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I was puzzled: "You fetched Hermione, why not Tonks?"

Lilly answered: "That potion needs to get out of her system, or she will always wonder why she joined us, because of the potion or she wanted it herself."

Luna commented: "I am glad you fetched Hermione, she is family after all."

I smiled at them, I better start collecting Horcruxes.

43 I am Lord Black!

Luna straddled me and impaled herself on my Morning Wood, she said: "Thank you for letting me join, Lord Black."

Ok, having a pretty girl on my Dingaling is great, having to deal with a full bladder at the same time isn't. But... I was prepared for it, with a wave of my hand the problem was solved.

Luna stopped moving and asked: "What did you just do?"

"A spell the Healer apprentices learned a few hundred years ago," I answered. "It removes body waste from within the body. They used it for patients who can not get out of bed. My bladder is empty now, so I can concentrate on the pretty girl riding on top of me."

An elbow from Lilly told me she needed a fix too, so were Hermione's puppy eyes, meh, I did all three of them.

I pulled Luna down for a kiss and softly said: "Luna, even without the sex you are a part of the family, we love to have you in our bed, and I very much enjoy making love with you, but you don't have to force yourself to do it."

Luna increased her movements and answered: "After last night I never want to leave your bed, My Lord. Suck my tits, I am close, so close."

Lilly pinched Luna's clit to get her over the edge, then she looked at Hermione and told her: "The same goes for you, Hermione, We love to have you in our bed, but not when you do it to secure your place in our household. You are one of us, just like Luna. And it is Sirius, Siri, and Lilly for you both."

Luna panted: "I love my place in this bed, Soo Gooood. Hermione, Siri didn't come, can you finish him? I have a pussy to kiss."

Hermione switched places with Luna, and took Little Siri inside, clearly enjoying my facial expressions while she rode me like a cowgirl on a rodeo, Lilly got served by Luna and had her pussy eaten out by a girl that obviously had some practice. It didn't take much more to spill my load, a man who can hold it in for longer than ten minutes during a Foursome with three gorgeous girls, needs to check if he is into Dudes.

Xxxxx

Kreacher handed me the morning paper.

Drama in Diagon Alley!

Dear Readers!

Yesterday afternoon the shop owners and their customers noticed a young man casting signs hanging in the air with Fiery letters, with a provoking message! It said:

Tom Marvolo Riddle!

After five seconds the letters were rearranged into

I am Lord Voldemort!

Every twenty-thirty paces the young man cast that spell, expecting trouble with this, some shopkeepers tried to dispel the signs, the signs were protected against it, but it backfired, and the signs started to duplicate.

That made the shop owners close their doors and the customers hurry home. Trouble did arrive, fifteen men in Death Eater garbs entered the Alley and started to dispel the signs, soon the alley was filled.

I personally witnessed the Death Eaters stop moving, and one by one collapse, I did not see one spell cast at all. There must have been a lookout because a second group entered the Alley. Astonished, I watched them undergo the same as the first group! Twenty men and women dropped to the pavement within a minute without visible cause!

Four Aurors came in loudly announcing their presence, I guess to scare the Death Eaters away, they too got frozen solid, and the word Idiots appeared on their foreheads.

A third group underwent the same as the first two, then, Dear Readers, He appeared! You know Who tried different spells to dispel the signs, filling the Alley up with them, Suddenly, he stopped moving and collapsed like his followers, then I guess he Portkey'd away.

A new group of Aurors came in and started to disarm the Death Eaters and pull their Masks off. The results are devastating! Almost everyone who got away with the Imperio curse excuse was lying on the floor! Malfoy! He just got free due to a so-called mix-up in the Potter Longbottom incident! Nott, Avery, Yaxley, both Lestranges, but also new faces, newly graduated Heirs, SIXTY Purebloods!

All of them supposed to be respectable pillars of our community were squirming on the pavement!

The mystery young man must have a grudge against the Death Eaters, somehow all of them had their Magic Core destroyed!

I heard a bystander comment, "Serves them right, they kill the Longbottom boy and put the Boy Who Lived in a Coma, and two weeks later they were set free by those corrupt bastards from the Ministry. Now they got what they deserved without letting them off. Thank you, whoever did this, Thank You."

I can not do anything else than agree with that Bystander. Malfoy was clearly involved in that raid that killed Heir Longbottom, and a few weeks later he was set free, just before Madam Bones was voted as the new Minister.

Minister Bones, it is time you clean that cesspit we call the Ministry, that mysterious Young man gave you a head start.

The reporter preferred to stay anonymous.

