Disclaimer: I don't own Otome Game Sekai wa Mob ni Kibishii Sekai desu
"Students & Staffs, we gather in this place to mourn 5 students of yesterday's tragedy: Julius Rapha Holfort, Brad Fou Field, Greg Fou Seberg, Jilk Fia Marmoria, & Chris Fia Arclight who were run over in the street by an elderly woman driver."
"Why god! Why did you take away prince Julius from us!" Julius fangirl questioning on why Julius had to die so young.
"No Jilk No! You're too smart to die!" Jilk fangirl is dismay that Jilk's genius is gone forever.
"Brad is too young to die!"
"Greg we'll miss you!"
"You had so much to life for Sword Saint Chris!" Chris fangirl is sadden that his legacy of the sword saint is dead.
"It is sometime hard, in times like these, to understand God's way. Why would he allow 5 innocent young students to be run down in the prime of their lives by a senior citizen who, prehaps, shouldn't be driving? It is then that we must understand, God's sense of humor is very different from our own. He does not laugh at the simple "noble looking down at the commoner" joke. No, God need complex irony & subtle farcical twists that seem macabre to you students, staffs, & me. All that we can hope for is God got his good laugh & a tragedy such as this will never happen again.
Lucas Rapha Holfort has appear in the students & staff who were mourning 5 late princes & warned them with 2 words from his mouth. "Look out!"
A random elderly driver appear in the Holfort Academy mourning the Prince's Entourage funerals & ran over the Prince's Entourage followers & fangirls & killing them in a instants by the elderly driver car.
"Huh? Was that a stop sign back there? Ooooh, I think I hit a pot hole."
Meanwhile at Leon Fou Bartfort's estate.
Leon & Marie are eating dinner after they come back from the Prince's Entourage funeral & surviving the elderly driver car accident that kill the Prince's Entourage's followers & fangirls.
"The Prince's Entourage got killed by a random car accident? So what now Leon?"
"I don't know Marie? I don't remember the Prince's Entourage getting run over by a car accident & dying in the otome game?"
"Should we get your friends & the Poor Noblemen & the shut-in girls to build a café that make a lot of money then?"
"Good idea Marie...Its better if we don't get ourselves involving this otome game mess any longer."
"Agreed!"
On the next day after the death of the Prince's Entourage & their followers & fangirls. Leon, Marie, the Poor Noblemen & the shut-in girls build a café in the Holfort Kingdom & make a lot of money instead of being involved the otome game after the Prince's Entourage's death.
Marie's café idea solve everybody problem in the Holfort Kingdom that everybody forget about the Prince's Entourage & their followers & fangirls deaths & elderly driving problem real quickly.
Everybody live happily ever.
The End.