I actually had this chapter written long back but had no internet connection. Anyway I hope you like it. :)
Disclaimer: I don't own Bleach.
Yoruichi had already switched on all the machines and had eaten five can of Urahara Shoten: Special Tuna. And thus, she was bored. Completely and absolutely bored out of her mind. The blond shopkeeper was bustling about, fiddling with test tubes and chemicals. Yoruichi watched, her feline yellow eyes following the blond's movement with interest. It was nice to see Urahara to be so interested and absorbed in his work. Secretly, the Shiohin princess found it cute.
Silently like the cat she was, she stalked her prey approaching him from behind and peeking over his shoulder. "Found anything interesting yet, Kisuke?"
"I think so. I just wish I had more samples." Said Kisuke, using a dropper to put blood in a test tube and putting it in the centrifuge.
"You can take some from me." Offered Yoruichi.
Kisuke looked up at his best friend, his grey-green eyes glistening with excitement. "Of course that would be great. All I need to do is compare your DNA with Abarai san's. That way I could probably figure out how to reverse the condition. I think I will need Captain Komamura's as well."
"Hmm…"
Yoruichi watched as Kisuke took some hair samples along with some blood from her and turned back to his work.
"So where is Abarai? Did you send him back to Soul society?"
"Ah no I asked him to inform Ichigo and the others. Come to think of it they should have arrived here by now."
"Hmm… I think I will go look for those idiots then." Said Yoruichi to Kisuke, who was currently bent over his computer engrossed.
"Yeah I think that would be for the best." Replied Kisuke a minute later, only to turn around and find that Yoruichi was already gone.
Yoruichi leapt from rooftop to rooftop as agile in her human form as in feline form. It took her a while but after a little searching she happened upon Ichigo. The orange haired human was knocked out. When she reached him she bent down to check whether he had left his body lying around again.
Nope his soul was still inside.
She flashed once and returned with a pitcher of water in her hand and poured it on Ichigo.
"Gyahhh!" The human leapt up. Realising what had happened Ichigo glared at Yoruichi and yelled, "What on earth was that for?"
"Just a wake up call. Ichigo if you are tired you should use a bed."
Ichigo glowered in answer and then he realized his canine companion was missing. "Oh shit that weird girl kidnapped Renji!" He turned around hopeing to see her but no one was around. Unimpressed Yoruichi bonked him on the head shutting him up.
"What the heck are you going on about? What do you mean Abarai has been kidnapped?"
Sighing Ichigo explained everything, from Isumi accusing him of being a kidnapper to Isumi knocking him out with a stop sign. "And then that crazy girl grabbed the stop sign and hit me with it and knocked me out and then… Why are you laughing? Stop laughing."
Yoruichi wiped her eyes, as she wheezed and gasped, "Ha ha… I can't believe Ichigo the guy who defeated Aizen got beaten by a 13 year old wielding a stop sign."
"Well whatever," said Ichigo angrily "We have got to rescue Renji."
"Ichigo you need to go to Soul society."
"But…"
"Ichigo, Abarai is probably fine. He has been taken by a girl who thinks Renji is her pet. At most he is getting his toenails painted and put in weird clothes." Said Yoruichi.
Ichigo grumbled under his breath and Yoruichi sighed. 'That kid has always been rather stubborn.'
"Tell you what I will go check on Abarai. Make sure he is alive and kicking. You go to Urahara's. Okay?"
Ichigo grumbled but did as he was ordered.
As promised Yoruichi searched for Renji and found him, soon enough playing with two kids in a giant mansion. He was barking and running around fetching the ball that was being thrown. She watched as he wagged his tail when the girl hugged him.
Smiling she thought, 'So he has discovered the joy of belly scratches and head rubs.'
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