The complete list of Squibs, on page 2

What spells have been used by that young man? We guess on page 3

Dark Lords and Childish Anagrams on page 4

Where do we dump squibs? We speculate on page 4

How dangerous is a Squib Lord? More on page 5

How easy is it to Bribe a Ministry worker? We test it in the following days

Who is the young man? Play Witch Monthly offers a yearly subscription for his name.

Dirt from the pavements, how hard is it to clean out of the robes? TWW gives tips.

Xxxxx

Breakfast with Tonks was not awkward… not as awkward as I expected, Lilly and Tonks were talking about the Flushing Potion she needed to take and the Recipe how to brew it.

She told Hermione: "You have traces of potions in your body too, Hermione, I suspect they flushed them out because they acted negatively with that Curse you got. You better take another Flushing Potion."

I showed the headlines to the girls, "Last night I eliminated a bunch of Death Eaters, and squibbed Tom in Diagon Alley." I announced, "Pettigrew was among them, and Lucius too. Rastaban and Rudolphus most certainly were there. That will make Trixy happy, married to a squib."

Tonks gasped: "You made squibs out of Death Eaters? How many?"

I grinned: "Fifteen apparated in and started Dispelling, I froze them, destroyed their cores, cut one of their Achilles' tendons, and silenced them, the next batch was twenty Death Eaters, and the third twenty-five, all got the same treatment. Then Tom came in, he too started with Dispelling the signs, he even did not feel me coming. When I was done with him, I slapped a Portkey on him to the DoM."

Tonks jumped up: "Morgana's saggy tits! I have to report in! What can I tell them, Sirius? Withholding information from my boss will get me fired."

"Whatever you want, hun," I answered, then I asked: "Did you tell your boss everything about the Order of the Phoenix?"

Tonks stopped mid-action and turned to me: "No, I did not, I should have, my oaths demand it. How could I avoid that?"

Lilly commented: "Probably the same way the Death Eaters in the DMLE did. Think about it. Maybe you can ask why Lucius was released, he was in the DoM raid."

"Remember, Pettigrew was the Secret Keeper and blew up those twelve Muggles." I called after her when Tonks ran outside.

Hermione looked at me and asked: "How did you manage to squib sixty Dead Eaters? Didn't they notice you or the spells?"

I explained how I did it, "I used ancient Druid Spells, Hermione, an invisibility Spell, and a spell that made me one with the surroundings, no sound, no smell, not even my Magic presence. It completely erased my being. Then I used a Spell that locked their skeleton up, it froze the joints between the bones, so they could not move or cast. That spell is invisible and I can cast it wandless in less than a second, after that, destroying their Magic core was easy. Riddle never saw me coming."

I smiled, "Our freezing spell can not be Dispelled by a Finite, it needs a Druid Spell, so once they were frozen they were sitting Ducks."

Hermione was unsure: "Did you need to destroy their Magic core?"

I got serious: "If I would let one of them go, and the next day he rapes a girl or kills a Muggle family, what would that make me? The first war made it clear that they had no morals or a conscience. Dumbledore did nothing to get all of the Death Eaters in Azkaban, look what it did to Harry and Neville. And didn't you notice that Malfoy was running free after his stunt in the DoM?"

Xxxxx

After breakfast, it was time to make some plans, my first course of action was: "Dobby! Come here please!"

It took a while, but Dobby popped in, he looked at me and asked: "You be Doggyfather, and not doggyfater, Who you be?"

I showed my Lord ring: "Yesterday the old man and his Phoenix club summoned me and Lilly from another World. Gringotts accepted me as the real Sirius Black. Which means I am now Harry's Godfather. As his godfather I ask, would you want to be Harry's House elf?"

Lilly silenced Hermione, while Dobby jumped up and down: "Yes! Dobby very much wants to!"

"Alright, I, Sirius Orion Black, accept Dobby into House Potter in my Godson's name. So Mote It Be! Now that is done, I heard of an elf Winky, how is she? Did she find another Family?"

Dobby shook his head: "Winky be weak now, too many butterbeers and no Magic, Winky will die soon."

I told Dobby: "Get her here, Kreacher is getting old and can use some help. If she wants to be a House Black Elf, bring her here."

In the meantime, Lilly was whispering to Hermione to cure her of her delusions. Then I remembered, "Dinkle? Come here please!"

Kreacher popped in: "Dinkle be dead, Master, When Lord Arcturus died, someone called Dinkle, Kreacher can not feel Dinkle anymore."

