Opening File: Magical High Commission
The Magic High Commission, also called the MHC, is a council of beings and magic users from various dimensions that oversees all of the magic activity in the universe. They were established by Glossaryck, and their headquarters is located at the Bureaucracy of Magic in an unknown dimension. Though he does not consider himself a member Glossaryck is one of the three original founders of the Magic High Commission. He was created by the universe itself to give Mewmans a better understanding of the magic that permeates the universe.
Next is Lekmet who is the second one of the three original founders of the Commission and its High Chancellor. Glossaryck created him to give Mewmans an understanding of the impermanence of existence. The full extent of his role in the Commission is unknown.
Omnitraxus Prime, the last one of the three original founders of the Commission. Glossaryck created him to maintain the multiverse for Mewmans and explain to them the delicate strands of space-time.
Hekapoo is the forger and enforcer of all dimensional scissors. Glossaryck created her to provide Mewmans with the means of interdimensional travel. If necessary, she can also close off all interdimensional travel.
Rhombulus is the youngest and least mature member of the Commission. He serves as the council's 'muscle' and judges certain individuals of the multiverse by determining whether or not they pose a threat to its safety. This sometimes results in him wrongfully imprisoning people in crystal due to his reliance on instinct rather than logic.
Though not an official member anymore, Reynaldo the Bald Pate is the enforcer of orderliness in the universe. He retired from the Commission after Queen Rhina Butterfly cast a spell on him that made him speak only in riddles, and currently serves as the ferryman for the River of Time.
The Magic High Commission enforces the laws of magic to all magical realms, at least magical realms that do not employ the use of dark based magic. However it has been stated by others such the Lords of Chaos and even Glossaryck himself have admitted to the High Commission to being fanatics when it comes to enforce the laws of magic.
Klarion considers them worse than his own arch enemy, Nabu who when merged with a mortal becomes the legendary hero known as Dr. Fate.
Close File
Xxx
"Don't move." Hekapoo said with a grin.
She then slashed her blades around her, creating multiple portals that punches and kicks that came out and hit the magical zombie himself on the other side. Her attacks burned through the zombie's rotting skin and he groaned seemingly in pain from each hit.
Hekapoo then finished with a kick that literally knocked the zombie's head clear off his shoulders. The zombie's head rolled across the ground as his body collapsed.
"Too easy." Hekapoo said as she turned around to continue her journey.
However Abracadaver's eyes opened and glowed bright red as his head floated up and reconnected with his body.
"You…Hit…Me!" The zombie growled, raising a hand.
Hekapoo stopped and looked over her shoulder with an annoyed expression. "Seriously?"
The zombie released a shockwave of magic that spread out across the area, passing past Hekapoo who turned around.
"And what is…this?" Hekapoo's eyes widened as the area around her turned dark grey. "You have got to be kidding me. Some kind of subconscious world?"
"You got it!"
Hekapoo's eyes widened and then narrowed as she watched a certain triangle appear before her. "Bill Cipher. Deceiver and destroyer of worlds. One of the worst demons in the entire multi-verse."
"Yup, that's me!" Bill laughed as he floated around Hekapoo. "How'd you like my zombie? His magic easily summoned me here in this little rift between worlds. Watch this!"
Bill snapped his fingers and suddenly the ground beneath Hekapoo's feet turned to water and she fell in. "Hey!"
Bill laughed as Hekapoo shot out of the water and slashed at him with one of her scissor blades but he passed through it and her like a ghost. Hekapoo growled as she landed on her feet, preparing to attack again.
"Don't strain yourself, match stick. You can't hurt me and I just need to keep you in here for a few minutes. We both know there are only two people on the High Commission who come close to having a chance of hurting me."
Hekapoo narrowed her eyes, knowing who Bill was talking about. 'Omnitraxus and Glossaryck. If any of them were here they could put this triangle in his place.'
And unfortunately for Hekapoo, even though she was a member of the High Commission alongside them she was not as powerful as either of the two. At best she was stronger and smarter than Rhombulous and on par with Lekmat and Reynaldo. Still, she was far from helpless against this maniac and she would never give him the satisfaction of ever being afraid.
"What are you up to?" Hekapoo questioned.
"Just moving my own plans forward. Don't worry, I'll only keep you here for a moment or two." Bill answered before he disappeared, leaving Hekapoo fuming.
She could travel anywhere in the Multiverse but that zombie used a ritual powered by Bill Cipher to trap in the mindscape, a place a little out of her league.
"This isn't over, Cipher!" She vowed, planning to burn that triangle demon one day.
Xxx
"Alright, the bus to take us out of Gravity Falls comes at sundown. If we wanna stay in town we've got to get past those guards, make it through the fence, and get Gideon to hand over that deed." Dipper said, him and Mabel hiding in the bushes near the fence around the Shack.
