Do you know class switching?

Yeah, it's about that.

(At a campsite in Millick Meadows)

Noah, Mio, Lanz, Sena, Eunie, Taion. The Ouroboros. The dreaded beings that both nations want to get rid of, were tidying the campsite down to start their walk of today. Eunie was managing her wings since she always had bedwings like when she woke up in the morning. Lanz was checking out of his weapon's state, Sena was stretching to get prepared, Mio and Taion were organizing their tables and chairs, and the Nopon were also managing supplies.

And there was Noah. Who was just isolated from the rest of the group. He was focusing on something on his iris. Mio, the party's big sister and Noah's interlink partner, found Noah's actions peculiar. So she made a move.

"Looking at something?" Mio asked as she approached Noah.

"Oh, nothing in particular, really. It's just kind of a habit. Checking our status, the war… Watching for info updates… Silly… I don't know why I still bother to check it anymore. Not like there'd be updates…" Noah chuckled, his hand still on his temples. He slightly turned his head around to face Mio.

And he found something new.

"Huh…?"

"What is it?"

"An icon just popped up – over your head," Noah said, gazing over Mio's head. Hearing that, Mio also put her fingers on her temples.

"Oh yeah. Now I can see an icon for you as well." Mio said, looking at the icon which looked like Noah's iconic sword.

"When did we unlock a feature like this? I've never noticed it before." Said Noah. As the two talked about it, the rest of the party assembled. Noah turned his head to see them, again, finding various icons. They did exist, but they were still locked.

"Yours seems to be… The only one not locked." Noah said, facing Mio again.

"Then… What would happen if you use it?" Mio asked Noah. Noah didn't answer. Instead, he showed it with action. He simply just accessed the icon with his iris.

And…

Stuff happened.

"Whoa!" Noah exclaimed, as he felt some changes in his clothes and weapons. His red jacket was nowhere, and it was changed with the white jacket Mio chose to wear. And in his hands, were Mio's twin rings.

"Isn't that…my clothes and my weapons…?" Mio said, gazing into Noah's hands.

"Yeah…huh? Wait…" Noah said, closing his eyes for a minute.

"What is it?" Mio asked, but Noah didn't answer again. Instead, he started to swing Mio's twin rings around. But something was strange. He never used a weapon like those before, but he was handling the weapons perfectly, just like Mio did.

"Whoa, since when you learn to use those? I thought Kevesi soldiers never used those."

"I don't know…it just…feels natural… Like I've been using this weapon for a long time." Noah said, looking at his twin rings in his hands. He tried to think of a reason for it, but his thoughts got disturbed by a certain girl.

"Pffft…." Eunie started to laugh while covering her mouth.

"What are you laughing at, Euni… Wait…pffft…!" Lanz too got involved in the laughing spree.

"Why are you guys all laughing?" Noah asked.

"Hehehehehe…. Noah…uh…look down….!" Eunie said, trying not to suffocate.

"What? What's wro… Wait….What?" Noah looked down, following Eunie's words.

Only to find himself wearing Mio's white skirt and her black stockings.

"What? Why am I wearing…. Wait, my innerwear feels a bit differ… Holy spark…?" Noah took off his white jacket, finding Mio's white camisole.

"Queen's snow-white wings…. This is priceless! You can't imagine how funny you look with that attire!" Eunie said, now just bursting into laughter.

"So…if you access the icon… You get their weapons and their clothes?" Mio said, her iris still activated.

"It seems… Man, this thing feels strange, it's so thin and…small…?"

"Oh, that's probably because that thing didn't exactly match my size perfectly… It…doesn't come all the way down my stomach." Mio said, pointing at Noah's camisole.

"Hmm… Well, should I try it too?"

"If you want to?"

"Okay then…." After a few seconds, Mio's white clothes turned into Noah's. His red jacket, his long, black pants, and his black innerwear also came to her. Mio spread her hands to summon her blade, and found Noah's blade in her hands.

