Garden of Hell:Helluva boss/Hazbin Hotel
Author's Notes: Charlie needs help but who can she ask but her childhood friend. There's a reason I call this serious the Garden of Hell.
Chapter 4: Charlie's client
Charlie was sitting down in the hotel lounge bored as well… hell. They barely got a client the whole time it was open and the work Alastor was giving her to help this one client they got was insane. The client's name was Jody was a sinner and she was an alcoholic, druggie, and just plain bi- bad person. Jody was in the bar getting drunk and being loud.
"Jody, you know we're trying to stop those drinking habits."
Jody threw bottle at her which she dodged "Fuck off bitch I drink for fun and to hopefully forget!"
Charlie grabbed the bottle from her hand and floated it up to where she couldn't reach. "What are you trying to forget about Jody? Tell me and you get your alcohol back. "
Jody sighed,"The people who betrayed me. My ex-boyfriend got us into some dangerous drug sellers and they tortured us when we couldn't get their money for the week. Eventually we missed one too many and they killed me but my ex-boyfriend got to live."
Charlie gave the bottle back and thought,"Look I normally don't condone this but if I could get those people killed and your ex would you at least try and take this seriously."
Jody sighed and took a swig,"Sure but I don't know how you would do that."
Charlie smirked,"I'm the princess of Hell, I have my ways."
"Eden, Robert, calm down…"
"NO! I know he stole my oreos!"
"I didn't steal shit! But you ate my Cookies and Cream Ice cream!"
"AND IT WAS GOOD!"
Rave was between the two boys as they had their butcher knives and katanas drawn. Rave,Robert, and Marckus stayed with IMP after the raid as everyone else went their separate ways. They used the money and bought the office next door, it was still filled with slut shit so they promptly threw it out after Millie and Blitz sneaked some back home. They turned it into a weapon/game room with a ping pong table, weapons rack, pool table, a tv and 200 guitars. Eden and Marckus used one but Blitz kept breaking his so they just bought 200. The actual office got a remake with a new conference table,200 tv's for Blitz to break, and a new couch which Loona slept on constantly.
Rave pushed them apart and shouted out,"Robert you and me ate your Oreo's last night when we got into Blitz's stash. Eden, you also used Robert's butcher knife to cut your burger so you both wronged each other and you know the saying ,2 wrongs make a right so shake it out."
Eden and Robert begrudgingly shook hands as Millie's and Moxxie's match ended with them ending up making out on the table. Blitz ran in and slammed the door closed.
"Money! Also smile for the camera!" Blitz took a picture of Millie's and Moxxie's makeout session. They flipped him off as Rave sat down on the bean bag chairs.
"What's the problem boss?" Rave asked.
"The princess of Hell came into the office and asked for Eden but who cares about that! If we play our cards right we'll be swimming in cash!"
"Wait Charlie wants me?"
"Yea wouldn't tell me who she wants killed because she wanted to talk to your ass first so go and get us some money."
Eden walked into the office to see Charlie looking at some of the posters hanged around the office. "Didn't know your boss was a clown."
Eden shrugged, "He doesn't talk about it much, what do you want Charlie?"
Charlie gave a fake pout,"Aww come on no hug or even a hi how are you to your childhood friend?"
Eden rolled his eyes but let Charlie jump into his arms,"Hey Charlie, It's been a while."
Charlie pulled away after a minute,"Your "a while" is 6 years back when we turned 16, so how's the job going I see you got a nice office."
Eden shrugged,"It's better than some plus I can put my assassin/bodyguard skills to use."
Charlie rubbed the back of her head,"You ever gonna come to any of the family dinners? I know you and my father have different views-"
"I will never agree with the new execution agreement, ok! You don't even agree with it, that's why you started the hotel! But enough about that, why are you here Charlie?"
Charlie sighed,"I finally have a client but she's a hard nut to crack but I got somewhere today. She said she will try this program if her ex and the drug dealers that killed her get killed. You know I wouldn't condone this but I'm desperate. Can you please help? I can pay you."
