The long-winded answer to a simple question: what if Shepard was a quarian?

The dream for a hero is always relevant; especially when you find him...

First there was was the HP Bunny Ranch, then the BF Grab Bag, now I've chased down the BioWare Space Epic. Drabbles and story pieces will be found here. Plenty of Characters, plenty of pairings, with thirty percent more cleaning power than other brands.

Joker has a word with Kaidan about scuttlebutt on the Normandy. Now expanded! Joker sets up Shenko Surveillance, and Liara should get her advice elsewhere. T for references to sexytimes and butts. No explicit.

In an alternate universe where the First Contact War never ended, Commander Shepard and Garrus Vakarian meet on the battlefield-as enemies. But destiny will not be denied... Garrus/FemShep, AU. 2 chapters. First story of a series.

A brief speech given by a Quarian in favor of settling a new world: A counter-argument to RaxusLive's A New Crusade Beckons!. My first fic, please be unsparing in your reviews!

Losing two years can take it's toll. A short story on how Shepard copes with Kaiden's rejection and Garrus's acceptance after waking up from a two year long comatose. femShep/Garrus. Some angsty Shepard/Kaiden. T for cursing.

Garrus is having trouble sleeping in the commander's quarters. Just a short story about what happens directly after Garrus and Shepard blow off steam. GarrusXFem!Shep Oneshot.

Shepard tries to help Garrus get over his grudge but when the time comes, can he let go? Both have issues from the past, which affect the present can they overcome them before it becomes a problem. All are encouraged to R&R.

Months after John Shepard was killed, Tali'Zorah is still grieving. After a long day at work, she allows herself to relieve a special memory from her time on the Normandy SR-1.

Shepard tried to let Kaiden down gently, but the one who usurped his place in her heart wasn't going to pass over a prime opportunity to taunt. FemShep/Joker before Ilos. Oneshot.

You can always be surprised what you can learn about the nature of home when discussing the future or taking a trip. Follows Festivities and Revelations in my ficlet series!

Shepard hates press conferences. Especially when she misunderstands a question and unknowingly reveals she had sex with a certain LT. Hilarity ensues. Not to be taken seriously at all. Inspired by Frasier, and my pure love for both it and ME.

Downtime for the crew after the relay reveals all sorts of interesting things about the crew. Set after my other three Mass Effect stories.

Five years after the fact and just one week between the two of them. People change in stutters and false starts; and sometimes not at all.

Erin Shepard died a paragon. But by the time the Collectors were defeated, she had become... something else. A look at Shepard's shift into the red. Spoilers, some Shep/Garrus, rated for language, violence, and suggestive themes.

With Dr. Chakwas occupied, Shepard turns to Mordin Solus to tend to a minor injury. Shippy, but not what you're expecting.

Each chapter is one of my short pieces, all based on Mass Effect but with various themes.

After the Relay, life gets back to a semblance of normalcy. Pleasant surprises are always welcome however...

A short speech given by a Quarian supporting a war to retake their homeworld. Oneshot.

When Shepard loses someone he cares about, he wants only one thing. WARNING: CHARACTER DEATH

A collection of one-shot stories featuring Commander Shepard and Miranda Lawson. Open to ideas regarding possible scenes featuring our two protagonists. Fluff. Please read and review! Note: Some chapters will be revised to address LotSB.

Shepard has brought a geth onboard, and worse, decided to make it part of the team. Tali'Zorah knows better than to trust the obviously-malevolent machine, but she could be wrong about its intentions. And she could be wrong about how she feels about it.

Alena thought it was odd when Kolyat said he wanted to meet Thane and her for dinner, she had no idea just how strange it would be. Oneshot.

Shepard and Kaidan do occasionally talk to each other...