Highschool DxD Fanfiction Cliches

by LunarKnot

An ordinary story about ordinary situations involving ordinary characters making ordinary decisions! If you want to have that feeling that you read something by reading something, then this is the fanfiction for you! DxD edition!

4. Chapter 4

Chapter 4: Random Crossover Characters

Issei, pawn of Rias Gremory, was sitting on his strangely crusty and stained bed. He was trying to get stronger for Buchou and Asia and to fulfill his dream of becoming Harem King! But he was weak. His near-defeat against Riser showed that. So he was doing everything he could to get stronger, by furiously masturbating to extremely worn porn mags, specifically with the arm that summons the boosted gear on it. He was training his upper body strength, haven't you seen the Charger from Left 4 Dead?

Then, suddenly a beautiful blue-haired buxom beauty showed up in his room!

"Hello there" She said

Of course Issei was too much of an idiot to respond and so just stared at her bewbs while suffering a type 4 Hemorrhage from the torrent of blood jetting from his nose. Even though she was potentially an assassin who could be there to make him contract a terminal case of sword-through-head.

"I'm Esdeath". The now-named beauty said. Why and how is this crossover character from Akame ga Kill here? Well it doesn't matter, she's hot and if the author bothers with an explanation then it'll be obviously paper thin and maybe even downright stupid. It's fine though, High School DxD's "Worldbuilding", or rather, the dumpster fire excuse of worldbuilding DxD shovels down your throat alongside its softcore porn means that the asinine justification the author uses to explain a crossover character's presence here is either completely in line with everything else about the world, or happens to be unintentionally better than most of the worldbuilding surrounding it. Not that that's a particularly high bar after all, considering the bar of worldbuilding in DxD is rock bottom.

Then she trains him for some flimsy reason, and Issei achieves the Balance Breaker pretty quickly, probably by intensively training his upper body strength to the sight of her oppai. Also along the way Esdeath/Crossover character falls in love with Issei despite them having absolutely no chemistry together and their interactions consisting of your standard cookie-cutter ruthless sensei beating lessons into their foolish pupil. Then they have seggs and poor draeg is forced to watch. And also for some reason Erza Scarlet/Akame/ Hot Crossover Waifu is also there for a hot three/four/five/six/infinity/some. For reasons, I guess because of the power of horny.