Hi again! Thank-you for reading this far rather than clicking off instantly. Don't forget to leave reviews as I haven't had any yet. I hope you liked the last episode, and the girls alliance, huh? I wonder what will happen with that...
Episode Three: Cat Fights and Dog Fights
Chris: Previously on Total Drama Fans Vs Favourites, alliances were formed. On the favourites Emma, Caleb and Julia allied while on the fans the girls agreed to work together. They competed in Capture The Flag and Bowie won it for the favourites, Rachel then decided the girls should vote for Ozzy.
(The scene starts in the girls side of the fans cabin)
Rachel: recite our targets in order girls.
Girls: (monotone) Simon, Alec, Danny.
Rachel: Good. And at the merge?
Girls: (monotone) Julia, Bowie, MK, Scary Girl, Chase, Emma, Caleb.
(Static buzzing)
Layla: The girls alliance is getting a bit boring. Thanks to Rachel.
(Static buzzing)
(The scene cuts to the boys side of the favourites cabin where Emma knocks on the door)
Bowie: Hi.
Emma: Bowie, I'd like to formally apologise for last season. I got angry about Chase being voted out and all you did was listen to what I told you.
Bowie: Thanks.
Emma: Friends?
Bowie: Friends.
(Chase glares at them as they hug)
(Static buzzing)
Emma: Oh no, I agreed to vote for Bowie but I can't now! What do I do?
(Static buzzing)
(The scene cuts to the boys side of the fans cabin)
Danny: Who's a good hamster! Who's a good little hamster! (the hamster bites him) Ow!
Simon: Not that one.
Danny: He's a very good boy!
Simon: Speaking of good boys, I totally messed things up with Bowie.
Alec: What happened? Speak slowly, I need to write this down.
Simon: I told him to break up with Raj.
Alec: Ah, I see. (writing) Make a romantic mess character.
Simon: Anyway. I can't believe Ozzy was eliminated!
Danny: I know!
(Static buzzing)
Alec: I think the girls might just have an alliance.
(Static buzzing)
Chris: Your next challenge is an obstacle course.
Julia: Yes!
Chris: No, you won't compete. Your dogs will, you will have to train them to complete a course.
Danny: Yes!
Chris: Timmy here is an obedient but somewhat stupid little puppy. While Jimmy is a smart dog who loves to bite. Take your pick.
Danny: Let's go Timmy!
Chase: I guess that leaves us with Jimmy, (Jimmy bites him) Ow!
Emma; Want me to kiss it better? (Kisses Chase)
(MK rolls her eyes)
(The scene cuts to the favourites training Jimmy)
Chase: Sit. (Jimmy bites him) OW!
(MK sighs)
(Static buzzing)
MK: I have a secret talent. I can make animals listen to me. But I really don't want to have to tell anyone about it.
(Static buzzing)
(The scene cuts to the fans trying to train Timmy)
Rachel: Sit. (Timmy does nothing.) Sit. (Timmy still does nothing.) Roll over. (Timmy sits.) Roll over. (Timmy spins.) Spin. (Timmy rolls over.)
Alec: This is hopeless.
Ariana: But it's cute!
Layla: JUST SIT!
Danny: Hey, that's animal abuse!
Layla: Oh, whatever.
Danny: Not whatever!
Layla: Yes whatever!
Nina: Layla, calm down.
Layla: OK, fine.
(The scene cuts to the favourites struggling with Jimmy)
Chase: Sit. (Jimmy sits then bites him.) Progress.
Bowie: Now we need to somehow teach a dog to jump.
(Jimmy bites Chase)
Emma: Jump. (Jimmy jumps then bites Chase)
(The scene cuts to the fans training Timmy)
Rachel: Please, sit.
Danny: Animal abuse!
Simon: That's not animal abuse, right Ariana!
(Ariana stares at him lovingly)
(Static buzzing)
Ariana: I finally found the one. Simon!
(Static buzzing)
Simon: Oh Bowie, he's so awesome.
(Static buzzing)
(The scene cuts to the favourites not being able to control Jimmy)
MK: OK, it's time.
Bowie: Time for what?
MK: Sit. (Jimmy sits panting)
MK: Jump. (Jimmy jumps)
MK: Dive. (Jimmy dives)
Chris: Let the race begin!
(Timmy happily sits there panting as Jimmy runs through the course efficiently diving over obstacles)
Layla: Move!
Danny: Animal abuse!
(Jimmy finishes and hops into Chase's arms before biting him)
Chris: The favourites win! Fans, I'll see you at elimination. Again.
(Static buzzing)
Alec: I vote for Danny, obviously.
(Static buzzing)
Rachel: I told the girls to vote for Simon.
(Static buzzing)
Simon: I vote for Danny with his "no animal abuse"
(Static buzzing)
Chris: OK, marshmallows go to Ariana, Nina, Alec, Rachel, Layla.
(Simon and Danny both look nervous.)
Chris: The final marshmallow goes to… no one. It was a tie, you will now compete in a tie breaker. Take a bet on who will win between Timmy and Jimmy.
Danny: I'm not betraying my little Timmy.
Simon: I choose Jimmy.
(Jimmy and Timmy race with Jimmy in the lead before he attacks Timmy. Jimmy throws Timmy off the race course)
Chris: It wasn't meant to be wrestling but Jimmy and Simon win! Goodbye Danny.
Danny: Bye, I'll miss you all. Especially you Timmy. (is taken away by the drone of despair)
(Static buzzing)
Rachel: How did Simon not get voted out? It was meant to be a 4 on 3. It's a mystery!
Chris: (bursts through the door.) Find out all those mysteries and more next time on Total Drama Fans vs Favourites!
16th: Damien- The Reactionary
15th: Ozzy- The Nice Jock
14th: Danny- The Pet Lover