"Whoa! Mimi, you're killing that outfit!" Sena said.

"Really? But honestly…I…do feel kinda hot in this. I…am actually not good at how weathers…" Mio said, scratching her ears.

"Oh… Anyway, try to use my weapon!" Noah said, pointing at her blade. Mio nodded, and performed various arts that Noah used.

"Whoa… You're right! I can use this blade so naturally!" Mio said in awe as she nailed some moves with the blade.

"Hmmm… Can we do that too?" Sena asked, activating her iris. "Oh! I can use Lanz's one!"

"Really? Then will I be able to use… Holy sparks, it's true!" Lanz said as he activated his iris, too.

"Then…let's see…there!" As Sena accessed Lanz's icon, her usual sports bra and hot pants disappeared, only to get replaced by Lanz's big pants and jacket.

"My turn then?" Lanz followed Sena.

And Eunie fell down, laughing.

"What? What's wrong with… Holy sparking spark. HOW CAN I CANCEL THIS?" Lanz exclaimed, as his clothes changed into Sena's clothes. Sena's attire, the sports bra, the hotpants, and the tiny jacket… Were now his.

"At least give some arrangements, dammit! Although…the weapon's pretty neat! And…it's quite heavy, too. How do you even swing this thing without a power frame?" Lanz said, lifting the hammer.

"Well…if you trai…pffft…." Sena tried to talk, but her attempt failed. "Sorry…just…can't…Oh my god…" Sena said, soon doubling up because of her laugh spree.

"Well…you do look good, Lanz…?" Mio tried to comfort Lanz. But it wasn't the timing to do so.

"Mio, thanks for your effort, but I think this is not a good time to say that, mate." Lanz shrugged.

"You're not alone, Lanz," Noah said as he approached his mate while still in his skirt.

"I don't even know by now…. Hey, Eunie, if you think this is that hilarious, why don't you try it yourself?"

"Oh yeah? I bet I'm gonna kill whatever outfit I get. I'm the boss!" Eunie said proudly as she accessed Taion's icon. Taion followed Eunie, too.

"Hmm…not bad!" Eunie's usual tights and the black jacket with a little bit of green on it disappeared, being replaced by Taion's tactician outfit.

"If I discount these tights being a little bit extra tight… I'm not complaining. Wait, where are my glasses?"

"Looks like I have it? Want these? My eyes hurt by just looking through them…" Eunie said, taking off her glasses.

"Thanks, I really need those. How do I look now?"

"You look…not that bad… But…a bit strange since your tights…doesn't have that volume that I have…" Eunie said, staring into Taion.

"Aw, I wanted at least one of them to get hilarious outfits!" Sena said, sighing. "Anyway, Lanz, why is your jacket so heavy? Aren't you hot?"

"That's the question I want to ask. Why do your clothes have so much exposure?"

"Well…my body temperature is usually pretty high… And…isn't it comfortable to move in those?"

"Uh, nope, it's so sparking tight…!"

"Looks like I and Mio are the winner of this bizarre fashion show," Eunie said, swagging her tactician look. She summoned Mondo, Taion's blade. "Hey! So you're Mondo!"

"Using my blade wouldn't be so ea…sy?"

"Yooo! It's so cool! Fly! Little….pieces of paper! Fly!" Eunie laughed as she commanded the Mondos to soar around the sky.

"Yeah…that function enabled us to use blade efficiently…" Taion facepalmed.

"Anyway… I dunno what is this all about, but…it's cool! Hey, I have an idea."

"What?"

"How about we stay in these classes for a while? For…tactical purposes, you know."

"Oh, so you're the tactician now?" Lanz said.

"Do we really have to….?" Noah muttered.

"Yep! I'm the tactician now, so follow the boss's orders!" Eunie boasted.

"That's not how tacticians work…" Taion sighed.

"Shut up, medic gunner, you shoot and heal, not whine."

"Aren't you doing this because you just like that outfit?" Lanz complained.

"Nope! By the way, you're sporting that Sena look."

