DISCLAIMER: I DON'T own anything of Miraculous.

Author's Note: After reading/reviewing BearfootTruck's lastest chapter of Mess With the Cobra, You Get the Venom ongoing story. This one-shot is born. So even tho late, happy Fanfiction Friday Fire my lovelies!

THANK Review Responses (THANK YOU for taking the time too):

Lovebirds Always Flying:

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"Guys can you get a room or something, damn. . ."

"Love Song has a point, it's like if your not touching each other. Then you're dying."

Lukanette stare for once NOT teasing Adrigami. As the said perfect couple glare actually stopping to stare at the sickingly sweet one, they smirk.

"Exactly!"

Adrigami resume heavy glued to one another lip locking. Marinette rolls her bluebell eyes as Luka chuckles dryly staring out Adrien's 2 story bedroom window. Tho the guitarist does back glance at Adrien atop Kagami's body as he bites into her neck underneath himself and his white couch.

Plagg groans but Tikki smiles knowing he loves how happy Adrigami are. "I'm losing my appetite!" Says the black cat after swallowing hiss 3rd chunk of camembert cheese.

Kagami's moans of pure passion and happiness get Lukanette smiling despite their own annoyance at the all lust consuming couple.

"Think if we yelled akuma attack, they'd stop?"

"Love Song, we could yell Gabriel and Tomoe got akumatized. They still be deaf."

Lukanette laugh as they watch Plagg, Longg, Sass and Tikki all mock dance once Luka starts strumming his guitar. Marinette joining the 4 mystical Kwamis as they dance around the baker's daughter.

The night bleeds to true darkness, they never know this night isn't all dances and kisses.

INSIDES THE LOUVRE MUSEUM. . .

"Ohhhh you royal pain in my fine ass." Deer Heart giggles back flipping over King Cobra's missed gun shot.

"I can't help it, if this museum has horrible security plus so many pretty things begging to be swiped."

"Noticed. That's why I'm here. . ." The growl in his low voice gets her all smirking. Light brown arms with pink elbow long gloves crossed over her light pink chest.

"Really? I thought it was because I'm so damn sexy, you my Kingly Officer crave a taste of my posion. Maybe you want to hand cuff me to bars and see if you've been really good or naughty."

Again giggles escape her, she smiles so innocently not once tonight alone King Cobra thinks this pink eyed strawberry-blonde girl really is insane.

He shakes his head, tho not denying her taunts do get him aroused.

'She knows what buttons to push. Damn her!'

"FREEZE!"

She does as he shouted her backed up into a wall.

"Slowly turn around. . . Drop whatever you stole."

"You mean besides your heart? Do I really have to give that back too?" Her voice sounds so hurt. He growls more at her, she giggles again.

Still she does gently place down (not before kissing) the black cat statue she easily swiped.

"Now spread them."

"You wish, sorry only for that Cat-licious hunk Cat Noir." Saying that black cat hero's name she genuinely smiles, human pink eyes behind her brown/pink domino mask brighten.

"You and cats. . ."

"I'm cool with snakes too. Or at least in your case." She winks still with her pink gloved hands behind her antler head.

As King Cobra approaches her, his gun still aimed. He can feel his heart beat faster, reaching closer. She still hasn't tried anything!

She blows a mocking kiss as he reaches for pink 5 point alter necklace. "Ohhh please touch me anywhere but there!"

Swiftly leaps at him, again bullet missed. Wraps her legs around his right one, she pulls them down to floor. King Cobra lays atop Deer Heart, startled but truly not upset.

"You sneaky little reindeer."

His husky voice gets her giggling as usual. "So my dear officer, still gonna take my Miraculous?" She sticks her hot tongue out trying to lick his nose.

"Hmmm, ask me that question after the sun comes up." He smashes their lips together.

THE END!