Chapter 130 (Summer Special)
*The Skunk vs N-Bomb*
Out into the ocean, there was a large, square platform with the Skunk and N-Bomb standing on it. The Skunk wore a black-and-white bikini set while N-Bomb wore a red one-piece swimsuit. As they waited for their match to start, the CEO, Sayuri Rogue, drove on by on a jet ski.
"Welcome to our Keijo match, ladies and gentlemen!" she announced through a megaphone. "For those of you not familiar with this sexy water sport, allow me to break down the rules. At least two women (in this case, the Skunk and N-Bomb) fight to be the last one standing in on this land, or platform if you will. They are allowed to slug each other, but only with their breasts and their butts. If any part of their body other than their feet touches the land, or if they get knocked into the water, they lose. Now, we're adding in a special condition for N-Bomb. Considering her enormous belly size, I have decided to allow her to use her stomach as well as her boobs and butt. Do you have any objections, Skunk?"
The Skunk shook her head. "I don't care if she uses every part of her body. I'm still kicking her fat ass."
"This coming from a girl who's known for her fat ass." N-Bomb shot back.
"Seems like these two are already eager to start, so let's get this going!"
DING-DING!
The Skunk crouched down to ready herself. "You may be a human whale, but you're up against me now. I'll send you splashing into the water so hard, it'll cause a tidal wave."
"Oh, really?" N-Bomb asked. "Is it anything like this?" She jumped into the air and landed firmly back on the land. The impact caused the entire platform to shake and tilt slightly.
The Skunk was suddenly unbalanced. It took all her focus not to fall over. She grunted angrily toward N-Bomb who charged after the stinker. She attempted to bump her belly into her, but the Skunk dodged it at the last second. She then jumped up and swung her hip hitting N-Bomb in the jaw. N-Bomb staggered, but she maintained her composure.
The Skunk fired her hip again, but this time, N-Bomb fired her butt back creating a clash between them. The Skunk's ass was form, but N-Bomb's was much bigger and knocked hers away. The Skunk barely managed to land safely on her feet and on the other side of the land. With a mischievous grin, N-Bomb rushed to her and crashed her belly at her body. Though the Skunk staggered again, she still remained unfallen. Though, that wouldn't be the case either way.
N-Bomb jumped and landed on the platform again tilting it down at the Skunk's direction. This time, the Stinker of the Ring tumbled backwards and almost fell, but she managed to stop herself finding herself in a crouching position. While she struggled to stand back up straight, N-Bomb walked back to the other side of the platform and jumped once more. Upon landing, she tilted the land into the opposite direction. It bumped the Skunk's rear end making her stand back up. However…
DING-DING!"
"That's it!" Sayuri declared as she sailed on by. "N-Bomb is the winner!"
"What?!" the Skunk shouted. "How?! I didn't fall!"
"Well, let's look at the footage, shall we?" Sayuri Rogue asked. She held out her phone and showed it to the Skunk.
The phone screen showed the Skunk's side of the land being tilted upward and bumping her butt. She replayed it in slow-motion to clarify.
"I did say that if any part of you other than your feet touches the land, you would lose." Sayuri said. "So even though it was a slight tap, your butt still touched the land. That means you're out."
"Hold on! I object!" the Skunk protested. "This isn't fair! I…"
The Skunk was interrupted by N-Bomb's ass knocking her off the land and sending her right into the ocean. She swam back up to glare at the winner's taunting smile.
"There are no asterisks when it comes to winning." N-Bomb said. "I win. You lost. Get over it."
"Well, after all that, I believe it's time to move along to the next match of the day." Sayuri said before taking the jet ski back to the beach.
*Willow Powell vs Mewlie*
When Sayuri Rogue made it to the beach, she found herself in the middle of two women staring at each other from different sides of a secluded beach. One was Willow Powell, who wore a hot pink bikini, and the other was Mewlie, whose bikini was black. The beach had towels, umbrellas, beach balls, and even a refreshment stand.
"Well, here we are with our next match of the day. Ladies and gentlemen, this match shall be no holds barred. No rules, no restrictions, and no mercy between the Queen of Catfights, Mewlie, and the Apocalypse Ring star, Willow Powell. The only way to win is to make your opponent either submit or pass out. Let's see which prevails here; painted nail extensions or cat claws."
DING-DING!
Both women ran right at each other and didn't stop until they collided. When they did, they both fell on top of a beach towel laid out in the sand. Willow was on top straddling Mewlie, but it was clear that the two were still in a struggle over who had the advantage.
