Hey everyone, sorry for the long wait, almost forgot about this story, just watched the latest DreamWorks movie The Last Wish which is amazing in every way possible, thinking of writing a fanfic about it similar to this, if you want to let me know, now back to the story.
Inside the bank, the gang of Bad Guys was currently stuck in the vault which locked them in.
"What was that!?" Mr. Snake hissed in anger after Wolf had tripped the alarm despite being the smartest in the crew.
"Hey, cool it down Snake, Webs see if you can 'crack' this open?" He insisted as Tarantula opened her laptop before closing it.
She then had a cold look. "Yeah, you try without any intent or wifi!" She stated as everyone checked the mobile devices showing there was no service inside the vault for security reasons. Wolf was starting to sweat when he spoke.
"Vents, what kind of vault doesn't have vents?" They looked at the ceiling to see a small vent on top. After making a small tower Snake, Piranha, and Tarantula managed to slither/crawl their way in before heading deeper till they bumped into each other and turned the other way before eventually falling out of the vent and at the main teller desk and looking outside seeing several barricades and police outside before quickly returning to the vents and telling the rest of The Bad Guys.
"And we would have been out earlier but no you just had to trip the alarm!" A mad Snake yelled at Wolf who lifted his hands.
"Hey, less shouting and think a way to get out before..." Wolf wasn't finished when a loud voice came out of a megaphone.
"Alright, Bad Guys I'll give you all five minutes to come out with your hands up or I'll have to use the pepper spray and tear gas!" The voice of the police chief shouted causing a few officers to cover their ears as Ruby watched from the car as she climbed into the front seat and got on the wheel.
Now hiding behind the teller windows, the bad guys all peeked from it. "Well looks like the chief is bringing in everything she has on this," Wolf said as he started taking the spare money from the teller boxes. "I mean the only way out is through those doors and the back is mostly swarmed so I guess this is the..." He stopped midsentence as the sound of screeching tires and the smell of burning rubber reached his ears and nose a familiar black car sped past the front doors and the police barricade staining the officers and chief with dust who all coughed as the chief was in disbelief.
"But I thought that... After that car!" Soon every officer on the scene quickly got inside their patrol cars and followed the decoy as the rest of the Bad Guys watched from inside.
"She's a natural what do I always say?!" Wolf said as Tarantula asked. "When did you teach her to drive?"
Wolf then opened his mouth but no sound came out as he thought for a bit. "I didn't."
"Out of the way!?" Rudy shouted while slamming the car horn and swerving trying to avoid hitting any civilians walking the street and such before drifting and turning around a corner and towards the main street where a farmer's market was being held as many vendors and buyers leapt out of the way as the car crashed into several stands covering the windshield in fruit juices as the wipers turned on as Ruby took a hard U-turn around and drove back towards the bank before slamming on the breaks and coming to a complete stop as she honked the horn as the crew walked out tossing several bags of cash in the back as Ruby and Wolf switched seats and he turned the engine and quickly drove.
"That was... INCREDIBLE!" He shouted before giving her a noogie.
"Dad stop!" Rudy said laughing as Wolf turned his attention to Snake. "What did I say, she's a natural!"
Snake rolled his eyes. "It was only beginner's luck for an amateur like her."
"Someone a little grumpy maybe because it's his..." Soon Tarantula blew a party horn as Shark placed a party hat on Snake's head while Piranha opened a party popper.
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" They all shouted at Snake who briefly turned red in embarrassment. "Maybe it's better to celebrate when the heat is off us!" Snake stated as Wolf looked in the mirror to see a long row of police units on his metaphorical tail. After a few tricks and high-risk driving, they eventually lost a large number of cops in a massive pileup before heading through the watershed and a secret entrance that led to their hideout where they all exited the car and sat down at the table as Ruby tossed the money into a large pile of stolen goods and loot over the years.
"Alright now get ready for the best present in your whole life!" Ruby said before presenting Snake with a large gift that was covered in gold wrapping Snake quickly took it before unwrapping it and pulling out a long line of worn shredded snake skin.
"What is this?" He asked before looking at it closely. "Is this my skin!?"
"I thought that since you were getting older you'd like to see how far you've grown over the years," Ruby said.
Snake then gagged before holding his breath and coughing. "You didn't have to do that, Really I mean it."
Wolf stepped in. "Hey now she worked hard on that plus, you used to just leave it all around the floor." The others then simply nodded in response. "Any now a toast sounds good right about now."
Everyone sat down as they all sat down as Snake spoke up. "I'm just saying this right now, but out of all the people in the world, I hate you guys the least." They all cheered as the cake was placed down only for Piranha to quickly eat the entire thing in one bite.