I sighed: "I liked Dinkle, you heard me say I am from another world, didn't you Kreacher? In that world, I lived with Grandfather. Mother was banned to France for using Crucio's on me and Regulus, Dinkle took care of me and Reggie."

Dobby popped in with Winky in his arms, I put my hand with the Lord's ring on Winky's head and said: "I Lord Black invite the Elf Winky to join our Family as a House Black Elf! Does Winky accept?"

Winky asked with a weak voice: "Winky be a proper elf again? Winky in a family again?"

I nodded: "See those three girls? They will be the ladies of the House, you are needed to take care of them and our children. Do you accept, Winky?"

"Winky accept, Master Black. Winky wants to be a proper House elf again." she weakly answered.

"Great," I smiled, "Kreacher, see to it that Winky has a proper place to live, Winky, you are off duty until you are fully recuperated, Kreacher will make sure of that as the main elf. Dobby, your task is to make sure Harry is safe, stay with him 24/7, only leave him to get food or go to the toilet. Take a pillow or blankets to sleep on, if Harry is in danger, protect him or bring him here. Can you do that?"

Dobby nodded: "Dobby can, Dobby will hide sneaky in Master Harry's room and protect him." Dobby popped away.

I grinned at Hermione and said: "Let it out, Hermione I can tell that you are bursting with questions, or are they statements?"

Hermione shook her head, "No, Lilly explained it all to me, I feel foolish now."

Lilly gave her a one-armed hug: "Never feel foolish for caring, Hermione. You cared enough for House-elves to demand their freedom, your judgment and research need more work though. Although I can not point a finger, I was once in your shoes and did the same. Maybe we fight for better Elf treatment. Although Dobby and Kreacher are exceptions, most elves are considered part of the family, after all, the better you treat your elf, the more they want to serve."

Xxxxx

I left them to discuss House elves and went to the first Horcrux in the Gaunt shack. I bulldozered through the wards and protections and retrieved the ring, I kept on Dispelling the Ring with all the different spells I knew of, the compulsion and withering spells were removed easily.

I paid a visit to Riddle Manor to see if Nagini is there or some of Tom's slaves, nope, they must be at Malfoy. Meh, my next stop is Hogwarts, I entered through the Shrieking shack and strolled to the castle.

Hmm? McGonagall is at the door? What did I do to her yesterday? Obliviate or let her leave?

She stopped me at the door: "Sirius Black! What are you doing here? And what have you done to Severus and Albus?"

I shrugged: "I passed judgment, Minerva, long overdue I might say. Now I am doing what Albus refused to do, I am here to clean up his mess. You better look for another Potion teacher, and a Transfiguration Professor if you take the Headmaster's job."

I passed her and went upstairs, McGonagall was dazed for a few seconds and went after me: "What have you done to Albus and Severus, Sirius Black?"

I turned to her and snapped: "Something that should have been done years ago, Minerva! I made them squibs as a punishment for how they treated Harry! And yesterday you too were close to being a squib I might say. And yes, you deserved it too."

McGonagall protested: "There is nothing I could have done to deserve to lose my Magic, Sirius!"

I glared at her: "Were you deaf last night? Harry spent ten years in a Cupboard! Who put him there, Minerva? Who put him there and never even checked up on him? A child of one and a half years was put in a dark Cupboard and you didn't give a shit! Imagine growing up in that Hell hole and you didn't give a shit!"

I continued my rant: "He comes to this crap school, small, malnourished, and in rags, you and that bitch Pomfrey didn't do shit to help him, Why? Because Albus said so! Snape is on Harry's case from day one, insulting him, sabotaging him with the help of the Malfoy spawn, and you let it all happen!"

I sighed and calmed down: "Get out of my sight, Minerva because now that I think it over, you deserve to be squibbed too. You and Pomfrey, I hate you both."

I turned and went upstairs to the seventh floor, leaving a shell-shocked McGonagall behind, fuck her, I won't.

Xxxxx

The Tiara was in its usual place, I looked around to see if Tom stashed something more here, this was an ideal location to hide something, I inspected the cabinet the Tiara was in, and discovered back in a corner four small traveling trunks the size of a matchbox, or, for the more modern people the size of a cigarette lighter. I knew it! This must be a part of the loot he gathered during the years on the continent, or this is the stuff he got from this room. It is in my pocket now.

I returned to Grimmauld Place, Hermione, and Luna were in the Library, I showed the four trunks to Lilly: "Riddle stuff, you can check it out later, we need to go to Gringotts with the Horcruxes. We will be back before dinner."

