p style="margin: 0px; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 11px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';"uhm uhm so uhm one day cosmic was alone at home and him - being a mfing weirdo - decided, span style="font-style: italic;"hey I wanna snort some crak. maybe it will make me taller . /spanAnd so he snorts crak and is really high and stuff so bro decides to make a whole ahh wedding ceremony for some reason idk he just had the urge to. Meanwhile poprockies had been out shopping (with tidepod behind holding him at gunpoint), and returned back to the shared home/basement with a ton of groceries bags. He looked absolutely confounded at the makeshift wedding being set up in the groups shared basement, but cosmic was weird as shit so he didn't question it. Until he did, in which cosmic (in a wedding dress) tackles him to ground (while still high as shit) "WHATS UP POPFUCKWR WANNA BE MY WIFE" "no" and so cosmic beats the shit out of him and leaves him to rot with the pershible groceries in the bags. Tidepod (who still had a gun from trailing popshit) comes in shortly after and also gets tackled but cosbitch was kinda angry now so he barks at him "ALR FEMBITCH BE MY WIFE" and like tidepod is a bitch ass simp suck up so he agrees ofc and they get married or smth right then and there while pop rocks got tied up in the venue chairs and watched them get married or something idk and then they both beat up pop rocks and cosmic dabs on the haters and also GODDAMN BROTHA orange was at the wedding and so was pocky and the child cosbitch is grooming and she starts clapping for them and then cosmic gets a gun and kills mr beast the end./p