"My boss will be happy about the money but I'll help you even without it just make sure it's a lot so he's at his best."
"Sure and thank you Eden."
As Charlie left he walked into the game room Blitz rushed to him and grabbed his clothes,"Did you get the money!"
"Yea she'll pay, all we have to do is kill some bitches ex and the drug dealers that killed her."
They decided that Eden and Blitz would go up topside and as they geared up Loon pulled Eden aside. "Hey man, you good? You've been mopey ever since you came back from talking with the princess of Hell."
"I'm fine it's just me and Charlie got history so it's not like it wasn't a little awkward."
"What's your history with the princess of Hell?"
"Childhood friends and shit, I don't like talking about this unless I'm drunk."
Loona chuckled,"Meet me at the bar near here later and we can talk. I usually like getting drunk before this."
Eden smirked,"Sure."
Blitzo shot a bullet that almost hit Eden,"Lovebird break it we gotta go."
Eden and Loona blushed as Eden and Blitz jumped through the portal. As they went through Blitz cornered Eden up against a wall,"If you hurt my daughter I'll chop off your dick and sell it on the black market as a dildo!" started to
Eden pushed Blitz off of him,"Sure man, It's not I'm looking to hurt Loona, now come on we got a job to do."
The two came up behind the drug dealers camp. They could see the ex and as Blitz sniped him the others started to disperse Eden, used shadow and impaled them all except one. The girl's face was hidden but she seemed to be knocked out.
"So who should get the last kill, Eden?"
"Lets share the kill, we did equal amount of work so let's blow this bitch's brain out"
"Agreed!"
Blitz and Eden took out their guns as the woman started to wake up. Her hood slipped off and both Eden and Blitz set down their guns.
"Barbie?!" They said in unison.
"Wait, how do you know Barbie?"
"She's my sister, how do you know her?"
"She's my ex, but besides that what the hell are you doing here Barb?"
Barbie wire stood up and dusted herself off and slapped Eden,"I was running a drug ring that got me a lot of money until you just killed all my men!"
Barbie then looked at Blitzo,"I thought I told you to stop looking for me, you ruined my life I don't want to see you so take a hint!"
"First of all Barb I've stopped. I know a lost cause when I see one. This was just a coincidence because once again one of your men killed my clients."
Barbie sighed and started to walk away but then thought of an idea,"Look I still don't want to see you Blitz, and Eden I still don't forgive you you cheating bitch. You're gonna help me though, before you killed my men we were gearing up to go do a drug run. It would've been enough cash for me to live somewhat comfortably till I could find another job. You're gonna run it with me and if it's successful maybe I'll do dinner with you ok Blitz and Eden I'll reconsider listening again if you show me what you do every month."
The two looked at each other and nodded."Great let's get going then, the drugs are being sold to me by a dealer but we're gonna kill him and then sell them to another dealer. That's basically how these things go."
As they walked with Eden and Barb in human disguise and Blitz in a cloak. Blitz and Eden were behind Barb as they walked.
"So you cheated on my sister, Eden?" Blitz said dangerously quietly.
Eden choked on the jerky he was eating,"No Blitz, it was a misunderstanding that turned into her cheating on me."
Barbie cackled a bit,"You deserved it bastard, you wouldn't tell me where you would go once or even three times a month for 24 hours, what was I supposed to think? Then when I gave you the chance you said you couldn't tell. That's what this is for, you don't have to tell me everything, just show me the basics of what you do every month and I'll keep an open mind."
Eden rubbed the back of his head as he said quietly,"Well I told some of the others at IMP so since this walk is gonna be a while I'll just explain then show after."
Barb looked back at him and scowled,"Wait, you told rando's but not your gf of 1 year!"
"I wasn't ready ok! You know what it's like just getting a fresh start so give me a break this was new for me. We can go round and round on this all night so let me just explain."
Barb sighed,"Fine but hurry up with it you know I hate winded explanations."
