Author's Note: Hard to believe that it took nearly a year for me to finally get around to updating this. I'm sorry for those of you who were waiting. I'm just glad that I'm finally doing this.
One thing to note: CalvinFujii has provided me with one of his OCs to use as Destiny Destroyer's enemy in this chapter. Truly, it was the hardest part about this chapter. Glad that this happened.
In the next chapter, we get introduced to a certain pop star. Should Destiny fight her, or perhaps one of her crewmates, or someone else? I'm always open for ideas.
Any and all comments are welcome.
Destiny entered the IMP office turning her shoulder from its stiffness. She walked past Loona who was just reading her magazine and sat in the meeting room right across of Millie and Moxxie.
"Hey, Des!" Millie greeted.
"Hola." Destiny replied.
"We caught your match last night on the web." Moxxie said. "It was… exciting to say the least."
"What my husband means is, we really liked it." Millie said.
Destiny smiled with pride. "Well, it wasn't easy facing off against someone three times my size. But then again, I do enjoy a challenge. So where's Jefe?"
"Blitzo's in his office." Millie said.
"He came in with little puppets of me and Millie, so I'm afraid of what he might be fantasizing in there." Moxxie said. "By the way, Destiny, I've been meaning to ask you something. You always come to work wearing that mask even though you're not wrestling. You ever think about taking it off?"
"No. This mask signifies my pride as a luchadora. If I take it off in public, it would be a great dishonor."
"Last night, you ripped off the horn of your opponent's head and pit it on your own to mock her." Moxxie said. "What about you is honorable?"
"It's still tradition." Destiny said.
"M&M, Double D, get in here!" Blitzo's voice echoed from his office as if it came fro ma megaphone. "We're going to Loo Loo Land.
Moxxie walked over to Blitzo's door and opened it. "Loo Loo Land?"
Millie then broke through the door window with sparkling eyes. "Loo Loo Land?!"
"Loo Loo Land?" Destiny asked.
"Loo Loo Land!" Blitzo exclaimed.
"SHUT THE EFF UP!" Loona shouted from afar.
"So let me get this straight." Destiny said as the company van began to approach Loo Loo Land, a theme park in terrible condition. "Prince Stolas is our sponsor? How did we get one?"
"Truthfully, Blitzo slept with him in exchange for us using his spellbook to travel to the human world." Moxxie asked.
Destiny looked on over to where the prince in question was sitting wearing his Loo Loo Land outfit. His daughter, Octavia, sat next to him full of discomfort.
"So why are we here?" Destiny asked.
"Because Stolas is paying us to watch him and his daughter during their day here." Blitzo said from the driver's seat. "Rest assured, I'm going to be professional about this."
"Oh, I do love how you act like a tough imp." Stolas flirted much to his daughter's chagrin.
After parking, everyone exited the van and escorted the demon prince and his daughter through the park gates.
"Now remember," Blitzo told Stolas, "This is work and work only. Me and my crew are not here to satisfy your perverted bird needs, alright? If you try effing my little ass in my park, I swear to…"
"You are so cute when you're serious." Stolas said.
Octavia groaned in disgust. "I'm literally going to be sick."
"Oh, crumbs! I knew today would be a lot!" Moxxie said going through his bag. "What do you need? Antacids? Ibuprofen? Morphine?"
"That was figurative, old man." Octavia said before walking beside Destiny. The luchadora chuckled at Moxxie's sheepish behavior.
"Good work getting that little bitch with his foot in his mouth."
"Whatever." Octavia said.
Destiny noticed Octavia's grumpy attitude. "I take it you're not having a good time here."
"It wasn't my idea to even be here. It was my dumb dad's." Octavia confessed. "And to make matters worse, he's just going to keep flirting with that homewrecker."
"Si. I kinda get it." Destiny nodded.
"Hey there!" Everyone turned to the apple-looking mascot that made Moxxie scream just by arriving. "I'm Loo Loo! Welcome to Loo Loo Land! If you get hurt here, just try and sue us!"
