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Orochimaru was finally able to throw himself on his bed. His dream job wasn't as good as he thought it would be. Between clans that did not respect him because he wasn't part of one, stupid demands from stupid civilians, ANBU stalkers, the cat of the Daymio's wife, paperwork and Kumo (why was it always Kumo?) he had no time. He had the power now, but didn't have time to use it for himself. He had not made a morally questionable experiment in weeks! He only had time to practice a couple of super cool jutsus and that was it. He sighed and closed his eyes, ready to sleep. Too bad one of the ANBU stalkers came in his room screaming about something about Kumo, the Hyuga and a birthday party. Seriously, why was it always Kumo?.

The sannin got up, screaming mentally at his former master. Now he understood why it was a punishment. Not that he would ever admit it.

''No'' said Orochimaru ''this plan sucks''.

The Hyuga elder was taken aback ''then what do you propose, lord Fifth?''.

The Hokage (it still sounded strange) didn't like the way this stupid old man talked to him, thinking they were on the same level. He would have to teach him a lesson if this attitude continued. Orochimaru may be clanless, or without a bloodline limit, but he was powerful and intelligent and he deserved his title, no matter what some clan elders may think. And speaking of bloodline limits, he could always acquire one. This elder was pretty old after all... Returning to the matter at hand ''I have to think about it, but we will not sacrifice one of ours for their silly demands. It would make us look weak''. He said this because it was true, but mostly to insult this stupid elder.

Hiashi Hyuga, sighed in relief. His brother would live. ''The Hyuga clan doesn't object'' he said smiling. He had spoken as the clan leader, the elders now could only accept it.

Orochimaru didn't know it, but he had accidentaly gained the support not only of the head of the Hyuga, but also of the branch family members.

Orochimaru was sitting at his desk when he got an idea on how to deal with the situation. Thanks to his title he was able to put his hands on some really cool jutsu. His favourite was the Impure World Reincarnation jutsu. He had used it many times in the last couple of weeks. At first he wanted to revive his parents, but in the end he chose not to. It was a fake life. He would revive his parents when he found a way to truly bring them back. They would be so proud of him. Now, his plan required two people.

The first was already here. Tobirama Senju came out of the coffin and narrowed his eyes ''Orochimaru, who did you sacrifice this time?''. Snake face waved his hand, dismissing the concerns of the second hokage, without actually answering.

Lord Second growled in frustration ''I really don't understand why Hiruzen would appoint someone like you as his successor''.

Orochimaru shrugged ''He said it was a punishment''.

''Oh... ok, makes sense'' said Tobirama, understanding.

''Why does everyone think that?'' said the new Hokage through gritted teeth.

Lord Second didn't answer, he simply smirked amused. Then he said ''So, why am I here?''.

Orochimaru sighed, letting go of his frustration. He explained his plan.

Ay was rubbing his temples when a giant lighting fist crashed into his chin from below. He fell to the ground, but stood up quickly, ready to fight the idiot that attacked him. When he saw who he was going to fight he started trembling in fear ''D-dad? H-how? Why?''. What?

The Third Raikage watched him with disdain. ''Apologize to Konoha!'' he screamed.

''But dad, I... please don't be angry at me''.

The Third Raikage shook his head ''I am not angry, just disappointed''. After those words he disappeared.

Two days later Orochimaru got a letter from Kumo. It was a short apology. The fourth raikage also asked if they, by any chance, had information about the third raikage. ''He may still be alive'' said the letter. Orochimaru snickered.

Tobirama was impressed ''It worked''.

Orochimaru nodded ''indeed, but only thanks to you''. Lord second, after developing the Flying Thunder God, put a lot of marks pretty much everywhere, but he died before telling anyone about it. Now snake face knew about it, and Konoha could attack anywhere anytime. The only hard part had been finding the third raikage's dna.

''Please, don't start a war with it, it's for defensive purposed only'' said Tobirama.

Orochimaru was horrified ''You think I would start a war?''.

Tobirama felt guilty. Orochimaru wasn't a good guy, but probably not even someone like him would start a bloody war.

''I would have even less free time than now!''

Tobirama's eye twitched, his guilt was gone ''Sure, because that's what makes a war bad. Now, can I go back to the afterlife? Itama's doesn't like when you kidnap me''.

''I can bring back your siblings too next time'' proposed Orochimaru.

''Please don't''.

Orochimaru sighed and undid the jutsu.

He looked out the window and smiled. His face was finally on the mountain.