"Best give up now, blondie." Mewlie hissed. "I'm the Queen of Catfights. You're in my litter box now."
"Please. You zink zis is my first catfight on a beach?" Willow asked. "I didn't lose to all ze wanna be stars, angry trolls, or disgruntled ex-employees zen, and I'm certainly not going to lose it to a putain who was hospitalized easily in Xtrema Against ze World."
Mewlie smirked. "At least I didn't lose to a pop star."
Willow's confident expression turned lifeless. She broke the struggle and sent a bunch of slaps right across Mewlie's face. The Queen of Catfights was stung with each slap until something caught her eye. She found a brown, squeezable bottle and picked it up. Mewlie then aimed it right at Willow's face and squeezed tightly. Cold oil squirted out of its nozzle and splashed right at Willow's face. The French woman screamed and rubbed her hands onto her eyes to clean them. Mewlie took her chance and pushed Willow off of her.
Now that she was free, Mewlie found a nearby umbrella, closed it up, and removed it from the sand. After Willow managed to wipe all the oil from her face, she was suddenly surprised as Mewlie struck her back with the umbrella making her drop to the sand. She hit her two more times before kneeling down and gripping her claws into Willow's hair and forcing her head up.
"You ready to give up now, blondie?" Mewlie asked.
"Never!" Willow said. She scooped a handful of sand and tossed it right at Mewlie's face.
Like her opponent did before, Mewlie yelled and tended to her eyes. When she was done, however, she was caught with Willow's Action Shot big boot sending her down to the sand. Willow picked up the umbrella her opponent dropped and pressed it hard at her throat. Mewlie's choking sound made Willow smile once again.
Out of instinct, Mewlie reached her claws out and managed to rake them down Willow's face. The actress yelled letting Mewlie go. The both of them took a moment to recover. Mewlie recovered first and grabbed Willow by her bikini. She then pushed her across the beach until they reached the refreshment stand. She launched her over the counter and into the stand. She climbed over to follow her, but Willow was waiting for her. She wrapped her arms and legs around Mewlie and pulled her head in with a breast smother hold.
Clutching onto Mewlie's black hair, Willow kept her face deep within her cleavage as hard as she could. She laughed seeing her limbs wave around wildly. Her laughter, however, came to an end when Mewlie sank her teeth into Willow's boob. Willow screamed releasing Mewlie again, which gave the Queen of Catfights the opportunity to grappled with her underneath the stand counter. They rolled on top of each other fighting for control. In the end, Mewlie broke out first by kicking Willow to the far wall before climbing back over the counter and outside the stand.
Willow followed Mewlie over the counter intent on continuing their fight, but as soon as she left the stand, she was greeted by Mewlie who picked up a bar chair and swung it at the actress. It shattered upon impact and she immediately fell. With Willow down, Mewlie sat on her back and began to caress her butt.
"You ready to give up now?" Mewlie asked.
"Never!" Willow barked. She tried to get up, but Willow stayed on top of her keeping her down.
"Too bad." Mewlie said. She proceeded to sink her claws right into Willow's butt. The actress yelled out her loudest feeling the claws dig deeper into her cheeks. As soon as Mewlie began twisting, Willow had no other choice but to tap out onto the sand.
DING-DING!
Mewlie smirked and spanked Willow's scratched butt before standing up and posing above her. She planted her foot on Willow's rear for extra symbolism just as Sayuri Rogue walked in.
"Still Queen of Catfights." Mewlie said.
"You can say that again." Sayuri said. "Both women were vicious as is their nature, but in the end, Mewlie showed her teeth in this bout and won the match. Let's get going to the final match of the Summer Special."
*Mantis (with the Skunk, Maria Crawford, Madame Python, and Eris) vs Kaito Marx (with Queen Bee, Neko Girl, Clementine Cirrus, and Cleopatra)*
Back out into the ocean, a wrestling ring was built where Mantis and Kaito Marx stood at. Mantis wore a green, one-piece swimsuit that matched her mask while Kaito wore his mask as well as a matching pair of trunks. Each of them had four other wrestlers swimming just outside their sides of the ring. Behind Mantis was the Skunk (who had just recovered from her loss), Maria Crawford, Madame Python, and Eris. Behind Kaito was Queen Bee, Neko Girl, Clementine Cirrus, and Cleopatra.
Sayuri Rogue drove on by for her final match announcement.
"Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you… the main event! This is what I like to say is a special kind of lumberjack match. While our two competitors, Mantis and Kaito Marx, duke it out in the ring, their seconds are here to either support or hinder them depending on whose team they're on. Pinfall or submission means victory. Now then, let's finish this and make it memorable for all of our fans."
