A Glee Fanfiction written by Ohmygleeme23

The Adventures Of Sebastian & Oreo

Chapter Seven / Story 7 – Birdy

Summary:Sebastian Smyth owns a cat. A talking cat called Oreo who he hates, and who hates him in return. Despite all the hate they are left alone to have many adventures together; what could go wrong? Find out in the one shot story series of Sebastian and Oreo!

Important Notes! : This story is a little inspired by a fanfiction called Lovely wrote by a fanfiction writer called A Wonderland Heart, that fanfiction is also got a cat in the story but mainly based on Kurt Hummel and Sebastian Smyth, with topics that some people may find hard to read. I find it an amazing fanfiction, so anybody who would like to read they will be a link below .

I don't own glee (sadly) and this story will contain swearing, bad language, some KurtBastian and some sex talk. Please enjoy!

Chapter Seven / Story 7 – Birdy

Monday evening 9:30am, Kurt and Sebastian were sat at Kurt's dinner table eating breakfast together after what Sebastian had been calling the best sleep of his life.

Kurt had cooked a full English, toast, eggs, sausages the lot, he wanted Sebastian to feel at home here, happy; after what he shared about his parents and his home life Kurt wanted to be the best possible boyfriend he could and that meant making sure he was always mostly happy and fed; what could he say his boyfriend loved food.

"Is it all okay?" Kurt asked smiling at his boyfriend who was stuffing his face full.

Sebastian giggled trying his best to be polite with his mouth full of food "It's perfect thank you" he replied laughing as a bit of egg fell down his cheek.

Kurt giggled blushing "I can't wait to spend the day with you today, he discretions, no parents, nothing! Just you and me all day long" he smiled

Sebastian smiled back putting his now finished plate into the sink "Me neither, do you have anything planned that you wanted to do?"

Kurt shrugged "I don't mind as long as it's with you"

Sebastian laughed back "You're so cheesy. But I love it, umm okay what about we stay in and watch movies, the weather is not so great unfortunately" he added looking at the rain outside.

"Sounds perfect" Kurt smiled.

And with that they washed up the plates and went to pick out some movies. Both boys stayed in their pyjamas as they weren't going anywhere and got a warm fluffy blanket out.

Kurt picked out Broadway classics such as West Side Story, Rent and Chicago. Whereas Sebastian picked out action films from Finn's collection such as Fast and Furious, Guardians of the Galaxy, and for a series the CW version of The Flash.

Surprisingly they both liked and agreed on each other choice and sat down to watch them all with the blanket over them both.

Just as they were about to start Kurt's choice of West Side Story, Oreo came up tapping on Sebastian shoulder.

"What do you want?" Sebastian asked a little angry.

Kurt giggled "Seb be nice"

Sebastian smirked back "Have you meet this dick?"

Oreo give him a look back as if butter wouldn't melt in his mouth "I just wanted to ask if I can pick a film"

Sebastian laughed "And what kind of crap are you thinking of picking out?"

Kurt giggled replying to the cat before Sebastian could say anything else "Of course you can Oreo they are other there"

Oreo smiled going over to have a look at the different DVD's.

Sebastian give Kurt a sigh "Why did you do that for?"

Kurt laughed "What? Oreo is sweet and he deserves to join us we can't just leave him alone all day"

With that Sebastian rolled his eyes "Fine but he better behave himself or he is out"

Kurt smiled kissing his check back "Deal"

With that Oreo came back with his choice of film holding up Garfield.

Sebastian rolled his eyes laughing "Of course it's a cat film"

Kurt smiled excited "OMG I love that movie! Me and my dad use to watch it all the time when I was little. To be honest I forgot we had it, let's watch this one first" he said taking out the other film putting that one in.

And with that they all got back into the warm blanket and went to watch the film. Kurt laid with his head on a pillow on Sebastian's lap, whiled Oreo curled up on Kurt's lap facing the screen.

But 20 minutes into the film and Kurt and Sebastian were starting to hear noises.

"Kurt looks too gay today" a voice said

Kurt looked at Sebastian who also heard it and just shook his head to say it wasn't him.

Just then there was another noise, this time to Sebastian.

