I actually had an Fanfiction account. Jesus, does time fly. Anyway, here's a chapter, I guess. What'd you expect? I'm drunk, just did a rail of coke and just realized how much of a weeb I was these past few years.

Chapter 4: Entrance

When we last left this abomination of a crossover, Uzumaki Naruto, Hyuga Hinata, and the Griffen family were travelling through many dimensions to hit the ninja's home universe. However, what seemed to take five minutes changed into years….

"Jesus Christ, when will this trip be over?" groaned Chris, holding onto his stomach as if he were in pain. "All I had to eat was nothing but rice cakes and it's been very mean to my tummy…."

"Don't worry." said Naruto, turning to Chris. "We're almost there. Just had to make a shortcut."

Stewie looked at Naruto and yelled, "Are you joking? You literally ripped a hole in the space-time continuum and managed to not kill the entire Cartoon Galaxy while aging us. I mean, hell, you're Hokage now and you're married!"

Naruto looked back at Stewie with a perplexed look but before he could say anything, he did notice another voice coming from the small vessel he produced. He looked back to see a young boy with spiked up yellow hair and a black shirt, complete with black pants. The boy looked familiar…..

Oh.

OH.

OH.

OH.

Everything started to click. Naruto's head, along with everyone else's besides the boy, was ringing and pounding. It almost killed them if it weren't for their will. "I…..I remember everything….." he panted. "I made a mistake. We have to get there now!"

Peter ran up to Naruto and was about to ask what happened until his question was answered with a hard hit from reality. Or a tree, that is. The travelers hit a nearby tree when they arrived and they all flew into different directions but managed to still be near each other.

Naruto sat up and looked around to see Hinata on Chris' lap and Meg on the boys' ass. Everyone else was either facefirst on the ground or on their backs. Good, he thought. At least we're ok….

"Ughhhh…." groaned Lois as she sat up. She then looked around the forest-like area. "Wh…where are we?"

"Konohagakure," answered the yellowed-haired young man, beeming with glee. "the Village Hidden in the Leaves. Isn't that right," he looked at Naruto when he dropped the last word. "Dad?"

Dad…Dad?...Dad….DAD?!

For the first time, Naruto finally understood why Hinata had a fainting problem.

Meanwhile….

A figure emerged from a small cliff that jutted out northeast from the traveler's position. It's long, tattered robe helped shielded the figure's appearance as he took a look at the sudden smoke coming from the forest. It pulled out a long telescope with a fitted lenses for an enhanced zoom and it peered into it. He saw eight tiny bodies moving around, waving arms and making gestures. Sometimes, you can hear a yell from them. That's one thing those little bodies shouldn't have done….

The figure let out a small chuckle of satisfaction as he slinked back into the hole he came out of. It instantly recognized one of the bodies that were in the wreck. That boy (who grew into a slightly-middle-aged man) was none other than Uzumaki Naruto. And that was enough to get it stirred up and excited.

Back to the group…

"Damn…" groaned Brain, stretching his back. "Great flight but the landing leaves much to be desired."

"Don't blame me." replied Naruto. "I'm just the navigator."

"I'd hate to see the pilot…" Peter muttered under his breath.

Naruto stood up and groaned. "I would say how racist that is, but…." He looked around then shot a grin. "At least we reached our destination. Come, I'll show you around the village." The young man then scattered off into a sprint towards a huge gate-like structure with the Griffin family, Hinata and the other little boy following behind. Naruto stopped at the gate to see his favorite gatekeepers, Kotetsu Hagane and Izumo Kamizuki. Kotetsu looked up to see Naruto and his eyes beamed with elation. "Good morning, Hokage!" he exclaimed, waving at Naruto. "How was your excursion?"

Naruto looked at the gatekeeper with a perplexed look yet it had a slight hint of blissful astonishment. "Wait…...you're talking to me?" he asked.

This time, Izumo replied. "Hey, Kotetsu, he just went through the Shortcut for the first time. Let him adjust for a minute. People that go through there take a long time to take in all the change and some get rowdy as hell."

Naruto was confused and frustrated. "Alright, guys, seriously," he said. "What's going on?"

Without skipping a beat, Izumo said, "You married Hinata, you two have that blonde clone of you as a child and you're the Kage of the Hidden Leaf Village."

Naruto's eyes widened. The weird-headed brat was right…Me….I…..I'm the Hokage….I…..I'M THE HOKAGE!

He then ran through the gate and saw that his village has changed. None of that mattered, however. Naruto ran past the demon counseling building, where devils and angels from different universes come to consult their living situation and safety. The Hokage sped away from the village's firsty medical herb dispensary where you can see a tall, lanky man with an afro and a bulking bald man with a metal arm smoking on a joint. Naruto didn't even notice the thumping music coming from a small shack where a young man with a red overcoat was thrashing and rapping with a towering suit of armor providing beats from a DJ set.

Naruto ran up a telephone pole and stood at the top.

"Hey, Mom…"

Naruto took in a deep breath and let it out with a relaxing ahhhhh….

"Can Dad save us….?"

Hinata looked at the young boy then at the Griffin family then smiled shyly. "Of course...we all can save ourselves if we work together."

Lois smiled back then looked at the kid. "Hey there, little man." she said. "What is your name?"

"Oh, me?" he said with a smile. "I'm Boruto, son of Naruto."

Lois and Hinata looked at Boruto then at Naruto. They stifled a chuckle then they couldn't help themselves and they laughed themselves silly. "We named you that?" Hinata chortled. "Jesus, I must've had good sex for me to name that!"

Naruto jumped down to instantly glare at Boruto. "I…..I actually named you that…?" he growled. Boruto whimpered in fear and cowered slightly. Then, Naruto burst into laughter, tussling his son's hair playfully. "Well, there are worst names to give to a kid." he said. "Well, let's see if we could find some of our old friends."

Peter, excited with all the sights, almost forgot to ask the gatekeepers a question. "Hey guys, since we just did a time-leap of sorts, I'm gonna ask those guys what happened with my world. I'll be back."

Peter then arrived to the gatekeepers and asked what happened in his time.

Izumo laughed. "None of your family members, you, or your friends prospered at all. In fact, your universe only mirrors what has been going on in your reality."

"And my reality just got shittier, didn't it?"

"Just be glad you're alive."

That's about it for Chapter 4. Hopefully, more ideas can help me tie off some loose ends for this story. Thanks for reading. Now, off to smoke a blunt and watch Scott Pilgrim….

Coming up next, Chapter 5: the Catch-Up