A Japanese Weresheep in Mutsuba Town
Author's Note: Time for a new pairing! Enjoy the story and R&R.
Disclaimer: I do not own anything related to or of the Yu-Gi-Oh! GO RUSH! series.
Pairing: Developing Yuhi x Chupataro.
Summary:
There are some forms of alien activity even MIK turns a blind eye to. The truly alien activity between Chupataro and Ohdo Yuhi, for instance.
Chapter 64: Hottenmeyer of Light
"Manya-chan, good work t'day~!" London complimented his star talent.
"Kirishima!"
"Yes?"
"Sushi! Get me my sushi!" the diva barked. Her best acting as her dog.
"As much as I'd love to before your next take, you'll have to excuse me, sweets…Word on the street is Chupataro hasn't returned to his old job yet. He and Yuhi-chan are catching up, y'know? Homeboys didn't gettachance to go steady for two years."
"Are we so far out in the boonies there's nobody else in town to do his job? How about those three super fast grannies on skateboards?"
"They're dope, but they're signed exclusively to Umai Diner. Isn't it rad though we ain't cooped up in the Alien Residential Area no more? That pad is more Rovian's scene!"
"Atachi Manya, I presume," a separate, slow-walking elderly lady dared address a celebrity of Manya's gifts unscripted.
"We're in the middle of shooting here! This section is for me and my entourage only! Security!"
The MCV thugs Manya rang for were manhandled off stage by armed MIK troopers in riot gear, who were even more aggressive than they were.
"You! You're MIK, woof!" Bochi quickly transformed, attempting to intimidate the old woman.
"For Phaser-sama and Tremolo-sama's pride, this Hottenmeyer will put down those who have dishonoured them."
"Phaser?" Manya bounced from her chair. "The old biddy can duel?"
"This is bad! This is bad! I'm wigging out~!" London's feathered look went the way of disco, his pizzazz petering out.
Hottenmeyer cleaned house. She did a lot of that in the Ryugu brothers' tenantless mansion.
Atachi Manya
Level 2 WATER Beast/Normal
ATK 200
DEF 200
Illegible (Card text cut off by Hottenmeyer's finger).
Bochi
Level 2 DARK Beast/Normal
ATK 200
DEF 200
A successor to the Wicked Fist of the Beloved Dog. He loves revenge.
Kirishima London
Level 2 DARK Beast/Normal
ATK 200
DEF 200
The Manager of Legend. He loves to partay!
…
Mitsuko was reviewing her three-point closing checklist behind the curtain for (you guessed it) the third time when the bell chime hanging over Boiled Bagel Requiem's threshold dinged. As implausible as it sounds, the step she left undone despite triple checking was to lock the front entrance.
"Please excuse us, ma'am. We're sold out of bread for the day and…" Mitsuko's polite, softer manner of speaking gave way to her darker, lower speech. The men in black escorting the prim and proper maid had penned the baker in.
This wasn't a customer. And she was unusually calm, a noted contrast to the skittish rank and file of MIK seemingly incapable of repeating anything other than "Capture!" no matter the context.
Hottenmeyer removed her Deck.
Three agitators squared away. Mitsuko would be the fourth.
Hiramori Mitsuko
Level 2 LIGHT Beast/Normal
ATK 200
DEF 200
A Flatwoods Monster. She loves Zuwijo-sama.
…
"What's the ETA on the construction supplies I asked for?"
"The carts are en route, coo!"
"Mutsuba Asaka."
"Who goes there? I said no appointments till all traces of MIK have been demolished from Mutsuba Tower's premises!"
"Moving back in is premature. Phaser-sama will be reasserting command, effective immediately."
"Phaser will?"
"Asaka-ojosama, I can't read you, coo. What was that about MIK, coo?"
Asaka wasn't on the other end of the line to respond.
Mutsuba Asaka
Level 2 FIRE Beast/Normal
ATK 200
DEF 200
The President of Mutsuba Heavy Machinery. She loves heavy cavalry.
…
The carding spree proceeded to UTS. Yuamu had Yudias on an errand, and the UTS8 couldn't hold off MIK.
"AHHHHHH!" (Yuamu LP 3000 ↓ 0)
"Yuamu-ojosama!" Tazaki-san's bones tremored.
The Relic shined its azure light on Yuamu, claiming her as its fifth victim under Hottenmeyer.
Ohdo Yuamu
Level 2 LIGHT Beast/Normal
ATK 200
DEF 200
Ohdo Yuhi's twin sister. She loves campaigns.
…
Chu…What should Chupa buy for dinner, chupa? To begin with, are convenience store meals the healthiest choice for a growing kid like Damamu, chupa? Chupataro put the ume and okaka bento back on the rack.
"Chupataro~!"
"Damamu? What is it, chupa? Chupa told you two Chupa would bring the food to you, chupa!"
"Get this! Yuhi's in trouble!"
"Chu-pa! He's what?"
Yuhi was slumped vacant-eyed against the exterior wall of the Black Goat when Chupataro and Damamu got there.
"Chupa! What've you done to Yuhi, cabra?"
"Ahem. Chupataro, is it? I am Hottenmeyer. An envoy serving Phaser-sama and Tremolo-sama."
"Ch! Those bastards again, chupa?"
"Chupataro…Don't underestimate her," Yuhi croaked. "She's…strong."
Not good, chupa! Chupa's Deck doesn't have a Maximum anymore, chupa! He sweated.
Chupacabra biology comprised a weird mishmash of traits. Chupataro was cold-blooded, yet he had sweat glands. Yet the glands didn't aid him in shedding excess body heat.
"Damamu!"
"Me?"
"Go to where Yudias is, chupa!"
"But –"
"LISTEN TO YOUR PAPA, CHUPA!"
The withdrawal of Damamu's energy bubble offered solace to Damamu's "parents."
"Have you finished saying your goodbyes?"
"Go Rush, chupa…"
"Let us begin. I Maximum Summon!"
Chupataro fixated solely on Yuhi. He knew how his turn was going to go. No card in his hand could out-Maximum Hottenmeyer's Maximum on Turn 1, and although his current Deck was tailor-made to take Maximums down, truthfully, he didn't even feel like duelling.
Yuhi…This time, Chupa will be right beside you, chupa.
"I am Phaser-sama and Tremolo-sama's shield. I am their sword."
"Yudias, it's really up to you now, chupa."
Ohdo Yuhi
Level 2 EARTH Beast/Normal
ATK 200
DEF 200
Ohdo Yuamu's twin brother. He loves plastic models.
Kaburagi Chupataro
Level 2 LIGHT Beast/Normal
ATK 200
DEF 200
A chupacabra-type alien. He loves Meeeg-chan.
Hottenmeyer smoothed out the wrinkles on her dress.
The slaughter wasn't over.