DING-DING!
"It's payback time, Man…" Kaito said readying his stance. Before he could finish, his opponent vanished into thin air. He gasped realizing her signature trick. He prepared himself, but he was unable to stop Mantis from reappearing in a crouched stance in front of him. She then shot her foot up kicking him in the chin and sending him tumbling backwards. She then launched a roundhouse kick that made Kaito fall on his left side.
Mantis approached Kaito and stomped on his head. She grinded her heel on him making him grit his teeth while smiling behind her mask. "So much for making a comeback. If a bug can step on you, what does that say about you?"
Kaito growled before sweeping his leg at Mantis' other foot. She didn't see it coming and was caught by surprise as she fell down. She tried to get back up, but Kaito hit her in the back with an elbow drop followed by a side headlock.
"You're not a bug." Kaito said squeezing Mantis' head in his bicep. "You're just a bully."
Mantis hissed. "You're right, Marx. I am a bully. And do you know what bullies do?"
Before Kaito can answer that question, Mantis grabbed the back of his trunks and violently pulled them upward. Kaito yelled out loudly as he let go of Mantis, who stood directly behind him and wedgied him some more with both hands on his trunks. Once she let go, she proceeded to dropkick his back. Kaito stopped himself on the ropes trying to recover. However, as he turned around, he was struck by Mantis' knee to his face so hard, he flipped over the ropes and landed into the water.
Kaito took a second to rest, but once that second was over, he soon found himself in hell. Eris and Madame Python grabbed him by his ankles and pulled him underwater where Maria Crawford then grabbed him by the back of his hair. Much to his chagrin, the Skunk was there too pointing her giant rump at him. He tried to escape, but the three heels had too strong grips on him. The Skunk proceeded to plant her ass on his face and rubbed it around him. If the heels could laugh underwater, they would.
Thankfully, help was not too far behind. Clementine swam first and tackled the Skunk to get her to stop stinkfacing Kaito. Neko Girl and Cleopatra showed up too pulling Eris and Madame Python away from Kaito's arms. Lastly, Queen Bee came to the rescue by making Maria face her and punch her in the face. She then helped Kaito reach the surface so he could breathe again.
"Thanks for the help, my queen." Kaito said.
"You can thank me after you win." Queen Bee said. "Just remember, center yourself and plant your feet firmly on the mat. Good luck, my underdog."
Queen Bee kissed Kaito on the cheek before letting him return to the ring. As soon as he made it through the ropes, he turned around to see Mantis running toward him for a knee strike. The Underdog listened to his flight instincts and sidestepped out of the way, which turned out to be the right move. Instead of Kaito, Mantis' knees collided with the corner turnbuckle. She yelled in surprise trying to stay up. Kaito took his chance and hit her with a clothesline. He then grabbed both of Mantis' legs and applied a figure-four leglock. Mantis gritted her teeth trying to fight the pain in her knees.
"Give up?" the referee asked.
"No!" Mantis replied before reaching out. She managed to grab the ropes and the ref ordered a break.
After Kaito let go, Mantis left the ring from beneath the bottom rope. She was then confronted by Neko Girl, but she kicked her in the face to knock her away. She was then approached by Madame Python.
"Do you have it?" Mantis asked.
"Sure do." Madame Python said. She gave the martial artist a tea bag fill of green liquid. "Though, I don't know how you're going to keep on wrestling if the referee catches you with that."
"Leave it to me." Mantis said before heading back into the ring.
When Mantis returned to the ring, she turned to confront Kaito. He attempted to hit her with another clothesline, but Mantis dropped and used her legs to make Kaito fall over. It was then that Kaito made another mistake. Instead of Mantis, he accidentally clotheslined the referee who was standing behind her. He was barely conscious after that surprise attack.
While Kaito was trying to help the referee stand right back, Mantis opened up the green tea bag she got from Madame Python and poured it into her mouth. She swished it around in her mouth as she grabbed Kaito's shoulder and forced him to face her. That's when Mantis blew out a green mist that sprayed all over his face. Kaito yelled in pain before Mantis hit him with many consecutive high kicks to across his face. Once he fell on the ropes, Mantis kicked him one more time to send him falling into the water again.
Maria Crawford broke free from the chaotic brawl and swam toward Kaito. She grabbed him and dunked his head into the water. Half of the reason was to wash the mist stain on his face so the referee wouldn't notice while the other half was because she liked seeing him struggle. Queen Bee saw her lifelong nemesis tormenting Kaito and swam towards her. She was stopped, however, when Neko Girl swam past her and stopped her.
