Another chapter. Enjoy. :)
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Renji yelped and tried to push back as far into the pet carrier as possible when Izumi thrust her face in front of the metal door. She smiled happily and said "Don't worry Mrs. Fluffelkins that bad man will not get you again."
Renji gulped and send out a silent prayer to god to save him from Izumi's clutches.
When the car finally arrived at Izumi's mansion the first thing Renji noticed was how high the boundary walls were. He gulped when he realized how likely it was that he would never be able to escape unless somehow his friends found him. The red head sent a prayer to a god he didn't believe in to save him from the mad girl.
On reaching the front door of the mansion the sleek black limousine stopped and one of the man servants opened the door. Renji winced as Izumi's shrill voice rang out. "Hey Andrew I found a talking dog!" The next thing Renji knew, the pet carrier he had been stuffed in was being picked up. Renji yelped in protest at the jostling but was ignored.
The pet carrier was carried away by one of Izumi's bodyguard while her butler, Andrew was asking his mistress to explain everything in detail. Izumi explained how she had found Renji and how Renji had been taken away from her by an orange haired punk. She stamped her feet and said "And then I beat that punk who hurt Mrs. Fluffelkins feelings with a stop sign."
Andrew sighed and replied "Perhaps madam you should go rest while we cleanup..erm..Mrs. Fluffelkins." "Oh..okay" agreed the blond teen and going inside the mansion. Meanwhile the frustrated butler wondered "How am I going to explain to the mistress that she stole someone's dog, which happens to be male and also that dogs don't talk. How exactly am I going to deal with her latest goof up."
"Wait... shouldn't we bring Uryuu with us?" Ichigo asked knowing fully well that if Orihime went then so would he. The others agreed with him and it was decided that Ichigo would go to Urahara with Renji while Chad and Orihime would fetch Uryuu together.
With that decided they both headed towards their destined locations.
Uryu was busy with his homework when suddenly their butler came to meet him. The old, slightly wizened man rapped at the door post before announcing that his friends had come to meet him. The raven haired quincy looked up at the aged man servent before replying "Uh.. Okay I will meet them in the living room." The butler gave him up bow and left him alone with his thoughts.
'Why would Inoue san and Sado san come to meet me here all of a sudden.' he wondered. Pushing his slipping glasses back to their original position he left the room feeling slightly puzzled.
He entered the vast living room where Orihime and Chad were seated on the large sofa. They got up on seeing him. "Inoue san. Sado san. How nice of you to visit." Uryu said smiling lightly. The quincy felt closer to them both than the rest of his 'enemies'. Since Uryu's only other friends were all shinigami, the bespectacled boy preferred his human friends a lot more. Plus the shinigami weren't his friends they were his 'enemies.'
"Ishida kun! Your house is huge!" exclaimed Orihime enthusiastically. Uryu sweat dropped at her antics before turning to the solemn giant beside her. "So..What brings you guys here?"
I believe the readers can imagine what happened next. After Orihime finished her enthusiastic narration of the story Uryu twitched trying to maintain his composure. Excusing himself, Uryu ran and locked himself in the nearest room and started to laugh like crazy. After regaining his breath he returned to the living room and asked "What does those Shinigami's problems have to do with me?"
"Well... we were hoping that you would come with us to Seireitei." said Orihime feeling a bit uncomfortable since she and Sado both had heard Uryu's maniacal laughter.
"Okay lets go then." said the quincy, before getting up and continuing "Wait... I need to get my camera first."
"Why?" asked Sado a bit surprised at the quincy's uncharacteristically hyper behavior.
"So that I can click photos for blackmailing." came the reply.
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Also I assume Uryu lives with his father in a mansion.
Also I have crossed ten thousand words. How cool is that?