighed. "I guess the weed made your Saiyan blood awakened, that would explain your transformation and why you wanted to kill all humans for no reason."

Goku nodded. "I will never get high again!"

"Never say never bud." Launch said.

"Oh, shut up, you crazy whore!" Future Bulma yelled at her. "Now Goku, let's go home. In one month were gonna go get the dragon balls and were wishing your parents back to life first, then we'll wish Chi-Chi back to life later.

Goku dreaded the day he would meet Chi-Chi again.

One month later, Goku and Future Bulma traveled the world. They killed General Tao, then they blew up a huge robot. They killed Pilaf who was trying to find the dragon balls too, but they spared the dog and Mai. Then they saw that Suno's home was empty, meaning that she and her parents somehow escaped the red ribbon army. And finally, they killed General Blue and Red. Then they met Arale. She challenged Bulma to a fight.

"C'mon kid, I'm far stronger than you." Future Bulma said.

Arale chuckled. "I'm not a kid, I'm an android silly."

Bulma chuckled. "Your an android? Then you must be pretty strong. Tell me, did Dr. Gero create you?" Bulma asked.

"No, Dr. Slump did. Wanna meet him?" Arale asked.

Bulma nodded. "Sure... but what about our fight?" Bulma asked.

"That can wait for later. Come with me to my village, Dr. Slump will love to meet you and Goku." Arale said as she led the way to her village.

Bulma smiled. "This kid is just like you, Goku! I sense no evil in her heart."

"Androids have no heart, silly." Arale said.

Bulma chuckled. "Actually, they do... Android 18's feelings for Goku prove that to me."

Arale chuckled. "Well maybe your right... but I don't feel any heart beat on my chest."

Bulma chuckled. "Maybe you don't have a heart, but definitely a soul." Bulma said.

Arale smiled. "I sure hope so, I wanna go to heaven when I die someday."

"You will Arale, you will..." Bulma said.

They then arrived to Dr. Slump's lab. "Wow, Arale, you brought me a monkey boy and a hot babe."

Bulma blushed. "Shut up, old man! Now tell me how you created Arale."

"What! You want me to show you all my secrets! Okay, I will." Dr. Slump said as he showed Bulma how to build an android piece by piece. It took a few days until Bulma finally understood how to create a living android.

"Wow, so that's how you can create them... so cool! Not even I would had learned such a thing! I'm gonna make my own androids someday too. Thank you, Dr. Slump." Bulma said.

"Just remember the main ingredients, sugar, spice and everything nice." Dr. Slump said.

Bulma chuckled. "Of course, Dr. Slump. Thank you for everything. C'mon Goku, it's time that we summon up the dragon to wish your parents back to life.

Bulma placed all seven dragon balls on the ground right outside Penguin Village. "Come out Shenron and grant our wish!" Bulma called out the eternal dragon.

"I will grant you any one wish." Shenron said.

"We want to bring back to life Goku's parents." Bulma said.

"I'm afraid I can't do that wish, for their planet was destroyed years ago." Shenron said.

"Then bring their planet back and them too." Bulma said.

Shenron's eyes glowed. "Your wish has been granted, farewell." Shenron said as he left and scattered the dragon balls all across the world.

Bulma smiled. "Wait... dang it! I should had also wished for them to be teleported here! I swear I'm so stupid sometimes..."

Goku chuckled. "Don't beat yourself up about it, Bulma. We can just go find the dragon balls again."

Bulma smiled. "Were off to another journey then!"

And so Goku and Bulma tracked the first dragon ball in a desert, where they met Yamcha again. "Oh, him again..." Bulma glared at Yamcha menacingly.

Yamcha recognized her. "B-Bulma Briefs... but your an old lady now... how did that happen?"

Bulma punched him in the face. "Who you calling an old lady, you good for nothing loser!" Bulma shouted as she stomped him on the ground.

Goku sighed. "Bulma your gonna kill the poor guy, were not murderers!"

Bulma stomped Yamcha's brains out. "Damn it... I let my Saiyan rage over take me... I guess we'll just have to also wish that punk back to life too."

Goku sighed. "I get the feeling this is gonna be a long journey."

To be continued.

A/N: The journey has only just begun! Stay tuned for more.