"I'll take care of this." Neko Girl said.
"As if! That's my man!" Queen Bee argued.
"Why don't you go pollinate a flower?" Neko Girl shot back. "Or better yet, get farted on by a mud wrestler."
"Oh, yeah? Well, at least I'm not jailbait!"
Neko Girl gasped before slapping Queen Bee in the face. Bee, who wasn't one for letting things go, slapped her right back. Neko Girl proceeded with tackling Bee and catfighting her in the water. While they did that, Maria Crawford was done tormenting Kaito and pushed him right back into the ring without any mist stain on his face right as the referee finally recovered.
Mantis forced Kaito back up to his feet and threw punches at his face. "You think you got what it takes to defeat me? Don't make me laugh. You're nothing. Nothing!" She threw one last punch, but this one was different. This time, Kaito managed to grab her by her wrist. He then picked her up and held her over his shoulders. He spun around and sent her down with a Death Valley Driver.
Once she was down, Kaito stepped away from her and waited. Once she returned to her feet, he ran right at her with a shoulder tackle. He kept up his momentum as Mantis quickly stood back up before he crashed into her again. This went on four more times before Kaito ultimately speared her to the mat.
It was now time to end it. Kaito climbed up the nearest corner and made an X in the air with his arms. He then jumped off to land his back onto Mantis' prone body. Her eyes rolled back as soon as she was hit with Marx the Spot. Kaito hooked her leg right after that.
1… 2… 3!
DING-DING!
All the fighting stopped at the sound of the bell. Kaito's allies cheered seeing him win while Mantis' allies growled seeing her lose. Sayuri Rogue joined Kaito in the ring and held his hand up.
"In a somewhat surprising result, Kaito Marx has won the main event of the Summer Special! Against the odds and one of his greatest enemies, he persevered and prevailed! Let's see if it's enough for him to become this year's MVP!"
*MVP*
After the crowd casted their votes, they gathered around a tiki themed stage where Sayuri Rogue stood surrounded by all the winners of the Summer Special. She held an envelope in her hand as she addressed the crowd as well as the wrestlers.
"Another summer special come and gone, but we had a lot of fun. But before we go, it's time to announce our MVP out of these winners. Let's go over them one by one. Jun Juli picked up the first win further demonstrating the constrictive power of her legs. Then, Amazon Aqua's Shark Mode helped her achieve the win by throwing Mercy into the water. After that, Team Spirit broke the Galaxy Twins' chances of winning as well as their watermelon. But even though they're a team, only one of them gets to be called the MVP. Anyway, our next winner is Scarlette, who overcame both La Calavera and Fenix Malvada to escape the hot, sweaty room. Despite being pit against the ace, Muddy Maddie dominated Queen Bee in a mud match. Hotrina got a much better match against Eris than she did last year against Cleopatra, which made her victory all the more sweeter. The Skunk may have been a Keijo player, but N-Bomb used wit and weight to beat her at her own game. Willow Powell and Mewlie were certainly catty making a mess all around the beach, but Mewlie showed everyone why she is the Queen of Catfights. Our last winner is Kaito Marx, who showed us all how much he improved. Ten winners, but only one MVP. Let's see who you all chose."
Sayuri broke the seal on her envelope and read the results inside.
"Our third place winner is… Hotrina!"
"Seriously?" Hotrina asked in shock. "I put on the show of a lifetime!"
"Our second place winner is… Kaito Marx!"
"Second place, huh? I can live with that." Kaito said.
"And our first place winner is… Muddy Maddie! Ladies and gentlemen, for the second time in our Summer Specials, a guest has won and…"
Maddie shoved Sayuri Rogue away and swiped the trophy from her before addressing the crowd. "Listen very well. I'll gladly accept this honor, but I am not satisfied until I get my real revenge on Bee. Better watch your back, because the next time you see me, I'm going to mess you up so bad, what I did today will seem like nothing. Au revoir!" With that, she stormed away.
"Well, that was certainly the most dramatic MVP speech we ever had." Sayuri said. "Will Muddy Maddie make good on her promise. We don't know, but for now, let's party like there's no tomorrow and wrap up this year's Summer Special! See you all next time!"
Author's Note: Before we begin, I have an announcement to make. Recent events have made me a little tired, so I'll be taking a break from fanfic writing to recharge my batteries. I'll be back in a few weeks. A month tops. See you then. Any and all comments are welcome.