BPOV
"Is Edward with you right now? Please tell him to call me back. It's urgent!"
I received a text from Rosalie.
"I think you should go," I said.
"I don't want to talk about it right now," he said.
"What do you mean you don't want to talk about it right now?" I said, "You will miss her wedding rehearsal!"
"I don't care about it," he said, "Don't spoil my mood right now!"
"She is your sister!" I said, "Alright, I'm not a fan of what she did and you have every right to be mad, but is there any need to make a scene right now? People will notice your absence, and it's going to be a mess."
He glared at me and said, "Look! One of my personal things about you is that you care about everyone a lot even when they don't deserve it! But I'm finding that quality extremely annoying right now! I might need to move it to the list of things that annoy me!"
'List of things that annoy him'?
He got to be kidding me right now!
"You know what? I think I prefer it when you keep your thoughts to yourself!" I said, "Like... You're also annoying me! The way you talk... 'Do you know how to use your brain or not'... 'The list of things that annoy me'... Like... I've been cutting you some slack because I thought I've been acting like an idiot, too, but if you're going to continue to behave like this, I might need to reevaluate everything!"
"Look... I'm sorry about snapping at you earlier," he sighed, "I was upset and I thought... No, never mind... Okay, no excuses for that. I'm sorry! I promise I won't do it again."
"And it's not like you're Mr. Perfect or something! There are hundreds of things that I also find annoying about you!" I said.
"Come on! Hundreds?" He chuckled, "I can understand if there's maybe two or three... But hundreds?"
I rolled my eyes.
Well, I might be exaggerating it, but there were certainly things about him that annoyed me! I might not be paying too much attention until now, but well, now I might need to!
The way he snored...
The way he spent hours in the bathroom!
The way he made a mess in the kitchen whenever he tried to make a simple dish...
The way he spent money...
Yeah, I guess it would be a long list!
"Anyway, I'm not going alone. Either you're coming with me or I'm not going," he said.
Did I want to go?
I wasn't sure.
They were assholes!
"Come with me," he said.