Eden also sighed,"Fine, simply Griffon, Shadow, and Nightmare use a lot of demonic energy so every month I go to the pride ring… wait I live there now but anyway I go to "Satan's garden" it has a lot of demonic energy there so I use it to charge up. If I don't, my "familiars" will die."
Barb nodded her head"Seems simple enough so why couldn't use just tell me that you secretive fucker."
"Because you would've been skeptical aren't you now?"
"Yea because why would you need to charge up couldn't you just use your own or the demonic energy around you."
Eden pulled on his necklace to show Griffon and shadow,"That's the problem. I made a half contract with them so they have a little of my own soul in them. They are not used to a half Hellhound half Imp so they need more than expected. Of course that raises more suspicions like why do I need so much and I don't. I do and don't at the same time that's where the 2nd time comes around. I sometimes can't get enough demonic energy in just 12 hours so I use the whole 24. The other 12 is usually for me to dispel the excess amount so that's what the second trip is for because they still absorb the demonic energy around them and with that overflow could cause an explosion of demonic energy and I don't need Lucifer on my ass so I go twice or three times."
"Ok still simple enough you had just told me about your half and half situation at the time but why did you only make a half contract with bird brain and black sludge."
"Cause that requires an overflow to happen and besides the fact I could do it out of the way of people and then hide before Lucifer can get to me there's a chance I could turn into the demonic Hellhound Fenrir."
Blitzo reared back and stared in shock at Eden"Come again Eden, you're saying I'm employing Fenrir's bitch boy!"
"Yes and no and it's called hosts. Fenrir is my grandfather and when my mom died because of me he cursed me with this. If I ever overflow he'll take control of the part of his soul he merged with mine and kill those closest. He can see my memories so he'll know who I hold dear."
Blitzo chuckled,"Damn man I thought my life was fucked up."
Barbie was quiet as they came up to the warehouse,"Hey Blitzo go on ahead and scout the area out. I need to talk with Eden, privately."
"Fine but make it quick we need to get the jump on them soon."
Blitz ran off as Barb pulled Eden in and kissed him. When they pulled away both were blushing,"Look Eden I'm not looking for a relationship more than sex, I know you feel the same so here's the deal. No more protecting me from shit like this and we will be friends or friends with benefits. I know this is sudden so join me and Blitz for dinner. I know it will awkward as fuck but I want you there."
"I do feel the same, we were never good together as boyfriend and girlfriend but when we were friends that was when we had our best moments. So let's get a restart and I'd be honored to join you guys."
Blitz came back and debriefed them,"They have a lot of heroin and they have 3 guys guarding it with 3 waiting for us."
Eden grabbed Shadow and Griffon from his necklace and tossed it to Blitz,"Since me and Barb have human disguises we'll talk to them as you kill the three guarding it and after you're done send Griffon out as a signal. You can use Shadow to help him kill easily and quietly. To use Shadow just say,"As the sun shines upon the land the darkness shall hide, but our shadows shall rise today and rule the land, awaken my beast." I know these poems are corny but for Griffon it's,"Lighting flashes across the sky, as storms rise and fall, Griffon rises above the world, awaken my beast."
As Blitz went around the back, Eden and Barbie went to talk with the sellers,"Hey Michael, you got the drugs?"
"Who's the guy Barb? I trust you but not him."
"He's my bodyguard. Come on, just hand it over." Barb seemed to get impatient.
"I don't know Barb, you never needed a body guard before. Kill him then I'll hand it over."
Barb and Eden looked at each other and drew their guns,"Come on Barbie, are you gonna let some druggies kill your best man?!"
"I need the money Eden so sorry you got to die." They then saw Griffon fly out of the warehouse. Eden then ducked as Barbie shot Michael. Eden then took his shotguns and blew their heads off of the guys next to him. Blitz came out with a crate of Heroin.
"Ok so how the hell are we gonna do this Barb there's too much." Blitz sighed as he went back and brought out 6 more crates. Barbie brought out one of the crystals Asmodeus gives out. As they walked through they ended up on a beach.