After Lilly told the girls, we spelled ourselves invisible and apparated to Diagon Alley. At the doors, we canceled our spell and I said to the guard, "I am Lord Black, and have several Cursed objects that need dispelling, can I bring them in? It is nasty stuff."

One of the guards took me to a side door and showed me to a waiting room, "We notified Sharpclaw of your arrival."

I told Lilly how I lost my temper at McGonagall I ended with, "There was a moment I wanted to squib her too, years she was Dumbledore's lapdog, she could have joined him."

Lilly warned me: "Be careful with the squibbing, love. They might declare you a Dark Lord. I am curious what Tonks will tell Madam Bones, you know, you have probably saved her life, wasn't she killed this summer after she got elected?"

"With Neville dead and Harry in a coma, this last month is completely different from our previous world." I speculated, "We have to find out what happened this last month. Oh, do you know what happened with Hermione's parents? Do they know where she is and what happened?"

Lilly shook her head, "No, we will take her home for a visit. While we are there, we have to put wards around their place to be safe. And we need to check the wards around the Rookery."

That moment Sharpclaw entered the room with a Goblin I recognized, Sharpclaw introduced us, "Lord Black, Miss Evans, this is Golddigger, the Account Manager of the Potter Account. Golddigger, Lord Black, and Miss Lilly Evans, a Blood test will prove that she is in fact the Mother of Heir Potter. If you all will follow me to my office we will get to the bottom of this."

Xxxxx

In Sharpclaw's office, he asked: "Lord Black, did you have anything to do with the events from yesterday? People saw you walking through Diagon Alley putting signs up with Voldemort's real name. The Death Eaters that appeared and tried to remove the signs, mysteriously got their Magic core destroyed, a total of sixty Death Eaters lost their Magic, even Voldemort lost his Magic and got Portkey'd into the Department of Mysteries."

I shrugged: "They tried to dispel my pretty signs, and most of all, they hurt Harry, they can be glad they are still breathing."

I stopped all discussions when I took my sealed bag out and put it on the table.

"This is the most urgent, Sharpclaw, I need your best Curse breakers on this to remove the Horcruxes on these Heirlooms, and for your information, in Bellatrix Vault that I am about to confiscate, is another."

Two minutes later the office was loaded with Guards and Curse breakers, two hours later we only needed Nagini to die and Harry's scar to vanish. I told Lilly: "Trust Golddigger, I handled with him in other Layers."

Lilly did the Blood test, proving that she is Harry's Mother, Lilly asked: "What can be done for Harry? Is there a way to wake him and remove that curse scar?"

Golddigger shook his head: "I offered our healer and curse breakers to have a look, but Dumbledore prevented it."

Lilly grinned: "Dumbledore will not be a problem, not anymore, I order a full medical examination and a removal of his Curse Scar. I will sign the form as Harry's Mother and Sirius as his lawful Magical guardian. Golddigger, go to the Daily Prophet and give the pages of the Will that said Peter was the Secret Keeper, and Dumbledore was the one who cast the Fidelius. And the list of Guardians where Harry was supposed to go to. I want this arrest warrant on Sirius to go away."

Golddigger asked: "Why do you think Dumbledore will not be a problem anymore?"

I answered: "He was responsible for the rescue team to be too late to save Neville and Harry. Nobody hurts Harry and gets away with it."

Golddigger left with the Will and my and Lilly's statements. However, how will he explain that Lilly and I came back from the death? Meh, they won't notice it, sixty squibs are bigger news.

I turned to Sharpclaw, "I will hire Theodore Tonks to represent me, I will sue the Ministry and Fudge for all they got. What can you tell me about the loans you called in?"

Sharpclaw shook his head: "Not much, almost all of the Lords lost their Magic last night, as head of the family they need to appoint a new Lord or make an Heir the new Lord, some need Regents, it is a complete mess."

I grinned: "Auw, you almost made me feel bad for squibbing them… almost. Malfoy was there too? The reporter recognized him."

Sharpclaw nodded: "He was, so was his Heir. Even the Lestranges. Due to the wording of the marriage contracts, you are officially the New Lord Malfoy and Lord Lestrange."

I grinned at Lilly: "What do you think? Would Hermione object to be the next Lady Malfoy? Cissy will blow a fuse or two."

Sharpclaw grinned evilly: "That will be impossible, a contract has been signed with Lord Greengrass just last week for both his Daughters."

Lilly swore: "That greedy stinking Ferret! If Daphne is the same as in our Layer, the Ferret or she would die. Siri, we better call the Account Managers of the Malfoy and Lestranges here and lock their Vaults."

