Author's Note: Happy Halloween. Sorry if this chapter's ending seemed quick or I left out a few details, but I wanted to get this done today. Also, I'd like to thank CalvinFujii for his OC, Kioo.

Enjoy the chapter. Any and all comments are welcome.

Destiny covered her ears while she was riding on the I.M.P. company van along with Moxxie and Millie. She was covering them to drown out the loud music played on the radio. Loona didn't care and Blitzo attempted to sing along with it. The van was driven by the boss at exceptional speed, even as they made their way to the parking lot.

The van was about to park in its usual spot, when suddenly, a pink car pulled into it. Blitzo was forced to stop the van at the last second. He growled angrily at the car.

"Oh, you 'suck-4-life', do ya?" He asked reading the license plate. He then took out his megaphone. "Listen up, you unoriginal pink come dump! You have three goddamn seconds to get your tits out of my parking… Oh, shit! Verosika?"

The passenger in the pink car stepped out. It was a succubus woman with long, white hair with pink undertones between her black horns. She had an hourglass figure wrapped in high-heel boots, a pink cur coat, sunglasses, and a white and black minidress with X and O pattern on her breasts.

The succubus blew and popped bubblegum once before responding to the imp boss. "Blitzo." She said emphasizing the O at the end of his name.

"I should have known you'd be here." Blitzo said getting out of the van. "I could smell fish for miles, which is odd, because I believe the nearest ocean is THREE RINGS DOWN!"

"And I should've known you'd be here when I heard the Amber Alerts." Verosika said.

"Oh, yeah?" Blitzo asked. "I'm surprised they let your fat ass out of rehab. I can see you're still a drunken whore clutching onto that Beelzejuice bottle like it's the last cock in Hell!"

"They let me out because I'm still famous." Verosika said. "And rehab is for sad, loser wash-ups. So, your sister says 'hi'."

"Why are you parking here?" Blitzo asked angrily confronting the succubus. "This is the only parking spot my company has! So take your tampon race car somewhere else!"

"Actually, prick, it has my name on it." Verosika pointed down to her name that was written in purple spray paint underneath the crossed out I.M.P. initials. "I'm doing a it of freelance for one of the infinitely more successful companies in the building, and they wanted to have me come in this week to lead their team during spring break."

"A WEEK?" Blitzo asked. "No, no! You are NOT parking for for an effing week!"

"Aww, you mad, Blitzo?" Verosika asked. "You gonna run off, leaving someone else to pay for the hotel room, steal their car, and…"

"…run three rings to Wrath and max my/your credit cards on shitty horse riding lessons?!" both Blitzo and Verosika said at once.

"Goddamn it, whore, you will NOT let that go!" Blitzo said.

"Choke on a sandpaper cock." Verosika said.

During the argument outside of the van, Loona looked starstruck. "No way."

"Que? You know that chica?" Destiny asked.

"Bitch, that 'chika' is Verosika Mayday!" Loona said. "She's the biggest pop star in all of Hell! But to think that she actually has a history with Blitzo…"

"Bad history, it looks like." Destiny said. "Well, I've always wanted to throw down with a pop star. When Jefe gives the word, I will…"

"HOLD ON!" Blitzo interrupted as Verosika began to walk off. "You better move that car right now, or I'm gonna…"

"You'll what?" growled a voice behind the imp. Blitzo turned and looked nervous when two large people towered over him.

One was a hellhound with black-and-gray fur. He wore a black jacketa tattered ear, and a scar over his left eye.

The other was a tall, muscular woman with obsidian-colored rock for skin. She was actually taller than the hellhound. She had purple crystals on her head, face, shoulders, upper back, knees, and nails. Her left eye was a pink diamond and the other was an emerald. Despite her muscular body, she also had a sexy figure. She wore a black tank-tip, blue booty shorts, a gold K chain necklace, silver bracelets, a tattoo of a flaming dragon skull on her back, and a gem-studded belt with a bronze belt buckle.

Seeing the two figures, Blitzo stuttered nervously trying to answer the hellhound's question. "Or I'll… I'll call HR."

