The episode begins with a shot of the girls' cabin in the Toxic Rats. Currently Dawn was hanging upside down from her bed as a bird was tweeting to her as a form of communication.
"Really?" Dawn asked and the bird tweeted in confirmation, "Oh no."
"Would you keep it down? If I don't get my beauty sleep. I'll lose it!" Dakota said in distress from her bed as she covered her ears with her sleep mask on.
"Yes, because your need for fame is a depressed cry for love." Dawn said solemnly.
"Who told you that, my therapist?" Dakota asked worriedly.
"You also have a therapist?" Emma asked curiously as she sprung up from her bed.
Choosing to ignore Emma's comment, Dawn explained, "I see people's auras and it looks like someone threw up on yours'."
"Oh, go eat a worm." Dakota groaned as she covered her face with a pillow.
The bird offered a worm to Dawn due to this comment which unnerved her a bit, "Uh… no thanks." The moonchild declined politely.
Meanwhile at the boys' side of the Mutant Maggots' cabin, we see Lightning, Wayne, Raj, B, and Sam were all sleeping soundly when Bowie frantically ran inside with dirt all over him which woke them all up.
"Hey man? What's with all the dirt?" Sam decided to ask.
"I was just walking in the woods like you normally would, and then a beaver attacked me." Bowie said angrily.
"Ha! You really got scared by a beaver?" Lightning scoffed indignantly.
"No. It was a beaver the size of a dinosaur and had spikes all over its back." Bowie responded unamused.
"Yeah… that makes sense." Wayne admits nervously after hearing the beast's description.
"You need some help cleaning off?" Raj asked Bowie.
"I'm fine." Bowie waved off politely, "I just need a shower."
Confessional: Bowie
"Of course I was also looking for the invincibility statue but they don't need to know that." The strategist smirked.
Confessional Ends
We then see Emma and Bowie at the Mess Hall when Bowie decided to make conversation, "I noticed you and Chase have a little history."
"That's putting it lightly." Emma scoffed indignantly.
"Mind if I ask what he did to you?" Bowie asked curiously.
"Fine, I guess it'll make me feel somewhat better." Emma sighed.
"Let me guess, he did the old cliche and cheated on you with another girl." Bowie guessed.
"Not even close. He literally cut the brakes of my car." Emma said angrily.
Confessional: Bowie
"Straight couples are messed up." Bowie gasped.
Confessional Ends
"So a bunch of us lived in a house together and we live steamed our craziest stunts but Chase broke the number one rule where the person doing stupid stuff has to let the other person know about the stupid stuff that's being pulled and I didn't!" Emma ranted furiously.
"And he could've killed you. You may have glossed over that part." Bowie reminded her, "Anyway, in the next challenge, if there is a way I can help you get a little revenge, I'm up for it."
"Bowie, you r-r-r-rock." Emma cheered to which Bowie shushed her politely, "I think you and I are gonna be great friends." Emma admits fondly.
Confessional: Bowie
"It's okay to have a friend, in this game a friend means an alliance." Bowie said happily.
Confessional Ends
Meanwhile Scott and Ripper were walking alongside each other as Ripper began ranting, "I can't believe we lost that resort. I would've killed for a massage. Even alpha males deserve to relax."
"I hear ya." Scott nodded absentmindedly before Ripper gasped and pushed himself and Scott into a bush. Ripper then peeked through the bush to see Millie writing in her notebook.
"Look at that. Millie's writing in her notebook like a nerd." Ripper snickered.
"I agree, it's weird but let's just-" Scott began whispering before Ripper jumped out of the bush and snatched the notebook from Millie.
"Whatcha writing nerd? Worrrrrrrrrds?" Ripper asked mockingly before Millie tried to grab her notebook back.
"Give it back Ripper." Millie tugged on the notebook but Ripper wouldn't budge.
"Dude, just give-" Scott began speaking in annoyance before Ripper spoke again.
"Scott. Go long. Ripper's in the pocket, the clock is running low, he passes." Ripper narrates before throwing the book to Scott who caught it with a stone faced look before offering it to Millie.
