Family Guy meets Naruto

by otakuboiJiraiya420760

Cringe first few chap. ahead of what is now a satire to storytelling. Certain character arcs and story lines from other series may not appear. Also, if you can't handle explicit descriptions of violence, sex and drug use, you already know how to leave. And because no one reads this, I'll say this is the unofficial companion piece to the webtoon comic, "Shag and Scoob".

2. Chapter 2

Family Guy meets Naruto

Chapter 2: Worse than Al-Qaeda

Two shady men walked along Broadway, New York. One man had long hair and red eyes. The other had blue skin and a paddle-like item with spikes coming out. It was wrapped up on his back.

"Itachi?" the blue man said.

"Yes, Kisame?" Itachi replied.

"Our people done well in 2001…" Kisame said with satisfaction.

"Yes, they have." Itachi said. "How about Times Square?"

"I'm on it." Kisame said.

Kisame did hand signs that were very complicated. He then put his palm down on the ground and black lines came out.

Summoning: Shark Wave!!!!

The ground rumbled and people were running away as soon the ground shook. Then, sharks came out of nowhere and attacked the people. Kisame smiled at the whole thing.

"What's next?"

Itachi looked up. "We have to find Uzumaki Naruto."

"So, what your saying is we have to go with you to find the Acatsooki?" Peter said.

"It's Akatsuki, honey." Lois corrected. "And we will love to help."

"Where are we going? Leaf Village?" Chris asked.

Naruto looked down. "…our village is destroyed by Pain."

The family gasped.

"Who's Pain?" Meg asked. Just then, Peter yelled, "SPIDER!!!!" and beat the living crap out of Meg.

"Oh, sorry, Meg." Peter said. "Don't scare me like that. Anyway, I don't think we should go."

"Why, Peter?" Lois asked.

"I don't know. Remember the last time we went to Asia?"

(Use your imagination, folks. I'm not doing those "Remember when" scenes)

"Yeah." Brian said. "But who would watch Stewie?"

"You are, Brian." Stewie said. "It'll be fun to go on an adventure like this."

"Alright, kids. Pack your bags!" Peter exclaimed. "We're going to…where again?"

"Leaf Village." Hinata replied.

"The Leaf Village!!"

But, what they didn't know, a man named Van Helsing was watching them. He put down his binoculars and came down from a building.

"Soon," Van Helsing said. "I will stop you, Uzumaki Naruto."

(Cool, huh? Wait for Chapter 3: The Journey!!!!)