"Look, Via! It's Loo Loo!" Stolas said excidedly
"I have a question." Octavia said.
"Well, ask away, little girlie." The mascot laughed.
"Is it true that this park is just a really shameless spin-off of Luciver's far more popular Lu Lu World?"
"…No."
"This place reeks of insecure corporate shame."
Stolas chuckled nervously and lead his daughter away. "Why don't we check out the rides?"
Before leaving, Octavia gave one last command. "Hey, Destiny Destroyer, if you can, piledrive that costumed creep!"
"That chick's creepy." The mascot said.
"Wait til her dad starts to diddle your holes." Blitzo said.
"What does that mean?" the mascot asked.
"Don't talk to me!" Moxxie yelled out. "I know you're a pervert under there!" He walked away from him with Millie.
The mascot hung his head in shame. "Yeah." His eyes then caught Destiny being approached by a family of imps, complete with a mother, a father, a girl, and two babies.
"Excuse me," said the mother, "Did I just hear that owl girl call you Destiny Destroyer? Are you really the wrestler?"
Destiny smiled proudly. "Si. That is me."
"We're big fans of yours." Said the father imp. "Could you give each of us autographs?"
"Why not?" Destiny shrugged.
While the luchadora was signing autographs, the mascot walked away to the big tent at the center of town.
After sitting down in the backstage area of the tent he just entered, the mascot removed his costume to let out his sweat. To his left, he saw a black-and-white jester robot resting. To his right, a demoness sat in front of her mirror applying makeup.
The demoness was a tall polecat with a curvaceous figure, slender but strong limbs, dragon wings that had crimson and periwinkle feathers, green eyes, a silver nose ring, and pale brown fur. She wore a skimpy harlequin suit in blue-and-white, pink leathery high heels, an indigo busier, and a light green g-string thong.
The polecat demon saw the imp who got out of the mascot costume. "Oh. Hello, Todd."
"I'm Marcus. You fired Todd, remember?"
"Oh, right. I got him fired because he failed to tell the park guests that I worked here."
"Oh, shit." Marcus gasped silently realizing his mistake.
"Yeah. Everyone should know that the beautiful and damn-sexy bombshell, Ignacia Brim, is doing a show right beside this robotic Fizzarolli." The polecat said brushing her fur on her head. "So what were they like when you told them?"
"I… Uh…" Marcus stammered to speak. Then, an idea hit his head. "Actually, they didn't get the chance to process the news."
Ignacia dropped her smile and turned ferociously toward the imp. "What was that?"
"It's not my fault. I assure you." Marcus lied. "I put on the Loo-Loo costume and told everyone who passed by. But just then, those news were completely overshadowed by another park guest. A Mexican wrestler named Destiny Destroyer drew the attention of everyone else."
"And this Destiny bitch is stealing my fans?" Ignacia asked.
"Yes, ma'am. There was a whole line of people for autographs right in front of me." That part wasn't a lie.
Ignacia shouted in anger and slammed her fist on a table breaking it in two. "Those ungrateful… Well, we'll see who's more popular by the end of the day. At today's show, I'll give the crowd a mother-effing dance they will never forget!"
Marcus let out a sigh of relief. His cover was safe.
Destiny followed Stolas and Octavia while Blitzo hid himself in different vantage points. Whenever any shady demon would try to approach the owl demons, the head imp would shoot at them and scare them off.
"So Jefe, where are Moxxie and Millie?" Destiny asked.
"I told them they could enjoy the rides while I take first watch." Blitzo answered. "You wanna go?"
Destiny scoffed. "As if. I've been to Lu Lu World, and they had an all-out brawl bar. The closest thing this bootleg park has to that is a punching machine that looks like it'll fall apart after one last blow. I might as well just stick around here. Tell me when you find some female kidnappers for me to fight."
"That's a promise." Blitzo said.
"Oh, look, Via!" Stolas yelled out as he pointed at the large tent at the center of the carnival. "You used to cry tears of joy at this show!"