"Here's your book." Scott said stoically.
"Thank you." Millie smiled at Scott before turning to glare at Ripper, "Bullying is a sign of insecurity and you-"
"Wait!" Ripper interrupted before his stomach began grumbling as he made a running pose before he began farting, "One steamboat, two steamboats, three steamboats."
"What are you doing?" Scott asked worriedly as Ripper continued counting but soon he stopped farting
"Aw crud nuggets, I had a good feeling about that one." Ripper sighed before explaining, "A guy who had the longest record for holding a fart is Bucky Windworth, he's the guy that fired that forty eight second stink torpedo."
"Are those even words or-" Scott raised an eyebrow before Millie shushed him.
"Let him talk." The book writer said which made Scott weirded out.
"My personal best is forty seven seconds. I know I can beat it." Ripper said confidently, "It's my life ambition."
Confessional: Millie
"Ripper's life ambition is a fart. I don't think I brought enough notebooks." Millie laughed.
Confessional Ends
Jo, Brick, and Chase were seen outside together at the steps of the cabin when Brick spoke up, "I don't know about the two of you but I'm ready to eat."
Suddenly Axel walked by with a kabob full of meat, "I brought enough for everyone. Dig in."
"Sorry. Caught?" Chase asked warily but Axel just smirked.
A flashback promptly showed a family of squirrels in the woods but suddenly Axel came out a bush with a stick screaming at them causing them to scream in horror.
The flashback then showed Axel roasting the meat on the fire, I believe you can tell what happened there.
We cut back to the four contestants at the cabin where Axel is still serving her squirrel kabob.
"Yeah. Caught. Eat." Axel commanded as she shoved the kabob near Brick and Jo.
"Uh… okay." Brick gulped before picking off the meat and putting it in his mouth.
"Hard pass." Chase put his hands up in defense.
"I'm not asking. I'm telling. A strong team is a winning team. EAT." Axel glared at the YouTuber who gave a dull look back in response.
"I'll take my chances with Chef's food, thanks." Jo rolled her eyes before she and Chase walked off.
"Attention campers. It's challenge time. On the beach, ten minutes, over and out." Chris spoke from the loudspeakers.
"Ahoy there landlubbers." Chris said happily as he wore his pirate costume from Search and Do Not Destroy while two pirate ships were seen in the water nearby, "Welcome to today's challenge. To win this one, you have to sink the other team's ship. Each ship is accommodated with two cannons, just pull the rope on the back to fire them."
"Just like my finger." Ripper smirked before doing just that and farting.
"And because our legal team refuses to let us use actual cannonballs, the below deck has been loaded with cabbages. Just as deadly but rich in Vitamin K." Chris explained, "Once teams are aboard their ship, teams will have to decide who their captain is, who will bring the cabbages from below deck, and who will work the cannons. Any player that falls in the water is out of the challenge and must swim to shore. The first team to sink the other's ship wins. The battle begins when I fire this blunder bust. Chef will now take you to your ships."
We then see Chef driving a speedboat with a parrot biting on his neck, much to his displeasure.
We then see the Toxic Rats on their ship with Wayne speaking up first, "I'll be the captain eh. It makes sense since I'm captain of my hockey team."
"Hockey and sailing are not the same thing." Anne Maria said incredulously.
"Go Snow Owls!" Raj cheered, ignoring Anne Maria's comment as he and Wayne began hooting much to the hairsprayer's annoyance.
"Anne Maria, Dawn, Lightning, and Rajie grab the fruit for the cannons." Wayne said happily.
"Aye aye captain." Raj saluted before running off along with Lightning with the girls following less enthusiastically.
Confessional: Bowie
"Cabbage isn't a fruit. That's all I came here to say." Bowie spoke briefly.
Confessional Ends
Meanwhile Ripper and Axel were fighting over the captain's hat before they ended up ripping the hat in two pieces but placed the one piece they both had on their heads.