"Hey, that's not a compliment!"

"What? Do you hate my girl with the gall look?"

"Uh…I…eh…uh…"

"Calm down, Lanz. Eunie's right. We could indeed try to use each other's classes." Noah said, drawing Mio's blade back.

"Noah…you're surprisingly calm when you're the one with Mio's skirt…."

"You get used to it," Noah said with a silent smile.

"You what?"

"That's our Noah!" Eunie smirked.

"Hahaha…." Noah let out an awkward laugh, fondling his new skirt.

"So then…let's go forward for today's march to swordmarch!" Eunie said, taking the lead of the party.

"Since when you become the leader?" Lanz said.

"Shut up, boy with the gall."

"Hey! I'm the only one with the gall!"

"Was that the point to get angry…?" Mio said.

"Let's just go…" Taion said, silently following Eunie's behind.

"Taion's right. Let's go, guys! To swordmarch!" As the party's former leader, Noah started his steps, the rest of the party started their walk, too.

"Wouldn't we look like a bunch of jokers…?" Lanz complained.

Yes.

The mighty, dreaded Ouroboros.

Now looking like a bunch of jokers.

Except for one, who didn't accept the notion.

"Board the Euniebus!"

"When is she going to stop….?"

"Just…get used to it, Taion… That usually…lasts..for…probably three days?"

"Well spark…."

(Omake)

(Colony Mu)

"Guess we're done with this colony's job," Eunie said, in her lone exile outfit.

"Thank you for everything!" Fiona bowed her head, showing gratitude.

"Don't mention it, so guys."

"What?"

"Ready for the thing? Activate your iris!" Eunie commanded, looking at the entire party.

"Okay, okay…." Lanz groaned as he activated his.

"So, who's the one who gets Fiona's class? Looks like I'm not the one…" Sena said, in her Yumsmith outfit.

"….."

"What's wrong, Lanz?"

"It's me…."

"Ooh, great! Then what you're waiting for?" Eunie said with a big smirk.

"Okay, okay, just…I need the time to organize my mind…"

"Come on, Lanz, don't be a coward!" Eunie's smirk got bigger and bigger.

"Shut up, Eunie! If I do…this…?" With a spark, Lanz's heavy defender outfit vanished. Changing into Fiona's outfit. The Colony Mu uniform, the white stockings, and the flag Fiona carried, were now his.

"Pffft…. HAHAHAHAH! You're priceless!" Eunie burst into laughter, soon falling down.

"Don't just laugh! Sparks, why do I only get these kinda things…?"

"It's okay, Lanz, you look good!"

"Yeah, mate, I think you're…"

"It doesn't even work when you're talking to me while your backs are turned, Noah, Mio." Lanz sighed.

"Hehehe….."

"Don't be shy, Lanz! You look…ppffff….Pahahahahahaha!" Sena burst into laughter, holding her belly.

"Not you too, Sena!"

"Calm down, Lanz, we got Fiona's class. That's a tactical gain." Taion blurted out.

"And where are your glasses? And your scarf?"

"I gave up my ability to see. And the scarf… I lend it to someone in need."

"Who?"

"Hey! Lanz! You look like you belong to our colony!" Fiona chirped out from behind.

"Huh? Fio…. Taion, you mudder…." Lanz gritted his teeth as he saw Fiona.

With Taion's scarf covering her mouth.

"Fiona? Would you…push that scarf down…?"

"Huh? Oka…y?" As she pushed the scarf down, something Lanz dreaded appeared. The sight of Fiona biting her lips to hold down her laughter.

"THAT'S IT! I SPARKING QUIT! WHY DO I ONLY GET THESE KINDS OF OUTFITS?" Lanz raged.

"But Lanz…we…do still have hope you know…" Mio mumbled out.

"Dammit…. Better be something good, then."

But little did Lanz know…

The next outfit he would get…

Was a sparking Moebius uniform.

What a jolly day.

Now I want fanarts of the party in these outfits.