"Why the Hell are we on a beach Barb, what Drug dealer deals on a beach." Blitz said as he looked around.
"I don't fucking know but lets get this done." They walked around until they found the guy. He was in swim shorts but it made him show his tiny bulge.
"Hey Barb you got my drugs or are you finally gonna take me up on my offer?" He smiled smugly as Barb rolled her eyes.
"Look, hand over the money first and I'll give you your heroine."
"All right, all right, all right, I'll hand it over." He picked up the duffel bag next to him and tossed it to Barb as Eden brought over the crates.
"Pleasure doing business with you Barbie."
The trio leaves to go back into hell as they walk Barb sighs,"Blitz meet in that dinner mom used to take us I'll invite Fizz too. I heard you two are good now so let's talk there. I'll see you both there" Barb ran away as Eden and Blitz were standing there confused.
Blitz had went home to get ready. He put on his jacket as Loona came out of her room in her red dress. "You got a hot date Loony?"
"I could ask the same thing, Blitz, but no I'm just going to get a drink."
The two hear a knock on their door and as Blitz opens the door he see's Griffon."What's up boss."
"What are you doing here bird brain?" Loona's ears perked up as Griffon and Blitz talked.
"Barb was worried you may ditch so she asked Eden for help. That's why I'm here."
Blitz shrugged,"Sounds like it could be something I would do though where's Eden?"
"Eden told me it's ok to tell so he is actually going out with a friend so he's gonna split his Hellhound half and Imp half so they could go out with others and you guys."
"So he could literally fuck himself if he wants?" Blitz grinned at the chance for some jokes.
Griffon crackled as he realized too,"This is gonna be fun anyway here it's time."
Griffon opened up the portal and Blitz could see Eden in his Imp form with Fizz already there. "Hey where's Barb she made us come to this dump."
Fizz shrugged,"I've haven't seen her since the fire, it's been a while."
The two friends looked at Eden who was fiddling his thumbs,"What? Ok I have questions but it's not my history Barb gave me her 2 cents on the situation but you guys have your shit to deal with so I'll just sit and listen."
Barbie came in and sat down next to Eden. Everyone was silent before Blitz spoke up,"I'm sorry. I caused the fire, it was an accident but still. Barb I'm sorry I put you in rehab. You were drinking and doing very dangerous drugs. I was scared."
Barb tapped her finger on the table,"I knew the fire was an accident. I needed help but how am I supposed to trust the man who killed my mom? Especially when it was my brother. You ruined my life."
Fizzaroli rolled his eyes,"Barb you're like a sister to me but Blitzo didn't ruin your life. I went through the same thing you two went through but I never came out with all my limbs. You ruined your own life cause look at me and Blitz we turned out sort of ok."
Barb growled,"Same thing! You didn't lose your mom, your life, your friends!"
Fizz stood up,"Ms. Tila wire was like a mom to me! I lost you both my only close friends! I lost my arms, my legs, my god dam horns for hell's sake!"
The waiter came around and after everyone ordered they were quiet."Look you're all at fault. I know I'm an outsider. Just listen at least. Blitz may have started the fire but he at least tried to apologize. Barbie you should've told Blitz how you felt Fizz you should've tried to at least connect with Barbie if not Blitz earlier."
The waiter came around and handed everyone their food. They all ate in silence for a bit before they started talking. They talked about the past, talked about the future, and talked about how stupid they've been. They walked outside the dinner and had a big group hug. Blitz and Fizzaroli left as Eden and Barb stood there awkwardly, "Hey Barb wanna head back to my place. I think I wanna take you up on your offer."
Barb smiled before pulling Eden into a kiss,"Come on idiot I expect you to still be good maybe even better after all these years.
The two smiled as they held hands and walked to Eden's apartment.
1 hour ago
Luna was sitting at home when Blitz left 5 minutes ago. She heard a knock on the door and when she opened up Eden was there in his Hellhound form. "So I guess I get this Eden."
