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11:37:04, now at the National Mall, the Midnight Riders gather their weapons and disembark for their shift. The ones keeping an eye on the outside perimeter this time are Ellis and Zoey.
Snowden: We're at the National Mall now. Well, south part of the National Mall, which ain't much. Getting close to the park.
Jake: Alright. Midnight Riders, grab your shit and let's get these bastards!
Smitty: Couldn't have said it better myself, Jake.
Dusty: Hell yeah!
Ox: Alrighty then.
Ellis: Yo, Captain, can I take the next watch?
Zoey: Me too, Snow'. Can we?
Snowden: Yeah, of course. Since you two are great for long range, I'm putting you lovebirds on the roof of this bus. I'll give you a boost. Sound good?
Ellis: Yeah, man.
Zoey: First of all, good idea. Second of all, shut up.
Left 4 Dead Survivors: *laughing*
[Tour Bus door opens]
As Snowden helps Ellis and Zoey set up on top of the Tour Bus, Jake, Smitty, Dusty and Ox get to work on the road ahead. In this run, there will be two enemies: The Infected and the snow.
[wind picks up]
Jake: Blizzard's starting!
Smitty: Stay close, boys!
[gunfire]
Ox: Man, the snow on the ground's not doing us any favors.
Dusty: Until we can find some clear paths, we ain't got much choice. Come on, we can do this.
A bunch of Infected Secret Service Agents KIA (Killed in Action) later, they make it to the National Mall. After thinking about the place for a bit, they start doing the same work the Left 4 Dead 2 Survivors did.
Dusty: We're here, the National Mall. I once thought we should perform here if we ever get a gig in D.C.
Smitty: Not sure if that'll be our call to make.
Jake: More importantly, I think we should perform live without any recordings. It is our great nation's capital after all.
Ox: Hmm, always wanted to come here for a visit. Let's see if we can find someone to save.
Smitty: And something to kill.
Five minutes of breaching and clearing every building they can get to without being too far from the Tour Bus later, they also come out of there empty-handed. But at least they get to kill a Roaming Witch using the one-shot technique Snowden taught them.
[Witch Moans]
Smitty: Snowden says that crying is coming from a Witch.
Dusty: Still got rounds in my shotgun. I got her.
[Witch Moans]
Jake: Make sure to turn off your light first or she'll be spooked before you can get close.
[Witch Yells]
[Assault Shotgun fire]
[Witch Death]
Dusty: Ha! I got it!
Ox: Almost had me worried there.
All that stands in the way are a Random Horde, a Sticky Spitter and an Acid Spitter, which are dealt with quickly.
[Pandemic Hiatus Horde Theme plays]
[gunfire]
[Sticky Spitter Voice]
Jake: Sticky? Yeah, Sticky Spitter!
[SG 553 fire]
[Sticky Spitter Death]
Ox: I think I killed her!
Jake: You did it!
[Spitter Voice]
Dusty: There's the burning Spitter!
[FAL Battle Rifle fire]
[Spitter Death]
Smitty: I hit it!
Dusty: Good one, Smitty!
[gunfire stops]
Smitty: Thanks for the help, guys.
Zoey: Ah, whatever.
Ellis: We cool, my dudes.
Jake: That everyone? Good.
[Tour Bus door closes]
Jake: This one's for you, Anthony.
We're safe... for now.