"Sebastian is fat, as fat as a whale" the voice said.

Kurt and Sebastian paused the film and both looked angrily down at Oreo.

Oreo looked back up at them "What?" he asked confused.

Kurt looked at him hurt "Oreo what your saying is really mean"

Oreo laughed "I didn't say anything!"

Sebastian give him an angry look "Oreo apologise now!"

Once again Oreo laughed "But I didn't say anything!"

With that Sebastian got up and put Oreo outside the back door. "You can stay out here until you say sorry!" he yelled closing the door.

And with that Sebastian apologised to Kurt for his cat behaviour and the boys took the blanket and the films up into Kurt's room to carry on.

Oreo stood in the rain feeling confused. Yeah he insulted Sebastian all the time, but he would never do that to Kurt. And he would never be that mean. So what on earth was going on?

Confused and getting wetter from the rain by the minute he quickly walked to Lord Tubbingtons house to speak to him.

Once at Tubs house Oreo went through the cat flap to find him watching TV with Brittany and eating cheese puffs.

He gives him a signal and Tubs quickly come off the bed running near the back door to meet him.

"Hey!" Tubs said when he finally got to his friend.

"Hi" Oreo said smiling "Are you free to help me out?" he asked.

Tubs smiled "Well it depends what it's for but sure"

Oreo explained what happened with Kurt and Sebastian just moments before, about the movie day in and all the random noises.

"That's really weird man" Tubs said "And you have no idea of what is causing it all?" he added.

"No" Oreo said dishearten "So will you help me please. I'll get you a bag of catnip if you do"

Tubs smiled "Sure"

So with that Tubs and Oreo walked back to Kurt's house going through the window to find out the root of these strange noises.

They shared high and low. In and out of cardboard doors but found nothing that could be doing it at all.

In the end they both took a break, going into the living room drinking some glasses of milk.

Just as Oreo was about to say something, him and Tubs both heard a noise, like a banging metal sound coming from high above.

So both cats looked up and to their surprise, there it was. The thing that had been making all the sounds.

Tubs giggled "It's a parrot! You got the blame for a bird this whole time"

Oreo shook his head in anger "I'm going to eat it!" he yelled.

Tubs quickly stopped him "No you can't, and then you'll be in even more trouble"

Oreo sighed "So what do I do, keep getting the blame?"

"No" Tubs said back "We simply open the cage door and try and talk to it, like the good adult cats we have become"

"Okay fine" Oreo agreed.

And with that Tubs helped Oreo up to open the cage door and talk to the parrot in person.

But as the cage door was open, the parrot quickly flew out the cage and out the window leaving completely.

Oreo looked down at Tubs in shock and Tubs quickly dropped Oreo onto the floor.

Oreo was about to say something when Tubs made a run of it shouting back quickly.

"I was never here!"

With that Oreo gulped and walked quickly back outside listening to himself.

An hour later Burt came home and went into the living room to feed his parrot Sparky.

He was shocked to find out he was not there. So he shouted up to Kurt.

"Kurt have you seen Sparky?" he asked

Kurt looked confused at Sebastian and then yelled back "No who is Sparky?"

Burt smiled "My pet parrot from Carol, she bought him me the other day he lives in the living room"

Kurt shock "Umm no"

"Odd" Burt said back "Okay no problem, I will start dinner" he replied.

So with that Kurt went back into his room. Where he sore Sebastian looking guilty.

"Hey Kurt?" he asked.

"Yeah" he said back

"Weren't we in the living room this morning when the noises started" he asked

"Yeah why?" Kurt asked smiling.

Sebastian gulped "Umm Kurt parrots can talk"

Kurt gulped back and looked at Sebastian "The noises came from the parrot and not Oreo didn't they?"

Sebastian nodded

They both had a lot of apologising to do.

Whiled Oreo was looking at Pet shops to find a parrot replacement.

Hello all! That's another chapter down, I can't believe how quickly this first season is coming to an end, I have the other three chapter planned out ready to go so it's only a matter of writing them all up now and adding them in. thanks once again for all the support, reading and review and hopefully I should be able to update the next chapter next week, but for now everybody and as always – Keep On Reading – Ohmygleeme23 (Emily)