CHAPTER 1
I was sinking, and sinking, couldn't move, couldn't stop, falling slowly like a feather. I struggled straining myself to move and failed, suddenly I started shaking without even trying and my eyes burst open "W-w-what the hell is going on here?!" I screamed and when i came to my senses i found the friendly triangular form of my good old pal Bill Cipher! "Hiya friend, its me! You were surprisingly late to our um, breakfast meeting..." he said whispering on the last part, "well i was... Having nightmares, heh heh heh" I said sarcastically embracing the last part. "Well lets go off and have breakfast with Dipper and Mabel!" I happily said, flourished.
When we arrived at the Mystery Shack we saw the front yard empty and Bill became his human self "Lets go in, I hope no one notices my flying top hat" he said and we knocked slowly with the door creaking slowly and just the sight of us looming over him made Dipper scream "A-aaah nope no nope not welcome, GET OUT!" and we heard Mabel scream "Oh come on... Dippy let them in wont you!" and he reluctantly let us in. We crouched under the roof and sat down "We cordially invite ourselves to this beautiful meal" we said in perfect unison before digging into the delicious cereal and fruit punch at the small 5 seated table. When we finished eating me and Bill sat down on the couch and magicked up some popcorn for everybody, turned on the TV and relaxed. I eventually fell asleep on Bill's shoulder while we watched the newest season of DuckTective together with Grenda, Candy, Me, Bill, Dipper, Ford, Stan, and Mabel.