"Leave that to Mabel. Wa-chaw!" Mabel shot the grappling hook.
It hit a tree branch, then ricochet to Dipper, hitting him in the face. "Ah! Now will you admit the grappling hook is useless?!"
"Nope!"
"Okay. What can we use to defeat Gideon?" Dipper pulled out the journal and skimmed through the pages. "Let's see... Barf fairy?"
"Yeah!"
"Nope. Butternut Squash with a Human Face and Emotions?" Dipper continued.
"Yeah!"
"Nope."
"Whoa, what's this?" Mabel asked, stopping at a page that showed complex and intricate designs.
"I stared at this page for hours. It seems like a blueprint to build some kind of strange futuristic super-weapon-"
"BORING! To defeat those guards we need some kind of army." Mabel interrupted.
Dipper suddenly got an idea. "... Wait a minute! An army! Mabel, that's it! The Gnomes!"
"Uhh..." Mabel nervously tugged her sweater's collar.
Who could blame her for being nervous? After all they were counting on getting help from the very gnomes who lied to her, kidnapped her, tried to force her to marry them and then attacked her and Dipper when she refused.
Was Dipper just plain crazy or desperate to go to them?
Xxx
"I think this is their hiding spot." Dipper said, him and Mabel now following the trail through the woods where they both first encountered the Gnomes.
"I wonder what Gnomes do out here all alone in the forest?" Mabel thought out loud.
The answer to her question soon came as they reached the hiding place of the Gnomes and saw something they would never forget.
No matter how hard they tried.
The disturbing sight was none other than the Gnome leader named Jeff, relaxing in a bath made of squirrels before he noticed the kids looking at him.
"Aaah!"
"Do do do..." Jeff looked up, seeing them and exclaimed in pure surprise. "Aah! This... this is normal. This is normal for gnomes. Scrub scrub." To prove his point he scrubbed his armpit with a squirrel.
Dipper and Mabel looked at each other disgusted, and looked back at Jeff.
"Well, well, well. Look who came crawlin' back. Take five, Chris." One of the squirrels jumped out of the tub. "You guys keep doin' what you're doin'. So, changed your mind about marryin' me, did ya Mabel?"
Mabel cringed. "Ew, hardly. We need your help. And seriously, ew!"
"You want our help? After you left me at the alter? No dice!" Jeff retorted.
"But what if we were able to get you a new queen? One even more beautiful than me." Mabel proposed.
Dipper immediately caught on. "Her name's Gideon, and she has lovely white hair."
"Whoa. Mature woman, huh? Hey Shmebulock, get my cologne!" Jeff shouted out.
The Gnome named Shmebulock came in. "Shmebulock!"
"Is Shmebulock all you can say?" Jeff asked.
Shmebulock paused and then answered. "Shmebulock..."
"It's a deal!" Jeff accepted and shook hands with Dipper.
Xxx
"Waiter, give me a glass of the strongest most expired apple cider you've got."
All Stan Pines wanted to do right now was spent the new couple of hours feeling sorry for himself and waste what little money he had left on pointless drinks.
Life of the party, everyone.
"Sure thing, Mr. Pines."
Stan looks up at the very familiar voice. "Soos? What are you doing here?"
Soos was clad in an apron and cleaning glass. "Since the Mystery Shack shut down, I've had to take on a bunch of part-time jobs. Grave digger, bus driver, really awesome cook... Hey, is the kitchen supposed to have that much fire in it?" The kitchen was in a sea of fire, so Soos ran into the kitchen and put out fire with an extinguisher.
Stan sighed. "You're a good man-child, Soos, but it's not lookin' good. This whole town loves Gideon and hates me. If only they knew how evil he really was!"
Soos came out and walked over to Stan, putting his hand on his shoulder. "Hey, I'm here for you, dude."
"The entire lower half of your body is on fire."
Soos put his hand on Stan's nose, and then patted his arm as smoke emerged from his back. "Shh, we're having a moment..."
"DOWN WITH GIDEON!"
Both men jumped and looked outside to see an angry mob marching down the street outside the diner.
"What in the world?" Stan stood up, pushing Soos away and headed to the door, opening it and asked the first guy he found. "What is going on?"
"Gideon's been spying on everyone in Gravity Falls with cameras he put in our houses!" The outraged man shouted before rejoining the mob.
Stan's eyes widened in shock, watching as everyone who claimed to love Gideon Gleeful shouted for his head.
"Soos, I think our luck has changed." Stan said with smile. "Go find Dipper and Mabel. I got a Shack to take back!"
"YES!" Soos shouted as he threw off his apron…and oddly enough his pants with it.
