Hey guys, it's bullock the grimnhead coming at Ya with another fanfic this is a Danmachi SI or as it's known in the English variant "is it wrong to pick up girls in a dungeon" this is a self insert and one I hope will be a huge hit

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spell chanting

my face was wet as something hit it my face twitched more as something kept hitting as I opened my eyes I saw what it was. it was raining...Wait a minute Rain "what!" I yelled to myself as I bolted straight up as my hands clenched around something looking down next to me my eyes widen sitting right to me in the palm of my hand was a spear Izanagi used in persona 4 I'd recognize it anywhere he was like my second favorite persona after all. my eyes widened as I let go of the spear "wha. what the hell" I whispered didn't remember buying persona cosplay not that I ever did anyway I had always been too poor to afford to go to conventions. my eyes wandered as I looked around I was in some kind of ally way that was very clean there wasn't speck trash anywhere.

I looked at where I had been laying as drips of water fell from somewhere before hitting the ground it wasn't raining like I thought it was but from a puddle I saw and how the water dripped on my face before I woke up, it had probably been raining last night. as I stood up I looked myself over " what the hell happened to my clothes did somebody strip me" I yelled as tugged on the clothes somebody decided to dress me as fucking Izanagi from persona 4 mask and everything how do I know cause last I checked my face did not feel like solid like wood instead of flesh. on the bright, I could take it off, and instead of its original look, it looked more like a Kakashi face mask though considering everything so far I wouldn't be surprised if I now had Yu narukamis face.

"well that's a creepy thought" I sighed as I rubbed my eyes just above the mask and tilted my head back that when I saw it "oh god" I whispered as I took off running down the alleyway as fast until entered the main street all around was were stands and merchants and people covered head to toe in armor and weapons but I barely paid them any mind after all my eyes were locked on a giant ass tower as tall as the eye could see

"im in oratoria im in mother fucking danmachi... huh well shit," I said to myself well honestly it could be worse I could be in attack on titan plus I was actually a fan of the damachi series and I mean there were really only two options here right either this was all some crazy delusional dream or it was real and i was really trapped in a world of gods and monsters"aww what the hell what do I got to lose anyway," I thought to myself, as i took my first in this world..only to fEel uNYiElDiNg PAiN! taking a few steps back the pain began to subside as i walked backwards with deep breaths " What the fuck is happening i why can't i walk forward" there had to be something causing this

"NO WAY THIS CAN'T BE TRUE I DEMAND YOU TELL ME WHERE I AM THIS INSTANT!" a loud shrill voice yelled it was so loud I actually felt I need to cover my ears from it she was a a pretty young woman with hip-length brown hair that has a single hair strand hanging on the right side and light blue eyes.she wore a blue dress that i could only describe as a duchess dress. She was also completely going ham on some poor merchant who looked like he was getting ready to punch her. "whatever i had enough problems on my own." I thought to myself as i tried to walk to otherside only to be feel the searing pain stopping me from moving but thankfully not knocking me down like last time however it did bring something to my attention.

"IM FINE NOW IF YOU WOULD ANSWER MY..HEY!" I interrupted as i put my hand over her mouth coming between her and the merchant " hehe sorry about her sir see my friend and i got separated ya see and she probably hit her head so we'll just be off have a nice day" i said as dragged her off running before anyone had the chance to ask any questions.

"I demand you release me this instant you peasant" the girl said as we ran into the nearest secluded alleyway snatching her hand away from me and proceeding to slap me in the face and sending me back a bit before I could even say a word. " Do you have any idea who I am you filthy peasant I am Katarina Claes and I am the daughter of a Duke Claes fiance of the third prince of Sorcier Geordo Stuart not some lowly sow for you man handle try that again and I'll have you executed!" she said beginning to walk away only stopping to falling over in pain.

getting off the ground I felt a slightly vindictive grin on my face " funny princess cause I'm the guy you're unfortunately stuck with considering we can barely seem to get more than a few feet from one another before that happens to us." I said as I walked up to her. as her static disappeared and she glared at me with hate " Dammit why what did you do!?" she yelled as she grabbed me by the collar of my clothes.

" I didn't do anything I'm guessing that like me you woke up here in this world suddenly feeling pain whenever you walked in a certain direction right" I listed off as her face grew more and more serious and disgusted by her situation " so let me make this clear you clearly don't like me and I'm pretty sure I definitely don't like you but clearly we're stuck together so until we figure out what's causing this little bond of ours and get you back home we're a team okay Partners?" I asked holding out my hand to help her up she looked at me with a glare before she sighed.

Standing up on her she crossed her arms " Let me make this clear I am not your friend nor am your partner in anything you are unwanted hired help to me and the first chance I get we are going our separate ways got it!?" she said looking at me to which I nodded " Good" she said as she gave a pathetic handshake like she was afraid I was going to get her fancy gloves dirty.

" Now then where exactly do we go from here" she said crossing her arms to which I simply looked at the Tower of Babel before I grinned " I think I have an idea." I said as I walked with her somewhat trailing behind me this whole mess may not have been how I wanted things to start in this world but I could work with this and as we took our first step into the world of Danmachi..no into Labyrinth City Orario and boy oh boy was I excited.