"Two captains? I'm pretty sure Chris said only one person can be captain." Scott smirked mockingly.
"Scott's right. Only one of us will be the captain." Axel glared furiously at Ripper.
"Alright team, raise your hand if you want Axel as your captain." Ripper said snidely but unfortunately for him, pretty much everyone except Chase raised their hand.
"Are you serious?!" Ripper growled angrily before turning to Axel, "Well if you think I'm taking orders from you, then you-"
Ripper didn't get to finish as Axel immediately kicked him in the face, causing him to plummet into the water and sink below.
Confessional: Axel
"That's how I deal with mutiny." Axel said simply.
Confessional Ends
"Whoa. That was so not cool." Zoey said in fright.
"Way to go, now we're down a man." Chase said angrily.
"Maybe you'd be in a better mood if you ate one of the squirrels." Axel argued in annoyance but all that did was make him and Brick widen their eyes in horror.
Confessional: Brick
"I ate a SQUIRREL?!" Brick asked incredulously.
Confessional Ends
We then see Wayne commanding Bowie and Emma, Dakota and Sam, and Julia as they all paired up next to one cannon each.
"Fire!" Wayne cried out and the onslaught began, cabbages began flying through the skies as the Mutant Maggots made an effort to dodge the flying vegetables.
"Brick, Jo, Chase, get the cabbages from the below deck! Now!" Axel cried out furiously.
Brick and Chase ran away out of fear of their new leader while Jo followed with an angry glare towards Axel.
Confessional: Jo
"The only one who should be leading this team is me." Jo said angrily, "Axel better watch her step."
Confessional Ends
We then see cabbages were still being fired at the Mutant Maggots' ship as Mike saw two cabbages heading right towards him but before he could do anything, he gasped before his eyes shined bright.
"Make way for Svetlana!" Mike cried out happily before backflipping above the first cabbage and then kicking the other cabbage to where it broke into pieces. He was left with Cameron staring in shock before Mike gasped and regained his normal look.
"Svetlana? Mike, how did you do that?" Cameron asked incredulously.
"Do what?" Mike asked with a nervous smile before realizing, "Oh… I'm just naturally gifted I guess." He laughed shakily but Cameron just still looked confused.
Confessional: Mike
"Okay okay. I-I have Dissociative Identity Disorder. I try to control them, but they never listen to me." Mike sighed miserably.
Confessional Ends
Soon Chase, Brick, and Jo returned with the cabbages with the latter two beginning to load the cannons while Chase dodged a cabbage flying towards him.
"They missed the ship completely! Their aim is horrible!" The YouTuber laughed.
We then see that this wasn't an accident as Bowie and Emma were in fact aiming the cannon directly at Chase and snickering to themselves before Anne Maria called out, "Hey! Quit snickering over there and help us take out their ship!" The hairsprayer complained.
"Sorry sorry." Emma tried holding in her laughter but miserably failing which Anne Maria groaned at and walked away.
"You wanna aim at the ship now or keep shooting cabbages at Chase?" Bowie whispered to Emma.
"Chase. Totally at Chase." Emma smirked, causing Bowie to smirk as well.
We then see the Toxic Rats' ship soon being decimated by the cabbages being fired at it. Holes were beginning to form which caused those such as Sam, Dakota, and Anne Maria to scream in terror.
"Dakota, quick. We gotta fire the cannons." Sam cried out in distress.
"Okayyyyyy." Dakota's expression immediately became cheery as she ran over to the cannon's string and began narrating towards the camera, "Well Dakota fans, here goes noth-"
She was cut off by a cabbage being launched at her face causing her to be sprung off the ship and into the water.
We then see Ripper and Dakota had made it to shore with Chris looking surprised, "How did you two make it past the sharks?"
"There were sharks?!" Dakota asked incredulously.
"Did I forget to release the sharks? Ugh, how forgetful of me." Chris shook his head before pressing on a remote which released the sharks from their underwater cage.
"Attention contestants! There are now sharks in the water!" Chris announced through his megaphone.
"Why?!" Cameron shouted back in worry.