"…HAHAHAHAHAHA!" everyone laughed suddenly before just as quickly stopping.

"Anyway, meet my two bodyguards." Verosika introduced. "The hellhound is Vortex and the rock woman is Kioo. Unlike you, they actually do their jobs well. Tata, eff-stain." She walked off with her bodyguards leaving Blitzo to groan with discontent.

"I wasted so much time with a bag of holes like that."

"YOU KNOW VEROSIKA MAYDAY?!" Loona yelled out as she suddenly pulled the van door open.

"Huh?" Blitzo asked. "Oh, her. Yeah, we dated."

"Was it before or after she became a pop star?" Millie asked.

"You dated a pop star?" Moxxie asked.

"Seriously, Jefe. What the eff?" Destiny asked.

"Okay, why are you all acting like that's such a shock?" the annoyed boss imp asked.

"Hello. It's Verosika Mayday." Loona said.

"It's you." Milly pointed out.

"I just… Is the blind?" Moxxie asked. "Suffering some form of brain damage?"

"I just assumed you were only into bird men." Destiny said.

"Okay. Look, you're all making this into a way bigger deal than it needs to be." Blitzo said. "I don't pry into your stupid, personal lives." That earned a protesting argument from his employees.

"What was sex with her like?" Millie asked.

"MILLIE!" Moxxie cried out in shock.

"What? It's a pop star. You'd wanna know what sex with Michael Crawford was like."

"…Touche."

"Hey, Jefe." Destiny said. "If you need Verosika to take a hot beating, just know that I'll be there and…"

"I appreciate the help, Double D, but you saw her." Blitzo said. "She's surrounded by hat overgrown dog and that rock woman who's only half as hard as my dick. Look, let's all just drop it. Millie, find a temporary spot for the truck. The rest of you, let's go handle this shit."

"Do you think they saw me? Eff! Of course, they did. I did my makeup shitty today." Loona muttered as soon as she exited the elevator with her coworkers.

"Oh, you look perfect, Loony," Blitzo said with admiration, "Like always."

"Shut up, da… UGH! Blitzo!" Loona groaned stopping herself from calling Blitzo her dad.

Loona was fixing her hair before she bumped into Vortex who was standing with Kioo. "Whoa." She smiled with a blushing face up at the hellhound.

Blitzo stepped in front of Loona as soon as he saw Verosika's bodyguards. "Hold it, busters. Where's your bitch bag of an employer?"

"She's in her office." Vortex said pointing over to the doors with the letters V and M sprayed on. It was just across from the I.M.P. office room. "There wasn't room on the second floor, so they rented one here on this one. It's cheaper."

"OH, COME ON!" Blitzo yelled.

"Sorry, man." Vortex chuckled.

Kioo shared the hellhound's chuckle until she gasped. Her eyes were stuck over to the masked demoness behind Blitzo. She walked over to her getting Destiny's attention.

"Oh, my god!" Kioo yelled. "Are you… Destiny Destroyer? I didn't see you at the parking lot!"

"Oh. Are you a fan?" Destiny asked.

"Yes! My fiancé and I are huge fans of yours!" Kioo replied excitedly. "She is not going to believe I actually got to meet you! I didn't know you worked for Verosika's ex-boyfriend."

"Si." Destiny said. "I hope this doesn't complicate how you see me."

"Not really. Truth be told, I always thought her rivalry with him was a bit too toxic for her. I tried to get her into therapy, but let's just say that proved to be counter-productive."

"And what do you think about this parking space thing and this office thing?" Destiny asked. "Obviously, she's just doing this to spite Jefe."

"Who?" Kioo asked.

"Jefe. It's Spanish for 'boss'."

"Oh. Good to know. Anyway, I don't know what to do about her. She basically pays my bills."

"Well, perhaps I should have a talk with her." Moxxie said. "I don't generally listen to pop genre music, so her status to me is…"

"Moxxie, shut the eff up." Blitzo snapped.

"All righty then." Moxxie said. He gradually stepped into the succubus' office.

