Lovelace's Home Alone

by Pre-Animation Man

A new Happy Feet fanfiction short made out of boredom. Lovelace does not feel himself today as he started to feel home alone and rock around in the cave home while bursting to song. The short itself is a parody of the song "Home Alone" by Logan Thirtyacre of SuperMarioLogan which based on the music video. Unlike the original video, I Did not own this.

(One day in Adelie-Land, Lovelace invite all of his friends over in the grass hill including the Adelie Amigos, Carmen, Sven and Mumble to have a conversation together about life)

Lovelace: Yo yo yo. Lovelace's here. Come on. Let's talk about life.

Ramón: Lovelace, my man. You got some man chi-chis in you.

Lovelace: Excuse me.

Raul: Mating season's coming up. You got some plans to do while you're at it?

Lovelace: I got my ladies with me and my ladies will prove it that they will get married and have hundred of babies laying on the nests.

Rinaldo: We're getting married to have babies on the nests with the eggs? We haven't used some lovestones to play a game to mate in ages.

Nestor: I thought they stopped doing that since lovestones stopped having a meaning when the truth was exposed of Lovelace having a so-called Talisman during the fight with the killer whales.

Lovelace: Forget all of that. I'm gonna get married with all of my chicas in the world to prove, I can make a lot of eggs and have kids in one nation. *laugh*

Lombardo: You really can't be all that serious man.

Mumble: You're marrying all the ladies? You can't do that. You only get one mate and that's it.

Lovelace: Honey, they're all my fans and my ladies prove it that they can build a fanbase upon the rights.

Sven: Lovelace have a point. He got his ladies, you get your ladies and everyone get their ladies.

Ramón: Isn't getting all the chicas too much? I wanna explode right now to fall in love with the hearts.

Raul: You're taking things too far, are you?

Lovelace: No I'm not. In my cave, all my chicas will live with me, lay the eggs, raise the chicks and start a school together full of education. We will bring more ladies over to fall in love and make the more eggs out of them.

Carmen: Lovelace, cut it out. How many ladies do you want?

Lovelace: As much I want many. I can go for a thousand.

Sven: Huh?

Mumble: Snap out of it Lovelace. Too much ladies and too much cooties is not good for you. Maybe you can take a break on hosting for shows for a while.

Lovelace: Stop it! I have no problem being with ladies. I love them and whatever I bring them over, you're going to like it!

Ramón: Lovelace, don't play real.

Raul: Yeah. Slow it all down mate.

Lovelace: Stop it. You're gonna like it or not if you don't stop criticizing one thing about me.

Sven: Maybe take a break.

Carmen: You fall in love too much.

Nestor: One more word about chicas and we're gonna explode!

Mumble: Yeah Lovelace. You gotta stop!

Lovelace: ENOUGH! That's it! I had it enough. I don't want you all coming to my life, anymore! No more! You guys start a fight when I talk about something I love. You can't appreciate what I have to offer to talk about the many things I love. The chicas, the rocks, the world, the ice, the girlfriends, everything! You have no choice what I was saying, didn't you?

Mumble: You said you were going to stop talking about chicas for a while.

Ramón: Is too much chicas still a bad thing?

Lovelace: No! Get out! All of you! I need some time off to be alone! All of you! Get, out! Now! Leave!

Mumble: Ugh. You know Lovelace. You can't accomplished what you have to offer. Stealing one hundred mates to fall in love as well stealing males' lovers to fall in love with you? What's wrong with you?

Ramón: Man, you really gotta slow it out.

Rinaldo: That's it. We're leaving.

Nestor: This guy own it all and we can't get all the ladies we want without having to own a family with a lot of eggs.

Lombardo: This guy is loco. Loco!

Carmen: It's no loco motion. Not a fat chance.

Mumble: See ya Lovelace. Improve yourself! *he and everyone except Sven leaves*

Lovelace: Guys. Come on. I was just messing with you. I am just playing just to get a tease out of your humor. Oh brother, they didn't heard what I said before they leave. What is wrong with me?

Sven: Do you want some dinner before you rest?

Lovelace: No thank you. I need to be home alone right now. Give me a break.

Sven: Alright Lovelace. I respect you. You really need to be home alone for a while, right?

Lovelace: Yes! I just said it! How many times do I have to repeat the same words coming out of my beak?!

Sven: Just play with it Lovelace. Just, play, with it. *fly off*

Lovelace: Everyone making fun of me. Time to get on my own serious groove.

(Lovelace walk to his cave home, looking like a house as he put on his necklace and some glasses to chill in the sofa to announce as he is talking to himself that he is home alone for the rest of his life)

Lovelace: Yo! Lovelace is in the house! I got the whole place for me! I am officially home alone! Who need friends when they tell you what to do? Forget about them! You have a life, you got a place and you got the whole day for yourselves! *hold a rock* I miss my chicas. Whatever I did was an embarrassment. *whisper* I will rock... their... whole... world... up... with a... mouth. *lick a rock*

Bo: *voice* CashLovestoneAP.

Lovelace: *rap in the house*

Who needs a girlfriend

I got two fins and this lotion *hold some lotion

I'm a free man *put on some lotion*

Sit on my sofa, got a favorite show to watch

I'm watching the Angry Charles Show on YouCube! *laugh seeing Charles smash a ice block on the rocks at Paulet Island on TV*

The whole house is empty, I don't know what to do

I stay up all night, eatin' fishes *eat all the fishes*

I play with the rocks, knowing they don't look like lovestones

I'm bored again, back to the bath-tub *chill on the bathtub*

Then I pet a baby mommy, who needs hot chicas? *pet a baby mommy*

I chill by myself eating ice cream

Eat some frozen yogurt, all alone in bed *eat ice cream and yogurt with marshmallows*

Where's the nest?

Oh no, it's dead *kick the nest*

I can do whatever I want

Walk around butt naked and never get caught *walk around the cave*

I played basketball and I missed the first shot *miss a shot of basketball*

I stare at the krill bowl, thinking I'm one in a krillion *laugh at the krill memes on his laptop*

I'm really, really, really bored

I want to learn to skateboard *realize he don't have a skateboard*

I thought I had a skateboard

I don't have a skateboard

I really thought I had a skateboard

I, I thought I had a skateboard somewhere in the house

I wrote the song *write a song on paper*

And then I sleep on the rocks

And if I knew I didn't have a skateboard

I wouldn't have put this in the song, it's too late

Oh, man, I really miss my chicas

They're better than my two fins

And I'm all out of lotion

Man, I really miss my chicas *flip down*

Sven: *show up* Lovelace, what's wrong?

Lovelace: Sing, sing with me.

Sven: Huh? You don't look like yourself.

Lovelace: Sing, like a man!

Sven: Alright. I believe in you. *sing*

Papa oom mow mow

He's home alone

Papa oom mow mow

He got the whole house

Papa oom mow mow

He really misses his chicas

Papa oom mow mow

He's all out of lotion

Lovelace:

Oh, man, I really miss my chicas

They're better than my two fins

And I'm all out of lotion

Man, I really miss my chicas

Sven: Bird!

Lovelace: Yeah, bird. Bird is the word.

Sven: And I'm a bird. The song is about the bird.

Lovelace: People call me a surfin' bird. Yeah! Bird is the word.

Sven: *he and Lovelace lay on the bed together* Ja, The Svend.

Lovelace: It's good to be alone sometimes.

Sven: You really owe it all. It's all yours now.

Lovelace: Oh yeah. It's good to take a break sometimes.

Sven: Keep it cool. It will last longer. *wink eye*

THE END