From the Germans side..
We bin gegtin fucked up!
Ay but we got to look death in the eye!
Not unless!
Planes flying over hand.
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Story.
(Cops and Em)
(We're gonna die)
They changed as they marched.
Ronny the butcher! He held that war ax like a king.
(We're gonna die!)
Demonic chanting! One side passer yelled that drummed with them.
It was the east of north Germany. Right above France and right below Normandy.
We're gonna fucking die! One yelled out of formation soldier! Your chanting wasn't any good. I'm afraid to tell you
Shut up! He said yelling it in his face.
My fucking war hammer!
He said slamming it into the ground and like every mule that tries his luck three times it worked.
He looked down at the floor and at the knife.
Everythings fine and dandy with you!
The man nodded.
Get back in line then! He said shrugging his head
No
He said spitting out a piece of bread. Wheat. Nasty. And for the obvious desperate for their death in a terrible time period of gout.
He said and spat.
Ahhh!
He yelled going to attack him.
The soldier turned to him.
Up you go.
And went into an animation of an uppercut and stabbed him through the brain and the heavens roared.
Sparta!
He yelled.
Get him off!
He said sounding high and ecstatic.
One laughed.
Fuck you laughing at. He said to him when he got closer.
Excuse me?
You heard me he said lowering his dick.
Fuck you laughing at.
You think you could take on twenty men?
No.
Then alright then!
He said pointing his fingers at him.
I understand you!
I got
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Baghcala
Ughpmu
Unfy
...
Zaga the sword!
Namin! The killer.
Hahahaha the soldier crixus yelled.
Hands down man's down quicken in a quicky!
Booya!
Hahahaha
Get it he said looking at them shaking his head.
Shut the fuck up then.
Hahahaha! Then he turned serious. You said twenty men.
I only need my left hand to kill you.
Hahahaha!
His ears perked.
King jofferey!
Hahahaha
egons walnuts murderer! Live!
Hahahaha
Trash the talker the kid and boy!
Hahahaha
Guon
Hahahaha
John
Hahahaha
Vlad the impaler
Hahahaha
Josh the killer of all men
Hahahaha
Durham!
Hahaha
The phone
He said looking at him in the eye and spitting.
Hahahahaha
Thomas
Hahahahaha
Shorty
Hahahahaha
Ava
Hahahaha
The devil
Hahahahaha
Drake and Josh
Hahahahaha
The hound
Hahahaha
One to many. He said then turned and walked away.
Suck my dick!
He stopped.
How many niggas in that line of pussies he said looking at him in the eye and dick. Are going to and willing to get fucked up here and in the obvious place of hell and if I'm not lucky van halla?
Guon smiled.
Only one motherfucker! He said proudly. Don't you see we're here all the ones he counted anyway.
He said rasing his hand.
Few to many.
He said looking at him in the eye.
John!
John my dick motherfucker then they started shaking. It panned out as they struck each other.
And even though that fight is lost to history, some said Aegon brought it up.
I've heard this before!
One yelled!
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Aegon got up from his chair the next day and sniffed the air.
He grabbed his glass and sipped it cleanly. Some of the leaves still on it.
He licked his mouth and it wavered.
The girl sitting on the table looked back at him.
I stared at you all night.
She said lowering her head.
Yes misses bunny.
You don't care?
No.
What if I was possessing you visually?
Then you'll be cunning.
He said smirking and clapping then got up whistling.
You're a North men!
Aegon shook visibly.
And pretended as he walked away.
I was possesing you I mean it get back here!
Then the door closed.
Edward waited.
Well?
Know any exorcist.
And let the Lord be your savior.
John wrote down for him. Taking it seriously and believing him. Because it could happen you know.
Exactly Aegon said tapping the horse.
John got off the horse.
What you say?
I said it could happen looking at him pouting up and down.
How about you get off it?
Want to be the devil?
I only got half a life time looking at you as far as I could remember.
Maybe because I ain't let you remember me.
He said with his left hand out and laughing.
What did you say?
Know any exorcist?
Ahhhhh!
Aegon distracted him as he was penetrated from the back.
Aegon raised his horse in a whilly with a twisted jaw and tongue and placed it down upon the man's shoulders.
The horse met his end and Aegon kept driving it down until the dick was touching his mouth.
Nah for real that was my dick!
He said to his friend funnily. Shaking his head up at him.
He got off his horse.
What has you so peeved.
The day I met him. I told you he said shaking his shoulders I always knew about ya!
Aegon!
He said that part over his shoulders.
Aegon!
Aegon grabbed his dagger and pointed it at the sun.
The ugh?
The sun!
He said laughing.
Ball of metal in the sky
The sun is out of fire hahahaha!
He was laughing then he got on his horse.
Aegon ran Johns pockets and got on Johns horse.
And got there in Johns horse to his army's base do low and dropped it at his house.
That's the kings horse.
Aegon road it humpingly.
Then threw the horse at the gate and it ran it.
All of this is mine! See he said looking at all them smiling. I did that alone!
One man grabbed his pearl necklace.
A man that conquers alone is a good man.
Then Aegon got on a different horse.
Where you going?
He said taking off his belt.
You ain't Timothy lance a lot!
He said and pulled off.
After him!
They chased after him but in the distance there was a blockade of his soldiers.
Aegon humped the horse
Saying ah ah ah
And placed on some blusher!
To hell with them
He whispered to one guard.
They're pretending out here!
The men were being over ran before they looked up at the sky in horror and arrows rained.
The hound followed his friend who was all beat up.
Will you cut out!
A small man pulled up he was a monster. A creature of the night.
Your a creature of the night.
And your my back dick!
He said swinging his front part.
Well mines in the front!
The man lifted his hand and made a waving motion in a good animation.
I'll kill ya trust me I'll kill ya
Then he grabbed a corn out the hot water and the lady didn't know how and bit off one piece and spat in the man's face.
Not corn my dick
Nau
Not corn my dick.
My dick.
Then they teed off.
The creature of the night was hanging from a stick and cooking
To hell wit ya! To hell with all of ya!
Look at me I'm a creature of the night I mess up funny stories! Nahanahahanaha!
That night he feasted on fish and rice. And this time a delilah did indeed pulled up and sat there right across the monster of the woods. He had four wooden ribs.
You look intelligent.
As she looked at his last kill.
Ugh ugh fhryb
Hahahaha
Fuck me!
He fucked her later on. Even though she was crazy.
It's still back in the day he thought to himself as he talked to the police in the morning.
Their still slow in the uptown!
The cop. Who was instead a soldier grabbed him.
I'm next.
The hound grabbed him nut and everything on his hand.
Aristole?
No that's the man that fucked you up! I'm the man trying to fuck your wife!
You misunderstood me! There's nut in it.
Fuck you!
He said and slammed his hand away and lowered his pants.
Hahahaha
The hound said.
Rapist.
Suck my dick aghhh!
The hound showered in the lake his hands all cool.
Suck my dick!
He yelled to the man but motioned the girl closer.
I killed him for you
What's with the accent.
I'm dead.
He said laughing then began to cry a little.
You said you were crazy.
Aghy ghygh
Then she tapped her hand with her finger twice.
Si. Ayer! Tu te sentate ay I'm trying Spanish! He said throwing on his pelt.
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Aegon busted into a maids face and Edward walked in.
Then he ran out to get a knife.
Going to the king when he calls you is a mistake.