Rain
It was all I saw, all I felt.
I felt a numb sensation in my body, though I couldn't exactly tell where. Today hadn't been how exactly I planned, got kicked out so I was homeless, payday got postponed so I was flat out broke.
Could I just go visit Mitsuki? Nah, heard he went to visit his uncle in Kyoto, something about him still recovering from losing his son from that incident in Shibuya last year. Come to think of it, never really got insight from what happened on that day five months ago, the news said some natural disaster but it was probably something else.
Something much wor-
"GAH!" I yelled in agony, it was then I remembered where the numb sensation was coming from. I struggled as I tried lifting my head up before checking the source of the pain, it wasn't long as I saw a large chunk of debris on my leg.
I tried pulling it out but no luck, 'Fuck'. The sad reality of my leg being crushed was realized. Of course, that was nothing compared to the number of destroyed buildings and properties, dead bodies decorated the streets like Christmas lights…
"Huh," the thought of that holiday came into mind, what happened here was probably less worse than that day
December 24 2018
Now that I think about it, it was kinda weird all those bad stuff happened during holiday periods. Wonder what Valentine Day's got for me? I let out a soft chuckle, it wasn't like it mattered anyways since I hadn't landed a girlfriend.
Ain't shit funny?
I'm nearing my death and I still haven't managed to bag a girl.
THUMP!
I heard a sudden footstep, it sounded large. Who in god's great name has feet that huge? Even the largest boots in the world can't make that sorta noise, plus, it seemed like barefoot.
THUMP!
The footsteps approached where I lay, having a great sense of hearing was kind of a curse, all that stepping noise couldn't let me concentrate on dying in peace.
THUMP!
Can't have anything in this world apparently.
THUMP! THUMP!
"Oh right," I became disappointed, can't even think about things I missed on anymore.
The footstep stopped, a weird shadow appeared over my face, I looked up and saw the source of the noise. A naked humanoid creature with red skin, though it kinda looked like maroon, no visible facial features except an eye, on its chest was a large circle, I wasn't even concerned at this or the two sets of arms. This dude seriously had a whole-ass mouth on his stomach, which made me distracted from the constant pain I felt from my leg being crushed.
Like where does he even digest food? Through his butt? Biology wasn't biology-ing!
I was cut off as 'Elmo' looked me straight in the face, like as if I was its long lost child. I didn't bother showing it any attention, like it deserved it anyways, though it didn't stop the monster from slowly grabbing me with one of its arms. It pulled me from the rubble effortlessly, though at the cost of a leg.
"Heh, thanks," I muttered, though it seemed like it had other ideas, realized this as soon as I was slowly being moved into a new home in its stomach/mouth thingy. I was too weak to even try struggling, even if I managed to escape it's hold, I couldn't run anywhere, even if I could, I'd just die a slow and painful death in some corner.
Meaning I'd have to accept fate, one of the three forces of bitchiness in the universe asides Karma and luck. Though it didn't look bad, I'd probably be eaten head first which was an instant kill, then my upper torso followed, then finally my legs (or leg if you use singular)
It placed the other had on my body for a firmer grip to avoid me from slipping. What a kind creature even though I'm literally lunch to it. I looked up once more and noticed my predictions came true, heads first! Hurray!
"My life fucking sucks," I muttered
Homeless, starving, injured to near death. I got kicked out of college a month, couldn't pay my own fees cuz no parents to do that since they both 'died mysteriously' immediately after my high school graduation. Uhhh what else… Single, the boring guy in the friend group, at least I was lucky to even have a long lasting childhood friend like Mitsuki.
My head was now inside it's mouth, seconds away from being DIO'ed.
It then hit me, a food for thought before I become food. I never made any friends cuz I was bad at socializing same with me being single, I spent my entire life studying to get into a half decent university just to get kicked out a year later so I couldn't enjoy anything much like parties, video games, manga, anime, all sorts of food…
Could it be I didn't cherish it enough? Was that why it wasn't that fun?
The monster's teeth slowly sunk into my face, it was wraps at this point… it kinda sucked I couldn't do those things I wanted to do, nor did I even have time to regret my actions.
"Nothing I can do about that"
CHOMP!
My head was crushed by what seemed to be its molars, lucky me, not being able to feel anything as the light before me faded away on that day…
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February 3 2019
*
I blinked once.
Weirdest dream I ever had, except it wasn't a dream. I could feel my neck still hurting from being chopped off like a carrot.
"Haru, the grocery list is waiting…"
From the comfort of my bed, I heard the voice of my mom from the kitchen which made me freak out even more. The dead shouldn't be cooking breakfast, unless I was in heaven, which couldn't explain why I still felt trauma from being swallowed.
I quickly rushed to the sink in my toilet, this place was similar to my former room when my parents were still alive so it ought to be similar to it. Unless it wasn't what I think it is, or what I hope it isn't.
After washing my face thoroughly for minutes, I came out and dried it with a towel. I then came to the living room with high hopes that Dad's daily newspaper was forgotten on the table. As it turned out, it was.
With all hesitation, he checked the date on the newspaper
May 20 2018
"WHAT THE ACTUAL FU-"
So it's been a looooong while, like One Piece levels of long. Mainly due to the novels I've been working on, the countless high school project, the other stories I wanna do…
But forget about that!
I'd like to welcome you to Special-Grade Regressor, a tale where my OC (SI-ish) resides. Like all the other flop fictions, trust me, it'll work… I think…
What you're likely to find: Character development, humor, drastic changes to the main story, more agendas that will be pushed (E.g. Fraudkuna vs Jogoat).
What you're not likely to find: Lemons, some canon elements which I plan on retconning (thank God Gege writes this shit DX)
Anyways, won't be something regular and I'll try uploading like every two weeks.
Till then, take care