Eden put his hands behind his head,"It just made sense I'm hanging out with a Hellhound while my Imp form is hanging out with Imps. It's whatever it's just so I can be here and there both are important to me. Let's get drunk already.
Luna and Eden walked to the bar as they ordered a drink Eden seemed to be a bit nervous. They brought back their drinks, they both took a shot and slammed it back down on the bar counter. "So what's your first question, also bartender 4 more shots for me please."
"4 more shots of me to please, so tell me how you met the princess of Hell?" Loona took another shot as she asked.
Eden took another shot as he sighed,"During one of the execution days I was stuck in the pride ring. It was back when it was just sinners, I was in the middle as sinners were dying, running around, and hiding from the exorcists . One of them grabbed me and used me as a human shield and an exorcist came close. They would've killed me but Lucifer, sin of pride and king of hell for some reason saved me. After he brought me back to his castle and that's where I met Charlie."
The two did another shot and before they did their last they bought beers. Eden did another shot as Loona asked,"I know this is pretty personal but where were your parents during all of this?"
Eden took Loona's shot,"Let's see I'm 22 so 15 years ago when I was 7 my mom died. My dad left before I was born. What about yours? Blitz told me he adopted you from that cursed pound."
When the bartender brought the beer Loona took a swig,"I don't know I was left there and abused there till I was 17. I was close to leaving but then Blitz adopted me. I hated him when we first met but I warmed up to him. He treats me well even when I treat him like shit. I don't know why he hasn't thrown me to the curve but I guess I can see I'm happy to have him better than nothing."
They finished their beers as Loona put a hand on Eden's shoulder,"Second to last question, why did you leave Lucifer's castle and what's your deal with Charlie?"
Eden sighed,"Lucifer and Lilith treated me as their child and Charlie well she was reborn, she doesn't know that but she was actually killed by Michael. They were able to bring her back with Lilith's next child so we're both 22 so we group together. After a year Lucifer brought me in and told me that he was going to train me to protect Charlie and kill criminals. It was torture 12 hours at a time. Afterwards he would heal me and let me feast as much as I wanted. When me and Charlie turned 16 Lucifer called me in half way during my training. He told me that to stop another war with Heaven he was going to expand his agreement with execution day. He lied to me telling he was gonna make it 2 or 3 more days but never told me instead that it was going to be to let them kill Imps and Hellhounds. He needed me to go up to heaven and sign the deal for him. He overloaded me with Demonic energy to break through Heaven's barrier and let me through. I used the rest of the Demonic energy to not be killed by the Angelic energy. I went into their "Grand hall" and as they gave me the contract I saw it wasn't for 2-3 more days of execution. It was to allow the exorcists to kill Imps and Hellhounds. I stormed out but the ArchAngel Michael stopped me, Lucifer's twin. I fought him and escaped but not before he took my eyes and gave me this-"
Eden lifted his shirt and Loona could see a black scar from his right shoulder to his left hip. Eden closed his eyes, after a green glow his red and black eyes turned into gold and green mechanical eyes. He closed his eyes again and they returned to normal.
"I got him back by taking his left arm. When I came back Lucifer fixed my eyes and we argued about the execution contract. Eventually I stormed up to my room and packed. Charlie came by to see what happened. When I told her she tried to convince me to stay. We then argued and then she confessed she liked me and kissed me. She begged me to stay but I couldn't so I left. She then dated that one levithan dude and after breaking up with him started the hotel."
Loona and Eden sat in silence with a drink in their hand. Loona then grabbed his hand and pulled him out of the bar. Loona pulled him close and kissed the surprised Eden,"Look Eden I like you but I don't want to date you and sadly Cerberus is only 17 but we agreed to date next year when he turns 18. You're obviously in love with the princess of Hell even if you won't admit it. So lets have some fun with each other until we get our dates, Deal?"
Eden kissed her and When he pulled away he was blushing but nodded. Loona grinned seductively and grabbed his hands as they walked to her place.
Author's notes: I will be releasing 2 smut chapters one for luna and Barbie where you can see some of the nitty gritty.