ok imagine the middle ages but there were phones and chat apps
byzantine and bulgar are chatting
byzantine: wyd
bulgar: I'm polishing the sword, wbu? :D
byzantine: I'm lying in bed :D send me pics, you've got me curious :DD
bulgar: *sends byzantine photos of him polishing an actual sword*
byzantine: ugh u really are an idiot
bulgar: and ur a ho and u can't deny it, you've got a boyfriend yet u wanna look at ppl's swords :D
(the boyfriend in question was khazar)
(maybe she got khazar to attack bulgar after this exchange)
(also see, onoghur has no reason to get jealous easily, bulgar is to be trusted)