Sharpclaw laughed: "That would be my pleasure, Griptooth has been taunting me for years that he will take over the Black Accounts and merge them with Malfoy's. I will take care of the paperwork you only need to sign these papers and seal them with your ring. Come back tomorrow and we iron the details out."

I softly said to Lilly: "This Layer will end in a nightmare, Lilly, the Greengrasses? They come with Tracey included!"

Lilly sighed: "We owl them tomorrow and ask for a meeting."

Xxxxx

We took Hermione to her parents, and explained the situation, that they were not happy with the situation was an understatement.

I tried to reassure them: "Mr, Granger, Lilly, and I have put Hermione under House Black and House Potter's protection, and almost all the troublemakers are dealt with. Hermione is completely healed and is ready to go home."

After a lot of discussions, we were allowed to install the wardstones, while Hermione was talking softly with her Mother.

Finally, I made an offer: "Hermione can visit us when you are at work, she doesn't have to leave the house to do it. Our House-elves will come for her if she calls their name."

Mrs. Granger said: "We already changed our plans for our Holiday next week, we can not change it again without losing our deposit. Can Hermione stay those three weeks with you?"

Now, that is what I call a transparent manipulation, Hermione has no doubt explained her new relationship, and Mum approved? Kinky! Her parents are more liberal than I expected, then I remembered Hermione telling me that her parents were Nudists. How could I forget that?

We kissed Hermione goodbye and told her to call on Kreacher until Winky was strong enough. And apparated back home.

Xxxxx

Tonks was waiting for us, and handed me a letter, I opened the letter and read

Lord Black,

Or should I say visitor from another World?

Miss Tonks explained the circumstances of your summoning, after discussing it with the Head of the DOM, we viewed the memory of your summoning.

In that, we found you and Lilly Evans a victim of the situation and we decided to legalize your status as Lord Black and Lady Potter.

We invite you both to tomorrow's Wizengamot to finalize our offer.

Your name has been cleared and the arrest warrants were lifted when your original fell through the veil of Death. Miss Tonks is assigned to you until everything is cleared up.

Madam Amelia Bones

Minister of Magic.

Regent Bones.

Lilly read the letter and smiled: "That will make things a lot easier. What memory exactly did you show, Tonks?"

Tonks blushed: "Two parts, first, the discussion and the reasoning for summoning, and the second part the summoning until you put us to sleep."

I sighed: "So they know it was us that squibbed those Death eaters."

Tonks shyly nodded: "They must have seen that Memory five times until they believed that you can cast spells just by looking at it. I didn't want to show what followed without your permission, some of it is incriminating."

Lilly hugged her: "That is fine for us, Tonks, you are an Auror and you have to follow the rules, did you bring the ingredients for that potion? We can brew it after dinner."

Tonks showed the bag: "Yep, all here, where is Hermione?"

"At home, Lupin told her parents that Hermione had a potion accident and needed specialized treatment." explained Lilly, "Then they didn't receive a word or letter from her, you can understand they were pissed off when we showed up with Hermione, Siri needed to do some serious groveling before they wanted to listen."

Kreacher popped in: "Dinner be ready, Master."

Hmm? That old bastard is softening up on me? Or it is the Locket's influence that is gone.

Lilly asked: "How is Winky, Kreacher?"

"Winky be fine in two weeks, Mistress Lilly, Kreacher be thanking you and Master for saving her. Winky's Mum be my Sister's Daughter."

Cool, that is why he is so nice all of a sudden, Winky is family. Well, I can't fault him for that.

Xxxxx

After dinner, Tonks and Lilly brewed the flushing potion, and Tonks got flushed. She spends two hours on the toilet to get it all out. A shower… three showers and a dozen mouth-cleaning spells later, she joined us in our bed.

I asked: "Aren't you supposed to be on bodyguard duty?"

Tonks straddled me and answered: "How can I guard your body when I am not in the room? There is only one bed, so we have to share, and you, Lord Black, need to have a detailed body inspection. I have to look for anomalies and performance defects. Lilly and Luna are here as assistants to do this delicate job. Luna? Can you test him on how good he is at eating pussy? Yes, just like that."

She smiled at Lilly and commented, "I can already tell you his dick is working fine, how long can he last?"

Lilly grinned and went in front of Tonks, grabbed her hair, and pushed Tonks's face against her snatch: "Less talking, more sucking, Bodyguard. Lord Black, speed it up, we are going to show our inspector how it is done."

That is my girl! I'll show her that I am Lord Black! Merlin, she has a tight cunt… must… not… falter...