"Oh, no!" Octavia muttered in fear.
"God, not that effing place." Blitzo grumbled.
"You been here?" Destiny asked.
"You could say that." Blitzo said. "It's main star is a robotic copy of the quote-unquote 'best jester in Hell', Fizzarolli. To me, he's nothing more than a sell-out asshole. I effing hate that clown."
"Oh, Blitzy!" Stolas called out. He was being carried by several imps who had his hands bound. "I need my bodyguard please!"
Blitzo rolled his eyes before shooting at one of the kidnappers. The rest ran away leaving Stolas behind.
After freeing Stolas, the four of them entered the tent. Destiny and Blitzo sat right behind Stolas and Octavia. The show then began and the lights started to dim.
"Let's see what this is all about." Destiny said crossing her arms.
"Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, implings." A robotic clown with a jester design declared as he sprang from behind the curtains. "It's me, the Robotic Fizzarolli! Shipped from Big Ozzie's factory to bring you a wonderful show celebrating Loo Loo Land, spelled with O's to avoid lawsuits! And here to celebrate with me, it's the beautiful, lovely, and damn sexy bombshell, Ignacia Brim!"
Right behind the Robo-Fizz, Ignacia extended her leg through the curtain before walking right out. She danced along the stage showing off her attractive features. She used her wings to fly around above the crowd.
"Hmm. She's new." Blitzo said.
"They allow someone like that to entertain kids at a theme park?" Stolas asked.
"Well, this is Hell." Destiny said. "And let's be honest, even living kids want to see a show like this."
When she was done with her routine, Ignacia landed next to Robo-Fizz and bowed to everyone.
"Enjoying the show, boys and girls? I know you do. After all, you're seeing me. And I guarantee, you'll have the best show in all the Seven Rings."
"Hit it!" Robo-Fizz ordered.
Suddenly, the curtain opened wide. Spotlights shined behind them focusing on poorly-made animatronics. Robo-Fizz sang to carnival music while Ignacia danced beside him.
Robo-Fizz:
Loo Loo Land
Loo Loo Land
Everyone sing along with the Loo Loo band
Every boy, every girl, every woman, every man
Loves Loo Loo Land
Loo Loo Land
Loo Loo Land
Everything is beautiful at Loo Loo Land
Ugly children holding hands
In Loo Loo Land
Everybody's friendly, and nobody is mean
No copyright infringement's ever seen
I have a dream
Ignacia Brim:
He has a dream
Robo-Fizz:
I'm here to tell
Ignacia Prim:
He's here to tell
Robo-Fizz:
About a magical, fantastic place called Loo Loo Land
Stolas was certainly enjoying the show. Blitzo and Destiny however were very indifferent. As for Octavia, she was bored and tormented out of her skull. She leaned her head back and pounded the seat next to her repeatedly.
Robo-Fizz:
COME SING ALONG WITH THE LOO LOO BAND
EVERY BOY, EVERY GIRL, EVERY WOMAN, EVERY MAN
LOVES LOO LOO LAND
The song ended with a surrounding applause. Blitzo caught a demon trying to stab Stolas, so he shot him down. The bullet scared most of the crowd from the stands. Stolas looked at his savior with lustful admiration.
"Oh, what magnificent aim you have, Blitzy."
"UGH!" Octavia burst out. She shot up to her feet and ran out of the tent. "I can't do this anymore!"
"Octavia!" Stolas called out chasing after her.
"Oh, shit. There goes our meal ticket." Blitzo said. "Come on, Destiny."
Destiny nodded and was about to leave with Blitzo, but before any of them could, one of the animatronics was thrown right in front of them. They were surprised, especially when they saw who threw it. Ignacia Brim stood at the stage with daggers shooting from her eyes.
"Did he just say Destiny?" she asked. "So you're Destiny Destroyer?"
"Yeah. Why? You want an autograph, chica?"
Ignacia growled. "NO! I'm the one who gives out autographs! I won't have you take away my spotlight!"
