Ragnorak then found the next dragon ball in Ranfan's possession. "Who might you be, handsome?" Ranfan asked.
Ragnorak grabbed her by the arm. "I am Ragnorak!" Ragnorak then pushed her down on the ground and began to touch her legs, then he moved up and placed his head on her chest. "Were gonna do it here out on the open!" Ragnorak shouted as he ripped her purple shirt off.
Ranfan blushed. "Take it easy, honey." Ranfan said trying to pull herself away from the perverse Saiyan.
Ragnorak then placed her legs on his shoulders. "Let's do this!"
"Wait! Put on a condom first!" Ranfan shouted.
Then Bulma and Chi-Chi appeared right behind the huge Saiyan, the latter one with a frying pan in her hands.
"Ahh, shit... Bulma I can explain." Ragnorak said as he stopped himself from almost fucking Ranfan.
"Get him, Chi-Chi." Bulma said as she unleashed the wrath of Chi-Chi.
Ragnorak then ran for his life. "I'm sorry! It's just my Saiyan urges! Please stop chasing me, Chi-Chi!"
Meanwhile, on Planet Vegeta.
"My queen, I've invited all the strongest Saiyan's for the tournament." Tora said.
Fasha smiled. "What are their names?"
"Bardock, Gine, Bra, Broly, Cheelai, Kisha, Vegeta, and Gine's younger sister, Hanasia." Tora said.
Fasha smiled. "Gine has a sister?" she asked.
Tora nodded. "Yes, Hanasia was born not long before Planet Vegeta was destroyed. She is 12 years old and has a power level of 300 Million, it isn't much compared to the others."
"It's still pretty impressive for a twelve year old. Okay, we'll start the tournament in 7 days. Now come and lick my feet, slave." Fasha said.
Tora nodded. "I only live to please you, my queen."
Meanwhile, back on Earth. Goku and Raditz had finished gathering all the dragon balls with both Bulma and Chi-Chi at their side.
"Come out Shenron, and grant our wish!" Goku shouted, a few minutes after his fusion with Raditz had ended, and he had gotten his balls crushed by Bulma and Chi-Chi.
"I will grant you any three wishes." Shenron said.
"W-What!? Three wishes?" Goku asked wondering what had happened to cause this change.
Bulma smiled. "I made a device to increase the number of wishes the dragon can make! I sure am a genius." Bulma said feeling so proud of herself.
Goku smiled. "Shenron! Give Raditz back his voice!"
"Your wish has been granted. Now name your next wish." Shenron said.
Raditz smiled as he felt his mouth begin to open up. "Dragon! Make me and Kakarot, and his whole family immortal!"
"I'm afraid I only have enough power to make one person immortal at a time." Shenron said.
Raditz sighed. "That's good enough. Make me and Kakarot immortal!"
Shenron eyes glowed as he granted the wishes. "All three wishes have been granted, farewell." Shenron said as he left.
Goku then felt his whole body change from the inside. "Wow, I guess I'm never gonna die."
Raditz smiled. "Kakarot... we have eternal life now! You don't need these pathetic earthlings anymore! Come with me back to Planet Vegeta! A better life waits for you there." Raditz said.
"Raditz... I can't leave..." Goku said.
Bulma nodded. "He's my husband! There's no way I'm gonna let him leave with you!"
Raditz sighed. "So be it... God did tell me that if I left with you, Kakarot... we would never enter the kingdom of heaven. So stay here, Kakarot... and enjoy your life with these humans... Goodbye brother." Raditz said as he hugged Goku.
"N-No Raditz... please don't leave." Goku said.
Raditz sighed. "A lot has happened since I first came here. You've got no idea how happy I am to have met you, little brother. Take care of yourself, and stop cheating on your wife Bulma." Raditz said as he flew away to get on his space pod and leave. But before that, he went to his house to see Esther and the kids.
"R-Raditz! You've returned to me." Esther said.
Raditz smiled. "I'm taking a trip back to my home. I'll be back someday. Take care of the boys."
"B-But your just gonna abandoned us! Why!?" Esther asked.
Raditz smiled. "My destiny lies on Planet Vegeta. I won't be gone long, I promise."
Esther smiled. "Okay, I understand. Goodbye."
Raditz smirked as he saw both his sons sleeping in there beds. "I'm gonna miss you my boys." Raditz said as then he left towards Planet Vegeta.
7 days later. The tournament began on planet Vegeta.
Fasha smiled as she saw every Saiyan on Planet Vegeta gathering around the big arena. "The first match has been decided! It will be between Broly and Bra."
Broly fell in love with Bra at first sight, but he was too shy to say anything to her.
Bra smiled. "So your the legendary Super Saiyan we came here to face! Let me see your power!"
Broly smirked. "You've asked for it!"
Cheelai smiled. "Show her hell, Broly!"
Then a spaceship appeared in the sky.
"Lord Cooler we have arrived on Planet Vegeta." Ginyu said bowing down to the last remaining frost demon.
"Today I avenge my father and Frieza." Cooler said. "I have been training hard for this day! I shall destroy the Saiyan race once and for all!"
Cooler then transformed into a golden form just like Frieza's.
Fasha checked her scouter. "What the!" the scouter then blew up. "Whoever is on that spaceship has a power level of over 1 Quintillion. Were gonna have to pause the tournament to see who this is! Everyone get ready!" Fasha shouted at the Saiyan race.
"All hail Queen Fasha!"
To be continued.
A/N: Thank you -ricardo for actually reading through this story. And yeah, expect more craziness to come!
Reviews are always welcomed. I always take criticism well. If anyone wants to see certain other characters like Tights, let me know!
