"Ugh my neck..." Reimu complained with her trying to do stretching since she was feeling pain in her neck, ignoring the rather loud fart she released since she felt pressure in her upper body. "I definitely didn't do enough stretching at the shrine earlier."
"Ooh looks like someone is in bad shape!" Chen laughed with her fixing up her hat for she whistled while she was doing it. "Care to let me help you?"
"Oh of course not; I can get this fixed myself-" Reimu attempted to say only for her to slip on a banana peel that was just sitting there which caused her to go into the air and land on her back, which only made her neck more in pain. "Oww...!"
"Looks like somebody isn't having a good day." Marisa said with her riding by on her broom with her lifting up her dress to let out a pretty powerful poot since she was feeling farty herself. "How is it going girl?"
"What do you think? My neck is in pain and now I slipped." Reimu said with her face still on the ground.
Marisa blinked and proceeded to pull out some fresh bacon she had stashed underneath her witch hat. "Oh. That's a shame."
"What are you eating by the way?"
"Bacon. It's really soft too!" Marisa exclaimed with her waving it directly at the shrine maiden. "You want some?"
"Ehh I'll think about it." Reimu said upon dusting off her red dress while she felt her stomach growl. "Guess now is the time for be to be thinking about it-"
"I'll take it!" Sanae happily exclaimed with her jumping out of the bushes and holding her hands together while farting in a cute style. "I haven't had a bite to eat since last night!"
"Well okay but it's going to be pretty greasy!" Marisa laughed with her handing the human bacon. "Just be sure to savor it-"
Sanae ate up the entire thing without another thought and was quick to laugh since she really enjoyed the feeling of the bacon going through her, clapping about with her burping a satisfied belch. "That was fantastic! Do you have more on hand?"
"Well I know where to find it." Marisa pointed out upon pulling out the precious thing she stole earlier. "It's with the power of this orb!"
"...did you get that thing from where I think you did?" Chen asked with her getting onto the bike she had resting nearby.
"That I did. Though I don't think ol' Patchy noticed it... unlike all the books I borrowed lol."
Suddenly the witch felt herself being tugged and she turned around to see a rather disappointed Alice standing there with her arms folded together, with her doll Shanghai having the same exact look on her face.
"You did exactly what I thought you would do." Alice said while shaking her head in disappointment. "You realize what I have to do now right?"
"Hey we're all friends here." Marisa admitted with her rubbing the back of her head. "You wouldn't bemoan a good thing borrowing something that they need right?"
Marisa suddenly found the Shanghai doll farting right on her as to which Marisa followed up by beating her up using her broom. This of course was then greeted with Alice farting ripe poots on her face which was strong enough to make the witch gag, her face turning green for she was quick to place her blonde friend's head into her sweaty armpit which of course stunk so much it made Alice vomit. Chen simply watched and laughed her head off since she was enjoying the sight of this insanity with a warp opening up and suddenly emerging from it was Yukari who yawned while she was smiling at this situation.
"So this is what you're doing." Yukari said with her leaning forward and blasting out a huge fart that caused the area to violently shake, with the vibrations being strong enough to make the Scarlet Devil Mansion explode in the distance. "Pity I haven't gotten here early enough, we could have really been making use of this situation."
"Don't you have a gacha to be wasting all our money on?" Reimu complained with her approaching the yokai only to trip on another banana peel and land on her back, with the classic X eye symbols marked in place of her regular eyes.
Yukari couldn't help but laugh at this since she was enjoying the weird silliness going on around them. "Ahh but I already spent enough on that 1 game I'm pretty bad at. Anyway I just wanted to see if any of you were in the mood for an adventure."
"Gee I dunno." Sanae said nervously with her touching her fingertips together for she looked around the shrine. "You think we have enough energy for doing that sorta thing?"
"Well clearly you do." Yukari pointed out with her twirling around the umbrella she suddenly decided to summon. "I just want an excuse for us to be in a story that has a bit of meat to it, that's all."
"Did someone say meat?" Cirno exclaimed with her flying around the area farting out her icy powers since she was laughing her head off. "That sounds like something for the strongest character to investigate!"
"Oh... I didn't call for you." Yukari said with a calm smirk on her face upon tilting her head while she casually relaxed herself. "In fact I'm not sure why you're here."
"Wha... I have every reason to be here!" Cirno snapped with her having a puzzled look on her face. "...I just don't know what it is yet."
"Perhaps... this?" Yukari insisted with her summoning a bunch of sweets around them.
"Oh joy!" Cirno exclaimed with her attempting to dive right into the pile of sweet treats only for her to faceplant into a shovel which was enough to knock her out, a bunch of X symbols marked on where her eyes would be.
"...something about this seems off but I can't really tell." Marisa spoke with her and Alice both tied up together in rope. "Anyway can we have those?"
"Err not really." Yukari said with her cutting open a void that sent the sweets away, covering her laughing mouth with her left gloved hand. "I did that just as an excuse to have shenanigans going on."
"So you're taunting." Alice spoke with her struggling to get through the rope. "Well there's only 1 thing in this instance to do."
Yukari was confused until she was suddenly greeted with Shanghai hitting her in the face, with the entire shrine lighting up on fire. Sanae screamed and dashed away into the forest to go get water to douse the flames while Chen rode away on her bike, with Marisa and Alice attempting to use the flames to burn up the ropes while both Reimu and Cirno remained knocked out and unable to do anything.