"Wow. Someone needs to cut back on the bitch juice." Blitzo said.
"Oh, and look who it is. It's Blitzo." Robo-Fizz said, emphasizing the O in Blitzo's name.
"The O is silent now, tin can!" Blitzo said.
"Aw. Just like your audience always was when you told your lazy jokes here." Robo-Fizz mocked.
"Por que?" Destiny asked. "Jefe, you used to work here?"
Blitzo grimaced. "I'd rather not talk about it."
"Only because you were the worst clown ever!" Robo-Fizz laughed.
"Bitch, I make more money killing people than you do being a cheap-ass robo ripoff of and overrated, sell-out jester!" Blitzo shot out.
"Oohoohoo! Someone's salty. Real or not though, people love me. Does anybody love you… Blitzo?"
"No, but I'm really good with guns now." Blitzo held up his rifle and loaded it. "DANCE, BITCH!" He began firing at the robot clown, but Robo-Fizz cartwheeled to dodge it. The two of them took their fight outside.
"Well, that was interesting." Destiny said. She turned back to the other star, only to get tackled herself. She and Ignacia rolled out of the tent right before it was set ablaze with green fire.
Destiny and Ignacia separated and faced each other while Robo-Fizz and Blitzo fought and destroyed the carnival all around them.
"So we're really doing this?" Destiny asked with a smirk. "Because if we are, I'm not complaining."
"You'll have plenty to complain about after I make you my bitch in front of all your so-called 'fans'." Ignacia said. "After I'm through with you, there will be no mistaking who the better star is."
"Are we gonna fight or are we gonna keep gossiping?" Destiny asked right before she ran right at Ignacia.
The luchadora threw a punch, but Ignacia sidestepped and slipped right behind her. She then jumped right onto her back and wrapped her arms around her neck and her legs around her stomach. She gave Destiny a couple of squeezes before releasing her neck. She then bent back to plant her hands on the ground and throw Destiny backwards in a suplex with her legs.
"Ta-da!" Ignacia cheered. "Didn't think I was more than just a super-hot dancer, did you?"
"Actually, I was hoping you for that." Destiny said getting up on one knee. "But you should know something, mami chula. This is Hell, where wrestlers are encouraged to fight dirty." She demonstrated her point by firing an uppercut between Ignacia's legs. The impact made the performer gasp and cross her legs.
With Ignacia stunned, Destiny jumped up to her feet and catch her in a bearhug. She lifted her up from the ground giving a very tight grip. But Ignacia Brim wasn't willing to give up that easily. She clapped her hands to the sides of Destiny's head and made her let go.
Though Ignacia was released, she didn't get on the ground yet. She wrapped her legs around Destiny's chest and stayed above her. She then fired a series of punches to Destiny's head making her stumble backwards. As soon as Destiny's back hit a game booth, Ignacia jumped off of her. She then twirled around like a ballerina before launching a kick strong enough to send Destiny right into the booth.
Ignacia jumped up to the carnival booth table to see Destiny trying to get up. She failed to do so as Ignacia jumped off and landed her knee onto her back. Ignacia grabbed Destiny's stunned head and held her up by her mask.
"Ready to admit how inferior you are to me, uggo?" Ignacia asked.
"Never, perra!" Destiny responded before shooting her head back hitting hard at Ignacia's face. Ignacia was knocked off in response to that. Destiny returned to her feet, picked Ignacia up by her skimpy harlequin suit and tossed her back out of the booth.
Destiny followed Ignacia out the booth and picked her up in a headlock. Squeezing tightly, Destiny ran right to a nearby cotton candy stand and opened up the cotton candy mixer. She turned it on and shoved Ignacia's face right inside. Ignacia flailed her arms and legs around, but her face kept getting covered with the swirling pile of cotton candy. When Destiny was done, she removed Ignacia from the machine and threw her to the ground. She then straddled on top of her laughing at her cotton candy covered face.