"Oh, eff." Destiny said. "That little bitch boy is in for a total hell, is he?"

"You have no idea." Kioo said.

All of a sudden, a loud outburst was heard from the office followed by Moxxie's screams.

"MOXXIE, HANG IN THERE!" Blitzo yelled. "DON'T LET HER ACCESS ANY OF YOUR HOLES!"

Luckily, Moxxie managed to leave the office nearly covered with bruises and kiss marks. "I.. I gotta go lie down now."

"Oh, this won't STAND!" Blitzo yelled before kicking in the door. Destiny leaned in to listen to him ranting to Verosika and her crew of succubi. "THAT'S IT! If you're gonna be shitty to my employees, then I challenge you to an effin'… challenge. Eff, I said that twice."

One succubus with fishnets moaned with anticipation. "Is this imp boy starting a demon duel?"

"I think he is." Verosika said confidently. "What's the game then, Blitzo?"

"Every year, you STD spreaders go up topside for easy pickin's while Spring Break is a prime time for crime of all kinds! So I bet you succu-bitches can't eff as many people as we can off by the end of the day. Winning company gets the parking space."

Verosika and her crew laughed out loud. Verosika ended the outburst with saying, "Oh, you're serious. All right then. Game on… bitch."

Destiny rolled her eyes in annoyance. She turned to the rock demoness. "Give it to me straight. How do our chances look?"

"That depends. How messy is your business?" Kioo replied.

"Oh, eff." Destiny groaned.

Back at the I.M.P. meeting room, Blitzo lead his company meeting to go over the plan.

"All right, shut your assholes. Here's how we're gonna do this shit!" He pulled out a collection of pages with little animation on each page. "First, we find an eff ton of clients. We portal up. We have our fun murder time as per usual. We pile all the bodies into a big effing canoe. We push said canoe into some water. We light it on fire to attract the sharks and eagles and shit, maybe a goose too. Eff it! They come and eat the bodies. We win the bet. We rub it in that sloppy bitch's drunken whore-ass face! Do you have any questions?"

"Uh, yeah." Moxxie said. "Why was that nonsense?"

"That wasn't a question." Blitzo said.

"That wasn't a plan."

"I'm sorry, but that was a flawless presentation of what we should do, Mox. It's not my fault you got a smooth little brain upstairs."

"A what-now?"

"I'm calling you slow, Moxxie. God, why don't you learn to take criticism, you talentless, baby-dicked troll?!"

"Well, why don't YOU take an art class?!"

"Why don't you see how EXPENSIVE THEY ARE?!" Blitzo yelled out.

"I don't really care, as long as I can get to kill chicas with my bare hands." Destiny said. "I can only imagine the necks I'll snap with my thighs, the spines I'll break with my bearhugs, the faces I'll smother with my breasts."

"Solid imagery, Des." Millie commented.

"Hey," Loona said, "Is there a way I can come with you guys this time?"

"Absolutely not. I forbid it. Not gonna happen." Blitzo replied. "Sorry, sweetie, but Spring Break is no place for young, vulnerable Goth girls. You know the kind of FREAKS up there who'd drool all over you."

Everyone turned their attention giving judging glares at the readers.

"Well, I can blend in with humans easy enough." Loona said.

"Wait. Say that again." Blitzo said.

"I can… blend in?" Loona asked in a confused tone.

"How?" Destiny asked.

"Do you have a human disguise?" Millie asked.

"Yeah. Don't you?" Loona asked. The others' silence answered her question. "You four have been screwing around on Earth this whole effing time without human disguises? Even you, Des? Didn't you used to be a living person before you died?"

"Well, it's not like they allowed me to keep a copy of my skin after I fell." Destiny said. "Besides, I always felt it wouldn't work for me, considering I always have my demonic luchadora mask on."

"Can't you just take it off?" Loona asked.

"And dishonor my lucha tradition? No effing way."

"Okay. New plan." Blitzo said. "Loony can help lure the humans to us, and we'll take care of the rest."

"Flawless logic." Millie said.