Xxx
"No wait! This is a mistake!"
Gideon had no idea what had happened.
One minute he was guarding the Shack as he had been ordered to by Bill and next he was being pulled away in handcuffs by the police.
"Lil' Gideon, you're under arrest for conspiracy, fraud and breaking our hearts!" Blubbs said, sounding like he was about to cry. "Durland, the tiny handcuffs."
Durland placed the handcuffs on Gideon's wrists and dragged him into the police car. "Wha-no! Let go of me!"
Stan stood proudly at the car as he opened the door but stopped to give Gideon a shake down. Of the many things that fell out was the deed to the Mystery Shack which Stan caught but stopped when he saw a book that fell out of the kid's suit. "I believe this belongs to me!"
Dipper and Mabel emerged from the bushes with the Gnomes, ready to take back the shack when they saw the crowd. "Hey, what's going on?"
"Kids! I got the deed back!" Stan said happily as Gideon was shoved into the car.
"No! No!" Gideon protested as he was shoved into the back. "Watch the hair! You can't do this to me! You need me!" Stan slammed the door shut and the officers drove away. "You'll hear from my lawyers! I'll be back! I swear it!"
"There you have it. Local hero Stanford Pines has just exposed Li'l Gideon as a fraud. Anything you have to say to the town, Stanford?" Shandra Jimenez asked Stan who only had one thing to say.
"The Mystery Shack is back, baby!"
Jeff and the Gnomes glared at Dipper and Mabel. "Next time, find someone else to do your dirty work!"
Xxx
"Ahaha! Oh, thank you, thank you!"
Almost immediately the Pines family got the Mystery Shack back up and running and business was booming!
Meanwhile up in the twins' attic bedroom, Mabel and Dipper were unpacking as Stan walked in.
"Hey, Grunkle Stan!" Mabel cheerfully greeted.
"Uh, you kiddos settlin' back in okay?" Stan asked with a small grin.
"Yep! All of my favorite moldy spots on the ceiling are still there! Even you, Daryl." Mabel answered.
In the meantime Dipper had something he wanted to get off his chest. "Hey, Grunkle Stan, me and Mabel have been talking, And I think there's something we should finally tell you. This is a journal I found in the woods." Dipper handed Stan the journal. "It talks about all the crazy stuff that goes on in Gravity Falls. I don't know what it means, or who wrote it. But, after all we've been through, maybe you should finally know about it."
Stan solemnly closes the book. "I'm glad you showed me this, Dipper" He was silent for a moment before he broke down and laughed his head off "... AHAHAHA! Now I know where you've been getting it all from! Spookums and monsters. This spooky book has been filling your head with crazy conspiracies!"
"But it's all real!" Dipper protested. "You know its real too! You saw the weird stuff with the Blind Eye."
But Stan seemed unable to hear his nephew's words. "Haha. You gotta quit readin' this fantasy nonsense for your own good. Although some of these would make great attractions! Can't come up with this stuff! Mind if I borrow this?" Stan got up, taking the book with him and started to leave.
"Wait, no! Grunkle Stan!"
"'Magic book.'" Stan laughed as he walked out. "Ridiculous!"
"Stan, I need it!" Dipper shouted, ready to chase after his uncle but Mabel stopped him.
"Dipper, you don't need that book! You were willing to take on Gideon to get the Shack back and before that you took down an evil ghost and escaped an insane club that erases people's memories! Don't you see? You're a hero whether you've got that journal or not!"
Dipper stopped and considered Mabel's words, realizing she was right. "Whoa. Thanks, Mabel. I still want it back though."
"I'm sure you'll get it back. What would a boring old man like Stan want with that book anyway?" Mabel asked with a laugh.
Soos suddenly popped out of a cardboard box and shot water guns at Dipper and Mabel. "Soos-ed!"
Dipper and Mabel got up and laughingly chased after Soos.
Xxx
Meanwhile down below in the gift ship Stan approached a vending machine, carrying lantern to avoid turning the lights on and being discovered. Stan then entered a code and the vending machine moved to reveal a doorway behind it. He climbed down a set of stairs to an elevator. He opened a panel besides the elevator and input the alchemical symbols for 'composition,' 'pulverize,' 'digestion,' and 'fusion' followed by the 'down' button.
He entered and the elevator and went to the third floor. Stan exited into a room filled with complex looking machines and sensors. He walks past them to a desk and switchboard. He opens the desk and pulls out a book, revealing it to be Journal #1.
"After all these years." Stan set down his journal, Journal #2 which he had swiped from Gideon when he picked up the deed to the Mystery Shack, and Journal #3.
"Finally, I have them all." Stan puts together Journals 1, 2, and 3, revealing a complex image algorithm. He conferred it as he pressed buttons and switches. A machine beyond the glass of the switchboard lit up. "It's working!"
