NOTE: The Sonia/Ezekiel duet was inspired by the story 'Cold Winter Dates' by author chuliptism, on Archiveofourown.
Lincoln turned to the audience...
Lincoln: Alright, our next song is from a request in the audience!
Lincoln looked in the crowd, and saw Fink, (from OK KO, Let's Be Heroes) raising her arms...
Fink: Yes, Lincoln Loud, I made that request. I want to know if the song 'Guilty' by Barbra Streisand and Barry Gibb, could be performed here?
Lincoln: Well, Fink, for you, I managed to get 2 ghosts from the ghost world who would be willing to do it. (to the audience) Here they are, performing 'Guilty', Ezekiel Tugbottom and Sonia Davis!
The crowd cheered as the two ghosts (from The Ghost and Molly McGee) flew onto the stage. First, Sonia set the floor of the stage on ice, then she and Ezekiel went to the microphones.
Sonia: Hello, everyone! We hope you like this.
The tune played as the audience remained silent. The two ghosts sung the song while skating around the icy stage, holding their microphones. Sonia sung the Streisand-female vocals, while Ezekiel sung the Gibb-male vocals. They performed the song with such emotion and power. After they finished the song, they both held hands, and took a bow...
Sonia: Magnificent! Thank you, Royal Woods!
Ezekiel: Uhhh, what she said!
The ghosts skated off the stage, and then Sonia turned the stage back to normal...
Lincoln: Terrific, Sonia and Ezekiel!
The crowd cheered loudly.
Lincoln: Okay, now, it's time for messages from the fans. Rebel, could you turn our speakers on?
At Marmalady's Cafe and Radio...
Rebel: Yes, Lincoln! (looks at the control panel) I know it's one of these buttons.
First, Rebel pressed a blue button, but a buzzer sounds...
Rebel: Wrong one.
...then she pressed a black one, and the buzzer sounds again...
Rebel: No, that's not it. I think it's this one.
She then pressed a red button, and an alarm went off on the Royal Woods music stage, scaring everyone. After a moment, the alarm sound stopped...
Lincoln: Nice going, Rebel.
Rebel: (on the monitor) Wait, I remember now! It's the white one!
Rebel pressed the white button on the control panel, and the P.A. speakers hanging from the stage were turned on... and a spotlight appeared on Lincoln.
Lincoln: Alright, does anyone in the audience like to say something?
Someone raised their hand, and Lincoln took a look in the audience (on monitor) to see who it was. It was Cantaloupe Sinclair, with her friends/minions, Willow and Ashton, from 'Big City Greens'...
Lincoln: What would you like to say?
Cantaloupe, who was now jumping up and down in excitement, says, 'Hello, Lincoln Loud, I'm your biggest fan! I think you're doing a great job with this festival!' then waves to Lincoln...
Lincoln: Thank you, Miss. (looks to the audience again) Okay, anyone else?
Another hand raised up, and Lincoln saw that it was Jonathan 'Johnny' Loughran, who was standing by his wife Mavis and son Dennis. (from the 'Hotel Transylvania' films)
Lincoln: Okay, Johnny, what would you like to say?
Johnny: Me and my family would like to know, when do you perfect if you've found the perfect mate for yourself?
Lincoln thought about that question for a few moments, then he replied, 'I'm still trying to find my perfect mate.' Then he turned to the whole audience, and says, 'But, I know a special magical lady who did find her true love, who is a human. Performing 'Never My Love', here is a magical sorcerenie, Zeta, and her husband, Marlin St. Clair!
Zeta (from 'Shimmer and Shine') and Marlin walked out on stage. Marlin was wearing brown shoes with black shoes, and Zeta wore a long purple and green dress, with white high heels. They went up to the microphones...
Zeta: Hi out there, Royal Woods!
The audience was cheering...
Marlin: Are you ready for a fine tune?!
The audience roared even louder...
Zeta: Alright, let's do it!
(The instrumental of The Association's 'Never My Love' plays)
Zeta and Marlin sang the lead vocals together in dual harmony, swaying around while standing on stage. The audience was quiet while they sang.
(Instrumental ends)
When they finished singing, the audience applauded loudly for them...
Zeta: Thanks a lot, Royal Woods! It's been a pleasure!
Marlin: Grazie!
The audience continued clapping as they walked off...
Lincoln: Thank you, Zeta and Marlin St. Clair! Give them a hand!
After about a minute, the audience stopped clapping.
Lincoln: Now, for the next performance at the Royal Woods Music Festival, this group is going to try to do beat poetry. (Everyone in the audience had a confused look) I know this is strange, but after a rehearsal, they've managed to make it work. (They were now curious) With a rendition of the late poet Meteora Butterfly's 'Gleaming Lights' poem, here is the Morticians' Club, featuring my sister, Lucy Loud!
Lucy, and the rest of the Morticians Club, Haiku, Boris, Dante, Morpheus, Persephone, and Bertrand came onstage, with gloomy looks. Haiku, Boris, Dante, Morpheus, Persephone, and Bertrand each got out a set of bongos, and played them, while Lucy recited the poem to the crowd...
Lucy: 'Gleaming, gleaming, gleaming lights, oh, how i adore you, gleaming, gleaming, gleaming lights, oh, it's so very true. Street lights, porch lights, hall lights, gleaming lights anywhere, bright lights, big lights, tall lights, gleaming lights everywhere.'
After Lucy finished the 'Gleaming Lights' poem, the whole Morticians Club took a bow, and then left the stage, with the audience cheering loudly...
Lincoln: Let's give a hand for the Morticians Club! (the audience continued to cheer) Now, how many of you are having fun out there?! (everyone in the audience raised their hands)