"Not only do you dress like a clown, you fight like one too?" Destiny laughed. She then cracked her knuckles. "Well, this has been fun, slut, but it's time to end this." She raised her fist before firing it right at Ignacia's face…
…But Ignacia stopped her by catching her upcoming fist. With a wicked smile, she caught Destiny by surprise with a sucker punch to knock her off. She then carried Destiny over her shoulder and spun her around before throwing her to a test-your-strength game. The luchadora laid right underneath the bell and struggled to pick herself up. Meanwhile, Ignacia approached the game and picked up the oversized hammer.
"Guess what, bitch. I can fight dirty too." Ignacia raised the hammer up over her head and slammed it down on the lever sending the puck up. But instead of the bell, the puck hit hard right between Destiny's legs.
The luchadora was completely stunned at the creative move used on her. She was about to fall to her knees when Ignacia prepared to swing again; this time, from the side. She swung her hammer right at Destiny sending her crashing right through the game and across the carnival ground.
When Destiny weakly raised her head up, she found herself right in front of a porta-potty with an open door. From there, she could smell the foul odor coming from beneath the seat. She was about to turn away, but Ignacia planted her butt right on top of Destiny's back and held her up by her horns wrenching them hard.
"You see that, loser?" Ignacia asked making sure I was looking at the porta-potty. "Consider that the ultimate humiliation. Once the people see me drown your ugly, mask-covered face with shit, they'll worship me like the goddess I am." The delusional polecat stood up and picked her enemy up to her knees. "See this, people? This is what a real celebrity does to a loser like…"
She stopped to look around. Surrounding her, all the games, rides, and tents were covered with green fire. But that wasn't the part she was focusing on.
"Where is everyone? They should all be here to see me waste this bitch! Surely, they can't all have left just because of a little bonfire!"
Ignacia's hesitation proved to be her fatal flaw. She gave Destiny enough time to regain her focus and strength. Destiny reached out and grabbed both sides of Ignacia's thong. Ignacia gasped, but she didn't stop her. The luchadora gripped the thong tightly and shot her hands up. Ignacia screamed in complete agony feeling her underwear lodge itself straight up between her legs in the most painful way possible.
Destiny let go of the thong only to push Ignacia forward into the porta-potty. She grabbed her head and harshly pushed it right through the seat. The gurgling sound meant that Destiny had completely submerged her opponent's head in toilet water, which stayed covering her head after Destiny pulled her out.
"Ew! Stinky! And I thought you smelled bad before!" Destiny said before spinning around. She fired a backfist right at Ignacia's face to knock her down. "And now, for the piece de resistance or something like that."
Destiny latched her claws right to the side of the porta-potty and climbed up to its roof. She knew there was no crowd, but she pretended to bask in the praise and took in the intensity of the burning carnival. She jumped straight up and crashed her elbow right at Ignacia's collar making the polecat roll back her eyes.
"Boom! That's what I call the Dream Decapitator!" Destiny said straddling her defeated opponent. "Gotta say, you were probably my best challenge outside of the ring. Call me up at
IMP if you're interested in a rematch." She stood up and limped away from her opponent.
Destiny reached the front gate where Stolas was carrying his daughter. The luchadora also noticed how both owl demons were happy.
"I take it you two made up?" Destiny asked.
"For the most part." Stolas said. "We still have some issues."
"But let's just say that this day didn't turn into a complete disaster after all." Octavia said.
Suddenly, a distant explosion fired out and the other assassins, Blitzo, Millie, and Moxxie were flown out of the destroyed theme park. They landed face down right between the owls and Destiny.
"Way to ruin another good thing, sir." Moxxie said dazed.
"Worth it!" Blitzo cried out. "That slutty toy clown hat it coming!"
In the aftermath of the destruction, Loo Loo Land was nothing but burnt remains of what it once was. In the middle of it, Ignacia Brim limped out toward the nearest exit with a foul-smelling head and a very sore body. She grumbled angrily to herself with red eyesight and a burning hatred.
"Just you wait, Destiny Destroyer. You and your pathetic imps will get what's coming to you."