"Wait... why are we going up this slope?" Daiyousie nervously asked with her farting alongside her fellow fairies up the Booster Hill with her getting cartoon X marks on her eyes from a bunch of beetles hitting her in the face.
"We're doing this because we were promised something at the top!" Cirno snapped with her dragging Daiyousie upwards through the hill with her using her frosty farts to propel herself forward. "Now come on! I can feel that reward being very rewarding!"
"But what if there isn't anything there?"
Cirno was quick to slap Daiyousie across the face and snarled with both of their farts keeping them heading forward. "I don't wanna hear that! We're so close and yet it feels so-"
Cirno could not finish her motivational talk for she got squished by a rolling bunch of barrels that also gave her the classic cartoon X eyes. And then both of the Touhou girls died from parts of the hill rolling down onto them with a laughing Booster watching from the top of the sign eating cake he had.
"That must suck!" Booster laughed since he was enjoying this a bit too much. "Was kind of hoping to have new playmates to mess around with!"
Indeed it was just another day of stupidity.