Stan rushed to the room with the machine and pushed a large lever in front of it. The machine crackled with large bursts of electricity sending beams of light in every direction, and finally turned on completely; a bright, white light emanating from its central hole, blowing a steady stream of air at Stan who stood proudly in front of it with his hands on his hips, and smiled in satisfaction.
"Here we go."
"Mr. Stan Pines."
"GAH!" Stan jumped and spun around, watching as an armored figure stepped out of the shadows. "Who are you?!"
The armor dissolved away, leaving Double D in its place. "My name is Eddward and I think we have a lot to talk about."
Xxx
"Mrs. Gilligan, we found someone with the last name Gilligan on the road last night." Blubbs said, leading a depressed Betty Gilligan into the police station.
"I want my phone call! You hear me?!" The two walked past the cell of Gideon Gleeful as he ranted and raved.
They came into the waiting room, finding the little girl that the two officers had picked up, sleeping on the couch.
"That's not my Hoagie." Betty replied, but when she took a good look at the sleeping girl she saw something familiar about her. "I do not know her."
"Sorry to waste your time then, ma'am. This girl was found wandering near the road and when we asked her who she was she told us her name." Blubbs explained. "Sky Entrapta Gilligan."
"I do not know anyone named Sky Gilligan." Betty said, staring at the girl.
Why did she seem so familiar?
Why was she staring at the girl?
Who was she?
"We found this on her." Blubbs held out a picture for Betty to see.
When she saw it her heart almost stopped for on it was the same girl with a young woman who was her mother and…
"Hoagie?"
Xxx
"So this is where he is."
"Yes."
"Kind of cliché."
"Nowhere is full of troubles."
Valhallen, the Infraggable Krunk and Nier stood before the saloon in what was none other than the town of Nowhere.
"And what would he be doing here?"
CRASH!
"And stay out!"
Two cat Mobians were thrown out of the saloon, hitting the ground hard and a second later ran off with their tails between their legs. Meanwhile the person who threw them out was a man who appeared to be in his thirties, he had black hair, a beard, brown eyes, and he had a robotic left arm. The man wore a cowboy hat, a brown shirt under body armor, a red cloak with patterns on it, chaps over dark brown pants, a belt buckle that said BAMF, and light brown cowboy boots with a spur on them. On his left side he had a holster that carried a revolver.
The man stepped out, stopping when he saw the three in front of the saloon. "…Nier?"
"Hello Jesse." Nier greeted warmly.
Jesse McCree then looked at Nier's companions. "You're Valhallen of Asgard and a member of the Justice Friends."
"That's me, bro." Valhallen said with a two fingered salute.
"And the Infraggable Krunk, the world's strongest being and considered the Mightiest Mortal." Jesse continued, looking to Krunk.
"Hi!" Krunk greeted with a friendly wave.
"Now what is this about?" Jesse asked once the introductions were done.
"A mission. You would have known we were coming if you answered Sebben's calls." Nier answered, crossing his arms. "I had to pull in a lot of favors to find you."
Jesse gestured inside the saloon. "In here."
Xxx
"You were hired as a bodyguard?"
Jesse nodded, taking a sip of his drink which was actually non-alcoholic. "My client was in a relationship with the leader of a gang who literally lived on the Wrong Side of the Track here in Nowhere."
"What's so bad about it?" Valhallen asked.
"It's an industrial wasteland filled to the brink with smoke stacks and polluted pipes, and is also a landfill full of scrap heap for broken vehicles. Nearly everything is dumped there, even people." Jesse answered. "The place is run by a gang of dog Mobians, led by a literal Mad Dog. I was hired by his girlfriend's best friend when it became clear he was going to run her out of town or kill her."
"Are they all right?" Nier asked.
"They're upstairs. Mad Dog's goons chased us over the track and it was the only one leading out of Nowhere. So we came here to hide for a bit and then get transportation out of here."
"Well, perhaps I can help." Valhallen offered with a smile. "Seems like this Mad Dog needs to be taught a lesson but we need your help for a big mission."
"It usually is." Jesse sighed. "What is it this time?"
"Three of the Elementals have been taken off world." Valhallen answered, watching as Jesse simply stared. "We're going to get them back before you know who sends his own team to get them."
Jesse sighed. "One would think after that mission with the Trolls, I wouldn't be surprised anymore. So, off planet?"
"I got whole flight charted out." Valhallen answered.
SMASH!
"Kitty!" A enraged voice growled out.
Standing at the door was a gang of muscular dog Mobians, looking very feral and angry with red rimmed eyes and snarling sharp teeth.
"Help me with this guy and I'm in." Jesse said simply.