Disclaimer: I don't own Fire Emblem


It was lovely day at the Zoo in a hot summer morning.

A zoo worker named Shez was tasked by the Zoo owner to feed the predators by feeding or give them poachers & competence animal skinners known as the Agarthans.

Thales an Agarthan who led a group of illegal animal smugglers known as Those Who Slither in the Dark was eaten by a rare group of killer exotic ducks. Much to excitement for the farmers at the exotic ducks.

A spy from Those Who Slither in the Dark name Kronya was poisoned and eaten by 2 giant scorpion. Several spies taking notice of the scorpion venom effect.

An Agarthan name Arval was eaten by a mutant Yeti Crab as Arval drowned, killed, and eaten by the mutant Yeti Crab and every children cheers at Arval death.

A stupid Agarthan name Epidemides was boiled and eaten by a group of Rock Lobsters who are playing their guitars while cooking an idiot from Those Who Slither in the Dark in their pot. Every guitarist are playing their guitars with the Rock Lobsters cooking and playing their idiot in the boiling pot.

A skinner name Cornelia Armin or rather by her real Agarthans name Cleobulus was skinned to death by Tanuki or Raccoon Dog. Ninja find it cute when the Tanuki skinned her death.

Solon the Agarthans scientist was being experiment by a group of Gorillas much to lovers of Gorillas.

Everybody was laughing when they saw the Orca Whale was playing with an Agarthan corpse name Myson.

Bias one of the Agarthans was torn aparts by Owls who was eating her remain in good manners that it manage to attracted bird watchers to the Owls.

An angry Bull have impaled an Agarthans Pittacus to Death. Much to the celebrations of the Cowboys who are shooting their guns in the air.

A Manul Cat attack Odesse with their strong jaw and sharp claws that led the Agarthans bleed to death. Astonish everybody at the strength of the Manul Cat.

Chilon the Agarthans was being chased by a groups of killer Eagles who manage to removed the Agarthans his spleen from his body and dies. A group of Jocks was shocked at the Eagles manage to do something awesome like removing a spleen.

A funny group of hamsters are forcing an Agarthans name Donofonos to beat himself up and using a sign that said 'Stop hitting yourself' at their victim much to everybody amusement of the hamsters using the 'Stop hitting yourself' sign at the Agarthans who was killed by the hamsters.

Anaximandros was poisoned to death by a rare breed of poisonous canines. Poison & Venom Researchers become shocked at a new breed of poisonous mammals like a dog.

A group of acrobatic Panda Bears was attacking Pan the Agarthans Strategist to death with their acrobatic skill. And they find the Panda being cute with their Acrobatic skills.

And every Agarthans was killed by the Zoo Animals in many different funny tricks and everybody at the Zoo was happy.

"Oh I love doing my Job." Shez said as he watch everybody smiles and enjoying the Zoo Animals doing their tricks at the criminals known as the Agarthans or Those Who Slither in the Dark.


After a long day at working at the Shez went to his car & drive home & when he got home. He cook some dinner and turn on the TV to watch some Netflix and watch the Anime called My Happy Marriage while Shez is eating his dinner.

Shez enjoy watching My Happy Marriage on Netflix that he plan on watching the Anime after he finished his work at the Zoo tomorrow.

The End.