Hey, watched the direct?
Me too.
"Alvis! Why are you doing this! Is this truly your will?" Shulk, the wielder of Monado R: EX, shouted to the shining being with shining Zanza-like wings in front of him. It was Alvis, also known as Ontos. The one who secretly led Shulk into his adventures, and eventually led him to Zanza.
"He's just a mindless machine, our words won't reach him!" Rex, the wielder of the Aegis swords said to Shulk. He tightly held the swords in his hands, ready to start a combat any time.
"Come on, Alvis, wake up! This isn't you! You said you saw a bright future! Where every living beings coexist, hand-in-hand! Are you telling me that you lied?!" Shulk shouted, swinging his Monado.
"Well, at least he didn't lie?" Rex said.
"Huh? What are you…"
"He did promise you a bright future, eh? And look at that, it's so bright that you can't even properly open your eyes." Rex said, snorting a little.
"….You serious, Rex? Dad jokes, in this moment?" Shulk's eyes were shaking.
"Well, I am a dad of three children after all. So…I couldn't help it!" Rex said.
"…." Shulk lost his words.
"Rule 5 of the Salvagers' code! Dad jokes are legal when you become a dad!"
"What's that you say?"
"Come on, that line again, Shulk? At least prepare some different lines for these kind of situati…"
"Put a sock in it."
"Alrght, alright, I'll stop! But this place is indeed pretty brig…"
Shulk slashed his Monado.
"Okay! Okay! I'm sorry!"
Sorry for not writing an Omake and a short chapter, but...
I couldn't help it.
I HAD TO WRITE THIS AFTER I WATCHED THE DIRECT!
By the way, I finished the game!