A collection of random scenes from mass effect I saw comedic potential in and decided to fulfill that potential. No story line or anything, hope you enjoy. Rated M just to be on the safe side.

Disclaimer: Bioware owns everything Mass Effect 1&2 and beyond and all the character therein! Venetia Shepard and Kaidan Alenko are totally attracted to each other, but don t know how to deal with it Spoilers

Moreau and Alenko meet Shepard across a zero-gee battlefield on Jump Zero. Enemies become allies when the Alliance training exercise turns deadly. Set before ME1, inspired by Ender's Game.

More characters, more accidents.

It was supposed to be a chance to blow off steam. Instead, it was a chance to find comfort in one another. Oneshot. NSFW can now be found here: archiveofourown*org/works/128119

This is my version of ME3. The Reapers are coming from Dark Space and its only a matter of time before they get to the Milky Way. With some enemies in the interim. How is Shepard and his team going to stop them this time? It's going to be epic.

Shepard felt his hands grasp hers as she struggled to pull him up. But they're exhausted and sometimes, you've just got to let go. A one-shot.

Self insert. How did I get on a Space Ship, Asari, Turians, and just who is The Owner, and just why do I have these strange prophetic dreams? First Fan Fic Be gentle... Follows Events of ME1

Shepard sends a reply to Kaidan's message. One shot. Shenko. ME3 Spoiler-free

Humanity dares. Humanity risks. Shortly after the Battle of the Citadel, the System Alliance's latest treaty will change the face of galactic politics, warfare, and the shape of things to come.

Joker is faced with a seemingly impossible task. OH NOES

Somewhere along the way, you started seeing the world in one eye, letting your emotions shroud the rest. You miss the connections to the Spirit that you are a part of. You are called Archangel, but you have yet to know what it means to save a life.

After a shocking crime rock the Citadel, Shepard and Kaidan finds themselves in a dangerous game of cat and mouse. But is it Cerberus that's after them or something worse?

Shepard and his team take on the Cerberus rouge VI! With alternative ending. WARNING some spoilers!

A story of vignettes following a renegade Myra Shepard. Prompts aren't chronological, deal with her choices, who she is, and the turian she could be falling for - god help her... / / The honest man must be a perpetual renegade.

Jack Shepard's life before being a soldier- An orphan and druggie condemned to a life on the mean streets, until the death of someone important changes everything. T for language.

Thane and Shepard survived the Suicide Mission and need to feel alive.

Kolyat and Thane have an evening out on the Citadel that doesn't go how either of them planned. A side story from Feet Of Clay.

Wrex and Commander Shepard are two friends that will never be truly separated. Two-shot!

After the fight with Jack, Miranda is still fuming at being told off by Shepard. Now, mere moments before the suicide mission, Shepard's budding relationship with Vakarian cannot be ignored.

Shepard and Nihlus before going to Feros. Previous encounter implied. Was to be part of the main story Eclipse of the Heart but I thought it altered his character in a direction on didn't want to go. All smut. Enjoy.

Shore leave is supposed to be relaxing…until it becomes competitive. Winner takes all!

Jane Daria Shepard survived the tragedy at Akuze. Does the galaxy's greatest soldier still harbor deep seated fears from that event? If she does can she overcome them? Rated M for Violence, Adult themes, Coarse language, a get a hold of yourself slap.

Jillian Shepard travels to Palaven in an attempt to convince the Primarchs of the Turian Hierarchy that the Reaper threat is real. However, after a PR disaster concerning her unconventional personal life, complications and cross-cultural conflicts arise.

Shepard and Garrus have finally managed to infiltrate the Collector base. But though the mission has gone well so far, will the two lovers be able to complete it unscathed?