"You couldn't spare a single crumb!?" Shark exclaimed while Tarantula shook off the bits of sake and drooled off herself.
"Note next time bring a backup cake for next birthday." Ruby reminded herself as they all got together for a group photo.
"Now everyone says ROBBERY!" Wolf stated as everyone smiled as the photo was taken and he placed the picture on the fridge next to several other pictures.
Ruby sat down on the couch and began flipping channels on the TV as she heard the sound of a scuffle and looked to see Snake and Shark in a fight with each other. "It's just a push pop what so hard about that?" She asked but was ignored by them as she went back to watching the TV before stopping at the news. "You guys might want to see this!"
Snake and Shark stopped fighting and the rest sat on the couch as Ruby turned on the volume for them to hear clearly.
"-proving that they are the most diabolical criminals of all time." The reporter on the TV stated.
"Diabolical, that's a new one for us," Tarantula said.
"Here to speak on the matter is the newly elected governor, Diane Foxington."
"Governor?" Wolf questioned as said governor then appeared on the screen and spoke.
"Listen, we all know how dastardly the Bad Guys are, but more than anything I feel sorry for them."
Ruby then spat out her drink of cola with an odd look on herself.
"Behind their immature antics and frankly unoriginal capers, I mean another bank? Is nothing but a deep well of anger-"
"I ain't angry, you angry!" Pharianha yelled.
"-denial-"
"Not true!" Turatula huffed.
"-Self-loathing-"
"The only one a loath is you lady," Snake stated.
"And acceptance by others."
"You take that back!" Ruby exclaimed.
"Those are things that no amount of cash or priceless artifacts can ever fill."
Everyone was silent for a brief moment until Snake asked. "What's on the Food Network?"
Wolf meanwhile had a moment brief anger, "Who is she to judge us?" He said.
"-And what can be more positive than the annual Good Samaritan awards, where tomorrow night I will present the golden dolphin to this year's good citizen."
Wolf then turned off the TV as he sat down and thought.
"I can't believe I voted for her!" Tarantula exclaimed.
"You voted for her?!"
"What? She's good at climate change." "I second that," Ruby said as Snake looked at Wolf who had a slight smile.
"What's going on? You got that twinkle in your eye." He asked as Wolf stood up from the couch.
"Dad, what are planning?" Ruby questioned.
Wolf then looked at them. "Guys, who's up for another job? A big one." He asked as he lifted a window blind showing a billboard across the street promoting the Good Samaritan awards the rest of the group gasped in shock.
"The golden dolphin, seriously?" Snake said.
Pharianha then jumped in"And I thought I was the crazy one."
"Dad I know you like risky jobs but if we do that it'll be the end of the Bad Guys as we know it! Everyone's tried and failed at stealing it, The Bucharest bandits, Lucky Jim, and most notoriously The Crimsion Paw!' She said out loud.
Tarantula then stated, "Actually the Crimson Paw was never arrested."
"Yeah, but they never stole again, if anything they probably took what they stole and retired to Europe or Hawaii or some fancy vacation place which is what we should do the second we fail at stealing that award," Ruby suggested.
"Snake," Wolf said. "What better way to wipe that smirk off the governor's fuzzy face than stealing the golden dolphin from right under her whiskers? This is the holy grail of thievery! We pull this off we'll cemetne ourselves as the greatest criminals of all time!"
Snake then backed away. "Whoa, buddy I thought we weren't supposed to make personal? Plus we've got a good thing going here. Friends, Freedom, and all the money we could ever have!"
Wolf's smile then dropped. "You know what your right, the dolphin job is off."
"Good," Snake said as he started to slither away.
"I guess the "pig" will get his trophy after all," Wolf said.
"Yeah I guess he..." Snake then stopped for a moment. "What do you mean "Pig"?" He asked.
"Oh yeah, I guess I forgot to mention that it's..." Wolf then pulled a second curtain to show the whole billboard revealing a guinea pig at the end of it.
"That good samaritan is..."
"A guinea pig?"
Ruby then squealed before pushing Snake aside. "OMG, he looks adorable! I could just squeeze him right now!"
"He'll be ten times better than cake," Wolf suggested as Snake hissed as his eyes were in a hypnotic state before snapping out of it.
"FINE!, I'm in but he better be as delicious as he looks." He said while licking his lips.
Wolf smiled. "That's the spirit, now gather around." The entire crew then huddled together. "Here's the plan."
Hope you all enjoyed this even if it's a bit late.