"Because I put them there." Chris answered simply.
We then see Priya and Millie dodging cabbages back at the Mutant Maggots' ship but suddenly as Priya was dodging one cabbage, another one came straight at her face causing her to fall off the ship.
"Priya!" Millie and Zoey gasped in fright.
Confessional: Priya
"I cannot believe I got taken out so early out of that challenge." Priya said in shame, "Was all my training for nothing?"
Confessional Ends
After that, we see that Zoey and Scott were firing cabbages at the Toxic Rats' ship which directly hit the front of their ship, forming two big holes.
"Oh man. A direct hit." Wayne said worriedly.
"Move over gamer boy." Lightning shoved Sam away before pulling the cannon's string, "Lightning strikes!"
The cabbage began heading for the Mutant Maggots' ship but ended up hitting Cameron, causing him to fall into the water.
Cameron soon rose above waters and shuddered in fright as a shark began swimming towards him, and just as it rose to eat him, a cabbage immediately hit it on the nose, causing it get dizzy and sink back in the water. Cameron was confused but looked up to see his savior was none other than Scott.
"Thanks Scott!" Cameron smiled in relief before swimming away.
"No problem." Scott smirked slyly before heading back to group up with his teammates.
Confessional: Scott
"I saved him for two reasons, I'd rather not see a bloody mess in the water and because I will need his vote later." Scott said happily.
Confessional Ends
We cut back to Bowie putting three cabbages in the cannon before telling Emma, "Three cabbages in one. Fire!"
The cabbages soon began flying towards Chase th, first one hit him, he was able to dodge the second one, but then the last cabbage hit him in the kiwis.
"Yes!" Emma high-fived Bowie.
"Hey! The goal is to sink the ship, why are you aiming at people?" Anne Maria complained.
"Because it's part of our game plan." Bowie smirked slyly.
"How is it a game plan? We only hit the ship once." Anne Maria said in confusion as Dawn and Raj returned with more cabbages.
"If we take out enough of their players, they'll be left short handed so we can blast their ship until it sinks." Bowie explained.
"Ooh. Let's do that!" Lightning smirked with glee before pulling the cannon string again, "Sha-bam!"
Meanwhile Jo and Brick had returned with cabbages on-hand.
"We got the-" Brick began speaking before he and Jo were promptly shot by the cabbage Lightning used and fell into the water but the cabbages they got were beginning to roll off the ship.
"Grab the cabbages!" Chase cried out as he, Zoey, and Millie went to tackle the remaining cabbages.
"Okay, I'll take Jo and Brick's spot and-" Axel began speaking before she too was hit by a cabbage and sent into the water leaving Scott, Zoey, Mike, Chase, and Millie without a captain.
"Fire!" Wayne cried out before more cabbages began flying out of the cannons, which ended up hitting Millie, Mike, and Scott.
"Oh no!" Zoey gripped Chase's shoulders, "We're the last members of our team! What do we do?!"
"Ram the ship! Duh!" Chase smirked arrogantly.
"That's not a good plan." Zoey said meekly.
"If we sink both ships, it'll be a tie." Chase justified, "It's our only chance at this-"
A flying cabbage interrupted Chase and sent him flying off the ship.
"Crap crap crap crap." Zoey twiddled her fingers, "Okay, so I'm the captain now. So I gotta… ram the ship…"
"Let's get this over with." Zoey sighed.
Zoey then hoisted the anchor, let down the sails, and began steering the wheel towards the Toxic Rats.
"What is that girl doing?" Anne Maria asked incredulously.
"She's trying to ram us. Sink the ships and make it a tie." Sam began panicking.
"Okay, so I literally can't get rammed right now since I may or may not have a phone in my pocket." Julia gasped.
"Back to the cannons! We gotta sink her!" Wayne said in horror.
Lightning, Emma, and Anne Maria stationed themselves l at the cannons and immediately began firing cabbages at the ship but try as they might, the ship was still heading towards them with no intention of stopping.