"I think you're forgetting the biggest issue, sir." Moxxie said. "Isn't it crucial to have a client who demands enough kills to win this bet? We aren't just going up to massacre."

"I got that covered, Mox." Blitzo assured.

After that, Blitzo brought Moxxie to a random street corner where he put up a badly drawn flyer. Much to everyone's surprise, a long line of demons came up to hire I.M.P., so the clients were all set.

The following day, the I.M.P. company sneaked up to Earth, specifically a beach where many people were relaxing, talking, and enjoying their Spring Break. From underneath a dock, the demons peeked out to see everyone.

"Now, remember, we can't be seen, alright? And loose shots will likely cause a panic." Blitzo said. "So Loona can help with leading targets to a better spot to off 'em. You got the list, Loony?"

"Got it." Loona said. She held up a long list of names and sniffed it. Suddenly, a blue light covered her changing her into a human. She was now a pale, teenage girl with a punk goth appearance.

"Oh. Loony, look at you." Blitzo said with proud eyes. "You look downright awful. Now, fetch!"

"And if you find any girls who look like they put up a fight, send them my way." Destiny said.

Loona started with a tall man with sunglasses. She invited him to a private "interaction" in a dark alleyway, but as soon as they arrived, he was shot from above by Blitzo. After that, Loona continued on her job to lure in unsuspecting victims to their graves. And just like Destiny wanted, she brought in girls who the luchadora fought with before making short work of them.

"All right, kiddies. That's nine kills in the bag." Blitzo said after rounding up dead bodies in a bag. "I like to see that waily snatch orgasm that many…"

"All right, Spring Breakers!" called out Verosika as she and her crew arrived on a big stage that appeared out of nowhere. She called out to the humans in her human form, a light tan skin with blonde hair. "Ya'll ready to get effed up and make some BITCHIN' BAD CHOICES?!" All the humans cheered for her. "This is your final boarding call. All aboard." Her stage lit up with a screen that said "Eff you, Blitzo" making him angry. Verosika then started to sing in a sultry tone making all the humans horny.

Verosika:

Pack your bags

Sun's out

Take a vacay, babe

Take it straight to bone town

As she was singing, the other sex demons in her crew came to the crowd in their human disguises. With their charms along with the help of the song, they made love to every human they meet.

Verosika:

V-time

Free time

Baby, relax

Self-care

No hair

Brazilian wax

Horn up succubus to the beach

Catch some rays while catching some D

"GODDAMMIT!" Blitzo yelled out. "That bitch started her goadish mating call! Now, she's gonna win all these sex maniacs! We gotta pick thins up, guys! Hey, Loony, is that vomiting guy on the list?"

"Huh? Yeah… I… I think so." Loona answered watching to the far side of the crowd.

She saw Tex at the base of the stage in his human form, a large, burly, black man with the same scar on his eye. He was standing next to Kioo, who was also in human form. Like her demon form, she was tall and muscular. She had a pink left eye and a green right eye covered by black-tinted aviator shades.

"Good." Blitzo said as he proceeded to kill the vomiting man.

Destiny sees Loona walk across the crowd and decides to follow her. At the same time, a fanboy runs to the stage to worship Verosika, but her bodyguards stop him. Kioo lifts him up to just to slam him down, and Vortex drags him away. Loona followed with Destiny behind her.

After taking a last sip of her demon drink, she tossed it to the crowd. "Now, who wants a piece of this?!" Unbeknownst to everyone, the flask she threw bounced off the humans and landed in the ocean, its contents covering a fish that began to grow.

Loona caught up to Vortex and began chatting with him much to Blitzo's chagrin. While this happened, Destiny was approached by Kioo.

"Hey, Destiny. I hope you don't plan to jump and attack my boss."

"As fun as that sounds, if I attacked her, it would make a lot of fans very upset at me." Destiny said. "Not that I couldn't take them, but I feel like if I fought back, it would complicate Jefe's plan."

"Right. That's good to know." Kioo chuckled nervously. She cleared her throat. "So… Listen… I have kind of a strange favor to ask of you. It may seem a little strange."

"Chica, I deal with strange every time I enter the office building." Destiny said. "What is it?"

"Well… you see… The other night, when I told my fiancé I met you, she was very excited. She asked me what you were like, if you looked as strong as you did on TV, all that stuff. Then, the conversation lead to her daring me to… fight you."

Destiny widened her eyes. "Que? De verdad?"

"Yeah. She thought it would be fun to see who was stronger, her fiancé or a wrestling legend like you. So what do you say?"

Destiny had to think about this decision. On one hand, she doesn't normally accept challenges from someone as nice as Kioo. On the other hand, she's being challenged by a tall, muscular woman who is also Verosika Mayday's bodyguard, so she's used to being rough. It was enough for Destiny to make her decision.

"All right then." Destiny grinned as she cracked her knuckles. "No hard feelings afterwards, no matter what I do or say?"

"Depends whether or not you kill me." Kioo said. She and Destiny circled each other in the sand getting the attention of a crowd of teens.

"Whoo! Catfight!" one teen cried out.

While most of the crowd was making love with Verosika's crew, Blitzo and Loona were arguing about Tex, and Moxxie and Millie began killing people on their own, Destiny and Kioo were ready to brawl.

Destiny began by instantly flying forward with a dropkick. Her feet impacted at Kioo's eight-pack abs, but much to her surprise, when she hit the sand, she noticed that Kioo didn't budge and inch. Her surprise gave Kioo the opportunity needed to pick Destiny up and raise her above her head. She then proceeded to slam her back down to the sand.

Kioo paused a moment to flex her biceps for the crowd, but that proved to be a mistake. Destiny grabbed a handful of sand and tossed it right at Kioo's eyes. She was blinded, which gave Destiny her chance to jump up to her feet and hit her with a spinning heel kick.

With Kioo stunned, Destiny jumped up to her and crashed both her knees down her body landing her back onto the sand. She then turned Kioo over and applied a crossface hold. The pulled hard on Kioo's head while trapping her arm with her legs.

"Guess those muscles are just for show, huh?" Destiny taunted licking her lips sadistically.

Kioo used her free hand to grab Destiny's wrist and pulled hard. The luchadora tired her hardest to keep the hold on, but Kioo proved to be too strong to be held. A few seconds later, Destiny found herself over the shoulders of her opponent who was standing. She elbowed Kioo's head, but she resisted. Instead, she spun around to the crowd's excitement. Destiny was getting dizzy quickly until Kioo released her sending her flying across the sand. When Destiny landed, she was seeing triple. She was too dizzy to even stand back up.

Kioo walked over to Destiny and lifted her up by her shoulder. She then gripped her fist and sent a strong punch right into her stomach making the luchadora violently cough out the air in her lungs. She then tossed Destiny behind her letting her roll in the sand. With a proud smile on her face, Kioo rolled Destiny onto her back and straddled her stomach. She flexed her arms again without any fear of having sand thrown at her face.

Destiny was struggling to see straight again. Slowly, but surely, she was regaining her proper sight only to see Kioo on top of her. She also couldn't stop the taller woman from landing punches on her face. One after another, Kioo sent a fist flying right at Destiny's head ringing it with every strike. They were so solid, it was hard to believe she was in her human form.

Destiny Destroyer acted on vicious instinct at this point. She flicked out a set of black, claw-like nails from her fingers. She then shot them up sinking them right into Kioo's face. The bigger woman yelled out and got off of Destiny. Once she was free, she leaped up and wrapped her legs around Kioo's head before slamming her down. Kioo got back up and smiled excitedly at Destiny who smiled back.

"I knew I'd have fun on Spring Break." Kioo said.

"Me too." Destiny replied.

The two ran at each other to continue fighting. However, something stopped them. A purple explosion erupted like a geyser from the ocean blanketing the beach in a dark environment. They along with everyone else looked on to see what had emerged.

It was a great, big, black fish beast with blue eyes, white gills, and blue teeth. Its feet stomped on the shores scaring all the humans away and even crushing a few of them.