"Brace for impact! We're going down!" Sam cried out in panic.
Emma and Nichelle began screaming in horror as they clutched each other fearfully before Bowie narrowed his eyes and aimed the cannon a little higher up before firing it. Zoey saw the cabbage hurtling towards her and gasped but the cabbage did not hit her, it ended up hitting the wheel instead, causing it to spin around and direct the ship away from the Toxic Rats and to some jagged rocks. Once it hit those rocks, the ship began sinking.
"Well, I guess the captain goes down with the ship." Zoey sighed miserably.
"And the winners of this challenge are the Toxic Rats!" Chris said happily.
"Champions! Champions!" Wayne and Raj cheered as they embraced while Bowie clapped his hands in victory as the other contestants cheered.
We then cut to the elimination ceremony where the Mutant Maggots were all sitting on stumps for this ceremony.
"Mutant Maggots, this must be an embarrassing loss for you. You literally got decimated out there." Chris laughed much to the contestants' annoyance before he sighed wistfully, "Remember, everyone gets a marshmallow. Even the loser, but that's one marshmallow you do not want to eat."
He gestured to Chef in a hazmat suit who opened the case to show a glowing green marshmallow.
"Jo, Brick, Chase, Scott, Mike, Priya, Millie, and Cameron, you're all safe for tonight." Chris said happily.
Axel, Ripper, and Zoey all looked at each other, Ripper and Zoey looked worried but Axel seemed unamused.
"The next one safe is…" Chris dragged out before smirking, "Zoey."
Zoey sighed in relief as she caught her marshmallow.
Confessional: Priya
"Even though Zoey didn't win the game for us, Axel and Ripper are by far the bigger issue on our team. Plus, she got way closer to winning than the rest of us did." Priya explained.
Confessional Ends
"The final marshmallow goes to…" Chris smirks as Ripper and Axel glared at each other.
"The last marshmallow? Maybe we should fight over it." Ripper smirked at the survivor.
"Yeah, bring it on." Axel smirked at the fart machine threateningly much to his surprise despite challenging her in the first place.
"Kids, don't make me separate you." Chris said patronizingly before smirking, "Kidding. I'm about to do just that. And the final marshmallow goes to…"
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"Ripper."
Ripper laughed heartily as he caught his last marshmallow while Axel just barely dodged being hit by the toxic marshmallow.
"Pack up your survival trinkets because you didn't survive." Ripper said happily.
Axel grunted before kicking Ripper in the kiwis, causing him to kneel down in pain before walking off.
Confessional: Jo
"Axel was trying to challenge authority in this team, but I'M the only one leading this team here, not her." Jo said angrily, "Brick and Chase were more than happy to get her eliminated after I reminded them of her performance in today's challenge."
Confessional: Scott
"Axel was not only a major threat in the future, but she was also a total rageaholic. It's a double-edged sword." Scott shook his head, "She had to go before she messed up my plans."
Confessional Ends
Axel was then shown in the Hurl Of Shame with Chris smirking at her fate.
"Any last words?" The host asks mockingly.
"When the zombie apocalypse comes, I'm not gonna help any of those traitors." Axel said briefly.
"Good enough for me." Chris shrugged before he pulled the lever which caused Axel to fly through the skies, screaming all the way in fury.
"With the Mutant Maggots losing one of their strongest players, will they manage to overcome their humiliating defeat or will they become the new Team Victory?" Chris asked curiously before smirking, "Stick around to find out on Total! Drama! Revenge Of The Island!"
Toxic Rats: Anne Maria, B, Bowie, Dakota, Dawn, Emma, Julia, Lightning, Raj, Sam, Wayne
Mutant Maggots: Brick, Cameron, Chase, Jo, Millie, Mike, Priya, Ripper, Scott, Zoey
Author's Note: So yeah, Axel is not a character I am a big fan of. She just seemed like too much like an Eva knockoff for me to be interested in her. I found the rest of the Maggots much more interesting and fun than her which is why she was eliminated instead of one of them.
23rd Staci
22nd Axel