"Uh… Rain check?" Destiny asked.

"Rain check." Kioo said.

The two of them ran joined up with their respective bosses just as the fish monster had Moxxie in its mouth. Millie lit up a Molotov cocktail and threw it at the beast to knock it over. Millie climbed up to its mouth and forced its jaws open to find her husband tangled in its tongue. She cut its tongue off and threw Moxxie to Blitzo's arms. She then proceeded to fight around its insides enraging it.

"I love that woman." Moxxie said with a slurred tone.

"Oh, she totally pegs you, doesn't she?" Blitzo asked.

At the end of the fight, Millie used her knife to cut open its neck from the inside. It keeled over dead just as she emerged back to land.

"Oh, yeah! Way to show off, Mills!" Blitzo yelled out.

"Is Moxxie okay?" Millie asked.

"Si. Your marido morracho is fine." Destiny said as she snatched Moxxie from Blitzo's arms and threw him back to her. "What happened to him anyway?"

"Well, while the rest of y'all were busy fighting, me and Mox had to pick up the slack." Millie said. "However, it looks like my sweetie ran into some humans who threw him in a big container full of beer he was forced to drink." She embraced her drunk husband. "Glad you're okay, sweetie."

"This is funny." Moxxie said still drunk. "I'm soooooooo drinky." His wife laughed cuddling him.

"Oh, gag." Destiny said rolling her eyes.

"Tell me about it." Blitzo said.

"Blitzo."

"Oh, perfect. That must be the whores." Blitzo turned to face Verosika and her crew.

"That was handled rather… obvious, don't you think?" Verosika asked insinuatingly.

"I don't think this belonged to any of us." Millie said pulling out the Beelzejuice bottle that Verosika threw away. "I found it near the fish while I was killing it. Poor thing must have gotten a sip. Would be a shame if anyone found out you guys were behind a giant monster fish in the human world."

Moxxie laughed. "Oh, Satan. You all are so eeeeeeffed!"

Verosika shifted her eyes nervously. "Yeah, well… You four pitstains will be in shit for not being in disguises."

Moxxie fell on his belly. "A human called me a possum! I am not a possum!"

Blitzo shrugged. "You know, we could keep this little B-movie scene on the down low if you agree to let us use that parking space."

Verosika had so much disdain. She didn't want to give into her ex's demands, but she had no choice. So with much reluctance, she hissed out her answer. "Ffffffine."

"WE EFFING WON!" Blitzo yelled out. "IN YOUR FACE, BITCH!"

Destiny was joined up by Kioo. "So does this mean our fight's over?"

Destiny shrugged. "For now, at least. Right now, I'm a little tired. But if you're ever for a second round, I'm always up for it."

Kioo smiled. "Really? Thanks. Oh, my girl's not going to believe this."

"Then maybe this will help." Destiny said as she picked up a pen. She stood on her toes to get a better view of where she was writing. She wrote her signature right on the exposed part of Kioo's bust and made her giggle excitedly.

"Don't be a stranger." Destiny said just as Millie opened the portal back to Hell.

Meanwhile, Loona had just finished her conversation with her crush, Tex, who just told her he had a girlfriend. She frowned so much, she didn't care much about her adoptive parent calling out to her.

"Come on, Loony toony!" Blitzo said. "Let's go back and park our FAT EFFING CAR in our FAT EFFING SPACE!"

Loona, who had no more effs to give, jumped into the portal with the rest of her crew. Blitzo couldn't help but flip Verosika up one final time before the portal closed. She was not happy about that.

After leaving the beach, Verosika and her crew found themselves totally surrounded by police and a SWAT team. They all pointed their guns at them making them hold their hands up.

"Put your hands up, you sick deviants!" one cop ordered.

"Kioo, I know you were playing pattycake with that wrestler bitch," Verosika said, "But do you think you still have enough juice to break us out of these pigs."

"Boss, I fought against my idol, got her autograph on my tits, and I've got an awesome story for my fiancé." Kioo said cracking her knuckles. "I'll mow them down like a front lawn!"